Craft Zombie Craft Zombie Craft Zombie is a personal family craft blog by a stay at home mom who never sleeps. I love to sew, make jewelry, play with polymer clay, you name it! 
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2007-09-11 10:38:00 Jeff says I have found my calling. I have been playing around… creating/editing music when I am supposed to be getting orders out and answering the tons of freakin’ emails I get. He thinks my music would make good “movie music”. I decided to post my latest creation here, but I made a little video ... More About: Personal , Movies , Music , Pose , Poser
Birthday Video
2007-09-05 20:49:00 This is mostly for family because everyone else will probably find us quite boring…. More About: Video , Personal , Birthday
Sweet Spice, Sweet Gal
2007-09-04 23:45:00 I would like to give a big huge THANK YOU to Shannon of Sweet Spice Essentials for the cutest house warming gift ever!! Its a darling Tiki mirror: It matches so well with my new wall color. Sorry for the bad pic, but I’m still figuring out where the best natural light is in this house. ... More About: Personal
A Big Mess
2007-09-03 23:18:00 Well, I have my living room and my bathroom in order. The rest of the house is…. well…. getting there. Then there’s my new craft room: So yeah, I’ve got a ton to do and no time!!!!! There’s also a large custom made bookshelf that my ex-neighbor gave to me. It will be perfect for storing ... More About: Personal , Mess
Moving Sucks
2007-09-02 20:45:00 Not only did I have more crap than I thought, my damn air conditioner was not working after I moved in. They were supposed to fix it before I moved in. Bastards. Its fixed now, although there were code violations that my inspector failed to mention. It will all be fixed soon, at no charge ... More About: Personal , Moving , Sucks
Craft Room Art
2007-08-27 10:25:00 I had an excellent birthday, but I am going to save that for a blog post in a few days because I have pics and some video to edit, plus I am moving. In the meantime, I wanted to mention some of the art that will be displayed in my new craft room. It comes ... More About: Personal , Craft , Room
I get thirty spanks, ooh la la
2007-08-26 11:22:00 Well, its here. Actually, its not until exactly 11:00 p.m. pacific time. When it happens, I will probably be out to dinner with my hubby, who made me a nice hot bath with candles and chocolates and kids who stayed quiet for 15 minutes. P.S. I killed a huge brown recluse spider last night. It was ... More About: Personal , Span , Ooh La La
Shitbox
2007-08-24 09:38:00 Good ol’ Natalie Dee pretty much summed up why I don’t like cats: Kittens are a little bit okay with me because they haven’t learned how to be assholes yet. Some other favorites are: coconut dreams mission impossible swatch More About: Personal
What world am I living in again????
2007-08-23 08:00:00 Ms. MonroeSo someone on Rosie’s blog mentioned…. “i just catched a preview of americas next top model? plus sized gal is a size 8?. 5?10, 150lbs…” (Yes, they said “catched”.) Anyway… The initial reaction of any sane person is WHAT THE FUCK?? I am increasingly feeling like I am living in The Twilight Zone. Remember when plus-size ... More About: Living , World , Celebs
Celebs + Photoshop
2007-08-22 09:22:00 Much thanks to everyone commenting on my paint colors! I still haven’t made up my mind and I’ve got until this weekend to figure it all out. For now, go to Planet Hiltron. Its the most entertaining thing I’ve seen in a long while! (Thanks to Big Fat Deal for mentioning it.) More About: Photoshop , Celebs , Photosho
Paint By Numbers
2007-08-21 02:46:00 CALLING ALL YOU OPINIONATED FREAKS OUT THERE… Hey there doods. I am having some difficulties with damn paint colors for my new craft room/office. I like too many. I’m just curious what you like. Ultimately, I will choose what makes me happy, not what makes you happy. But I am just curious as to what ... More About: Personal , Numbers , Paint , Number
What the hell is going on here?
2007-08-20 16:23:00 This post is going to be half rant half “HELP!”. I am having a hard time understanding what is going on with selling handmade goods. I see a ton of people making things and selling them for prices I could only dream of commanding. They are making things I can make. Yet I cannot ... More About: Personal , Hell , Going , Goin
Offenders
2007-08-17 08:14:00 So I’m supposed to close on my new house sometime next week. My realtor gave me this packet with information about utilities, etc. One sheet had the web address for Family Watchdog, which I had heard about before but never checked out. The purpose of Family Watchdog is to locate registered sex offenders in your area. ... More About: Personal , Enders , Fender , Offend
Say ?mama?
2007-08-13 17:04:00 I made a little video of my daughter Samantha. She’s 18 months old already. Crappy camera. Not very exciting for non-family people. More About: Family , Mama
Everybody Hurts?..
2007-08-13 04:10:00 …yet we all feel so alone. I read your secrets every Sunday. There’s a great PostSecret video here. I had it embedded on this post, but removed it since I have my “Say Mama” video embedded on the next post. More About: Everybody
Postcards From Strangers
2007-08-12 22:55:00 I found out about postcrossing.com today and thought I’d let you know too. This is what you do: 1. sign up 2. request an address from the website 3. mail the postcard to the address 4. wait to receive a postcard 5. register the received postcard in the system So its a postcard pen-pal type of thing, sort of. I just ... More About: Range , Tran , Strangers , Ranger
Goodbye Watch Now
2007-08-11 08:13:00 I am writing about this in case anyone out there Googles for info about the topic. I’m sure the few subscribers I have will have no use for the following info: I use both Movielink and Netflix Watch Now. A few weeks ago, my Movielink Manager popped up with a message that I needed to update ... More About: Goodbye
Bad Wifey
2007-08-11 05:26:00 I am such an asshole. I failed to mention a few weeks ago that my husbands band The Alter Theory has released a new song on their MySpace page called My Therapy. Duh. More About: Movies , Family , Music
Goodbye Kitty
2007-08-10 02:36:00 First off, I wanted to mention a good sale at Lane Bryant this weekend. More About: Kitty , Goodbye
Brazillion
2007-08-09 04:41:00 My mom in law sent me a funny b-day card with dumbo Bush on it: More About: Personal
Something Crafty, Really!
2007-08-06 12:04:00 So whenever I have a lot of work to do, I find other “important” things to do. Its 5 a.m. and I’m still awake. The kids are sleeping and I LOVE this time to myself, even if it means I’ll feel like crap after getting a few hours of sleep. A little while ... More About: Really , Ally , Some
My daughter can kick your ass
2007-07-31 01:35:00 I think we have another drummer in the family: Okay, her hair is a mess here and it looks like a wig! Imagine her cuteness with a ponytail: This girl is rough and tough. Hair is the least of her worries, whereas beating up her 8-year-old brother is at the top of her list. And stealing my ... More About: Family , Daughter , Kick
They?ve got arms on sale. I?ll just give ?em the finger.
2007-07-29 11:14:00 Hey, guess what? We’re going to sell $20 billion dollars worth of weapons to Saudi Arabia and five other countries in the Persian Gulf. [ link ] Maybe its so that in 10 years, when we invade their country, we’ll know for a fact that they really do have weapons this time…. because we sold ... More About: Politics , Sale , War , Arms , Give
I?m All Coked Up
2007-07-29 08:55:00 I am a certified Diet Coke fiend. I really do have a problem (yes, yet another problem). I have a sneaking suspicion that aspartame is more addictive than caffeine because I even went with caffeine free diet coke for a while and that didn’t help. Non-diet soda drinkers won’t believe me, but I prefer ... More About: Personal
Can I shoplift a sewing machine?
2007-07-28 02:07:00 So my #1 goal was to purchase a house. I am close. I am pre-approved, looked at lots of houses, found a good one, and made my offer. Now I am waiting to hear that my offer was accepted. Please keep your fingers crossed for me and wish me luck! I thought I would make my ... More About: Personal , Machine , Sewing , Lift , Mach
TV on DVD
2007-07-24 07:25:00 I don’t watch much television. At least I don’t think I do, I mean…. compared to the average person. I don’t watch American Idol or Survivor or anything else that everyone is always talking about. I’m always working and since I work from home, its harder to get away from work - my office is ... More About: Movies , Music
The World Is Momentarily Constipated
2007-07-21 13:11:00 Everyone should write a letter to the world like I did in my last entry. Apparently, for one brief moment, I have stopped being shit on and received the wonderful news that I am officially OFFICIALLY pre-approved for the purchase of a home. Unfuckingbelievable. So here is another letter…. Dear World , The best house I’ve seen in ... More About: Personal , The World , Cons , Tipa
Dear World,
2007-07-20 23:10:00 Dear World , Hey, it’s me, April. Remember me? The one you hate. Yeah, anyway, could you do me a favor? Could you STOP SHITTING ON ME? I never got the stains out from last time. Thanks, April The above letter is a result of me going through the process of securing a loan to purchase a home. Why in ... More About: Personal
Tats
2007-07-17 08:04:00 So my husband Jeff received a tattoo gun last xmas and has been practicing on himself. He has some pretty interesting tattoos all over his thighs now. A friend of his wanted Jeff to give him a tattoo, so he came over last night. Here’s the finished tat: Not bad for a beginner huh? I’m still ... More About: Family
Not the blogger that you think you know
More articles from this author:2007-07-16 13:20:00 Most of the time, I appear to be pretty happy on this blog. I have my ups and downs just like everyone else. In general, I feel okay. I love my family and I’m thankful. But every now and then I have that dark cloud creeping in. I usually write about it, but I don’t ... More About: Personal , Blogger , Logger , Blogg 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 |
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