Craft Zombie Craft Zombie Craft Zombie is a personal family craft blog by a stay at home mom who never sleeps. I love to sew, make jewelry, play with polymer clay, you name it! Articles
My New Etsy Shop
2007-07-13 20:12:00 I jumped the gun and listed some things in my new Etsy shop. Here are a few of the items: Etsy: Your place to buy & sell all things handmadeCraftZombie.etsy.com I still have more to add and kind of wanted to wait to mention it until its fully stocked, but I’m impatient! More About: Shop
Run-On Sentences Are Sexy
2007-07-13 13:10:00 Today I feel like being one of those assholes who refers to themselves in the third person. April’s scorpion sting has healed and her knee is as good as new, except for the stubble from the lack of leg shaving. Right now April is thinking, “Fuck, wasn’t it JUST Friday, like…. yesterday?” Now its here again already. ... More About: Personal , Sexy , Sentences , Sentence
Bug Spray Does Nothing to Scorpions
2007-07-10 01:58:00 Dear Mr. Scorpion, Fuck you. Today you stung me as I was doing some spring cleaning in my bedroom/office. I know I killed your two brothers last month with the vacuum cleaner, but there’s no excuse for what you did. My knee swelled up and my whole leg went numb. More importantly, you almost made me ... More About: Personal , Scorpions , Thing , Spray , Pray
Craftster Star
2007-07-09 22:12:00 I have decided that I’d like to create a little award for fellow Craftster members who are talented bastards. I’d like to feature at least one a week. Here is my little award to them: Today I award Craftster member japaya, who made these wonderful clay bracelets: My favorite is the purple one, not only because its ... More About: Star
Bamboo Tile Pendants
2007-07-07 01:37:00 Finally… something crafty! After all, this is supposed to be a craft blog, not a blog where I profess my love and wish to grow a wiener. I made some cute necklace pendants out of bamboo tiles and children’s book images: So how in the hell do you make these damn things…… Easy! I wish I had time ... More About: Tutorials , Bamboo
Yes, this is supposed to be a craft blog?.
2007-07-07 01:28:00 I started this blog as a way to keep in contact with friends and family living in another state. Then I got the bright idea to make it more of a “public” blog and I’ve been promoting the damn thing on blog sites, etc. as a “crafty” blog because I’m a crafter. So now I ... More About: Personal , Blog , Craft , Pose
Theftflix
2007-07-04 04:28:00 Ever send back your Netflix dvd and it somehow fails to show up at their warehouse?? The USPS loves to lose my mail all the time. Especially when it is traveling overseas. But I often wonder… is it really lost. Or maybe just lost in a postal employees house. Case in point: Ex-postal clerk Anthony ...
Diaper Revenge????
2007-07-01 07:15:00 Arggg! I haven’t been able to blog and its driving me nuts. I have so much shit to do. And some news coming in a few days for you (no… i’m not pregnant, don’t even go there). Anyway, until then, check out these strange ebay auctions: loser husband revenge nuts helmet nilla More About: Revenge , Diaper
If I had a weiner (or wiener?), I would bone Kate Winslet.
2007-06-22 08:36:00 Kate Winslet is my dream girl. I am in love with her. I would totally leave my husband for her and enjoy lots of lesbonian sexxx. But of course, neither of us is gay, so I am screwed (no pun intended). Kate is my favorite actress right now. I say “right now” because I love ... More About: Kate Winslet , Celebs , Kate , Bone , Would
Master Bates
2007-06-22 08:04:00 Remember this movie…. The Toy? Remember “Mast er Bates”? I was taking advantage of the new “Watch Now” feature on Netflix and this is one of the movies available. I put these on when I am working on crafty things at my desk. It’s so weird that little Scotty Schwartz is a porn dude now. I ... More About: Movies , Music , Aster
The National
2007-06-22 03:31:00 I intend to annoy you from time to time with the bands that I like, and you’re going to fucking like it or else you will get a spanking. The National released Boxer last month, the follow-up to their 2005 release The Alligator. Labeled as “orchestrated nightclub folk-pop”, the band incorporates new instruments and expands with ... More About: Movies , Music , The Nation , The National
The Creative Bazaar
2007-06-22 03:05:00 Vendors Wanted for The Creative Bazaar The Creative Bazaar is an indie craft fair taking place October 13, 2007 in Cape Cod, MA. Go to http://www.bealivebelievebeyou.com/creati vebazaar for more information. Vendor applications are being accepted Now through July 15th, 2007. The Creative Bazaar is taking place during justBe…Connected; a weekend gathering for Creative Bloggers. Special packages are available so vendors can ...
The 5-Second Rule
2007-06-20 04:27:00 You go right ahead and scarf up that food you dropped on the floor. Pick out the hair and just got for it! In the interest of culinary science, student researchers at Connecticut College conducted exacting experiments in the dining hall and the snack bar to see how long it takes for food dropped on the ... More About: Econ , Rule
Al Gore Has 3 Big Ones (monitors, you sicko!)
2007-06-19 01:44:00 Al Gore ’s messy desk: [ link ] Check out those 3 huge monitors and that weird frog on the wall. I’m sure somewhere underneath the rubble is a long lost credit card bill that Al forgot to pay and now his Fico score is 427 and he owes $200 in late fees. There’s that myth/saying/whatever about men with ... More About: Al Gore , Celebs , Sicko , Monitors
Blood Diamond - I wasn’t that interested. I’m so dumb.
2007-06-16 12:03:00 I first saw Leonardo DiCaprio in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape and in The Basketball Diaries. Then of course in Titanic and also Catch Me If You Can. It was obvious that Leo could act, but he wasn’t yet at the top of his game. I say this as an acting expert. NOT! But I’m a “movie person” and can’t live for very many days without watching movies. I even watch listen to them while I work at this computer. Anyway, I saw The Departed right after it came out on DVD and I LOVED it. It exceeded my expectations. After watching it, I felt that Leo had finally made it. He’s a top dog now. Since he was also nominated for Blood Diamond , I thought I would watch it even though it isn’t a movie I would normally watch. I hate to say that. I’d love to say that I’d watch any kind of movie. But movie trailers that show mostly men, out in the middle of nowhere, with gunfire everywhere, blah blah blah….. it just isn’t my cup of tea. ... More About: Dumb , Este
Make sure my site really is crappy before you leave so soon
2007-06-13 14:48:00 According to my stat counter, out of all of the people that have visited… 94 of them stayed for less than 5 seconds. Ha! Very interesting info. Not sure if that counts any spiders or robots that were indexing the site, but less than 5 seconds???? Jeez, I know I’m boring, but 5 LOUSY SECONDS? ... More About: Personal , Site , Leave , Make , Sure
My credit card is fucking me without a condom - bastard!
2007-06-12 01:35:00 So I got a new credit card a few months ago. I pay all of my bills online. Just took a good look at my statement and noticed I am being charged for paying my bill online. I AM BEING CHARGED FOR PAYING MY BILL. Plus I am being charged a monthly fee which is ... More About: Personal , Card , Credit , Condom , Credit Card
Geek
2007-06-07 09:14:00 Here’s a new picture of me for all of my fans… all 3 of you. And I am totally buying one of these:http://www.bakersedge.comIts for people like me who like the brownies that were baked near the edge of the pan. Damn, why can’t I ever think of good ideas like this? Maybe it’s the result of ... More About: Personal , Geek
Sweeney
2007-06-06 06:34:00 Julia Sweeney has a blog entry that perfectly describes my exact feelings about George Bush. I thought I would give you a little taste: “…he is not just a president who I really don?t like, but instead spoiled milk in my fridge, milk that I innocuously lift to my nose and then recoil from and nearly ... More About: Celebs , Ween
My First Comic
2007-06-02 05:39:00 Okay, so I came across Witty Comic s when I was Stumbling and I made my first comic. It’s too big to put here, so you can click this picture to view the rest of it in a new window: Its okay if you think it sucks. I never realized how hard it was to write a ...
Top Ten Signs You?re a Fundamentalist Christian
2007-06-01 14:26:00 The fabulous bookI’m currently reading: 10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. 9 - You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that ... More About: Atheism , Christian , Signs , Fundamental , Fundamentalist
Girlfriend ain?t fat you stooopid bitch
2007-05-31 03:06:00 This woman is out of her fucking mind. I wanna know what you think…. Take the poll More About: Girlfriend , Bitch
Kawaii
2007-05-29 23:21:00 This has got to be the cutest fabric I have ever seen. Damn you Japan and all of the great things I have to buy from you because the US is sans kawaii. And speaking of Japanese goodies… More About: Kawaii , Kawai
Netflix for Handbags
2007-05-29 03:16:00 I love Netflix . I have my reasons, which are illegal, so I will not go into great detail. But anyway… did you know there is now a service like Netflix, but for handbags?? At www.bagborroworsteal.com you can “rent” a designer handbag, use it for as long as you want, and then send it back for another ... More About: Shopping , Handbags , Hand , Handbag
New Pinback Album
2007-05-27 11:01:00 My favorite band of all time, Pinback , is releasing a new album in three months and will tour this fall as well. I can hardly stand it! I dragged Jeff to see them perform in Austin last year and he loved it. Thank the universe that we live close to Austin because I am sure ... More About: Music , Album
Stormy Texas
2007-05-22 10:17:00 So its 2 in the morning and I’m sitting here working/watching The Matrix at the same time (I have ultra-super-spectacular skills like that), and out of nowhere comes a storm. Typical Texas . Lightning NON-STOP. This is a shot just before the lightning: click to enlarge And this is just as the lightning struck: click to enlarge This is Jeff pretending ... More About: Personal , Stormy
Ass Kicker
2007-05-21 01:13:00 Is this not the cutest little girl?? I wonder how my daughter is going to be at that age… More About: Kick
Alter Theory Swag
2007-05-20 11:28:00 I made some shirts for Jeff’s band. These are not iron-on’s. I stenciled them with screen-printing ink: More About: Theory , Alter , Swag , Theo
Too Cute
2007-05-17 08:05:00 I was in the bathroom doing my hair and noticed that it was suddenly quiet in the house. I went to see what was up: Sleepy time is what was up. I’m so glad the camera’s flash didn’t ruin everything. More About: Cute , Family
Glass Pendants
More articles from this author:2007-05-14 02:18:00 So I FINALLY got around to making those soldered glass pendants I have always wanted to make. Here is my post at Craftster where you can read comments about my pendants. More About: Glass 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 |
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