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Eyein’ the 2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser Convertible
2008-04-17 05:28:00
What up homies?!? It’s been awhile since I been puttin’ some words down on this blog,yo! I was down at Miami Beach checking out them fine honeys and takin’ a breather. Y’all know how it is with a playa’s lifestyle. Once in a while you gotta kickback and let your body rest otherwise it might turn on you. I’m down with cars and all but I never wanna ride no ambulance. Believe that! Now, I was scouting for a new gangta ride and out popped this wonderful new PT Cruiser Convertible from Chrysler . Damn, if it isn’t a fine lookin’ car. The original was tight as it is already, but this new one dawg, blows the old one away for sure! Man, gorgeousity embodied! A convertible is almost always a winner, but this one just cuts above the rest. From it distinct, original styling to its lush interior, man I’m creaming myself already. I just have to add this one to my wish list. The PT Cruiser Convertible is aimed at the ordinary fools like you and me. It’s got this cheap pr...
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The Next Music Video Superstar
2008-04-04 05:30:00
When it comes to hip hop automobile brands, few are mentioned more than Mercedez- Benz. Anybody who’s anybody in the hip hop scene has at least one or two. Even british comic Rowan Atkinson can’t keep his mitts off a Merc Mclaren F1. I’m telling you, nothing says I-made-it more than having a luxury German sports car sitting comfortable in your 10-car garage. For years, Mercedez has been a key ingredient in gangsta’ rap songs and music videos. Do you remember how much you used to cream yourself while watching your favorite rap star on TV bouncing on the latest merc on phat rims? Players will once more have something to spend a portion of their fortune on when Mercedez-Benz releases its 2009 SL. I mean just look at the damn thing. If that doesn’t stir feelings of “love at first sight” then I don’t know what will. That streamlined exterior exudes speed like no other expensive piece of machinery will. Believe me your Rep will skyrocket if your pockets are deep enough...
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Wanna Race?
2008-03-29 07:37:00
C’mon, if you had a couple of million dollars to spare (ATTN: Celebrities, oil magnates, etc) wouldn’t you make sure you had the absolute fastest car available? I mean, what’s the point of buying a car worth millions of dollars just to see some guy waving while passing you in a faster car? The comfort in buying a supercar lies is knowing that nobody in this planet, save for jet fighters and supersonic aircrafts, can beat you in a race. If that’s your thing then the Bugatti Veyron is the car for you. In a line: head-spinning, gut-wrenching, blazingly fast. You think a car with a V8 engine is fast? Imagine a car that has 16-cylinders in 4 banks of 4 cylinders, which is roughly the equivalent of two V8s. How’s that for fast? It has over a thousand horses which require a total of 10 radiators to cool it down so it doesn’t explode. It has a mind-numbing speed of roughly about 406 km/h. I don’t think you need to worry about the po-pos, because unless th...
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The future looks friggin' rosy
2008-03-27 07:21:00
We have come a long way in car modifications since the hot rods of old. We have seen great things like 24-inch chrome dubs, hydraulics, nitrous, neon lighting, body kits, etc. You may have noticed that technology is on a rampage these days. It seems every day there are new inventions that pop out that deserve a big round of applause. With this in mind, it’s fun to think of the future for car mods. What’s next? I personally, have some crazy ideas that would look really wicked, though I don’t think they can be done yet. First I’d like to see a fully digital, touch-screen dashboard. Think of it as one big piece of glass that glows a cool neon glow with all of the cars essential features at your fingertips. There would be no protruding knobs and levers anymore, just one big flat surface with the tachymeter, speedometer, engine temperature gauge, GPS, etc all neatly laid out. Think of how much more leg room you have both for the driver and the font seat passenger. It’s...
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Painting Respect
2008-03-26 04:27:00
There are virtually limitless ways of customizing a car these days. And if your into hip hop and all that, that usually means bling, bling, and more bling. You gotta put it down for your hood, reassuring them that we’re in it all the way. Make rival hoods cream themselves when they see your ride. Bring on those huge chrome 24s and you’ll get everybody’s respect. Then give your ride its voice by installing the most powerful amps and subwoofers you can lay your grubby little paws on. Then add some gigantic LCD screens, a couple of playstation 3s, and maybe just for fun, a mini bar, and watch every face in the neighborhood turn green with envy. These are just some of the ways you can trick out your ride that guarantees absolute satisfaction. This though while getting yourself respect does little for your crew and hood. There is one way of tricking out your ride that will earn you points from your crew while making a strong statement to your enemies. Art is a very good medium of...
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Bentley Should Thank Rappers
2008-03-25 09:13:00
Bentley recently announced that they have set a new global sales record for 2007. They reported that they have completed their best year, selling over 10,014 units worldwide. 4196 units were for North America alone. And by North America, I think this means the good, ole’ US of A, and by USA I mean rappers. Think about it. Who are capable of buying cars priced at upwards 200,000 bucks and look good riding them? I don’t need any statistics. I KNOW that a big fat thanks is in order here. Come on Bentley. Don’t you dare go all high and mighty on the kids from the ghettos that made it big and bought your overpriced but extremely well-made cars. How much will it take? Certainly not as much as an Arnage or a Continental or even a Coupe. A little gratitude goes a long way.
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The New Face of ‘08
2008-01-11 09:52:00
As M'Lady is takin' ten hours to git her hair did, I did a bit of required reading: rss feeds, a bit of world news, and the occasional online magazine about cars. I was browsing one of my faves--Winding Road Magazine--and then, I saw IT.The 2008 SLK Roadster. You see, yourz truly has been thinkin’ about a Merc for some time now, and, ooh boy... have they got a pride of ‘em worth prowlin’ the urban jungle with. Now showcasing a distinct arrow shape at the front end, the SLK-Class has one serious Formula One face. Talk about attitude! And ‘neath the hood, I can choose from among three engines. First up is a supah-freaky four-cylinder that can bust out 184 horsepower and torque of 184 pound-feet. Next is the revamped version of its 3.5-liter V-6 engine. This baby has 305 horsepower, 265 pound-feet of torque, all while producing less carbon dioxide. But what I’m eyein’ most of all is dat AMG version of the new SLK… its eight valves can produce 360 horses that iz sure...
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Gittin’ Nutty over NAIAS ’08!
2008-01-11 09:37:00
This year sure is off to a rockin’ start! Car-and-fashion show extravaganza GM Style draws ever closer to be simulcast over gm.com on the twelfth, but this fat serving of celebrity, style, and automobiles is but an appetizer for one of the premier international auto shows in the world: The 20th North American International Auto Show! So far, there are nearly eighty exhibitors, more than twenty sponsors, and a slew of entertainment events that include a live performance by Barenaked Ladies as well as a “Racing Day” presented by Sprint on the 25th of January. Below is a schedule of events as announced by naias.com, the Auto Show’s official website: Press Preview: Sunday, January 13 to Tuesday, January 15, 2008 Industry Preview: Wednesday, January 16 and Thursday, January 17, 2008 Charity Preview: Friday, January 18, 2008 Public Show: Saturday, January 19 through Sunday, January 27, 2008 How I wish that a blogger like yourz ...

GM Style Update – and a Mouth-Off to Boot
2008-01-09 06:26:00
Vegas Lover: Kid Rock? Kid Rock will perform at GM Style ? jkewlz: Uhuh – he’s in the list with Mary J. Blige and Maroon 5— Vegas Lover: Maroon 5 too? What’s the world comin’ to? Dey shud be marooned where dey can do no damage – the name alone makes me ears hemorrhage! jkewlz: And what’s your beef wit ‘em? Perhaps you just jealous coz lead singer Levine is a badder playa dan you! Vegas Lover: Oh no, u di’int, wannabe white nigga – nobody be more bad-ass dan urz truly! Do a 360 like ya Kid – he bounced Hip Hop for Rock, da infidel.. jkewlz: Dontcha mean a 180? If I went 360, I be spinnin’ back where I started— Vegas Lover: Oh, excuuuuze me, Mr. Math McGeek, but I was havin’ a flashback of M’Lady… Oh yeah, she was so fine, she went: Spin spin like a lick/ All around my/ Explicit lyric jkewlz: Ha! It ain’t your tool/ You da one/ Wrapped ‘round her finger, foo’!...
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Enter Vegas Lover, jkewlz' Nasty Alter-Ego
2008-01-04 07:19:00
Here I be at the City of Sin, and ooh!--neon blinkies look pweetty....Vegas Lover : Move it, foo'! Shut ya piehole lest I treat it like a glo*#@hole!jkewlz: What the FU--you again? Git outta ma brain, you crazy sonofa--Vegas Lover: Ha! I'm da pimp and u da b!tch as long as we in LV, kapeesh? So u just sit 'n see what V-Lover be up to! I mean, look at you, praisin' those twirly-tailpipes--jkewlz: What about them? They're cool--Vegas Lover: I'm not saying that they're not, foo'! But look at 'em, dey only go by two styles! Two! Who wants to stand out as a custom-copycat? Gimme more 'dos, dat's what I say.jkewlz: Okay, I got your point. You could've spoken out when I was writing about it--Vegas Lover: Nuff sed, wannabe white nigga--me gots me m'lady approachin'. Come here, shawty, lemme tell ya a suite deal...Vegas Nights(by V-Lover)Vegas nightsHere’s the low-downIt’s all about the down-low(Shh!)It can be obsceneGotta bling to be seenChin up and low jeans(Word!)Got my c...
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Just Like In Vegas, What Happens In My Ride...
2008-01-02 09:41:00
Yourz truly was surfin' the triple-dubya, when I came across something twisted: neon door handles! Safely wired and plugged, it glows green when unlocked, and red when not. It silently yet succinctly says "Occupied" on comfort room stalls; or it says "Don't disturb me while I'm with my secretary" on the corporate boardroom door.I began to wonder: are there any neon grips for my pimped-up ridez? To my shock and awe, I found 'em... but as a patent! Dang!--I so wanted to bring Vegas with me--those flashy lights make moths outta mommas... And who doesn't like Ka-ching! Ka-ching! to ring in his ears? See the bright lights/ In my suite sight All the playas below/ Keep on owing dough Yet here's the spin/ I'm sure to win You got the slot/ I'll hit the 'pot Ka-ching! Ka-ching!/ Ka-ching! Ka-ching! Me got the paper/ Gimme gimme the pucker Ka-ching! Ka-ching!/ Ka-ching! Ka-ching! Pull down on the lever/ Got more for your hun...
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Hollah! Cazzilla to Break In ’08 with Style
2007-12-28 10:36:00
To celebrate all the accolades its vehicles have been receiving, General Motors will be going all-out in its exclusive, VIP-only, automobile-slash-fashion-slash-music extravaganza called GM Style on January 12, 2008. You see, the Saturn Astra Tuer and Chevrolet Beat concepts are finalists for the North American Car of the Year; and the 2008 models of the Chevrolet Malibu and Cadillac CTS (I like to call Cadillacs “Cazzillaz” – let caddies sit and stay in golf courses, you dig?) are among Car and Driver’s “10 Best” list. More than that, my future Cazzilla has been named by Motor Trend as its 2008 Car of the Year. Cast of characters include Mary J. Blige as perfomer, DJ Samantha Ronson as music mix-master, as well as the country’s top models wearing bling and fashion-y things from Marciano for Guess?, Mark Zunino, and Detroit’s very own Kevan Hall. And—get this—all the GM All-Stars will rip the runway along with the fashions in a head-spinning show set to m...
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Spin That Tailpipe Bling
2007-12-26 04:00:00
Who’da thunk it? Tailwaggin’ ain’t just for ladies no more. And no, fool!—I’m not talkin’ about no queer eye—I’m talking about tailpipes, ya hear? The SPINNER EXHAUST PIPE from the peeps at XEX EXTREMEXHAUST literally puts your rear in gear, to stop you from merely blowing smoke like other folk. It twirls like a chopper, you see; and once you rev yourself hot, it comes poppin’ out! Available in Turbine or Flare designs, these spinnaz come in models that fit in either 1¼”-2” or 2”-3” exhaust pipes – so take ya pick to swap your puny pipe tip, ya hear? So far, it’s only from Laser Distributions, so log on to their site (www.shoplaser.com) to give your rear that much-needed bling.
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Le Fiat Fiorino Compact Van
2007-12-09 03:24:00
Fiat, together with Peugeot-Citroen PSA, has developed a new compact vehicle. They call their latest innovation as the "Fiorino." It is basically a van that will soon be released in the markets of more than 80 countries worldwide. As with its French counterparts, the Fiorino is styled by gifted craftsmen. This is why the Fiat Fiorino is sure to be able to compete with other French cars when it comes to stylishness. As for the vehicle’s capacity, it can load up to 610 kg and has 2.5 cubic meters of stowage. It is designed especially for long driving. It has a special climate control system that allows one to control the temperature as well as the humidity of the cabin. Aside from this, it also features a modern audio system that will surely rock your ride.
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The Volkswagen SlipStream
2007-12-05 03:20:00
At the L.A. Auto Show, the winner of the Design Challenge has already been declared. The one who bagged the award was none other than the Volkswagen SlipStream. It is a car that is powered by solar energy. When city driving, the SlipStream is upright that makes it possible to save space as well as to make corners easily. On the freeway, the SlipStream has the capacity to reduce its drag area. What makes the Slipstream special is that it can exceed the speed of 250mph.

Alfa’s 147 Ducati Corse Special Model
2007-12-01 09:47:00
Alfa Romero announced that the limited special series 147 Ducati Corse will debut in Bologna, Italy this coming December 5, 2007. The said vehicle has a 170 bhp JTDM turbodiesel engine. The Ducati can run for 0-100 km/h in 8 seconds and it can speed up to 215 km/h. It features Alfa’s Q2 self-locking front differential system. According to the company, the car is made to “improve roadhold, traction and stability.” Many say that the 147 Ducati Corse has a “racing ambiance.” It has a sport button that “varies the mapping of the accelerator pedal” that gives its users the choice between a touristy mapping and a sporty configuration.
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Small SUV by Mazda
2007-11-27 09:15:00
Many are longing to have a smaller version of the SUV and it is such a relief that Mazda plans to build one. The SUV Mazda plans to build is close to their rear-wheel-drive MX-5. One can say that it is a small version of that. And since plans are not all there is in coming up with a new vehicle, Mazda has already decided to introduce their RWD SUV at the 2008 Paris Motor Show. James Muir, the big boss in Mazda Europe, shares his vision. “I do see SUVs getting smaller and being more car-like in their behavior. Maybe we can look at rear-wheel-drive platform sharing and we have a rear-wheel-drive platform with the MX-5.”
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Did you know that Diesels are aiming to be the new hybrid?
2007-11-23 02:47:00
Automakers are already looking into this possibility. The problem lies in that the diesel is most often used for dirty engines. Hence, it has a hard time making progress in the United States market. However this is the case, new emissions technology already does something to solve this dilemma. As a result, these “oil burners” already attained a clean bill of health in all 50 states. This means that we can expect progress in the coming years. Diesels may really turn out to be the next hybrid.
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Customized Tony Chi Audi R8
2007-11-18 02:27:00
According to Audi America, the R8’s are available everywhere except for The Audi R8 that is designed by the architect and interior designer that is behind the Park Hyatt Shanghai’s interiors as well as the Skylofts of Las Vegas. It is said that this version of the R8 is included in the Bergdorf Goodman’s 2007 holiday catalog. It will be auctioned until December 14 and the proceedings will be donated to the charity the winner chooses. This version of the Audi R8 has 420 horsepower, 4.2 liter FSI V8 engine.
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2010 Welcomes the Chevy Volt Electric Vehicle
2007-11-14 01:58:00
General Motors officially declared the date for its Chevy Volt rollout to be November 2010. There is also talk of a new Walt Disney theme park in Epcot which will feature the advanced Volt electric car. Chevy Volt was first introduced in Detroit last January with hopes it will leapfrog the advantage Toyota hybrids have given on the road. However, the new production model the drivetrain will look different from the famous model GM publicly revealed in Detroit. The Volt will not need gasoline if one will only use it to drive for 40 miles or less. Its small engine gets its energy from the car battery and it also makes use of fuel if travel will go beyond 40 miles.
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Little Scion
2007-11-09 04:07:00
Also at the SEMA 2007, Ridemakerz and Scion teamed up to come up with a program that allows for auto enthusiasts to create their own Scion “Ride” without having to shell out a lot of money. The program features seven customization steps that make way for 649 million distinct tuning possibilities for the toy car. The best part of it is that once one gets finished with all the customizing, one will get a 12 inch long Scion xB that comes in fiberglass-over foam. Apart from this, it a custom plate also comes with it and a Certificate of Title that includes a Ride Identification Number (RIN).

Wheels go ‘round Bigger
2007-11-08 03:28:00
In the past, having 20-inch rims already seems to be a little too much. Well, times have really changed and rims are getting bigger and bigger. Having 22-inch rims, 24s, 26s and even any diameter lower than 30 inches is becoming a norm nowadays. In fact, rims up to 32 inches, 34s, and even 42 inches are already available. These extremely huge rims were featured at the recently concluded SEMA show. Here are some of the wheels that were featured at the SEMA show: This is perfect for anyone who would love to go around with President George Washington. These awesome rims measure 30 inches in its diameter. Some are thinking that maybe a 25 diameter rim would best fit this design since 25 means a quarter and this rim is kindda like a quarter. For me though, 30 inches is just fine. It’s the artist’s prerogative. Here’s another one: Now that is what I call a gambler’s rim. Perfect for anyone who has a love for cars and loves to have the roulette spin. Ain’t it...
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Sales, Cars, and SEMA
2007-10-31 16:39:00
In the coming Specialty Equipment Market Association (SEMA) show in Las Vegas, Chevrolet will introduce its Cobalt SS as well as the HHR Panel SS that will both be on sale come the second quarter of 2008. Toyota will introduce its 2009 Corolla and Matrix on the said show and other automakers will have their own vehicles to showcase on the said event. This is not surprising for the SEMA really affects and influence the consumers. Have a car featured in SEMA and it will surely get sales.
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The Silver Car
2007-10-31 06:38:00
If you have the money for it and is just head over heels for silver, the Audi A8 is just the vehicle for you. Yeah, it consumes a lot of fuel. But if you have the money for it, for the amount of fuel it eats up, go ahead and have one. The Audi A8 is made of solid silver. Yeah, you read it right. It’s made of solid silver. This shiny, shiny bling is something that’ll compliment you in many, many ways.
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2007 SEMA Show and the 2008 Ford Concept Cars
2007-10-26 09:14:00
The 2007 SEMA Show , as a caravan of one of a kind show cars as well as concept cars that are mostly built to show off new aftermarket products, will preview Ford ’s latest concept cars. As the price of fuel continues to be erratic, small cars that consume relatively less amounts of fuel are the hit. Since small cars are the “in” cars nowadays, Ford concept cars are relatively small. The 2007 SEMA Show will showcase nine customized 2008 Ford Focus models. According to Al Giombetti, which is the executive director for Ford’s Customer Service, “[t]he small car market is now the largest vehicle segment in the country with more than 2.7 million sales annually. We want to signal that we have what it takes to help small-car buyers make a big statement in their vehicles. That’s why we’re offering a full spectrum of personalization options ranging from full-body kits and wheels to audio systems and racing parts for under the hood.”
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The 2009 Nissan GT-R
2007-10-23 09:09:00
For those who are seeking for a cool car. The wait is over for the 2009 Nissan GT-R is now here. Pictures are available online but as for the car’s specifications, it is not yet announced. At the Nissan’s Tokyo show press conference, which will be taking place this coming October 24, more information on the all-wheel-drive 2009 GT-R with a 3.8 liter twin-turbo V6 that has the capacity to produce 473 horsepower and 434 pound-feet of torque is expected to be made known to the public. As of the moment, we know that it has a transmission of a GR6 dual-clutch six-speed automatic and an ability to accelerate up to 60 mph in 3.5 seconds.

A Scene at the O.C. Auto Show
2007-10-11 10:12:00
One of the highlights of the O.C. Auto Show at Anaheim is Toyota's "Off-road, on-site" test drive. The people who attended the auto show fall in line in order to have a test drive of the FJ Cruise, Tundra and Tacoma over mounds of dirt, bridges and small ramps—kinda like a obstacle course. It reminded me of bumper cars—where kids will fall in line to be able to drive the small cars that they could use to bump other cars. But one can only do that in games. In real life, it’s a no-no to bumping other cars. It could lead to serious, serious trouble.
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A Car, a Lottery and a Chance
2007-10-09 10:11:00
Boyd Coddington is a big name when it comes to customizing cars. This is not at all surprising for he stars the show “American Hot Rod” and all. Aside from being a celebrity, he is known to design one-of-a-kind custom and handmade roadsters that are worth thousands and thousands of dollars. Fortunately, there is a lottery tagged as the Capital Pontiac Buick Cadillac GMC’s Boyd Coddington Solstice Lottery that allows one to have the chance to own a Pontiac Solstice that is customized by Coddington. The lottery ticket is priced at $25 each and the proceedings will go to Kinsmen Telemiracle Foundation and the Regina Inner City Family Foundation. The Boyd-customized Pontiac Solstice is worth $109,000 Canadian. Whoa! Imagine, with just $25 bucks, one gets a chance to own it.
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Frankfurt Motor Show: A Hands-Free Fiat 500 Test Drive
2007-10-05 09:08:00
In the recently concluded Frankfurt Motor Show , the Fiat has set up this very very cool stand. The people who were in the Frankfurt Motor Show could take a ride in the Fiat 500. It’s not quite a test drive for there is a trail and the car runs on automatic. I’ll say it’s more of a test ride. The people who were there were able to sit back and enjoy the Fiat 500’s seats and had a general feel of the car. The Fiat 500 is said to have hit on Europe with a bang with its enormous sales. This Fiat 500 is similar to the classic model of Fiat which went into circulation from 1957-1975. The original Fiat 500 or Cinquecento as it was called then, was known for being a fun to drive that goes easy on the pocket. The Modern Fiat 500 that was exhibited at the Frankfurt Motor Show can be availed of at $14,500 and is expected to follow the track the original Fiat 500 took especially when it comes to high sales.
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A Change of Wheels
2007-10-03 09:07:00
A lot of people nowadays look at their vehicles as something more than a machine. For them it is something akin to a work of art. Similar to the clothes that one wears, the music one has on his player, the accessories one chooses to wear as well as the stuffs that one calls his own, the kind of vehicle one has tells a lot about the person who owns it. It’s kinda like you get to know a person by looking at his shoes. While some people are hopelessly practical and stick with the basics, some are willing to explore and customize their babies, wheels, whatever you may call it. One does not necessarily need to be a car aficionado in order to give the vehicle a touch of one’s personality. There are actually a lot of things one can do to modify their vehicle. They could add on accessories, custom parts, gadgets, spoilers, bumpers, grilles guards, window tints and the list goes on and on. These things, however, could go heavy on the budget. A good way to improve the look of one’s veh...
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