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Joke 597: New Cowboy Boots
2008-03-11 15:50:00 An elderly couple named Sam and Helen are vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots and seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly. He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, “Notice anything different, Helen?” Helen ... More About: Joke , Cowboy , Boots
Breakdown in the Office Elevator Video
2008-03-07 18:33:00 I’m not sure if the following video dealing with a nervous breakdown in an office elevator is real or not - my guess is that it isn’t - though I could definitely see it happening. Technorati Tags: office elevator, nervous breakdown More About: Video , Office , The Office , Funny Videos , Elevator
Joke 596: Death of a Consultant
2008-03-06 19:18:00 A consultant dies on in a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says, “Congratulations!” “Congratulations for what?” asks the consultant. “We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old,” Saint Peter exclaims. ... More About: Joke , Consultant , Death
Bad Day at the Office Video
2008-03-04 18:30:00 The following video is a compilation of videos dealing with bad days at the office. Some of them you’ve seen posted on here before, others are new to Office Humor Blog. Some of them should definitely have you laughing out loud. Technorati Tags: bad day, funny video More About: Video , The Office , Funny Videos
Joke 595: Pricey Parrots
2008-02-27 15:56:00 A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot to the left costs $500.” “Why does the parrot cost so much?” the customer asks. The owner says, “Well, it knows how to use a computer.” The customer ... More About: Joke
Joke 594: Golf Score
2008-02-25 15:55:00 “What’s your golf score?” the country club interviewer asked the prospective new member. “Well, not so good,” replied the golfer. “It’s 69.” “Hey, that’s not bad. In fact, it’s very good.” “Glad you think so,” the golfer confided. “I’m hoping to do even better on the next hole.” Technorati Tags: golf joke, golf score, ... More About: Golf , Joke , Score
Bad Employee Video
2008-02-19 18:45:00 Need a refresher on what being a bad employee is like? Perhaps the following video can give you some helpful tips on how to avoid being one. Technorati Tags: bad employee, funny work video More About: Video , Funny Videos , Employee
Antidiscrimination Division Sued for Sexual Harassment
2008-02-15 19:00:00 If you’re responsible for handling antidiscrimination cases, it’s probably best not to go about sexually harassing your fellow coworkers. Some employees of the Utah Antidiscrimination and Labor Division found this out the hard way as the division is now being sued by an ex-employee that was supposedly sexually harassed. Since the details of the case ... More About: In the News , Sexual , Sexual Harassment , Harassment
1/3 of US Companies Have Policies Against Office Romances
2008-02-15 00:00:00 While love may be in the air this Valentine’s Day, that love better not pollute the air for 1/3 of US companies. That’s right, a third of US companies have policies against office romances, even though about 38% of employees claim to have met their significant others at work. Granted, that 38% were ... More About: Companies , Office , In the News , Policies , Romances
Engineer Fired for Fighting Over Urine Tasting Whiskey
2008-02-13 18:49:00 People break out into fights all the time when alcohol is involved, but this is the fire time I’ve heard of an altercation get started because the booze tasted like urine. The alcohol in question was a whiskey from a hotel mini-bar and the person who tasted it got thrown out of the hotel ... More About: In the News , Fighting , Fired , Engineer , Urine
Israeli Company Seeks Deductions for Kickbacks
2008-02-12 19:30:00 I’ve heard of some interesting ideas for tax write-offs, but a company wanting to have deductions for the $860,000 it paid in overseas kickbacks is definitely near the top of the list. What’s next? Deductions for bribing officials and gambling away embezzled cash? Ok, so the courts rejected the company’s attempts for “creative” deductions, ... More About: Company , In the News , Israeli
Joke 593: Caught in the Act
2008-02-08 15:47:00 A guy came home early and found his wife in bed with another man. “What the hell are you doing?” shouted the irate husband. “See,” the wife said to the man lying beside her. “Didn’t I tell you that he doesn’t know a thing about sex?” Technorati Tags: adultery joke, sex joke More About: Joke , Caught
Office Romances Good for the Employee
2008-02-06 19:13:00 There’s always a bit of controversy surrounding office romances. Some believe taking a dip in the company ink can be a risky manuever that could add extra stress and drama to the workplace. A new survey seems to prove otherwise as it claims office flings can help productivity and worker happiness. They say a ... More About: Office , In the News , Good , Romances , Employee
Joke 592: Golf Accident
2008-02-05 15:59:00 A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it ... More About: Golf , Joke , Accident
Government Employee Video
2008-01-30 19:04:00 Looking for ways to fool your bosses into thinking you’re hard at work? The following video demonstrates a funny and original method that may just work for you (as long as you have a window that is). Technorati Tags: government employee humor, pretending to work More About: Video , Government , Funny Videos , Employee
Joke 591: Doctor?s Orders
2008-01-30 15:47:00 A middle management executive has to take on some sport by his doctor’s orders, so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he’s doing. “It’s going fine,” the manager says. “When I’m on the court and I see the ball speeding toward me, my brain immediately says, ‘To ... More About: Joke , Doctor , Orders
Joke 590: New Signs
2008-01-28 15:55:00 A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign reading, ?BEST DEALS.? He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign reading, ?LOWEST PRICES.? The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He ... More About: Joke , Signs
Woman Fears Being Fired - Decides to Delete $2.5 Million Worth of Files
2008-01-24 19:01:00 People who think they are about to be fired can do some incredibly stupid things. You know, like tell off their boss or steal an office stapler or two. Sometimes, they take things much worse, like deleting $2.5 million worth of architectural drawings off company computers. Perhaps the worst part of the whole thing ... More About: In the News , Woman , Worth , Fired , Files
Sex Blamed for 25% of People?s Debt
2008-01-23 18:59:00 Find yourself in loads of debt? Why not be like 1 in 4 people and blame sex for your financial troubles. You’re not just lazy or financially irresponsible… no! Your main problem is your obsession with sex! Ok, so the people weren’t really blaming sex, they merely admitted to paying for sex either ... More About: People , In the News , Debt
Joke 589: SItting Next to God
2008-01-21 15:52:00 Peyton Manning, Tony Romo and Tom Brady go to heaven to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question. God asks Peyton Manning first, “What do you believe?” Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, “I ... More About: Joke
Cubicle Chair Pull Video
2008-01-18 18:44:00 Sometimes it’s the simplest pranks that are the best. For instance, the good ‘ol chair pulling gag. If your office is set up with some low-wall cubicles, you should be able to pull back the chairs of unsuspecting coworkers while they’re busy standing up talking on the phone, reading papers, organizing their desk, ... More About: Video , Funny Videos , Chair , Pull
Joke 587: Juror Screening
2008-01-17 15:59:00 Judge: “Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?” Juror: “I don’t want to be away from my job for that long.” Judge: “Can’t they do without you at work?” Juror: “Yes, but I don’t want them to know that.” Technorati Tags: jury duty joke More About: Joke , Screening
2007 Darwin Awards
2008-01-14 19:08:00 The 2007 Darwin Awards have been posted, with entries including a person dying from alcohol poisoning via alcohol enemas, a woman being killed by an elevator after sticking her head down a shaft, and a “shortcut” race across a multi-lane road during a thunderstorm. You’d think after all the Darwin awards given out that the population ... More About: In the News , Darwin Awards
Joke 586: Afternoon Quickie
2008-01-14 15:45:00 It was obvious to Mom and Dad that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie without their 9-year-old son hanging around was to send him out on the balcony. So they ordered him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary, “There’s a car being towed from the ... More About: Joke , Afternoon
Office Hacky Sack Video
2008-01-12 07:25:00 Sometimes you’ve got better things to do than answering your office phone… you know… like playing hacky sack with a paper ball. Technorati Tags: hacky sack, funny office video More About: Video , Office , Funny Videos , Sack
Joke 585: Late Night Phone Call
2008-01-11 15:59:00 A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 in the morning. The blond wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. The husband said, “Who was that?” The wife said, “I don’t know, some woman wanting to know ... More About: Phone , Joke , Night , Call , Late
Non-Smokers Fired for Being ?Troublemakers?
2008-01-10 18:51:00 In most offices it’s against the rules to smoke while on the job. In a bit of a twist, a small office boss in Germany decided it was the non-smokers that were going to cause trouble so he decided to lay them all off. I’m not sure what the employment laws are over in Germany, ... More About: In the News , Fired , Smokers
Joke 584: Going to the Pub
2008-01-10 15:58:00 A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, “I’m going to the pub. Get your coat on.” The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, “Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?” The husband replies, “No, I’m turning the heating off.” Technorati Tags: joke More About: Joke
How to Treat Your Boss Video
2008-01-09 19:04:00 Looking to impress your boss? Maybe you should watch the following video detailing how to treat your boss. Thanks to Jason for pointing out the video. Technorati Tags: funny office video More About: Video , Funny Videos , Boss , Treat
Joke 583: Filling the Tank
More articles from this author:2008-01-09 15:56:00 Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, “Hey, Dad! What are you doing?” His father says, “I’m filling your mother’s tank.” Johnny says, “Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning.” Technorati Tags: adult joke, sex joke More About: Joke , Tank 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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