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Pregnant Employee Threatened With Dismissal by Boss
2008-01-08 18:47:00 I can only imagine how difficult it can sometimes be to notify your boss that you’re pregnant. You never know just how they may react - though they wouldn’t be so cruel as to call you useless would they? Actually, I’m very curious to know what the woman’s job was. It says that she ... More About: Pregnant , In the News , Boss , Employee
Joke 582: Hell on Earth
2008-01-08 15:55:00 One evening, a young lady came home from a date rather sad. She told her mother, “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.” Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two ... More About: Earth , Joke , Hell
Joke 581: Terrible Tee Shot
2008-01-07 15:53:00 A man steps up for a tee shot with a row of trees on his right side. He slices it wildly and it heads off in the direction of the trees. He gets another ball and continues playing. About 15 minutes later a highway patrolman approaches him. “This your ball?” asks the policeman. “Yes, I ... More About: Joke , Shot
Joke 580: Roomful of Blondes
2008-01-04 16:06:00 A blind guy on a barstool shouts to the bartender: “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender and the bouncer are both blondes. I’m a 6-foot-tall, 200-pound black belt. The guy sitting next to me is ... More About: Joke , Blondes
Joke 579: White Gloves
2008-01-03 16:02:00 A guy wanted to buy a gift for his girlfriend’s birthday. As they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: personal, but not too personal. Accompanied by the girlfriend’s younger sister, he went to Dillard?s and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased ... More About: Joke , White , Gloves
Joke 578: Soy Beans
2008-01-02 16:00:00 Going through his wife’s bedroom drawers, a farmer discovered three soy beans and an envelope containing 30 dollars in cash. He confronted his wife, who promptly confessed. “Darling, over the years I haven’t been completely faithful to you. But when I fool around, I put a soy bean in the drawer to remind me of ... More About: Joke , Beans
Joke 577: Sex Before Marriage
2008-01-01 15:58:00 Two clergymen were discussing the present sorry state of sexual morality. “I didn’t sleep with my wife before we were married,” one clergyman said self-righteously. “Did you?” “I’m not sure,” said the other, “what was her maiden name?” Technorati Tags: sex joke, marriage humor More About: Marriage , Joke
Joke 576: Like Father, Like Son
2007-12-31 15:55:00 Three gentlemen are golfing one day. They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee. The first golfer hits his ball right into the water. To retrieve it, he approaches the water and extends his golf club. The water parts, he takes his next shot and it lands on the ... More About: Joke , Father , Fath
Joke 575: Corny Christmas Jokes (part 5)
2007-12-21 16:07:00 Q: Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel? A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks! Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? A: Because it ” soots ” him! Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Poll. Q: Why do birds fly south for the ... More About: Jokes , Joke , Part
Joke 574: Corny Christmas Jokes (part 4)
2007-12-20 16:04:00 Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claus-trophobic. Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive” ? A: Yeah, you know, “Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names” Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A: You do all the work and ... More About: Jokes , Joke , Part
Joke 573: Corny Christmas Jokes (part 3)
2007-12-19 16:02:00 Q: What nationality is Santa Claus? A: North Polish. Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? A: Crisp Cringle. Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes. Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? A: He wanted to sleep like a log. Technorati Tags: Christmas jokes More About: Jokes , Joke , Part , Part 3
Joke 572: Corny Christmas Jokes (part 2)
2007-12-18 16:10:00 Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho. Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem. Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? A: Sandy Claws! Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? A: Fleece Navidad! Technorati Tags: Christmas jokes More About: Jokes , Joke , Part
Couple Caught Having Sex After Work on Office Desks
2007-12-17 18:43:00 For some reason the holiday season brings about the friskier side in people - especially in the office. You may want to make sure you’re alone though when you decide to have at it on some office desks after work. Actually, the email referenced in the article kind of makes it seem that the person ... More About: Office , In the News , Work , Couple , Caught
Joke 571: Corny Christmas Jokes (part 1)
2007-12-17 16:04:00 Q: What carries round a sack and bites people? A: Santa Jaws Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Poll. Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Technorati Tags: christmas jokes, corny jokes More About: Christmas , Jokes , Joke , Part
Joke 570: Street Light Search
2007-12-14 16:08:00 Late at night, a drunk was on his knees beneath a street-light, evidently looking for something. A passer-by, being a good Samaritan, offered to help. “What is it you have lost?” he asked. “My watch,” replied the drunk. “It fell off when I tripped over the pavement.” The passer-by joined in the search but after ... More About: Joke , Search , Street , Light
Joke 569: Caught Speeding
2007-12-13 15:50:00 An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?” The old man yells, “HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING.” The patrolman says, “May I ... More About: Joke , Speeding , Caught
Joke 568: The Big Night
2007-12-12 15:57:00 A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first time. Of course, the boy is ecstatic. He takes a trip to the pharmacist to ... More About: Joke , Night
Joke 567: Blonde Kidnapping Plot
2007-12-11 15:55:00 A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him: “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, ... More About: Joke , Blonde , Kidnapping , Plot
Joke 566: Anger Management
2007-12-10 16:15:00 One Monday morning after the weekly company meeting, a young executive was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. “She gets me so angry sometimes,” the young man confided. “Well, son. I’ll tell you what I used to do with my wife,” replied the boss. “Whenever she got out ... More About: Joke , Management , Anger Management , Anger
Joke 565: Stranded Fishermen
2007-12-07 16:02:00 Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated ... More About: Joke , Fisher
Joke 564: Stuffed Toys
2007-12-06 16:01:00 Harry met Sandy at a nightclub one evening, and she finally invited him back to her apartment to spend the night. Her roommate was out of town, so this was the perfect opportunity. The couple went back to her house, and after a few minutes the pair proceeded into Sandy’s bedroom. When Harry walked through ... More About: Toys , Joke
Many Employees Think Appraisals are a Waste of Time
2007-12-05 18:44:00 In the results of yet another obvious survey, nearly 30 percent of employees believe appraisals are a waste of time. On top of that, almost half think their bosses were dishonest during the appraisal and about one fifth thought they were unfair. Actually, I guess the results weren’t that obvious… as I would have thought ... More About: Employees , In the News , Time , Waste
Joke 564: Inflatable Dolls
2007-12-05 16:15:00 Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided that they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail. When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn’t going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used “blow-up” dolls instead. She put ... More About: Joke , Inflatable , Dolls
Finding the Right Job Video
2007-12-04 19:07:00 Ever feel like you’re in the wrong career? Fear not! The following video shows off some poor saps who have that same problem. Technorati Tags: finding the right job, career humor More About: Video , Funny Videos
Joke 563: School Play
2007-12-04 16:11:00 One afternoon, Christopher’s father picked him up early from school to take Chris to a dental appointment. Knowing that the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, the father asked his son if he had gotten a part. Christopher enthusiastically announced that indeed he had gotten a part. Chris proudly exclaimed, “I play ... More About: Joke , Play , School
Joke 562: Farmer?s Last Will and Testament
2007-12-03 16:09:00 I Leave: To my wife: My overdraft at the bank. Maybe she can explain it. To my son: Equity on my car. Now he will have to go to work to meet the payments. To my banker: My soul. He has the mortgage on it anyway. To my neighbor: My clown suit. He will need it if he ... More About: Joke , Testament , Farmer , Amen
2007?s Weirdest Work Stories
2007-11-30 18:48:00 CareerBuilder has posted their list of the 15 weirdest work stories of 2007. For the 15 weirdest, you’d think they’d all be great, but unfortunately there’s quite a few on the list that I’d hardly call weird - though it’s definitely still worth checking out for the few gems. A few examples of the ... More About: Stories , In the News , Work
Joke 561: Holy Advice
2007-11-30 16:07:00 A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody– it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went to a priest and poured out his story of tears and woe. When he ... More About: Advice , Joke , Holy
Drunks, Druggies, Tardys, Cussmouths, Thieves and All Other General Type of
2007-11-29 18:51:00 Do you consider yourself a step above being a “general type of moron”? If so, it looks like you’re in luck because more and more businesses seem to be setting their hiring standards to an all time low - so if you don’t do drugs, are on time, don’t cuss too much, and keep ... More About: General , In the News , Type
Joke 560: 10 Reasons to Ask for a Raise
More articles from this author:2007-11-29 15:56:00 You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance. Your only charge cards are for the Salvation Army, ARC, and DAV thrift stores. You work full time and you still qualify for food stamps. You empty out your piggy bank ... More About: Joke , Reasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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