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Joke 559: 400 Bricks
2007-11-28 16:03:00 Put 400 bricks in a closed room. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. Then analyze the situation: If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing. If they have messed ... More About: Joke , Bricks
North Korean Factory Manager Executed for Making International Calls at Wor
2007-11-27 18:42:00 Next time you want to make an expensive personal call at work, think again. You know your company is strict when 150,000 North Korean watch a factory boss get executed for making international calls at work. Puts things into perspective a bit when we have employees bitching about an employee make an innocent joke that ... More About: International , Factory , In the News , Manager , Calls
Joke 558: Hard Work
2007-11-27 15:53:00 Rossi was the manager of an upscale men’s wear store in a wealthy section of town and was interviewing Abe for the recently advertised salesman role. Rossi looks at Abe’s resume and notices that Abe has never worked in retail before. Rossi says to Abe, “Wow… for someone with no retail experience, you are certainly ... More About: Joke , Work , Hard
Joke 557: 2 Times 2
2007-11-26 15:52:00 Several scientists were all posed the following question: “What is 2 x 2 ?” The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it’s old) and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces “3.99″. The physicist consults his technical references, sets up the problem on his computer, and announces “it lies between 3.98 and 4.02″. The ... More About: Joke , Times
Joke 556: Best ?Out of Office? Automatic e-mail Replies
2007-11-23 16:03:00 I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. Sorry to have missed ... More About: Mail , Office , Joke , Automatic , E-Mail
Joke 555: Corny Thanksgiving Jokes
2007-11-22 16:06:00 What did the turkey say before it was roasted? - Boy I’m stuffed! If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for? - Their age. Why does a pilgrim’s pants always fall down? - Because their buckle is on their hat. If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring? - Pilgrims Why did the police arrest ... More About: Jokes , Joke , Thanksgiving , Hank
Office Minigolf and Office Hoops
2007-11-21 18:58:00 Looking for something to do to kill the time before your Thanksgiving break? Maybe a few games of office minigolf and office hoops will help? The games aren’t all that original, but the minigolf game does support multiple players so you can waste some time with some fellow coworkers and the hoops game can be ... More About: Office , Hoops
Joke 554: New Task Codes (part 3)
2007-11-21 16:08:00 New activity task codes continued… 5610 Searching for new job 5640 Miscellaneous unproductive bitching 5701 Not actually present at job 5702 Suffering from eight hour flu 6102 Ordering out 6103 Waiting for food delivery to arrive 6104 Taking it easy while digesting food 6200 Using company resources for personal profit 6201 Stealing company goods 6202 Making ... More About: Joke , Part , Part 3 , Codes , Odes
Joke 553: New Task Codes (part 2)
2007-11-20 16:06:00 New activity task codes continued… 5319 Waiting for break 5320 Waiting for lunch 5321 Waiting for end of day 5322 Vicious verbal attacks directed at co-worker 5323 Vicious verbal attacks directed at co-worker while co-worker is not present 5393 Covering for incompetence of co-worker friend 5400 Trying to explain concept to co-worker who is stupid 5401 ... More About: Joke , Part , Codes , Odes , Task
Joke 552: New Task Codes (part 1)
2007-11-19 16:06:00 Dear Valued Staff Member It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in time sheets that specify large amounts of Miscellaneous Unproductive Time (Code 5309). To our department, unproductive time is not a problem. What is a problem, however, is not knowing exactly what you are doing with your unproductive time. ... More About: Joke , Part , Codes , Odes , Task
Man Rehired After Being Fired for Having 22 Criminal Convictions
2007-11-16 18:53:00 Jerome Felske, a Chicago city worker, was fired when the city found out he had 22 criminal convictions. More specifically, he was fired because he lied on his application when he claimed to only have 6 convictions. Of course, that didn’t stop his lawyer from being able to get him rehired after taking ... More About: In the News , Convictions , Fired , Criminal , Mina
Joke 551: Teletubbies
2007-11-16 16:16:00 The following psychological test was developed by a think tank of top U.S. and European psychologists. The results are incredibly accurate in describing your personality with one simple question: Which is your favourite Teletubbie … A. Yellow B. Purple C. Green D. Red (DECIDE BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN) Profile for women… A. If you chose the Yellow Teletubbie. You are bubbly and cheerful. People come ... More About: Joke , Teletubbies
Businesses Allowing Infants at the Office
2007-11-15 18:55:00 Apparently, it’s a growing trend for some companies to allowing parents to bring their babies to the office. I don’t want to sound like a complete jerk, but allowing babies at the office just seems like a disaster waiting to happen. Sure, if the babies never screamed, cried, smelled, or otherwise distracted and/or ... More About: Office , The Office , In the News , Infants , Businesses
Joke 550: Working for the Federal Government
2007-11-15 16:10:00 You know you work for the federal goverment when… The process becomes more important than the product. You don’t see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about. You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there. You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the ... More About: Government , Joke , Working , Workin , Federal Government
Uncomfortable Job Interview Video
2007-11-14 19:13:00 Job interviews are usually pretty stressful even without questions about homosexuality and choosing which interviewer you would eat if you were stuck on a desert island. Technorati Tags: uncomfortable job interview, job interview videos More About: Video , Funny Videos , Interview , Comfort
Joke 549: Funny Work Evaluations (part 2)
2007-11-14 16:08:00 A gross ignoramus-144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on. A prime candidate for natural deselection. Bright as Alaska in December. One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it. Fell out of the family tree. ... More About: Funny , Joke , Work , Part , Valuation
Intern Busted for Fake Work Absence Excuse
2007-11-13 19:11:00 Step 1 - make up a story about having to miss work due to a family emergency. Step 2 - go to a Halloween party instead. Step 3 - post incriminating pictures of yourself at the Halloween party online for the world to see. Step 4 - boss discovers photos and emails entire ... More About: In the News , Work , Fake , Busted , Excuse
Joke 548: Funny Work Evaluations (part 1)
2007-11-13 16:06:00 Works well only when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap . His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. I would not allow this employee to breed. This employee is really not so much of a has-been but more of a definite won’t be. Since my last ... More About: Funny , Joke , Work , Part , Valuation
Bank Manager Offers Loan for Sex
2007-11-12 19:09:00 What do you do when you’ve got a woman who wants a bank loan but can’t be approved by the bank? You loan her the money personally (after stealing the amount from the bank) in return for sex. Oh, and you also take a few hundred thousand extra euros to pay off the ... More About: In the News , Manager , Loan , Offers , Bank
Joke 547: Having a Baby
2007-11-12 16:04:00 A man calls his boss and says, “I have to take a day off work, because my wife and I are having a baby.” “Oh, ok.” The next day the man comes to work and his boss says, “Is it a boy or a girl?” The man says, “I dunno, I’ll tell you in 9 ... More About: Baby , Joke
Joke 546: Blonde Memo to Boss
2007-11-09 15:53:00 TO: Boss FROM: Blondie RE:Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have ... More About: Joke , Blonde , Memo
Office Humor Good for the Office
2007-11-08 19:23:00 A new study has been released showing that office humor helps improve the workplace. Joking around about work related issues helps keep employees happy and positive, thus increasing productivity and creativity. Next time your boss asks you why you’re checking out humor sites such as this, just point them to the article above and tell them ... More About: Humor , Office , The Office , In the News , Good
Joke 545: Chapter 11
2007-11-08 16:10:00 The job notice posted at the Memphis State University placement office advertised for someone to set up a bookkeeping system for a local dinner theater that was filing for bankruptcy. When an eager first-year accounting student inquired, the interviewer told him that the company needed an advanced student capable of handling Chapter 11 proceedings. “I’m sure I ... More About: Joke
Joke 544: Why Girls Are Like Finals
2007-11-07 15:50:00 You’d rather get an easy one. You get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one. If you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish. The less they have on them the better. If you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem. Nothing about ... More About: Girls , Joke , Finals
Bank Cashier Caught Stealing Money from Children?s Piggy Banks
2007-11-06 19:15:00 I don’t know about you, but if I worked at a bank and really wanted some extra cash, I probably wouldn’t stoop so low as to steal money from the piggy banks of little children. If you’re going to attempt to steal money at a bank, you may want to go for a little ... More About: Children , Money , Banks , In the News , Piggy
Joke 543: Career Change
2007-11-06 15:56:00 A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So he found out from his local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all he could. When time for the practical exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous ... More About: Joke , Change , Career , Chang , Chan
Joke 542: Doctor?s Visit
2007-11-05 16:10:00 An older couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it. When the couple finished, the doctor reexamined ... More About: Joke , Visit , Doctor
Joke 541: Reasons it?s Great Being a Guy (part 2)
2007-11-02 16:00:00 Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut. The world is your urinal. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky. Same work… more pay. Wrinkles add character. You don’t have to leave the room to make ... More About: Joke , Great , Reasons , Part
Joke 540: Reasons it?s Great Being a Guy (part 1)
2007-11-01 15:54:00 Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear a white ... More About: Joke , Great , Reasons , Part
School Pranks Require Pre-Approval
More articles from this author:2007-10-31 18:36:00 9/11 changed so many things for so many people - politics, travel, even entertainment. You can now add school pranks to that list as many campuses now require pranks to be pre-approved before any action is taken. The article talks about a few past pranks that would have to be modified or eliminated to be ... More About: Pranks , In the News , School 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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