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Joke 539: 10 Signs You?re Too Old to Trick or Treat
2007-10-31 15:52:00 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re ... More About: Joke , Signs , Trick , Treat
Prank 37: Box Scare
2007-10-30 18:23:00 Halloween is almost here! If you haven’t had a chance to pull off some pranks in your office, perhaps a simple scary prank is just what you need. All you need is a box and you can scare your coworkers all day long. Requirements: Time (low) - takes next to no time at all to ... More About: Prank
Joke 538: Old Graveyard
2007-10-30 15:50:00 Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard. “Come have a look over here”, says Bubba, “It’s Zeb Jones’ grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87.” “That’s nothing”, says Earl, “here’s one named Butch ... More About: Joke , Graveyard
One-Third of Lottery Winners End Up With Serious Financial Troubles
2007-10-29 19:01:00 Filed under the cry me a river folder, apparently about one-third of lottery winners end up having serious financial troubles within five years of winning the lottery. I’m assuming the study is only taking into account winners of fairly substantial amounts of money, because you’d technically be a lottery winner if you won five bucks ... More About: In the News , Financial , Lottery , Winners , Third
Joke 537: Birds and the Bees
2007-10-29 15:44:00 A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.” Confused, the father asked what was wrong. “Oh dad,” the boy sobbed, “when I was 6 I got the there’s no Santa speech”. At 7, ... More About: Joke , Birds , Bees
Joke 536: College Graduate
2007-10-26 17:05:00 A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate!!” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry about the misunderstanding,” ... More About: College , Joke , Graduate
Joke 535: Raw Materials
2007-10-25 17:01:00 In school one day the teacher decided in science class she would teach about materials. So she stood in the front of the class and said, “Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?” Little Richie raised his hand and said “I would want gold, because gold is worth ... More About: Joke , Materials , Materia
Joke 534: Whale Lesson
2007-10-24 16:59:00 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. ?Whale s can?t swallow people,? the teacher said. ?Even though they are large mammals, their throats are very small.? ?But Jonah was swallowed by a whale,? the little girl replied. ?That just can?t be,? the teacher said. ?It?s physically impossible.? ?When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah,? said ... More About: Joke , Lesson , Hale
Joke 533: Studying vs Sex
2007-10-23 16:48:00 The top 10 reasons why studying is better than sex: 10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off. 8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame. 7. When you open a book, you don’t have to ... More About: Joke , Studying
Office Porn Video
2007-10-22 19:54:00 You’ve got to be careful these days when surfing the internet at work. Many companies have programs that track what sites you go to, so visiting porn while at the office may not be such a good idea. Technorati Tags: office porn, funny work video More About: Video , Office , Funny Videos
Joke 532: How Golf is Like Urinating
2007-10-20 23:48:00 1. Keep your back straight, knees bent, and feet shoulder-width apart. 2. Form a loose grip. 3. Keep your head down. 4. Avoid a quick backswing. 5. Stay out of the water. 6. Try not to hit anybody. 7. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you. 8. You shouldn’t stand directly in front of others. 9. ... More About: Golf , Joke
Google Office Gets Mario Makeover
2007-10-19 21:38:00 Google proves once again why they are one of the best companies to work for with an office makeover, Mario style. The cubicle decorations come complete with koopas, coins, brick blocks, and more. The blog author claims the work was done after hours and on weekends, but I’m guessing they were able to squeeze in ... More About: Google , Office , In the News , Makeover
Joke 531: Two Reasons
2007-10-19 17:05:00 Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, It’s time to go to school!” “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!” “Oh, that’s no reason not to go to ... More About: Joke , Reasons
Office Lunch Video
2007-10-18 20:02:00 Eating lunch in the office can be incredibly awkward if you’re the new guy - especially if your coworkers have some interesting… uh… quirks. Technorati Tags: office lunch, funny work video More About: Video , Office , Funny Videos , Lunch
Joke 530: Out of College (part 2)
2007-10-18 17:03:00 You know you’ve been out of college too long when… You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s. Sleeping on the couch is a no-no. You no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 PM. Dinner and a movie - the whole date instead of the beginning of one. MTV News is no longer your primary source of ... More About: College , Joke , Part , Coll
Noose Removed from Manager?s Cubicle
2007-10-17 19:43:00 It’s a sad day when a manager can’t have a noose on display in his cubicle, especially a noose that was a gift. It had been hanging there without incident for 10 years, but when it showed up on a media report, the complainers came screaming. Hanging a noose in your cubicle is actually one ... More About: In the News , Manager , Noose , Ager
Joke 529: Out of College (part 1)
2007-10-17 17:01:00 You know you’ve been out of college too long when… Your potted plants stay alive. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. Your friends marry and divorce instead ... More About: College , Joke , Part , Coll
Boss Forces Man to Swallow Estrogen Pills for Work
2007-10-16 20:09:00 Bosses can make some seemingly outrageous demands at times, but making a subordinate wear women’s clothing and forcing him to swallow estrogen pills is a bit much. Apparently the boss claimed the “feminizing” would help the employee become a better trader at work. Yeah.. um… that’s no good. File that under next time just hire a ... More About: In the News , Work , Boss , Forces , Pills
Joke 528: Fascinate
2007-10-16 17:00:00 The teacher wants her students to make a sentence with the word ‘fascinate’. The first little girl raises her hand and says, ‘My family and I went to the zoo and I found it fascinating.’ ‘That’s very good but I want the word fascinate.’ Another one says, ‘My father and I went to the movies and I was ... More About: Joke , Nate
Naked Gay Ted Video
2007-10-15 19:41:00 What do you do when a new coworker decides to walk around your office naked? Oh, and he’s gay, which means you can’t do anything apparently. That doesn’t mean you can’t try of course. Technorati Tags: naked at the office, funny work video More About: Video , Funny Videos
Joke 527: The Barometer Question
2007-10-15 16:55:00 Story of a Physics student who got the following question in an exam: “You are given an accurate barometer, how would you use it to determine the height of a skyscraper ?” He answered: “Go to the top floor, tie a long piece of string to the barometer, let it down ’till it touches the ground and ... More About: Question , Joke , Meter
Joke 526: Reasons to Allow Drinking at Work
2007-10-12 17:03:00 1. It’s an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communication. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the ... More About: Joke , Work , Drinking , Reasons , Allo
Joke 525: Blond Cowboy
2007-10-11 17:01:00 The sheriff of a small town walked out into the street and saw a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and boots. The sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks, “Why in the world are you dressed like this?” The cowboy says, ... More About: Joke , Cowboy , Blond
Joke 524: Fred and Harry
2007-10-10 17:00:00 Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day. Toward the end of the golf course, Fred hit his ball into the woods. Harry, laughed and poked fun, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards beyond where Fred hit his. Fred looked for a long time, getting angrier every ... More About: Joke
Joke 523: Government Worker?s Three Wishes
2007-10-09 17:04:00 One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. Since he’d heard these jokes before, he knew that he had to rub the lamp and make the genie come out. So he rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie. The genie asked, as genies will, ... More About: Government , Joke , Wishes , Worker , Three Wishes
Office Stress Ball Video
2007-10-08 20:34:00 Stressed at work? Why not try a stress relief ball? Nope, it’s not what you think… Technorati Tags: funny video, stress ball More About: Video , Office , Funny Videos , Stress , Ball
Joke 522: Proctology Student
2007-10-08 17:01:00 A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams.He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the sheet over the body, and to his surprise he finds a cork in the corpse’s rectum. Figuring that ... More About: Joke , Student
Dunder Mifflin Infinity Web Game
2007-10-05 19:45:00 If you’re a fan of the television show The Office, you’ll probably want to check out the new web game Dunder Mifflin Infinity . Start up your own Dunder Mifflin branch, hire employees, and complete tasks to prove that you’re branch is the best! I haven’t been able to try it out for too long as ... More About: Game
Joke 521: Children?s Books that Didn?t Make it (part 2)
2007-10-05 17:04:00 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 19. You Were an Accident 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21. Pop! Goes The Hamster…And Other Great Microwave Games 22. The Man in the ... More About: Children , Books , Joke , Part , Make
Telephony Video
More articles from this author:2007-10-04 19:47:00 What do you do when you’re on the phone with a rambler that just won’t let you hang up? Well, you hire a company to take the call for you, write down the important parts, and hand it back when it’s time for you to say good bye. Technorati Tags: telephony, funny video More About: Video , Telephony , Funny Videos 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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