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Joke 520: Children?s Books that Didn?t Make it (part 1)
2007-10-04 17:01:00 1. You Are Different and That’s Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad’s New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 8. ... More About: Children , Books , Joke , Part , Make
Joke 519: Med School
2007-10-03 16:55:00 A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. “You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear.” At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger ... More About: Joke , School , Med school
Professor?s Prank Got Him Fired
2007-10-02 19:44:00 Office pranks rarely result in somebody being fired, but school pranks aren’t quite the same. Reid Hyams, a Columbia College professor, found this out the hard way when he was fired for leaving a note on a coworker’s door that read “Jack sucks donkey c***.”. It should be noted that he is claiming ... More About: Prank , In the News , Fired , Fess
Joke 518: Colon Comments
2007-10-02 16:54:00 Comments from patients made while undergoing colonoscopies… 1. “Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.” 2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?” 3. “Can you hear me NOW?” 4. “Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!” 5. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?” 6. “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.” 7. “Any ... More About: Joke , Comments , Colon
Most Unusual Job Applicant Antics
2007-10-01 20:15:00 When applying for a job, you may feel the need to do something crazy to stand out. If you’re looking for ideas, this list of unusual job applicant antics may be just for you. The list includes a woman who sang answers to interview questions, a man who rapped his cover letter, and a guy ... More About: In the News , Cant , Antics
Joke 517: Dangerous Driving
2007-10-01 16:53:00 Two elderly ladies were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stop light was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it, I could have sworn ... More About: Joke , Driving , Dangerous
Joke 516: Last Request
2007-09-28 17:02:00 The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he said he didn’t want anything special. When they asked if ... More About: Joke , Request
Video Conference Meltdown Video
2007-09-27 19:41:00 Next time you’re called in for a meeting - especially a video conferencing meeting - make sure you’re ready to do some speaking. You know… just in case. Technorati Tags: funny office meeting, video conferencing More About: Video , Funny Videos , Conference
Joke 515: Jittery Taxi Driver
2007-09-27 17:01:00 A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, ... More About: Joke , Taxi Driver , Driver , Taxi
Computer Virus Creator Offered Six Figured Job in Prison
2007-09-26 19:49:00 Tired of your dead end job? Looking to make six figures but don’t know how? Well, one approach might be to create China’s most destructive computer virus. That’s what this guy did and he’s already been offered jobs from 10 different companies while he’s in jail. I guess skill does outweigh most other ... More About: Virus , Computer , In the News , Creator , Prison
Joke 514: Beer Warnings
2007-09-26 17:00:00 Due to increasing product liability, beer manufacturers have accepted the Government’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause ... More About: Joke , Beer , Warnings
Taco Bell Worker Victim of Python Prank
2007-09-24 19:42:00 A Taco Bell worker who has a fear of snakes was handed a pyhton after handing three men their meal through the drive-thru window. No Taco Bell employees or pythons were harmed in the prank. Another story of mean-spirited prank gone too far. Remember people, pranks should not only be fun to perform, but ... More About: Python , Prank , In the News
Joke 512: Signs of Insanity (part 1)
2007-09-24 17:16:00 Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn’t expect tentacles to be growing from. You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom. You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write. Every time you see ... More About: Joke , Signs , Part , Insanity
Joke 511: Prostitude or Consultant (part 2)
2007-09-21 17:01:00 Are you a prostitute or a consultant: Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you’re left hanging with only other “professionals.” Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or BMWs. Your ... More About: Joke , Consultant , Part , Prost , Rosti
Rube Goldberg Contraption in the Office
2007-09-20 19:48:00 If you’re incredibly bored at work and have nothing better to do, why gather some coworkers together to help you make a Rube Goldberg contraption in your office? Not sure what a Rube Goldberg contraption is or how it could work in your office? Check out the following video for inspiration. Technorati Tags: Rube ... More About: Office , The Office , Funny Videos
Joke 510: Prostitude or Consultant (part 1)
2007-09-20 17:20:00 Are you a prostitute or a consultant: You work very odd hours. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the ... More About: Joke , Consultant , Part , Prost , Rosti
Joke 509: Driving Styles
2007-09-19 17:17:00 Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette… Chicago: One hand on wheel, one hand on horn. New York: One hand on wheel, one finger out window. New Jersey: One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic. Boston: One ... More About: Joke , Driving , Styles
Drinking Found to be Cause of Absence and Lost Productivity at Work
2007-09-18 19:20:00 It’s not news that people sometimes call in sick due to hangovers, but when the work of two out of five employees are supposedly affected by drinking, you know there’s a problem. By “affected”, the they mean either absence from work or lost productivity. As with all studies, I’d take this one with a grain ... More About: Lost , In the News , Work , Productivity , Drinking
Joke 508: Gamblers Revenge
2007-09-18 17:15:00 A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket — If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of ... More About: Joke , Revenge
Internet Commenter Business Meeting Video
2007-09-17 19:57:00 What would happen if your office business meeting was handled like comments on the internet? The following video demonstrates just that - complete with lame “first” comments, captchas, spam, and lots of cussing. Technorati Tags: meeting humor, funny office meeting, internet comments More About: Video , Business , Internet , Funny Videos , Meeting
Joke 507: Secret to a Happy Life
2007-09-17 17:10:00 A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long and happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty ... More About: Life , Joke , Happy , Secret
Nigerian Banks Busted for Busty Women
2007-09-14 19:49:00 Banks in Nigeria are in trouble as they are being told to stop using attractive women to attract more business. This comes after a consolodation of banks, bringing down the number of banks from 89 to 25. As long as the women aren’t breaking any laws and they aren’t discriminating, seems like it should be ... More About: Women , Banks , In the News , Busted , Nigerian
Joke 506: Folding Inventor
2007-09-14 17:19:00 This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, “I’d like to register my new invention. It’s a folding bottle.” “OK,” says the clerk. “What do you call it?” “A fottle, replies the inventor.” “A fottle? That’s a stupid! Can’t you think of something else?” “I can think about ... More About: Joke , Folding , Inventor , Fold
Waiter Helps Woman Getting Carjacked - Gets Fired
2007-09-13 20:13:00 The waiting business is definitely a tough business as is evident by this story of a Fort Lauderdale waiter being fired after he left the restaurant to help a woman who was being carjacked. You’ve gotta be a pretty cold-hearted bastard of a boss to fire an employee who goes out of his way to save ... More About: In the News , Woman , Fired , Waiter , Wait
Joke 505: New TV Shows
2007-09-13 17:17:00 Shows that may be appearing on TV soon, as a result of the electronic and computer age: Modem, She Wrote Each week, our intrepid detective tries to solve the ultimate mystery: why her modem won’t ever connect at 56k. Micro-CHiPs Ponch and Jon now patrol the Information Superhighway. Carly’s Angels Chief exec Carly Fiorina instructs her team of three vixen market ... More About: Joke
Coder or Killer Quiz Game
2007-09-12 19:39:00 Think you can tell a computer programmer from a serial killer? Try out this quiz and find out for yourself. I didn’t do so hot, got 5/10. So basically I got exactly what I shoud have gotten when I pretty much just guessed on every single one. Pretty sad when I’m a computer ... More About: Quiz , Killer , Game , Coder
Joke 504: Getting a Divorce
2007-09-12 17:15:00 An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about,” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,”the ... More About: Divorce , Joke , Divo
99 Cent Pies - Service Without a Smile
2007-09-11 19:45:00 Next time you’re asked by a cashier if you’d like to upgrade your meal for only 99 cents, perhaps you should do it. You never know what the consequences might be… Technorati Tags: fast food humor More About: Funny Videos , Service , Cent , Smile , Pies
Joke 503: Samples
2007-09-11 17:14:00 An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.” The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: “WHAT?” “What did he say? ... More About: Joke , Samples , Sample
Kids Want to be Married More than Being a Rockstar
More articles from this author:2007-09-10 19:36:00 A new study shows that childhood aspirations point towards family and marriage more than astronaut and rockstars. Perhaps somebody should tell them that they can be married and be an astronaut? Actually, for boys, being a sports star was number one, with family and marriage being second. More kids wanted to be nurses than ... More About: Kids , In the News , Rockstar , Married 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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