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Joke 502: Final Note
2007-09-10 17:12:00
Ol’ Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol’ Fred’s condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of ...
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Worst First Day Video
2007-09-07 19:37:00
Your first day on the job can be pretty scary, mostly because some office environments are just plain rediculous. Technorati Tags: first day at work, funny office videos
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Joke 501: Social Security
2007-09-07 17:18:00
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security . The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to ...
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Engineer Caught Sleeping on the Job
2007-09-06 19:50:00
If you’re going to sleep at work, try not to do it out in the open where people can catch you in the act with their camera phones. Also, you probably don’t want to do it while your coworker is busy breaking his back next to you getting the job done. Granted, he’s claiming he ...
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Joke 500: Rooftop Prayer
2007-09-06 17:16:00
A traveling preacher finds himself caught in a tremendous rainstorm. Within a few hours, the motel he’s staying in is flooded. As the water rises, the preacher climbs to the roof and starts praying. Just then, a coast guard rescue party floats by in a rowboat. “Let’s go, mister, into the boat.” “I’ll stay here,” says ...
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Sleeping Judge Doesn?t Warrant Appeal
2007-09-05 19:49:00
You may think having a judge sleeping and snoring during your trial could be grounds for appeal, but that’s apparently not the case. In fact, the appeals court ruled that “the mere fact that the judge was asleep for periods of the trial does not demonstrate that the trial had been unfair or that ...
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Joke 499: It?s Hereditary
2007-09-05 17:15:00
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. “How do you account for this?” he asked the brothers. “It’s hereditary, sir,” the older one replied. “I see,” said the doctor, writing in his file. “Your father’s ...
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Code Monkeys Office Pranks Videos
2007-09-04 20:12:00
Alright, so I tried watching the G4TV show Code Monkeys and it was just plain awful. However, I did find these two promo clips of some office pranks performed in the show and they are pretty damn funny. Maybe I should should give the show another chance? Naw… Technorati Tags: Code Monkeys, ...
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Joke 498: Nuclear Power
2007-09-04 17:12:00
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, ...
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Mugshots of Employees Being Arrested in their Uniforms
2007-09-03 19:41:00
The Smoking Gun has a feature up that includes mugshots of people who were arrested in their work uniforms. Uniforms include those from IHOP, Best Buy, and even a church. There’s 22 pages in all so be sure to check them all out. And remember, when getting your mugshot taken, at least try to ...
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Joke 497: Dark Tunnel
2007-09-03 17:00:00
On a train there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek. The ...
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?We Suck? Prankster Suspended
2007-08-31 19:33:00
It may not have been an office prank, but it’s a great prank indead when a student tricks an opposing football team’s fans into holding up signs that, when raised together, spell out “We Suck ”. It’s unfortunate the student and two of his accomplices got suspended as it was a harmless prank that really was quite ...
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Joke 496: Baby Names
2007-08-31 16:58:00
A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, “Mommy, why is my name Petal?” The mother replied, “Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head.” The next baby walked up and asked, “Mommy, why is my name Rose?” she replied. “Because when ...
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Joke 495: Free Oranges
2007-08-30 16:56:00
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in ...
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Borat Job Interviews
2007-08-29 19:56:00
Borat + job interviews… that’s all you need to know. Technorati Tags: Borat job interviews
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Joke 494: The Fallen
2007-08-29 16:52:00
There’s an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!” Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say ...
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American Gladiators Auditions
2007-08-28 20:33:00
Tired of working in your office 8-5 every day? Why not try becoming a gladiator on American Gladiators? Yup, that’s right, NBC is bringing back American Gladators and is looking for some contestants and gladiators. Of course, there’s an application to fill out, and there’s a few weird questions you’ll have to answer… The ...
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Joke 493: Housekeeping Tips
2007-08-28 16:51:00
1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. 2. If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go! 3. The best mini-vac for an after meal clean up is the dog. 4. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy. 5. Never make fried chicken in the ...
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Prank 36: Walled In
2007-08-27 19:32:00
Alright ladies and gentlemen… for those of you with an incredibly relaxed office whose managers and coworkers all have a great sense of humor, the following office prank may be the perfect thing for a Monday morning. Let me stress that this prank should only be attempted if you know that you won’t get ...
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Joke 492: Baby Trouble
2007-08-27 17:17:00
It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3-year old daughter Kathleen. When Heidi started going into labor, she called “911.” Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen ...
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Office Bingo
2007-08-24 19:54:00
Andrew of from Jobacle sent me a link to Office Bing o , a game you play at work that has you looking out for your typical work activities - such as stinky lunch, random HR memo, and called by boss. There’s a link to a pdf file for you to print out your Bingo card, though it’s ...

Joke 491: 30 Signs Your HMO is Cheap
2007-08-24 16:57:00
1. Pedal-powered dialysis machines. 2. Use of antibiotics deemed an “unauthorized experimental procedure.” 3. Head-wound victim in the waiting room is on the last chapter of “War and Peace,” 4. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape. 5. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 6. Exam room has a tip jar. 7. You swear you saw ...
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Obvious Department Reveals Email is an Office Distraction
2007-08-23 19:34:00
Apparently some researchers needed to actually do some research to figure out that checking emails at the office can be distracting. Besides being a mere nuisance, the constant distraction of checking emails can also increase anxiety and tire out workers’ brains. So… basically if we keep changing the focus of what we’re doing, we get ...
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Joke 490: Teeth Pulling
2007-08-23 16:55:00
A man walks into the dentist’s office and after the dentist examines him, he says, “That tooth has to come out. I’m going to give you a shot of Novocain and I’ll be back in a few minutes.” The man grabs the doc’s arm, “No way. I hate needles I’m not having any shot!” So the dentist ...
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Port-o-Potty Prank
2007-08-22 20:16:00
Be careful which port-o-potties you use. You never know when you might walk out of one and find yourself in the middle of a board room meeting. Technorati Tags: port-o-potty, bathroom prank
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Janitor?s Coworkers Serve Pizza with LSD
2007-08-21 19:46:00
Office pranks are good… as long as they are done in good fun. You know, ones that don’t including serving a coworker pizza topped with LSD. The pizza was allegedly laced with LSD during an office party and was designed to specifically target the janitor whose eye condition often caused him to be picked on. ...
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Joke 488: 10 Ways to Annoy Your Waiter
2007-08-21 16:52:00
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip. 9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?” 8. After he describes each special, you shout, “Garbage!” 7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, “Minimum wage”. 6. Every few seconds, yell, “More waffles, Cuomo!” 5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the ...
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25 of the World?s Strangest Laws
2007-08-20 19:58:00
Some laws are controversial, some are outdated, some are broken, and some are absolutely hilarious. A list of the world’s 25 strangest laws makes you wonder just what some lawmakers were thinking when laws prohibitting getting a fish drunk were passed. Some of the funnier ones that are work related include: 24. It is illegal to ...
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Joke 487: Expensive Brothel
2007-08-20 17:06:00
The Madam opened the brothel door and saw a frail, elderly gentleman. ?Can I help you?? the madam asked. ?I want Natalie,? the old man replied. ?Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else…? ?No,? said the man, ?I must see Natalie.? Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 ...
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Fake Malaysian Denstist Arrested
2007-08-17 19:45:00
A 63-year-old man has been arrested for pretending to be a dentist for 29 years. With no license or any medical training, the Mala ysian man convinced his neighbours he was a retired army dentist as he routinely extracted teeth and fabricated dentures while his patients sat in a 1940s-era examining chair. I don’t know about you, but the 60+ year old chair would probably have tipped me off. I may be a cheap bastard sometimes, but there’s no way I’d skimp that much on finding a dentist. The fact that the guy also made house visits should have raised some red flags. I just hope he didn’t actually do any procedures in the homes he visited… no way could that be sanitary. File that under tooth scary. Technorati Tags: fake dentist, dentist humor
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