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Machine of Vending Poem
2008-06-03 19:48:00 Machine of Vending With salty sweets And chewy treats It’s a buffet inside a box. Gum and chips, And licorice whips, It’s food around the clock. When hunger hits It never quits, So bring with you some change. The machine of vending Waits defending, Ready to exchange. Pennies, dimes - They’re all fine. No coin will be denied. You won’t find pickles, But for a few nickles, You can score a treat inside. Thirsty ... More About: Machine , Poem
Broken Escalator Video
2008-05-29 19:51:00 So what do you do when you’re running late to work and the escalator you’re on suddenly stops? I guess the answer isn’t quite as obvious for some people. Tags: escalator video, funny video More About: Video , Funny Videos , Broken
$71,000 Job Cut Years Ago While Funding Continues
2008-05-21 19:42:00 In 2005, Maine’s nuclear safety inspector position was eliminated by the Legislature. Oddly, the funding for that position has been a little slow catching up so Patrick Dostie, the state’s current nuclear safety inspector, will continue to receive his $71,000 a year salary. If you read the full story, you’ll see that the whole ordeal ... More About: In the News , Funding , Years
Too Much Smiling Bad for Your Health
2008-05-20 19:22:00 If you’ve got a job where constant smiling is required, you may want to check out this story. Apparently, a German psychologist is claiming that smiling too often can cause stress, depression, and heart problems. Ok, so you clearly need to take this story with a grain of salt, but maybe you should bookmark so ... More About: Health , In the News
Substitute Teacher Arrested for Being Intoxicated on the Job
2008-05-16 19:24:00 Last week a study was released in the UK saying that 80% of employers believe that alcohol is the biggest threat to their staff. A substute teacher in Texas has proven that it’s also a big problem here in the United States when he showed up to teach one day but was found to ... More About: Arrested , In the News , Teacher
Sexual Euphemisms Video
2008-05-15 19:53:00 What happens when you’ve got an incredibly hot coworker who can’t understand any of the sexual euphemisms you’re throwing their way? Well, why not check out the following video to find out. Tags: sexual euphemisms, funny video More About: Video , Funny Videos , Sexual
Stay-at-Home Moms Worth $117,000 a Year?
2008-05-13 19:56:00 In yet another absurd study that pretty much only proves that studies prove nothing, stay-at-home moms apparently would be compensated $117,000 each year for the work they do at home. Most of the inflated figures come from the supposed overtime that’s worked each week - with moms reporting a typical work week of 94.4 hours. ... More About: In the News , Home , Worth , Moms , Stay
Gas Station Clerk Robbed, Loses Job
2008-05-12 19:36:00 I would guess that many gas station clerks work with a fear of being robbed. Of course, if it ever does happen, you’d like to think the company you work for wouldn’t turn around and fire you because you had $200 on hand rather than the maximum $50 that you’re supposed to. Talk about bad ... More About: In the News , Station , Robbed
New Design!
2008-05-11 21:55:00 As you’ve already noticed, Office Humor Blog has recently received a new coat of paint. I’ve ditched the 800×600 compliant layout for a larger 1024 width compliant layout. This has allowed me to add some newer features (such as recent comments) as well as push the main content higher up on the page. ... More About: Design , General
80% of UK Employers Say Alcohol is Biggest Threat to Their Staff
2008-05-09 19:30:00 What four out of five employers place alcohol at the top of the list of concerns for their staff, you know there must be a problem. Of course, when you go on to read the article and it says that only one in ten employees have ever been drunk at work, I think you’d ... More About: In the News , Alcohol , Staff , Employers , Threat
Substitute Teach Fired for Wizardry
2008-05-07 19:44:00 Substitute teachers are “at will” employees - meaning they can be let go for any reason - though being fired for wizardry seems like a bit of a stretch. That so-called wizardry was a disappearing toothpick trick by the way. The school has since claimed there was more to the decision than merely a disappearing ... More About: In the News , Fired
Trapped in an Elevator Video
2008-05-05 19:50:00 Ok, so yes the following video of an employee being trapped in an elevator is fake, but it’s still got a few funny parts too it. Also, it does make you wonder what you would do if you were trapped in an elevator for awhile. Technorati Tags: trapped in an elevator, funny video, parody More About: Video , Funny Videos , Elevator
Late Cook Upset Over Being Pranked by Coworkers
2008-05-01 19:20:00 What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you for being late to work? Verbal reprimand perhaps? Well, Rochelle Crockett, a grill cook, claims that she was locked in a storage shed for 20 minutes while her coworkers beat on the outside with hammers. The manager says it was actually a harmless prank that lasted ... More About: In the News , Cook , Late , Upset
Morgan Freeman?s Day Job
2008-04-22 20:18:00 Ever wonder what Morgon Freeman would do if he weren’t acting? Maybe he’d be an infomercial salesman! Ok, maybe not, but it’s damn funny watching him try it out. Technorati Tags: Morgon Freeman, infomercial salesman More About: Funny Videos , Morgan , Morgan Freeman
Teacher?s Baldness Disability Claim Rejected
2008-04-16 19:53:00 Seems a lot of people stretch the definition of “disability” when it comes to filing for disability claims. Still, I don’t know if I’ve heard anything as rediculous as this teacher attempting to claim disability due to his baldness. Thankfully, the claim was rejected due to baldness being ruled “not an impairment”. What’s next, ... More About: In the News , Disability , Teacher , Rejected , Baldness
Salesman Motivated with Waterboarding
2008-04-15 19:36:00 The next time your boss asks for a volunteer for a team building exercise, you may want to ask what that exercise is before you raise your hand. Unfortunately for Hudgens, a salesman in Utah, he unknowingly volunteered to be waterboarded in front of his coworkers. This story definitely has some humor to it, though ... More About: In the News , Salesman , Waterboarding
Robber Caught After Name Discovered on Job Application
2008-04-08 20:05:00 If you’re planning on robbing a convenience store any time soon, you may want to avoid filling out a job application for the store you’re about to rob. Darwin must have had something to do with this whole thing. Why not just hand the person you’re robbing a business card with your name, address, ... More About: In the News , Caught , Robber , Application
Wolf-Whistling Banned by Building Firm
2008-04-07 19:23:00 We’ve all seen it portrayed on TV and in movies, construction workers wolf-whistling at women who happen to be walking by. Well… it’s the age of political correctness, and as such, wolf-whistling has been banned by a building firm in an effort to prevent potential women househunters from being scared off. I’m definitely not one ... More About: Building , In the News , Banned , Wolf
Law Firm Bans Fishnet Stockings
2008-04-04 22:02:00 Most offices have some form of dress code, but one law firm has decided to single out fishnet stockings by outright banning them. I’m not sure why people are “outraged”. If a woman showed up in just a bra, people would say that’s not ok. If a man showed up in a ... More About: In the News , Stockings , Fishnet
Easiest Job Ever? Drinking Companion
2008-04-04 20:11:00 How’d you like to get paid to visit a pub and drink beer with a lonely old man? Think it’s too good to be true? Well, if you’re near Hampshire in the UK, the position is real and currently open to applications. While the whole thing is pretty funny, there’s definitely a sadder undertone ... More About: In the News , Drinking , Companion
Technician Suspended for Airing Porn on TV
2008-04-03 20:05:00 If you’re going to watch porn at work, you may want to make sure you know exactly what to do to ensure nobody finds out. That was a crucial piece of the puzzle a French television technician forgot when he publicly aired porn onto a televisionstation he thought he was watching alone. The incident happened ... More About: In the News , Technician
Prank 38: Google Language Swap
2008-04-01 18:30:00 Looking for a last minute prank idea that’s quick and easy to pull off? If so, perhaps this Google language settings prank is what you need. Requirements: Time (low) - takes little to no time changing your vitcim’s Google language settings. Cost (low) - no cost at all. Risk (low) - you’re really not risking anything except messing ... More About: Prank , Language , Swap
State Employees Upset With Computer Games Removal
2008-03-31 20:35:00 Do we, as employees, spend 100% of our time on work related “stuff” while at work? Of course not. That doesn’t mean you should make that fact obvious by complaining when your computer’s default games get removed. Sure the fiasco in the new story started when some new computers came with the games already ... More About: Games , Employees , Computer , In the News , State
Book Clubs Online - Shameless Plug
2008-03-28 19:21:00 I haven’t shamelessly plugged another site of mine in quite some time, so I figure I’m due. As such, let me introduce to you Book Clubs Online , a website where bookworms everywhere can find and join existing book clubs or simply create their own. Book clubs feature forums, chat, calendar events, and much ... More About: Plug
4 Office Prank Tips for April Fool?s Day
2008-03-26 18:56:00 It’s almost that time of year again as April Fool ’s day quickly approaches. If you’re looking to pull off an awesome office prank for April Fool’s, you may want to check out my list of 5 important office prank tips for the coming pranking holiday. People know it’s April Fool’s DayLet’s face it, most people ... More About: Office , Prank , Tips
Groups Attempt to Ban Employers from Searching Facebook Profiles
2008-03-25 18:53:00 If you’re looking for a job, one thing you need to be aware of is that many employers search the Web for dirt on job applicants. That means you better make sure your Facebook , MySpace, and other social networking profiles don’t contain that half naked, drunk party pic from your last New Year’s party. ... More About: In the News , Profiles , Searching , Groups
Joke 599: Blond Painter
2008-03-24 15:56:00 A man went into the office kitchen one morning and found a beautiful blond woman painting the walls. She was wearing a fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a bit strange, he asked her why she was wearing such nice clothes rather than overalls. The blonde simply sighed and showed him the instructions ... More About: Joke , Blond , Painter
Colorado Union Employees Encouraged to Use Urine Bags
2008-03-21 19:09:00 Companies always seem to be trying to find ways to cut costs (no free coffee, no more free donut fridays, etc), but telling your employees to use urine bags instead of public restrooms seems to be a bit extreme. Ok, so urine bags would probably be better than a lot of public restrooms, but ... More About: Colorado , Employees , Bags , In the News , Union
Jose?s Wal-Mart Employee Video
2008-03-17 18:14:00 You think your work week is tough? Tell that to poor Jose, a new Wal-Mart employee. Technorati Tags: wal-mart employee, funny work video More About: Video , Funny Videos , Wal-Mart , Wal Mart
Joke 598: The Maid
More articles from this author:2008-03-13 15:52:00 A guy dials his home phone number and a strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid,” answers the woman. “We don’t have a maid,” says the man. The woman says, “I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.” The man says, “Well, this is her husband. ... More About: Joke , Maid 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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