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Fresh ?Ground? Coffee
2008-04-21 23:42:00 Spouse #1: “Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt!” Spouse #2: “That’s not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.” What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? -De-calf-inated! The best way to wake up is with a fresh cup of coffee in your favorite coffee mug. Or if you have to be out of the ... More About: Coffee , Ground , Fresh
Domestic Violence Awareness
2008-04-21 23:29:00 Domestic violence is a type of abuse. It involves injuring someone, usually a spouse or partner, but it can also be a parent, child or other family member. Domestic violence is a serious problem. It is the most common cause of injury to women ages 15 to 44. It’s hard to know exactly how common ... More About: Domestic , Awareness , Violence , Domestic Violence
Teen Cancer Awareness
2008-04-21 23:24:00 The awareness colors for teen (and childhood) cancer awareness are navy blue and white. Children can get cancer in the same parts of the body as adults, but there are differences. Childhood cancers can occur suddenly, without early symptoms, and have a high rate of cure. Show your support and spread the word about teen cancer ... More About: Cancer , Awareness
Hang on Tight!
2008-04-21 23:21:00 Bay Area Rock Climbing Quips and Quotes: Climbing is hard, but it is easier than growing up. No mistakes or big pancakes! Make that move or six foot groove! What goes up must come down — hopefully on rappel. Place well thy protection lest the earth rise up and swallow thee. Remember, if you die we split your gear. These carabiners ... More About: Hang
Drill Sergeant Oops
2008-04-21 19:14:00 One day a novice drill instructor was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, “There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!” Checking to see that he had everyone’s attention, he asked, “What ... More About: Drill
Scrub-A-Dub-Dub
2008-04-12 22:25:00 ~ A Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. It turns out he had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually. Take it from this guy, don’t soak your keyboard in your ...
The Stars and Stripes
2008-04-10 22:47:00 National Flag Day (June 14th) and Indepedence Day, aka the 4th of July, are quickly approaching! Order your Flag Pins early to insure immediate availability! The closer these summer holidays get, the quicker our pins go! Why not dress it up a bit with our great Red, White & Blue Ribbon Flag Pin? It’s a ... More About: Stars , Stripes
Down Syndrome Awareness
2008-04-09 22:25:00 Navy blue and Yellow are the colors for Down Syndrome Awareness . Approximately 350,000 people, in the United States alone, are affected by Down’s syndrome. Help raise awareness for Down Syndrome with this nice navy and yellow ribbon lapel pins. These pins are high quality and a great way to show your support for those affected ...
Arthritis Awareness
2008-04-09 22:21:00 The term arthritis refers to about 120 different diseases that can affect the joints, muscles and other soft tissues. The three most common forms are osteoarthritis, fibromyalgia and rheumatoid arthritis. Forty-six million Americans report that a doctor told them they have arthritis or other rheumatic conditions. Arthritis is the most common cause of disability in ... More About: Awareness
Hockey Fans ? This One?s for You
2008-04-09 22:12:00 Interesting Hockey Puck Facts ~ According to Bill Roberton, VP of Marketing for the Minnesota Wild, the team uses about 40 pucks for each home game. ~ Interestingly the hockey pucks are stored in a freezer and rotated through the game. The cold pucks bounce better than warm hockey pucks. If you love hockey or ... More About: Fans
Don?t Screw Up
2008-04-08 19:28:00 Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk asked, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck. He returned and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-four.” The clerk said, “All right. How ... More About: Screw
Cinco De Mayo
2008-04-08 19:26:00 ¡Es tiempo al partido! It’s time to Party! Cinco De Mayo is on its way. May sure you take the opportunity to celebrate and generate business at the same time. These custom imprinted items make great give-aways and company prizes. Celebrate the cinco de Mayo with these US and Mexico Flags Lapel Pins. Or get ... More About: Cinco de Mayo
Ol? Stars and Stripes
2008-04-08 19:23:00 Interesting Flag Facts ~ The flag has 13 stripes representing the original 13 colonies (7 red and 6 white). In the upper left corner is a navy blue field with 50 white stars that represent the states. ~ There is no official designation or meaning for the colors of the flag. There is no record stating why ... More About: Stars , Stripes
Up, Up, and Away!
2008-04-08 19:21:00 Ole and Lena went to a fair. Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “$10 for 3 minutes, ” replied the pilot. “That’s too much, ” said Ole. The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for ...
Celebrate National Nurses Week
2008-04-03 01:22:00 National Nurses Week is May 6-12 2008. This is a week where hospitals and clinics show appreciation for their nurses. And you can too! Hand out these paper nurse’s hats. Or give away these pill-nurse stress relievers and nurse-shaped compressed T-shirts. They are great for promotional items as well as gifts. ... More About: National , Celebrate
Anti-Racism Awareness
2008-04-03 01:19:00 The black and white ribbon is the symbol for anti-racism awareness. Spread the attitude of anti-racism with a reminder from this high quality lapel pin. This is a great way to get the word out about the troubles that racism causes. So get out there and spread the word! Click here for more info about Black&White ... More About: Racism , Awareness , Anti
Anti-Racism Awareness
2008-04-03 01:19:00 The black and white ribbon is the symbol for anti-racism awareness. Spread the attitude of anti-racism with a reminder from this high quality lapel pin. This is a great way to get the word out about the troubles that racism causes. So get out there and spread the word! Click here for more info about Black&White ... More About: Racism , Awareness , Anti
Cool Your Jets
2008-03-27 20:03:00 A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was “bad” and “an invalid.” The tech explained that the computer’s “bad” command and “invalid” responses shouldn’t be taken personally. Don’t let your computer get the best of you. Keep your cool with these mouse and computer stress ... More About: Cool , Jets
Something Old, Something New?
2008-03-25 23:40:00 Check out these cool items! The fishing lures and bobbers can be imprinted to say something like “Catch of a Lifetime” or “Fallen for You Hook, Line, and Sinker.” Or get can coolies and coffee mugs that have the couple’s name and wedding date. Can coolies are available in many different designs and colors. And ...
Don?t Flip Your Lid
2008-03-25 23:37:00 These flip-top floating containers are great boat show giveaways and great gift store items for resorts, pools, waterparks, and marinas. They are waterproof with locking latch and neck rope. These containers come in all sorts of different colors. They can also be imprinted with your business or other desired logo. Plus– they can be rushed ... More About: Flip
Soccer Rocks
2008-03-25 23:32:00 Some quotes from soccer players– * “My parents have always been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.” DAVID BECKHAM * “I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.” MARK VIDUKA * “We lost because we didn’t win.” RONALDO * “It was like the ... More About: Soccer , Rocks
Presentation Tool or Funny Cat Toy?
2008-03-21 20:02:00 Laser Pointers, especially those that are made to work with your computer to aid in big presentations, are a great promotional item! Printed or laser engraved with your logo, they are both a classy giveaway item and a great employee reward for excellence on the job. Made an impression on your clients at your next ... More About: Funny , Tool , Presentation
As Seen on Oprah!
2008-03-21 19:44:00 Post-it® Flags are sponsoring Oprah Winfrey’s first ever worldwide web event! This online classroom will feature Oprah’s latest book club selection, “A New Earth,” in a live 90-minute interactive classroom discussion lead by Oprah and the best-selling author, Eckhart Tolle. Webinars are for 10 consecutive weeks beginning Monday March 3rd, at 9/8c and run through ...
Custom Embossed Recycled Wristbands
2008-03-21 19:26:00 Check out our NEW! Recycled Wristbands! Our stock wristbands have always been great for raising awareness about breast cancer, HIV/AIDS, Domestic Violence, etc; now we can offer similar wristbands made of 98% recycled material! Raise awareness about the environment! Great for any promotion, fund raiser, school, or what have you. Each bracelet is size adjustable! Custom ize with your own ...
Bad Golf Joke
2008-03-21 17:55:00 Ole got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. “Bad day at the course?” his wife asked. “Everything was going fine,” he said. “Then Sven had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee.” “Oh, that’s awful!” “You’re not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Sven, ... More About: Golf , Joke
Red Ribbons
2008-03-21 17:47:00 The awareness symbol for HIV/AIDS is the red ribbon. According to the CDC: at the end of 2003, an estimated 1,039,000 to 1,185,000 persons in the United States were living with HIV/AIDS; and in 2005, the estimated number of diagnoses of AIDS in the United States and dependent areas was 41,897. So get out there, show ... More About: Ribbons
Tax Joke
2008-03-20 23:36:00 What’s brown and looks really good on an I.R.S. agent? - A Doberman. Don’t get behind with your taxes, make sure you’re up-to-date. This monthly pocket planner and calendar will keep you in touch with when you need prepare your taxes. Keep track of when quarterly taxes are due. This Monthly Pocket Planner will help you ... More About: Joke
Button, Button, Who?s Got the Button?
2008-03-13 05:29:00 Check out these specialty shaped metal litho buttons. They are wonderful for fundraisers, campaigns, or for giving support to your favorite organizations. They are available in all different shapes: triangle, octagon, square, diamond, oval, can, rectangle, and many more! They are also available with the Union Seal. Imprint them with your company or other ... More About: Button
Refill, Please
2008-03-13 05:28:00 This guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress, “How much is the coffee?” “Coffee is three dollars,” the waitress said. “How much is a refill?” the man asked. “Free,” said the waitress. “Then I’ll take a refill!!!!!” the man exclaimed. This travel tumbler is new to our products, and guess what!? It’ green! It’s not the color ...
Breast Cancer Awareness
More articles from this author:2008-03-13 05:25:00 In 2004 -the most recent year numbers are available from- 186,772 women and 1,815 men were diagnosed with breast cancer. Of those 40,954 women and 362 men died from breast cancer. Pink is the Breast Cancer Awareness color. And these awareness ribbon lapel pins are a fine way to show your support for Breast Cancer ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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