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Hut, Hut? HIKE!
2008-05-07 20:20:00 A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game. “I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.” she said. “What do you mean?” he asked. “Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’” You may not know much about football but ... More About: Football , Hike
Yummy In My Tummy
2008-05-07 01:51:00 There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees a shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He’s scared to death, and ... More About: Yummy , Popcorn
Tennis Facts
2008-05-05 20:04:00 Tennis is a sport that is played between two players or two teams of two players. The players hit a ball back and forth across a net. In order to score the player must make the ball bounce on the other’s side before it goes out of bounds or make it bounce twice on the ... More About: Facts , Tennis
Have a Heart and Show Your Support
2008-05-05 19:27:00 According to the CDC, Heart disease is the leading cause of death for both women and men in the United States. In 2002, 696,947 people died of heart disease (51% of them women). This was 29% of all U.S. deaths. The age-adjusted death rate was 241 per 100,000 population. As you can tell there are many ... More About: Show , Support
Lupus Isn?t Easy
2008-05-05 18:45:00 According to Care4Lupus .org, 1.5 million Americans suffer from Lupus and more than 16,000 Americans develop Lupus each year. 90% of those with lupus are women. Lupus is a scary disease so those struggling with it need our support. Show your support for those with Lupus with these Lupus awareness pins. The colors for Lupus awareness are ... More About: Easy
Cervical Cancer Awareness
2008-05-03 00:31:00 Cervical cancer used to be the leading cause of cancer death for women in the United States. According to the U.S. Cancer Statistics: 2004 Incidence and Mortality report, 11,892 women in the U.S. were told that they had cervical cancer in 2004 and 3,850 women died from the disease. However, the good news is that ... More About: Cervical Cancer , Awareness
Going Green One Water Bottle at a Time
2008-04-30 20:41:00 According to treehugger.com, nearly 90 percent of water bottles are not recycled and wind up in landfills where it takes thousands of years for the plastic to decompose. In this article they say that tap water is a good alternative, and we think a reusable water bottle, like a nalgene bottle, can be good way ... More About: Time , Green , Water , Bottle
Coping with Cancer
2008-04-28 22:37:00 Cancer affects many people; for example an estimated 212,920 new cases of breast cancer occur each year and an estimated 174,470 new cases of lung cancer are diagnosed each year. But a bit of good news, the numbers of survival are on the rise. Show your support for those who are coping with a cancer. ... More About: Cancer , Breast Cancer , Coping
Stainless Steel Water Bottles IN STOCK!
2008-04-24 23:43:00 As of today we currently have over 5000 stainless steel water bottles in stock available in the style shown below. Don’t wait, they are here today but could likely be gone tomorrow. With the recent talk about going BPA free (see our thoughts here) there has been a rush on stainless steel and other BPA free ... More About: Stock , Water , Steel , Stainless Steel , Bottles
Memorial Day 2008
2008-04-24 01:08:00 Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my outfit was so well drilled,” declared one, “that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.” “Very good,” conceded the other, “but when my company presented arms you’d just hear slap, slap, jingle.” “What was the jingle?” asked the ... More About: Memorial Day , Memorial , 2008
Fresh ?Ground? Coffee
2008-04-21 23:42:00 Spouse #1: “Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt!” Spouse #2: “That’s not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.” What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? -De-calf-inated! The best way to wake up is with a fresh cup of coffee in your favorite coffee mug. Or if you have to be out of the ... More About: Coffee , Ground , Fresh
Domestic Violence Awareness
2008-04-21 23:29:00 Domestic violence is a type of abuse. It involves injuring someone, usually a spouse or partner, but it can also be a parent, child or other family member. Domestic violence is a serious problem. It is the most common cause of injury to women ages 15 to 44. It’s hard to know exactly how common ... More About: Domestic , Awareness , Violence , Domestic Violence
Teen Cancer Awareness
2008-04-21 23:24:00 The awareness colors for teen (and childhood) cancer awareness are navy blue and white. Children can get cancer in the same parts of the body as adults, but there are differences. Childhood cancers can occur suddenly, without early symptoms, and have a high rate of cure. Show your support and spread the word about teen cancer ... More About: Cancer , Awareness
Hang on Tight!
2008-04-21 23:21:00 Bay Area Rock Climbing Quips and Quotes: Climbing is hard, but it is easier than growing up. No mistakes or big pancakes! Make that move or six foot groove! What goes up must come down — hopefully on rappel. Place well thy protection lest the earth rise up and swallow thee. Remember, if you die we split your gear. These carabiners ... More About: Hang
Drill Sergeant Oops
2008-04-21 19:14:00 One day a novice drill instructor was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, “There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!” Checking to see that he had everyone’s attention, he asked, “What ... More About: Drill
Scrub-A-Dub-Dub
2008-04-12 22:25:00 ~ A Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. It turns out he had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually. Take it from this guy, don’t soak your keyboard in your ...
The Stars and Stripes
2008-04-10 22:47:00 National Flag Day (June 14th) and Indepedence Day, aka the 4th of July, are quickly approaching! Order your Flag Pins early to insure immediate availability! The closer these summer holidays get, the quicker our pins go! Why not dress it up a bit with our great Red, White & Blue Ribbon Flag Pin? It’s a ... More About: Stars , Stripes
Down Syndrome Awareness
2008-04-09 22:25:00 Navy blue and Yellow are the colors for Down Syndrome Awareness . Approximately 350,000 people, in the United States alone, are affected by Down’s syndrome. Help raise awareness for Down Syndrome with this nice navy and yellow ribbon lapel pins. These pins are high quality and a great way to show your support for those affected ...
Arthritis Awareness
2008-04-09 22:21:00 The term arthritis refers to about 120 different diseases that can affect the joints, muscles and other soft tissues. The three most common forms are osteoarthritis, fibromyalgia and rheumatoid arthritis. Forty-six million Americans report that a doctor told them they have arthritis or other rheumatic conditions. Arthritis is the most common cause of disability in ... More About: Awareness
Hockey Fans ? This One?s for You
2008-04-09 22:12:00 Interesting Hockey Puck Facts ~ According to Bill Roberton, VP of Marketing for the Minnesota Wild, the team uses about 40 pucks for each home game. ~ Interestingly the hockey pucks are stored in a freezer and rotated through the game. The cold pucks bounce better than warm hockey pucks. If you love hockey or ... More About: Fans
Don?t Screw Up
2008-04-08 19:28:00 Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk asked, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck. He returned and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-four.” The clerk said, “All right. How ... More About: Screw
Cinco De Mayo
2008-04-08 19:26:00 ĦEs tiempo al partido! It’s time to Party! Cinco De Mayo is on its way. May sure you take the opportunity to celebrate and generate business at the same time. These custom imprinted items make great give-aways and company prizes. Celebrate the cinco de Mayo with these US and Mexico Flags Lapel Pins. Or get ... More About: Cinco de Mayo
Ol? Stars and Stripes
2008-04-08 19:23:00 Interesting Flag Facts ~ The flag has 13 stripes representing the original 13 colonies (7 red and 6 white). In the upper left corner is a navy blue field with 50 white stars that represent the states. ~ There is no official designation or meaning for the colors of the flag. There is no record stating why ... More About: Stars , Stripes
Up, Up, and Away!
2008-04-08 19:21:00 Ole and Lena went to a fair. Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “$10 for 3 minutes, ” replied the pilot. “That’s too much, ” said Ole. The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for ...
Celebrate National Nurses Week
2008-04-03 01:22:00 National Nurses Week is May 6-12 2008. This is a week where hospitals and clinics show appreciation for their nurses. And you can too! Hand out these paper nurse’s hats. Or give away these pill-nurse stress relievers and nurse-shaped compressed T-shirts. They are great for promotional items as well as gifts. ... More About: National , Celebrate
Anti-Racism Awareness
2008-04-03 01:19:00 The black and white ribbon is the symbol for anti-racism awareness. Spread the attitude of anti-racism with a reminder from this high quality lapel pin. This is a great way to get the word out about the troubles that racism causes. So get out there and spread the word! Click here for more info about Black&White ... More About: Racism , Awareness , Anti
Anti-Racism Awareness
2008-04-03 01:19:00 The black and white ribbon is the symbol for anti-racism awareness. Spread the attitude of anti-racism with a reminder from this high quality lapel pin. This is a great way to get the word out about the troubles that racism causes. So get out there and spread the word! Click here for more info about Black&White ... More About: Racism , Awareness , Anti
Cool Your Jets
2008-03-27 20:03:00 A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was “bad” and “an invalid.” The tech explained that the computer’s “bad” command and “invalid” responses shouldn’t be taken personally. Don’t let your computer get the best of you. Keep your cool with these mouse and computer stress ... More About: Cool , Jets
Something Old, Something New?
2008-03-25 23:40:00 Check out these cool items! The fishing lures and bobbers can be imprinted to say something like “Catch of a Lifetime” or “Fallen for You Hook, Line, and Sinker.” Or get can coolies and coffee mugs that have the couple’s name and wedding date. Can coolies are available in many different designs and colors. And ...
Don?t Flip Your Lid
More articles from this author:2008-03-25 23:37:00 These flip-top floating containers are great boat show giveaways and great gift store items for resorts, pools, waterparks, and marinas. They are waterproof with locking latch and neck rope. These containers come in all sorts of different colors. They can also be imprinted with your business or other desired logo. Plus– they can be rushed ... More About: Flip 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |



