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Knock Knock, It?s Time to Order Your Holiday Cards!
2007-11-13 00:02:00 I am sure glad we do not have to go door-to-door selling holiday greeting cards. You probably would not welcome the unannounced sales call anyway. For your convenience, and admittedly for ours as well, you can order your Holiday Cards 24/7 online. The Birchcraft Line is shown at http://www.holidaycardwebsite.com/Default .aspx?WebName=Collegiate Calson Craft Greetings at http://www.imprintitems.ccholiday.com/ You will find Party Invitations, Christmas ... More About: Time , Order , Knock
Light Bulbs
2007-11-12 20:59:00 Ah, the classic light bulb joke! It has so many variations it is certain to be offensive to doctors, attorneys, blondes, engineers, New Yorkers, and artists. Countless other groups of people have certainly been said to have taken two, three or more of them to screw in a light bulb. Here are four of our top picks. Light en up, ... More About: Light Bulb , Bulbs
Tangles
2007-11-08 23:22:00 I have always been a huge fan of office fidget gadgets. I loved going to my dad’s office because he had so many of those little executive “toys,” one with blue and red water drops that rolled down little steps inside of a clear plastic ball, the sand-rake thing, a squishy car-shaped stress ball…it was ... More About: Angle
Best Corporate Gifts
2007-11-08 19:42:00 We have clients from time to time ask us what our best bets are for corporate and executive gifts. A recent client was looking for a really nice holiday gift to give to press box owners (renters) at a major auditorium. We came up with the best suggestions for 2007 Christmas and holiday giveaways Price range $100-$150 Our ... More About: Gifts , Corporate
12/1/07 World Aids Day
2007-11-06 23:52:00 Looking at the mountain of candy the kids brought home and the rumpled Halloween costumes flung over the chair reminds me that December really isn’t all that far away –even if the grass is still a lovely green outside! How lucky; I remember years when my mother made me wear my snow pants under ... More About: World , Aids , S Day , World Aids Day
How Sticky is too Sticky?
2007-10-31 23:35:00 Post-it Notes, Sticky Notes, Adhesive Notes: they may seem like different names for the same thing, but they often mean very different products. Does it matter? Well, that depends on if you like having to clean adhesive residue off of things, or if you like having the note you left for someone missed because it ... More About: Business Ideas , Icky , Tick
Litho Tabs Regulate Admissions and Identify Paid Attendees
2007-10-30 18:03:00 Sure you can use a wristband for admissions control, but did you know that the same wristbands can be ordered on ebay, and that the most common colors can be purchased at Office Depot?! Museums, Art Institutes and other institutions that have been around for years find that Litho Tabs are the ideal way to identify ... More About: Paid , Missi
Go Green!
2007-10-30 17:48:00 Recycled gizmos and gadgets are a great way to get your name out there, or your committment to the environment recognized: Most of us recycle plastic bottles, newspapers and glass. The resulting recycled products are then said to be made of post consumer recycled content. Industry and companies also recycle products. When a widget is molded, the ... More About: Green
Tony and Dan Go Deer Hunting
2007-10-30 17:30:00 Tony and Dan went deer hunting, and Dan shot a deer. They started to take it back to their truck. They were pulling it by the hind feet, but that made the fur snag on the ground, making it hard to pull. Another hunter, seeing their dilemma, told them it would be easier to pull the ... More About: Deer , Tony , Hunting
Sylvester Sloganeer and Jimmy Jingle
2007-10-29 18:18:00 I was surfing the web today and noticed that a big trend is using the word “sloganeer.” Sloganeer is defined as “someone who coins and uses slogans to promote a cause” (source:www.thefreedictionary.com/slogane er) Wow, Deja Vu for this old dog! I recall my early days as an Advertising Specialty Counselor (that’s what we called ourselves in the late ... More About: Sylvester , Jimmy , Items , Logan , Jingle
Chilidog?Chilly Dog?silly blog!
2007-10-27 00:25:00 What the heck? Chilly Dog Cozy Blog …What sense does that title make for a blog? and why blog to begin with? If at 20 years old I would have been told in the future blogging would be a welcome break from the daily work chores, well, I would not have known what that even meant. Recently we were ... More About: Items , Silly , Hili
Chilidog?Chilly Dog?silly blog!
2007-10-27 00:25:00 What the heck? Chilly Dog Cozy Blog …What sense does that title make for a blog? and why blog to begin with? If at 20 years old I would have been told in the future blogging would be a welcome break from the daily work chores, well, I would not have known what that even meant. Recently we were ... More About: Items , Silly , Hili
Take me out to the ball game
2007-10-26 19:22:00 A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the National Anthem started…….the doctor yelled, “Up Nuts” and the patients complied by standing up. After ... More About: Game , Ball , L Game
Measuring Tape
2007-10-26 00:05:00 A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground ...
None of your Bees-wax!
2007-10-23 23:06:00 I can remember when the response, “it’s none of your bees wax!” was the trendy way to tell a younger sibling to mind their own business. I’m sure my seven-to-nine year old self said this to my little brother more times than he wanted to hear it. Ironically (if only for this post) he is ... More About: Bees
Carabineers,?caribeeners,?carabiners??
2007-10-22 23:36:00 No matter how you spell it, carabineers are a popular promotional product. With so many different shapes, you can find a caribineer to fit any theme. veterinary clinic, oil change/auto shop, race cars, bank, money management firms, star students, aquariums, vacation bible school and more! see more carabineers, ... More About: Arab
Conference Information Packets on USB Drives
2007-10-16 19:53:00 Call them flash drives, pen drives, USB drives, or memory sticks. In any case it’s a whole lot easier to have a user manual, conference information, or catalog on a memory stick small enough to put in your pocket. Not so long ago our conference and tradeshow clients would order three ring binders with printed tabs and ... More About: Information , Conference
POWER-full Advertising Tool
2007-10-16 19:34:00 Best Computer Related Promotional Product of the Year. Top of the Top 100 in IT related gifts. Best Trade show give away item Ever. Ok, this may be a bit much. But, you can give out mints and people will appreciate it, or you can hand out a product with your logo and a butt-load of utility and ... More About: Power , Advertising , Tool , Full , Vert
Wear United States Flag Pins on Veterans Day
2007-10-16 07:01:00 Veterans Day: “U.S. holiday celebrated on November 11, honoring veterans of the U.S. armed forces and those killed in battle. Originally called Armistice Day, it began as a commemoration of the ending of World War I on Nov. 11, 1918. After World War II it was recognized as a day to pay tribute to all service ... More About: United States , United , Veterans , Pins , Flag
College and University Purchase Orders Accepted
2007-10-16 00:53:00 At www.ImprintItems.com we have a full line of promotional products. When we started out, our clients were mainly colleges and universities throughout the country. Thus the parent company name: Coll egiate Concepts Custom Decorated Products. The web site www.CollegiateConcepts.com is still on-line, it has the same content as ImprintItems.com We work with residence halls, alumni associations, campus activities, orientation, ... More About: College , University , Orders , Purchase
Smart Cards, ID cards, Dining Cards Oh My?.
2007-10-16 00:37:00 Every day we seem to get more smart cards in our wallets and purses. Colleges and universities as well as businesses use these to allow students and employees to gain access to buildings, check out computer equipment, buy lunch, or even to register for classes and seminars. The more convoluted (or advanced) these cards become, the ... More About: Smart , Cards , Dining , Smart Car , Dini
Green Feathers
2007-10-11 00:46:00 Does anyone get this joke? Why did the frog cross the road? Because he was stapled to a chicken! I am guessing this is one a kid made up and then started laughing hysterically. Then the parents probably laughed at the kid’s laughter, rather than at the joke. From there the joke was retold as “the one that cracked up ... More About: Green , Feathers , Feat
Green Feathers
2007-10-11 00:46:00 Does anyone get this joke? Why did the frog cross the road? Because he was stapled to a chicken! I am guessing this is one a kid made up and then started laughing hysterically. Then the parents probably laughed at the kid’s laughter, rather than at the joke. From there the joke was retold as “the one that cracked up ... More About: Green , Feathers , Feat
Green Feathers
2007-10-11 00:46:00 Does anyone get this joke? Why did the frog cross the road? Because he was stapled to a chicken! I am guessing this is one a kid made up and then started laughing hysterically. Then the parents probably laughed at the kid’s laughter, rather than at the joke. From there the joke was retold as “the one that cracked up ... More About: Green , Feathers , Feat
Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli? ?
2007-10-05 23:10:00 ? ? Gee, our lollipops are Great! Many good things in life start with the letter “C”…the Chordettes, cheese (my husband’s favorite snack), and Chocolate Lollipops! ImprintItems.com offers many different kinds of candy and edibles with chocolate lollipops being some of the neatest. Our chocolate candy lollies ...
Men!
2007-10-04 00:22:00 Ok, this a bit of an insult to guys, but it is kind of funny. What Men Really Mean: “I don’t care what color you paint the kitchen.” Really means…. “As long as it’s not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white.” “It would take too long to ...
Men!
2007-10-04 00:22:00 Ok, this a bit of an insult to guys, but it is kind of funny. What Men Really Mean: “I don’t care what color you paint the kitchen.” Really means…. “As long as it’s not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white.” “It would take too long to ...
Frog at the Bank Joke
2007-10-04 00:19:00 A frog is outgrowing his lily pad and decides to make some home improvements. He doesn’t have the money, so he hops to the bank to borrow some. At the bank, he takes a seat at loan officer Patricia Black’s desk and explains his dilemma. “I want to upgrade my lily pad, maybe add another window, but ... More About: Joke , Frog , Bank
Frog at the Bank Joke
2007-10-04 00:19:00 A frog is outgrowing his lily pad and decides to make some home improvements. He doesn’t have the money, so he hops to the bank to borrow some. At the bank, he takes a seat at loan officer Patricia Black’s desk and explains his dilemma. “I want to upgrade my lily pad, maybe add another window, but ... More About: Joke , Frog , Bank
Excuse me, waiter, there is a fly in my soup?
More articles from this author:2007-09-28 00:31:00 Little Johnny’s grandparents came to visit him in Milwauke and he helped his mother prepare sandwiches and tea. When Grandma was drinking her tea he kept staring at her until she asked him what was wrong. “Nothing” Johnny said, “I’m just wondering when you’re going to do your stunt.” “What stunt?” she asked. “Daddy says you can drink like ... More About: Household Items , Soup , Excuse , Waiter , Wait 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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