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Excuse me, waiter, there is a fly in my soup?
2007-09-28 00:31:00 Little Johnny’s grandparents came to visit him in Milwauke and he helped his mother prepare sandwiches and tea. When Grandma was drinking her tea he kept staring at her until she asked him what was wrong. “Nothing” Johnny said, “I’m just wondering when you’re going to do your stunt.” “What stunt?” she asked. “Daddy says you can drink like a fish!” Children ... More About: Soup , Excuse , Waiter , Wait
Halloweeny
2007-09-27 07:51:00 I remember some knuckheads in college. They were sitting around trying to make Mac & Cheese in a crock pot. A knock came at the door, “trick or treat”. Oh yeah, its Halloween they realized. So someone came up with a few nickles and through them in the goblins pumpkin bucket. This went on for a while, the ... More About: Ween , Allo
Taxi Joke
2007-09-27 00:34:00 Everyone’s sense of humor is different. I hear most of my jokes from my kids or their friends, so I am likely passing on 5th grade material. Rest assured, only clean jokes will appear on this blog. The Cab Driver A passenger tapped the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, the ... More About: Joke , Taxi
I scream you scream we all scream for POPCORN?
2007-09-26 06:09:00 Well in Minnesota, its winter for about 1/2 of the year. Ice cream is great, if you crank your furnace up to about 75 degrees. But in much of the country Popcorn is sole food, late night snack, study food, or the healthy alternative to Doritoes. My son sells popcorn for a cubscout fundraiser ... More About: Scream
Show Support in Style
2007-09-24 22:35:00 While visiting the jeweler’s last week to have my husband’s wedding ring fixed, I noticed a large display of gorgeous breast cancer awareness jewelry. I mean 14 karat gold, fancy silver etching, pearls, and diamonds set with -of course- the pink ribbon emblem of Breast Cancer Awareness and Support . October is coming, and ... More About: Show , Style , In Style
Take a penny Trays: Is this a welfare propoganda item??
2007-09-22 05:33:00 What is a take-a-penny tray? I was in line to pay for gasoline the other day and the lady in front of me was purchasing a can of soda. There was a take a penny tray with some loose change and she was digging through the coins, trying to figure out how to use as much free ... More About: Item , Welfare , Fare , Tray , Penny
Message Word Magnets
2007-09-20 23:45:00 Word magnets, message magnets, sentence magnets, refrigerator magnets, frig magnets , whatever you call them, we have them! They vary in size, style and shape, so they’re completely customized to fit your needs. We offer stock backgrounds and word sets such as our motivational mountains (shown below), forest , flag , health care , kids ... More About: Magnets , Word , Message , Mess
October Domestic Violence Awareness Month
2007-09-14 00:34:00 October is Domestic Violence Awareness Month, and the calls we have received for purple awareness ribbon pins have been many. Our Purple Awareness Ribbon Lapel Pins are a great way to show your support for a truly important cause. Check out our awareness pins; it is not to late to order purple for October! Looking for a ... More About: Domestic Violence , October
Computer Monitor and Keyboard Calendars
2007-09-05 21:26:00 Perhaps you sent your kids off on their first big yellow bus ride of the semester today; with school just starting, I know you probably don?t want to think about Christmas? but now that summer vacation is over it is calendar-ordering season! We have a ton of styles and sizes of calendars (see http://www.imprintitems.com/calendars), but ... More About: Computer , Calendars , Monitor , Keyboard
Breast Cancer Awareness Month : The Real Skinny!
2007-09-04 21:22:00 We get calls daily from people asking which Breast Cancer Awareness campaign we contribute to. None, we contribute to no breast cancer cause. Now, let’s compare apples to apples. We sell 1000 Breast cancer awareness lapel pins at .55 each. $550 total. Our biggest competitor sells 1000 of a similar pin for $6.95 each. They donate 10% ... More About: Breast Cancer , Skinny
What a Croc Charm
2007-09-01 18:07:00 Nobody says I am a fashion guru. However, I must say I am puzzled by the Croc craze. These rubber clog like sandals do a great job of making my kids look like smurfs. Like it or not Crocs are hot! Hot off the press: www.imprintitems.com is offering custom croc charms. Not ... More About: Charm , Char
Digital Photo Frames the Executive Business Gift of 2008
More articles from this author:2007-09-01 03:47:00 Eee Gads. It was just Mothers Day in May and I thought I had the brightest idea ever, a digital photo frame as a Mother’s day gift. I must admit, they are cool. You can have a frame on your wall or counter run through as many photos as you can store on your pen drive, ... More About: Business , Photo , Gift , Executive , Digital 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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