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Rename The Recycle Bin
2007-11-07 13:52:00
To change the name of the Recycle Bin desktop icon, open Regedit and go to: HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT/CLSID/{645FF040-5081-10 1B-9F08-00AA002F954E} and change the name “Recycle Bin ” to whatever you want.
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Remove the Shared Documents folders from My Computer
2007-11-07 13:52:00
One of the most annoying things about the new Windows XP user interface is that Microsoft saw fit to provide links to all of the Shared Documents folders on your system, right at the top of the My Computer window. I can’t imagine why this would be the default, even in a shared PC environment at home, but what’s even more annoying is that you cannot change this behavior through the shell: Those icons are stuck there and you have to live with it. Until now, that is. Simply fire up the Registry Editor and navigate to the following key: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE SOFTWARE Microsoft Windows CurrentVersion Explorer My Computer NameSpace DelegateFold ers You’ll see a sub-key named {59031a47-3f72-44a7-89c5-5595fe6b30ee}. If you delete this, all of the Shared Documents folders (which are normally under the group called “Other Files Stored on This Computer”) will be gone.
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Foul Mouths
2007-11-07 08:33:00
Foul Mouths A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.” “You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country….we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives……… “Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”

Going to Heaven
2007-11-07 08:33:00
Going to Heaven One day, three men died and went to hell. Satan was there and the three guys asked to be sent to heaven. However Satan said that only the good people can go to heaven…so he let them give him a question each. If Satan can answer their questions correctly, the person will stay in Hell; but if Satan didnt answer it correctly the person can go to Heaven. So the first person tries. He was a Mathematician, and he gave Satan a very tough maths formula. But Satan solved it in no time. So the mathematician goes to Hell… The second person, who happens to be a scientist, gave it a try. He asked Satan to prove a very difficult Science question involving quantum theory and Newton’s law and watever sh*t in between. Once again Satan managed to answer correctly, so the man goes to Hell…*haiz*..*sad*… The last guy goes forward. He was a retard, so Satan laughed at him. Nontheless, he asked to be given a chair and an electric drill, and he was given t...
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Be Strong!
2007-11-07 08:32:00
Be Strong ! A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.” To which the wife responds, “He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vasel...

Gambler
2007-11-07 08:30:00
Gambler During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the house a round of drinks.” The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some money first.” The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can’t believe what he’s seeing. “Where did you get all that money?” asked the bartender. “I’m a professional gambler,” replied the man. The bartender said, “There’s no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?” “Well, I only bet on sure things,” said the guy. “Like what?” asked the bartender. “Well, for example, I’ll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye,” he said. The bartender thought about it. “Okay,” he said. So, the guy...

Wrong Thing
2007-11-07 08:30:00
Wrong Thing An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, “Please, ma’am, may I sit in that seat?” The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, “You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can’t you see my little Fifi is using that seat?” The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, “Please, lady. May I sit there? I’m very tired.” The English woman wrinkled her n...
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20 years
2007-11-07 08:29:00
20 years A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye. “What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room. “Why are you down here at this time of night?” The husband looks up from his coffee. “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?” he asks solemnly. “Yes, I do,” she replies. “Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car ?” “Yes, I remember,” says the wife. “Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for twenty years!” “I remember that, too,” she replies softly. The husband...
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Little ‘Kids’
2007-11-07 08:29:00
Little ‘Kids ’ Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.” Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?” Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.” Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.” Again, Johnny instantly replies, “Our allowance.. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month...

Importance of a name
2007-11-07 08:29:00
Importance of a name Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter’s station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night. “I’m recently widowed,” she explained, “and I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.” “Not to worry,” Peter said, “we’ll be happy to sleep in the barn.” Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow’s attorney. He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, “Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?” “Yes, I do.” “Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?” “Yes, I have to admit that I did.” “Did you happen to use my name instead of tellin...

Create A Fake VIRUS
2007-11-07 08:28:00
How Do I Create A Fake VIRUS? This tutorial will help a user to create a fake virus………which will force the system to restart or shutdown after a specific period of time…… Warning: Use it at your own risk. I’ll not be responsible for any kind of damage/problem in your system. Well….. We all are aware of this program called SHUTDOWN.EXE which allows us to easily create icons to shutdown or restart our computer. Quote: Shutdown [{-l|-s|-r|-a}] [-f] [-m [\ComputerName]] [-t xx] [-c “message”] [-d[u][p]xx:yy] Parameters ??-l - Logs off the current user, this is also the defualt. -m ComputerName takes precedence. ??-s - Shuts down the local computer. ??-r - Reboots after shutdown. ??-a - Aborts shutdown. Ignores other parameters, except -l and ComputerName. You can only use -a during the time-out period. ??-f - Forces running applications to close. ??-m [\ComputerName] - Specifies the computer that you want to shut down. ??-t xx - Sets the timer for ...
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Tutorial: Create your own Gtalk Theme !!!
2007-11-07 08:26:00
Guys, This tutorial is for ppl who is bored with Classical google talk themes and waiting for something new and innovative… In short.. You can create your own google talk theme… have a look at this gtalk window..!! This tutorial consists of two independent parts. 1. How to add a background Image to your google talk chat window?? 2. How to get smileys in chat windows without any external software addon?? PART 1: The word theme, in my usage refers a chat theme. This is not for the external appearance of Google talk. Starting with, First we need to have a copy of already existing Google talk theme. We modify and add extra features to it and then make the new theme. Finding a Gtalk theme: Copy and paste the following address in your My Computer Address bar. Code: %userprofile%Local SettingsApplication DataGoogleGoogle Talk hemessystemchat Now, I am using Classical Picture Theme for editing bcoz of its simplicity. Now, Copy the folder Classical Picture. Now, get ...
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