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London to Cambridge 2007
2007-07-24 00:28:00 Every year, jolly charitable cyclists bunch together to raise some money by cycling 50 miles from London to Cambridge . Since I was about 5, my Dad has been saying we should give it a shot. Finally (now 17) we’ve got round to it. No Tags
All Hope is Not Lost
2007-07-04 00:30:00 Wow, its been over a month since a post. Since this is the case, I thought it was about time to start the next version of the site. V10 has now been started. It will take a long time to finish this version, as pretty much everything is going to be revamped, from the forums ... More About: Lost , Hope
Merida 880 Road Bike
2007-05-19 18:34:00 After visiting our local bike shop, the Cambridge Cycle Company, I have finnaly got my hands on a new bike. Its being all set-up for me to use, and I’m going to pick it up next Saturday. Do read on… No Tags More About: Bike , Road , Merida , Road Bike
Cycling Could Lead To A Small Penis
2007-05-17 23:35:00 Our beloved Matt sent me this great link today confirming my suspicions that certain positions on a bike could damage your penis. Thankfully, after a few “numb” sessions last month, I have already re-angled my saddle to prevent such sensations, but still its a pretty scary thought. No Tags More About: Cycling , Small , Mall , Penis , Lead
Realtimestudios shuts?for real
2007-05-17 18:24:00 Our good friend Omali finally throws in the towel…or addy sword or whatever he uses nowadays. No Tags More About: Real , Times , Shut , Studios
Getting Woolie Fit - Cycling
2007-05-14 00:01:00 Even though this is a blog, it’s been quite a while since I posted something personal or controversial. Today I will be focussing on the personal as you may have guessed by the title. Read on to see me embarrass myself more. No Tags More About: Cycling
Runscape fanfic.
2007-05-01 20:53:00 12 Year olds are legal in some societies its about culture, not law. I like to think of myself as a cultured person. The following happened on the free servers, North-east of Varrok: No Tags More About: Cape , Runs , Fanfic , Scape
Review - Microsoft Paint
2007-04-30 23:07:00 Hello My name is Josh and today for you I am reviewing MS Paint, which was on my pc when I found it. It’s dead good because you can like draw things with your pc and also I guess if you get dead good at it like I’m talking about PROPER ACE then mebbies Micro soft will ... More About: Review , View , Soft
Shovel me a Northerner?
2007-04-30 22:59:00 What? All Norther n ers like shovels? No Tags More About: Herne , Hern , Hove
Rofl of the Week 29/04/07
2007-04-30 21:24:00 I was down at work today(gasp), and this struck me as being highly amusing. No Tags More About: Week
SRS Audio Sandbox Review
2007-04-26 23:37:00 In my never ending quest to get more bass, I have invested in a bit of software known as SRS Audio Sand box. Its basically a graphic equaliser with a twist. Perhaps this article will enlighten you a little more, and persuade you to download the trial or something. No Tags More About: Review , View , Sandbox
Nicole Geast
2007-04-26 23:18:00 As many of you will know, Nico l e Geast used to go to Melbourn Village College with the homies and I. What you didn’t know, is that she hasn’t changed a bit. Basically, today I got my hands on this blog. I haven’t stopped pissing myself since reading it. He’s recorded all the conversations he’s had ... More About: Cole , Nicole
Video: How Matthew Lost His Hair
2007-04-25 23:46:00 It may be familiar to a few of you that recently, our beloved Matt hew has lost his hair. This was because of a tragic incident involving some hair destroying cow parsley. I’d like you all to show your deepest sympathy for Matthew through his time of great need. Without further ado, let me present you ... More About: Video , Lost , Hair
The Fudge Package
2007-04-16 23:43:00 During a bored day in the Easter holidays a package was filled with goods, mainly fudge, and sent sent off to some scary people in the North (namely Josh). Read on why don’t you. No Tags More About: Pack , Package
Counter Strike Source - Screwed!
2007-04-12 01:40:00 I was casually playing a bit of CSS today with the other fags, when suddenly… A large amount of lag struck me, and I returned to see that everything had been replaced with picture frames, I had no visible weapon, and that the only thing I could see of the players was their holstered weapons. ... More About: Source , Screw , Count , Screwed , Counter Strike
Podcast Episode 1 - 10/04/2007
2007-04-11 00:13:00 Hmm, podcasting. Lets give that a whirl… No Tags More About: Pod , Episode , Podcast , Cast , Piso
phpBB 3.0 - Awesome!
2007-04-10 04:23:00 In this long post, I will hopefully give you an insight into the dilemma that the concept of a forum has been causing me. Thankfully, phpBB 3.0 has come to my rescue, like phpBB always has done (well, almost). No Tags More About: Php , Awesome , Some
The Creme de la Creme egg.
2007-04-10 00:37:00 So for the past week, I’ve been revising and not really doing that much in the way of browsing. Having only got around to it in the past two days, I felt it my duty to share with you all this culinary wonder: The creme de la creme egg. No Tags More About: Creme
Site Updates
2007-04-07 23:54:00 I’ve been busy over the past few hours tweaking various parts of the site again. Nothing that major this time, just a few things to make it look a bit better. The first thing is that the formatting in comments now works properly. You can make text bold, italic and make lists. No Tags More About: Dates , Site , Updates , Update
First post - what in fu- milf do i write?
2007-04-06 02:14:00 Well… Ahem. No Tags More About: Post , Write , What , Hat , First
New Author!
2007-04-06 01:37:00 Yes, Woolie’s World has gained yet another marvellous author. He goes by the name of Josh, you may have read about him in “special” magazines, he has attended many pedo rehabs, and he’s probably offended most people on this blog at some point or another. No Tags More About: Author , Thor
Public Statistics
2007-04-05 16:17:00 After an awful lot of bodge work, I’ve finally found a way to make my AWStat s publicly viewable without giving away my CPanel password (not something that’s recommended ). Basically it consists of a nifty cgi script at woolie.co.uk/awstats.cgi which does all the legwork in getting the data, and then it is displayed in ... More About: Public , Statistics
Clint Malarchuk Accident
2007-04-04 22:29:00 I was just browsing around today as I do, I came across this video of an NHL player Clint Mala rchuk having his external carotid artery sliced open by a skate. To be honest, this stuff doesn’t usually effect me, however after watching it about 20 times I’m starting to feel quite ill. If you haven’t ... More About: Accident , Cide , Chuk
Things Seeming Slow?
2007-04-04 13:10:00 It may appear that the activity on Woolie’s World is decreasing. In some ways it is, because none of us have been writing very much. However, if you could see behind the scenes (which you will be able to at some point) you’d be amazed at the amount of traffic this site has just got. ... More About: Things , Seem , Slow , Thing , Ming
Woolie?s World Podcast?
2007-03-27 20:38:00 After a little brainstorming on new features for the site last night, I stumbled upon the idea of a “Woolie’s World Pod cast” where Ben and I would discuss matters surrounding tech, porn, dolphins, comedy etc. With guest stars from time to time of course. No Tags More About: Podcast , Cast
The opinion FAQ
2007-03-22 22:33:00 I felt tempted to write this in response to people who enjoy saying completely outrageous things, then get all pissy when someone disagrees and goes “STFU RESPECT MA OPINIONS”. Naturally this ticks me off. Therefore, since people have no bloody idea how to properly define and debate their opinions, here is a handy excerpt from ... More About: Opinion , The O
Creating a Tech-Mosaic with Photoshop
2007-03-21 21:56:00 Its been a while since I wrote a photoshop tutorial, so I thought I’d set the ball rolling again and get some serious tutorials done. The effect that I will be showcasing today I have used for a long time when creating things such as forum signatures, and concept art. No Tags More About: Photo , Photos , Photoshop , Tech , With
My indoctrination into the sacred order of the vulgar fruit
2007-03-17 00:26:00 Also known as: MangoFlush goes to disneyland YouTube. Yes, My internet endeavours have led me to YouTube, where the first (proper) video I have posted is the following: No Tags More About: Fruit , Nation , Trina , Indo , Indoctrination
Rofl of the Week 16/03/2007
More articles from this author:2007-03-16 19:00:00 Here comes another Rofl of the week, and this week I’m talking about bikes. Yes that right, bikes. Everyone seems to have gone a bit bike crazy recently so I thought this Rofl of the week could go as a sort of tribute to this strange obsession, and a shining beacon for how left out ... More About: Week 1, 2, 3, 4 |



