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Draw a Smiley Face on your Graphical Calculator
2008-01-30 18:44:00 We all know that this is a BIG problem in our lives, how to draw such a face, but with 9 easy functions you will be able to plot yourself a face! More About: Calculator , Face , Graphical , Draw , Smiley Face
New Series - Place Names that made us chuckle (Ep1)
2008-01-20 19:34:00 A new series of Woolie’s World articles awaits within! More About: News , Humour , Articles , Series , Made
Winter Cycling makes Brusies
2007-11-20 23:34:00 Merrily frolicking on the open road (in the freezing cold) last Thursday, I found myself needing to turn right at a junction. As I didn’t particularly want to un-clip just to stop for one truck, I thought I’d risk it and take the corner whilst accelerating quite promptly. This wasn’t one of my most clever ... More About: Winter , Cycling
Terrorist versus Vindaloo
2007-11-20 00:49:00 As we’re still quite young, the sight of an enormous arse explosion still causes a good amount of chuckling. If you’re eating, you may want to leave this post for later. Or if you’re hardcore, grab a bucket! More About: Versus , Terrorist
Tesco Don?t Have Spell Check
2007-10-30 23:06:00 If any keen developer wants to get a job a Tesco , I’m sure they could do with a simple spell check application. You see today, as I was wondering around Tesco, I came across yet another spelling mistake! Now being a bit of a “Grammar Nazi”, this just isn’t acceptable. More About: Check , Spell
Automattic has bought Gravatar!
2007-10-24 23:31:00 Wow, I must be way behind the times as I’m 6 days late posting this. This has to be the perfect match for Gravatar ! I have always loved the concept behind Gravatar, although have never wanted to integrate it due to the issues they were having serving the images. However, now the problem is solved ... More About: Automattic
New Woolie?s World Competition!
2007-10-18 18:47:00 Can you spot the testicle within this traditional British meal? Correct answers will win an entire chewit. More About: World , Competition
Walkers Baked Crisps
2007-10-09 22:46:00 Arrived home yesterday, got the munches, grabbed a packet of these new crisps. I thought they were going to be pretty aweful, as most things that aren’t cooked in oil do. However, they were surprisingly nice! They’ve got the right combination of chemicals this time, and in a puff of smoke, these came out! No Tags More About: Baked , Crisps , Cris
Clambering Back On The Rails
2007-10-09 02:34:00 As predicted, its happened. Over the summer holidays, I’ve gradually gone off track. Having gone from biking every single day, swimming twice a week and weight training before the holidays, I now haven’t biked for over a week. However, things are about to change again. No Tags More About: Back , Rails , Erin , Clam
Bored in Computing
2007-10-01 15:49:00 At the moment, we are sitting in computing doing nothing as we already know the work… Microprocessors. We have been given permission to do nothing. Ain’t that great. No Tags More About: Bored , Computing
London to Cambridge 2007
2007-07-24 00:28:00 Every year, jolly charitable cyclists bunch together to raise some money by cycling 50 miles from London to Cambridge . Since I was about 5, my Dad has been saying we should give it a shot. Finally (now 17) we’ve got round to it. No Tags
All Hope is Not Lost
2007-07-04 00:30:00 Wow, its been over a month since a post. Since this is the case, I thought it was about time to start the next version of the site. V10 has now been started. It will take a long time to finish this version, as pretty much everything is going to be revamped, from the forums ... More About: Lost , Hope
Merida 880 Road Bike
2007-05-19 18:34:00 After visiting our local bike shop, the Cambridge Cycle Company, I have finnaly got my hands on a new bike. Its being all set-up for me to use, and I’m going to pick it up next Saturday. Do read on… No Tags More About: Bike , Road , Merida , Road Bike
Cycling Could Lead To A Small Penis
2007-05-17 23:35:00 Our beloved Matt sent me this great link today confirming my suspicions that certain positions on a bike could damage your penis. Thankfully, after a few “numb” sessions last month, I have already re-angled my saddle to prevent such sensations, but still its a pretty scary thought. No Tags More About: Cycling , Small , Mall , Penis , Lead
Realtimestudios shuts?for real
2007-05-17 18:24:00 Our good friend Omali finally throws in the towel…or addy sword or whatever he uses nowadays. No Tags More About: Real , Times , Shut , Studios
Getting Woolie Fit - Cycling
2007-05-14 00:01:00 Even though this is a blog, it’s been quite a while since I posted something personal or controversial. Today I will be focussing on the personal as you may have guessed by the title. Read on to see me embarrass myself more. No Tags More About: Cycling
Runscape fanfic.
2007-05-01 20:53:00 12 Year olds are legal in some societies its about culture, not law. I like to think of myself as a cultured person. The following happened on the free servers, North-east of Varrok: No Tags More About: Cape , Runs , Fanfic , Scape
Review - Microsoft Paint
2007-04-30 23:07:00 Hello My name is Josh and today for you I am reviewing MS Paint, which was on my pc when I found it. It’s dead good because you can like draw things with your pc and also I guess if you get dead good at it like I’m talking about PROPER ACE then mebbies Micro soft will ... More About: Review , View , Soft
Shovel me a Northerner?
2007-04-30 22:59:00 What? All Norther n ers like shovels? No Tags More About: Herne , Hern , Hove
Rofl of the Week 29/04/07
2007-04-30 21:24:00 I was down at work today(gasp), and this struck me as being highly amusing. No Tags More About: Week
SRS Audio Sandbox Review
2007-04-26 23:37:00 In my never ending quest to get more bass, I have invested in a bit of software known as SRS Audio Sand box. Its basically a graphic equaliser with a twist. Perhaps this article will enlighten you a little more, and persuade you to download the trial or something. No Tags More About: Review , View , Sandbox
Nicole Geast
2007-04-26 23:18:00 As many of you will know, Nico l e Geast used to go to Melbourn Village College with the homies and I. What you didn’t know, is that she hasn’t changed a bit. Basically, today I got my hands on this blog. I haven’t stopped pissing myself since reading it. He’s recorded all the conversations he’s had ... More About: Cole , Nicole
Video: How Matthew Lost His Hair
2007-04-25 23:46:00 It may be familiar to a few of you that recently, our beloved Matt hew has lost his hair. This was because of a tragic incident involving some hair destroying cow parsley. I’d like you all to show your deepest sympathy for Matthew through his time of great need. Without further ado, let me present you ... More About: Video , Lost , Hair
The Fudge Package
2007-04-16 23:43:00 During a bored day in the Easter holidays a package was filled with goods, mainly fudge, and sent sent off to some scary people in the North (namely Josh). Read on why don’t you. No Tags More About: Pack , Package
Counter Strike Source - Screwed!
2007-04-12 01:40:00 I was casually playing a bit of CSS today with the other fags, when suddenly… A large amount of lag struck me, and I returned to see that everything had been replaced with picture frames, I had no visible weapon, and that the only thing I could see of the players was their holstered weapons. ... More About: Source , Screw , Count , Screwed , Counter Strike
Podcast Episode 1 - 10/04/2007
2007-04-11 00:13:00 Hmm, podcasting. Lets give that a whirl… No Tags More About: Pod , Episode , Podcast , Cast , Piso
phpBB 3.0 - Awesome!
2007-04-10 04:23:00 In this long post, I will hopefully give you an insight into the dilemma that the concept of a forum has been causing me. Thankfully, phpBB 3.0 has come to my rescue, like phpBB always has done (well, almost). No Tags More About: Php , Awesome , Some
The Creme de la Creme egg.
2007-04-10 00:37:00 So for the past week, I’ve been revising and not really doing that much in the way of browsing. Having only got around to it in the past two days, I felt it my duty to share with you all this culinary wonder: The creme de la creme egg. No Tags More About: Creme
Site Updates
More articles from this author:2007-04-07 23:54:00 I’ve been busy over the past few hours tweaking various parts of the site again. Nothing that major this time, just a few things to make it look a bit better. The first thing is that the formatting in comments now works properly. You can make text bold, italic and make lists. No Tags More About: Dates , Site , Updates , Update 1, 2, 3, 4 |



