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Santa Shoud be Skinny??
2007-12-15 22:44:00
The U.S. Surgeon General says Santa Clause is fat and a bad role model.  The Boston Herald reported today that acting Surgeon General Rear Admiral Steven K. Galson expressed concern that Santa Claus was not setting a proper example for children by being overweight.  These comments came from the Surgeon General during yesterday's visit to the Boston Children's Museum. Is it not these types of ridiculous questions and positions that give us what we have today - a politically overcorrect society whereby you can't say anything to anyone anymore without worrying about a lawsuit.  The Surgeon General should be focused on school lunches and working with the pharma industry to come encourage cures for cancer and AIDS.  Get your paws off of Santa SG...and besides the fact that he isn't EVEN REAL.  What was it that Mrs. Claus says to Santa - eat, eat , eeeaaatttt.  I agree.  Stay fat and jolly. YOU VOTE ON SANTA - THEN VOTE ON THE BEST DECADE IN TH...
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The Best Decade - YOU VOTE
2007-12-12 03:24:00
Check out excerpts from the upcoming book Men "Unzipped" by the Phantom Pulpit.
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Robert Pickton Convicted - Not Enough
2007-12-11 02:34:00
We like to fuck around here at the Phantom Pulpit to take the edge off of life, and inject a bit of humor into our all so serious world.  But, sometimes things are worthy of paying attention.  Take a moment to be thankful that are still here to fuck around a bit during the day.  These women don't have that anymore thanks to him...................................... ......................................... ......................................... ......................................... .......  Convicted serial killer Robe rt (Willie) Pickton said he was put on Earth to rid people of their "evil ways" in a letter to a prison pen pal in 2006. Pickton, 58, was convicted yesterday of six counts of second-degree murder, but no motive for his crimes ever emerged at his year-long trial.  He is currently on trial for killing another 20 women, and has claimed to have actually killed 49 on his way to 50 had he not been stopped.  "I know I was broug...

Select a Candidate Quiz
2007-12-05 17:44:00
Click the link, answer the questions, and don't forget to fill out the importance on each one.  It will tell you who you should vote for.  Enjoy! The PhantomTake the short QUIZ HERE 
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Cat Jarhead(ed)
2007-12-04 05:10:00
BARTLETT, Tenn. - Tabitha Cain has fed a feral cat she calls Wild Oats for several years, but now she's thinking of changing the feline's name to Survivor.  That's because she says the cat survived for 19 days with a peanut butter jar stuck on its head. "We tried to get her, but being the type of cat you can't catch, she kept running and hiding," said Doretha Cain, Tabitha's mother. The family saw the cat several times with the jar on its head and tried in vain to catch it. But after not seeing the cat for a week, the Cains feared the worst. "I thought she was going to die with that jar on her head," said Tabitha Cain, 25. They found the once chubby cat on Wednesday, too thin and weak to flee. They caught her with a fishing net and used some oil to get the jar off her head. They gave her water and treated her wounds and on Friday she began to eat again.  "I've heard of cats having nine lives but I think this one has 19 because she survived ...

Crocodile in a Coma?
2007-12-04 05:07:00
DONETSK, Ukraine (Reuters) - Ukrainian officials summoned a vet Friday to determine whether a crocodile, captured after six months on the run, was comatose or dead."The crocodile is showing no signs of life. We are not specialists and, to be honest, we don't know whether it's dead or alive," Nikolai Ranga of Ukraine's Emergencies Ministry said in the eastern Ukrainian city of Donetsk. "The vet is coming to see the crocodile tomorrow." The crocodile, nicknamed Godzilla or Godzi, was captured alive this week after escaping from a traveling circus in May. The reptile had been spotted several times lurking around industrial sites near the city of Mariupol, on the coast of the Sea of Azov. But it repeatedly eluded search teams. It was finally found basking in a pool at a thermal power station, where the water was warmer than the nearby sea. Ranga said the crocodile was then taken 100 km (60 miles) by car to Donetsk where it was freed into a fire service tank. &quo...
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Techno Viking Psycho
2007-12-03 23:40:00
If someone can tell me what the hell is going on in this video, I would much appreciate it.  I don't have the energy to research Viking s at the moment.  When he breaks out at 1:30 with the Patrick Swayze lead on the viking dance - is hilarious!
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Hillary Statements on Iraq
2007-11-29 06:29:00
Hillary Clinton Statement  Thank you for visiting my website. Below is the statement I made on the Senate floor on October 10th to explain my decision and vote on the joint Congressional resolution on Iraq . I hope you will take the time to read it with as much care as I have given to making this difficult decision. I am deeply grateful to the thousands of New Yorkers who shared their views on this important issue, and will continue to do my very best in serving the interests of our state and nation. October 10, 2002 Floor Speech of Senator Hillary Rodham Clintonon S.J. Res. 45, A Resolution to Authorize the Use ofUnited States Armed Forces Against Iraq As Delivered   Today we are asked whether to give the President of the United States authority to use force in Iraq should diplomatic efforts fail to dismantle Saddam Hussein's chemical and biological weapons and his nuclear program. I am honored to represent nearly 19 million New Yorkers, a thoughtful democracy of v...
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Hillary Clinton Support Iraq War
2007-11-29 06:26:00
I only provide the facts.  Don't get on my ass for what she has to say.  You don't like that she supports the war in Iraq , vote for someone else or ping her about it.-------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ---------------- "In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including al Qaeda members ... It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons...
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I Present to You - Our Next President of the United States of America
2007-11-27 21:43:00
I do have strong views about politics, social issues and the like.  I do have a political party preference, but that's another story. Set that aside for just a moment.  When you break it all down and look at who we have as our options this coming election it is absolutely sickening. Those who like Hillary primarily prefer her for a few unworthy reasons, including; anything but Bush, just because she is a Democrat, a preference for "Clinton's", because she is a woman, and whatever else. Not because they understand the absolute details of her positions on topics. That would be impossible because they change every time a poll changes. For example, licenses for illegal immigrants in New York. Those who like Rudy primarily prefer him because he is known for 9-11, because his is a Republican, because he may appoint convservative judges, and because he is a man. Not because they understand his positions either. In fact, many of his positions are moderate and man...
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Your Next President
2007-11-27 21:17:00
   
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Islam - The Religion of Peace or Beheading?
2007-11-27 07:24:00
Pffft.  I think we know waz up.
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Cannibal Tofu Anyone?
2007-11-25 03:35:00
Mark Nuckols is the founder of a company named Hufu (the human tofu company).  The purpose is to produce a tofu-based product meant to resemble, as realistically as possible, the taste and texture of human flesh.Some of the companies comments are disturbing, including: "The taste and texture of Hufu are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens. We are supremely confident that our food products would satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal.""If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken."Also coming, they say, are the Hufu "Healthy Hearts" and Hufu "Doctor Lecter's Liver."Which leads to a few simple questions that someone might want to look into.  How do they know what human flesh tastes like to begin with?  Why are ...
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Did you Know? Skull and Bones
2007-11-25 03:16:00
Skull and Bones (Brotherhood of Death) is a secret society, some would say of "power elite" that was founded at Yale University in 1832.  There are a number of notable members (Bonesman) to this "secret" society including our current President, George W. Bush.  His father George H. Bush is also a member of the society as is John Kerry.  A special act passed in the Connecticut state legislature in 1943 allowed it's trustees to grant an exemption from filing corporate reports with the Secretary of State, furthering the organizations phantom:) ongoings.  Some have suggested that Skull and Bones is a pre-cursor to Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) entry.If nothing else, cool name.  But, I think there is... 
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Left of Center Rant
2007-11-24 04:36:00
I could point out at least 10 things off the top of my head that are incorrect with the "Left of Center " position as noted in this rant.  My dear liberal friends, please educate yourselves on the topics before making a vlog.
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Christina Bouncing Again..Part II
2007-11-23 20:02:00
Since you can't seem to get enough of the first one, here you go again.  Be sure not to miss her Bouncing in Part I! 
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Did you know...(Release 1)
2007-11-23 01:52:00
Arianna Huffington, the author and syndicated columnist was accused of plagarism for her book Maria Callas, and settled out of court.Larry King from CNN was arrested and charged with grand larceny in 1971.Jesse Jackson once referred to Jews as "Hymies" and said "sick and tired of hearing about the Holocaust"Akon the R&B rapper and producer real name is "Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam", that he is Muslim, and that his record label doesn't want him to talk about his faith.The Soviet Union confiscated grain and other foods from the in south in the 1930's, affecting 40 million people, of which 10 million starved to death. in Rwanda in 1994 over the course of 100 short days, that over 937,000 people were killed in an act of genocide.  That is almost 10,000 people every single day.Dennis Kucinich, who is running for President as a Democrat has proposed legislation that "includes a ban on the purchase, sale...
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Black "Linkin Park"
2007-11-19 02:51:00
In an unusual twist, we get to see when black guys want to rap like white guys.  Isn't it the other way around?
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"Gay Communists"...The Band!
2007-11-19 02:23:00
It's okay if you can't through the whole thing.  My feeling aren't hurt.  I had to go throw up during it myself.
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Osho | Spiritually Incorrect | The Word F*&K
2007-11-18 07:27:00
You may think to turn it off at the beginning, but give it a moment and you will learn how to use the word "fuck" properly. 
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It's Your Rectum - Not Mine!
2007-11-16 01:32:00
"The vagina is iron cast"?  News to me.  Since you enjoyed the last one so much, now let's talk anal:|Also see: The Principles of Oral Sex 
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Holographic Girls
2007-11-15 05:40:00
Okay, isn't this how all technology starts out in the mainstream?  It is crappy, then used for legit purposes, then the porn industry will take it over.  Wonder how they are going to fit that projection device into my cell phone?
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Princples of Oral Sex
2007-11-15 02:00:00
...but gagging is good, right?  Nothing like having an old lady explain all this. Blah!
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Gary Oldman - Top 5 Movies
2007-11-12 21:55:00
True Romance Dracula Immortal Beloved  The Contender                                       The Scarlet Letter    
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"Stone Face" Mike Gravel
2007-11-11 07:13:00
Think he's a bit off, but still the best campaign advertisement yet.  When we have so many insightful candidates to choose from on both sides...*Check out excerpts from the upcoming book - Men "Unzipped" by The Phantom Pulpit
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Mickey Rourke - 9 1/2 Years
2007-11-10 06:34:00
"Sin City" star Mickey Rourke was reportedly pulled over on a green scooter after leaving a Miami Beach nightclub. Rourke, shown in this photo combo provided by the Miami-Dade Corrections and Rehabilitation Department Thursday, Nov. 8, 2007, was arrested for driving under the influence on his Vespa.Um, what happened to his face exactly?  Far cry from 9 1/2 weeks with Kim Basinger.  *Check out excerpts from the upcoming book - Men "Unzipped" by The Phantom Pulpit  
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