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Episode 125: Genocyde Unleashed
2009-02-28 00:34:00
Many things have transpired recently.The last weekend I was off, I was as sick as hell. I was barely breathing with an erratic pulse rate and feeling like I'd been eaten by a bear and pooped off a cliff. Every cigarette I lit was agony. The uber-flu had left me weak and infected...again. I did a lot of thinking during that weekend. At some points, I'd start wondering if I was even going to make it through my next sleep period. As you can imagine, I resisted sleep for fear of not waking. Not that I'm afraid of dying but the last thing in the world that I wanted was dying with the knowledge that I had done it to myself in larger part than not.During my sickness, I remember feeling great when I worked out. I remember how everyone else was so happy with me when I'd quit smoking and just how miserable I'd been. At points, I'd be curled up on the bathroom floor, my jaw clenched, sweating, cursing God, the farmers and the scientists who made that evil weed so addictive. I was staring...
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Episode 124: For All Those Who Toil Relentlessly...
2009-02-17 00:44:00
I've had my share of stubborn pride. I've pushed and worked through some of the worst of the worst states I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing physically. I've watched as some just bowed out for awhile and then came back to work claiming that the stress was just getting to them. Many of my co-workers and even some close to me have told me that maybe the stress at work was getting to me.Still, there was one position upon which, I stood adamant. I've always said that it was weakness on the part of those who took off due to stress while secretly harboring a bit of envy that they could simply take off for a month or so.Today, at the doctor's office, I finally gave in and expressed how I needed some time off. If it was another thing I'd always said it was that little fact that, "Sure, I've got the time and I can afford the visits but there's no way I'd ever get it." I was right.I could whine about how unfair it is but we all know the bottom line on that one. I've been...
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Episode 123: Angels On One Shoulder, Devil In My Pocket
2009-02-15 20:06:00
This week has become hell for me. My spine and hip were out of whack again. So much was it out of whack that I went to the chiropractor to be cracked into shape on Wednesday. Why? Well, being out of whack activated a trigger point in my back that made agony legendary in Hell radiate into my right side when I twisted to my left or leaned forward to change my songs on my CD player in my truck. Needless to say...it hurt.Wednesday night, as I'm getting over that, I notice this lethargic feeling overcoming me. Not only that but I'm popping Pepto tablets like crazy trying to keep from having to go hit the latrine every couple of hours. Use your imagination and do the math, I'm not telling. I had this tickle at the back of my throat, my chest hurt (smoooookiiiiiing, natch) and I started generally feeling like total crap. By Thursday morning, I figured I'd sleep it off and feel better. Well, I woke up Thursday evening and felt generally loaded down. It was like going to sleep nake...
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Episode 122: Paranoia
2009-02-11 15:59:00
Let me fill you in on a little something. If you want to join PrisonPlanet.tv, by all means, I suggest it. Go look at all the information there and share it with others. It's Alex Jones' site and it's a really good site with plenty of video (downloadable, no less) audio and news. On top of that you can listen to his show via the web or even your phone. I listen through my iPhone most of the time. Then again from the previous entry you probably caught that.If you're thinking about joining the discussion forum...let it go. I was there and recently bore witness to the biggest spiritual pissing contest I have ever seen in my life. Christians have non-Christians pegged as types who are disinformation agents for the New World Order and non-Christians are more frightened of the Christians than they are of those in positions of power that want them dead or enslaved.Okay, I'm of the mind that there are people in positions of power that use us like cattle and would like to see about 80% ...
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The Stories That Made America And The Stories America Made Up
2009-02-06 04:06:00
Check This Out When You Get Time. It's a thirty minute long video of former actor Robert Wuhl teaching a history class and the most valuable lesson that's in it is priceless. I laughed 'til I couldn't breathe.
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Episode 121: Unidentified Communications Object
2009-02-06 02:16:00
Throughout my life, I've always wondered just what would happen if the world released the ultimate Multimedia Machine upon the world.Would everyone carry one? Would it change the state of things as we know them?Seems that way.You've seen the commercials that tell you that, if you can think of a use, the iPhone has an application that will allow you to do it. Well, after three months of playing with this fucker, I can tell you that the saying is true. Apple isn't advertising falsely. It's a phone, an iPod, a radio, a day planner, a gaming device, a personal computer, comic books, books, do nothing fuck off device and general boredom killing machine.I told you that to tell you this. I've gone retro for the moment. My iPhone keeps me up to date on everything I could want and it's my constant companion. Hell, if I get bored enough, I'll chat with Amy, an A.I. program based in New York City. She still isn't up on the lingo and who can blame her? The English language is the t...
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iPhone 3G vs. Blackberry....FIGHT!!!
2009-02-02 03:13:00
I wasn't surprised at how this ended and, quite frankly...I know about 99% in what this guy is talking about.
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Episode 120: Dudek, Where's Your Brain?
2009-01-31 04:49:00
Since this morning, I ended up with yet another email from this guy. I was right the first time, I didn't know him and I'm nowhere near knowing him now. Still, even after two cease and desist emails, he goes on.I'll take it point by point:You call me a petulant child when you run around with a name like "Lord Genocyde"Yeah, I do. Those that know me know the story behind the name and how it evolved. Those that don't (and act like this) don't get that story...ever.ok, and you think that 9/11 was done by nuclear warheads,I do? That's news to me. Damn, why didn't someone tell me that? I mean, had I known that I believed that, I'd have simply asked all of you to not listen to me...ever...for any reason because I'd have been aware that I was not looking at the facts on this thing. Wow! ok, and as for you running? where are you going? im not chasing you, and im calm, I dont care, I'm running? I'm wondering where I'm going myself. He's not chasing me? Then I have to wonder wha...
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Episode 119: What The Fuck?
2009-01-30 14:18:00
Normally, I get my share of people laying hate on me. I've gotten it through high school, at work, here in town, over messageboards, over the phone and now, through email.Yesterday, I came home to find an email from a dudek.aaron@yahoo.com in my inbox which read as follows:"You chicken sh*t bastard, you're all talk and no actionIm handing your ass to you BOO-YAH BITCH!"Far be it from me to suddenly cower beneath my desk over a damn email, I sent two words back to him thinking that it had to be an email address that's been hacked for spamming purposes. The two words were "I'm Waiting" and this followed in reply as I was at the store getting food for lunch for work:"Where do you live? and dont think im kidding, in fact, why dont you give me the number to your so called "Radio Station" and we can have a little chat."I gave him the number to the studio and let him know I was recording for podcasts. I figured if he's stupid enough to threaten me by phone then he's even dumber than...
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Now Dawn't Go Ninjain' Nobody That Dawn't Need Ninjain'
2009-01-23 19:19:00
Holy Shit I've Been Doing It All Wrong!!!

Episode 118: Why Are The Guns So Necessary?
2009-01-23 01:31:00
Hello Friends! I got a response on my last post off blogger concerning my shotgun. The response was that of a friend marvelling over how big the gun was and questioning over it's legality.Yes, it's legal. I purchased it at a local gun and pawn shop just after Ike. It's definitely one of my favorites. Living on the main drag of town, you would think my place would be safe...it is but it wasn't always so. I had to make it that way. Why? Well the last time my place was broken into, the cops left saying "If you hear anything, let us know." That pretty much means to me that defense of my home, property, kittehs and me was my responsibility. Okay, if it's up to me, I'm going to get dirty.Up until then, I lived in the blissful world where "I don't need guns, training, weapons or a savage killer instinct...the cops can handle it!" I found out the hard way I was wrong. Check this out.There's a book called Things You're Not Supposed To Know and this was Number 23:THE POLICE AREN'T ...
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Episode 117: Attack of The McDojo Droids
2009-01-01 14:32:00
It was really only a matter of time before it happened. Since I've been studying self-defense under the tutelage of former military guys, PPCT (Pressure Point Control Tactics) instructors and videos, books and the like, I had to know that there was going to be one of the McDojo Nerds coming out of the woodwork sooner or later.Recently, I'd had a conversation with a new kid on the compound. Decent enough guy but the word was on the compound that this guy had been studying Tae Kwon Do, had the black belt, the trophies, the certs, won competitions and the like. Do I think he deserves those kinds of accolades? Well hell, he went, he saw, he won, they're his. Plain and simple. What do I think of this type of instruction? I'd take it even though it isn't really self-defense that would actually save you in the street if you were suddenly attacked by some vicious criminal thug.Put simply, if someone is angrily coming at you with a baseball bat, are you going to immediately start search...
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2008 Year-End Review
2008-12-31 08:54:00
Okay, let's start with the story of this big honkin' thing. First, I thought I'd solved that remote problem and let me tell you, there were moments of euphoria for me as I thought that not only was this going to be the funniest bit of roomie revenge in all history but making them use this ugly cheap-ass thing was just Karma calling me.So I was at the dollar store when I found a $5 remote and snagged that and some batteries but when I saw this thing for $10, I couldn't resist. After I actually bought both (I'd be using the smaller one, of course) I hit Subway. I figured I'd deserved it. While I was eating and listening to Coast To Coast AM podcasts, I broke open this thing, armed it with fresh batteries and began thumbing through the book for codes for the TV.Understand that I have a Durabrand TV from Wal-Mart and that cheap piece of communist grabasstic amphibian shit only uses the remotes manufactured by Durabrand. This was information I didn't know. I did know that the VCR ...
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Already Gone: The New Jersey Chronicles vol 2.
2008-12-30 05:46:00
We ended up waking up early. I'm not a morning person. I never have been and today was going to be one of those days where I had to be on my guard. I'd been through and even into New York City only one time in my entire life and I didn't get to stay very long. I knew it was the most aggressive city on the face of the planet and I was going to be smack-dab in the fucking middle of this thing.Misty's nephew, Jay, needed to go there. It was a meeting downtown near Union Square Park. So, on this morning, I got up and strapped shit on. I chose the big black overcoat because no one was going to reach past that big heavy fucker to get into my grabit pack to get anything out of it before I kicked them squarely in the nuts...or tear their hands off as they tried the old bump n' grab technique.I was ready and probably looked like something out of The Matrix.Next was getting over to Jay's place to meet up with him. Now, this is where our story takes a hellish turn...or begins to. Right ...
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Episode 116: Some Alternative History
2008-12-20 05:53:00
Read Below Before Viewing:I've listened to this guy. His take on history is pretty interesting and his Irish accent is killer. He really keeps your interest so check him out. The video is about two hours long so get some popcorn.
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Episode 115: Drowning In The Datastream
2008-12-17 14:25:00
I finally managed to figure it out after installing a couple of useless programs and just ran the file through an extraction program to get all the data off of the disc image. What I ended up finding was something even I wasn't prepared to find.I ended up mired down in a shitload of e-books on various religions. I mean damned near all of them. I was like a kid in a candy store after the Apocalypse. I ran through the file, sampling everything. The file was called Bibliotech vol. 1 and it was the work of seven years of tracking down religious texts from nearly every conceivable religion on the planet. Talk about a megafile.This file had books like The Bible, books on Neo Paganism, Mormonism, Satanism, Scientology, Judaism, Islam, Ancient Civilizations...let me put it to you this way...what do you NEED or WANT to know? I've probably got it.I've got the works of Erich Von Daniken, Immanuel Velikovsky, Michael Ford, Anton LaVey, Christ, Mohammed, The Apocrypha, etc.And I ran through t...
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Episode 114: Frustration Visits Again
2008-12-17 01:09:00
I have to say one thing...torrents...they're a great thing but they are fucking slow. Look, let me give you a tip. Lookin for a porn or some rare video that you haven't seen in decades...chances are, you'll find it doing a bit torrent search but it's going to be awhile in downloading. Don't make any fucking plans. Your chances of reversing a death penalty verdict in two weeks is better than your chances of watching the movie you're downloading tonight if the seeders aren't there. Wait...let me back up.Torrent files are slow not because of user connections but because you're literally getting pieces of files from all the fuck over creation. So that movie you wanted...check the seeders. If you see more seeders than leechers, you might watch the thing tomorrow morning. If you see the opposite, plan on leaving your computer on for about a month. Go on a month-long killing spree or drug binge...that'll pass some of your time.See, I'm an old fucker. I still remember when WinMX w...
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Q&A
2008-12-16 20:33:00
This one came from Tammi's Blog. Now I get to have a crack or two.1.Where did we meet? Yahoo Groups2.Take a stab at my middle name? Twitter told me - TamaraLee :)3.Do I speak a second language? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....no.4.Am I a cat lover or dog lover? She likes pussy as much as I do5.Do I smoke? Does the term "pneumonia lung" mean that you do?6.Color of my eyes? I wasn't staring at your eyes LMAO7.Do I have any siblings? Yes 8.What's one of my favorite things to do? Bullshit with anyone who will take part. Including me. 9.What's my favorite type of music? Anything that will rattle windows.10.Am I taller than you? Knowing my luck...probably taller11.Am I shy or outgoing? I think it's safe to strike SHY from the question12.Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? In your philosophy...much like mine...rules were made to be broken13.What is my birth month? 31 March is your birthday! (What she said)14.Do I want to see a woman or man as next vice president? WOMAN for sure.I ...

Episode 113: If Necessity Is The Mother, Frustration Is It's Father
2008-12-16 04:35:00
I rant. That's what I do. Things that irritate me are the things I tend to talk about the most. I don't pretend to know it all or even a little but when I speak, it's about something I know. I'm not here to bullshit anyone with anything. I don't stand to benefit from it and I'm not looking for any accolades that are not forthcoming. I just occasionally would like for some people that wish to take an active part in my life to listen to me.I'm a pretty easy person to live with until I'm backed into a corner and then, I become a jerk. I become a jerk because, quite frankly, if I don't think someone's listening after diplomacy has been more than reasonably attempted (and I've been told that I'm unreasonably diplomatic at times) then the House M.D. side comes out. Hey, I call it like I see it and, if the truth hurts, it just sucks to be the person on the receiving end of the Fuck You Cannon.When living with me, I've got a system set up and I do require that the system works....
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Episode 112: A Serious Discussion
2008-12-07 11:16:00
To All My Friends And First-Time Readers,I'm glad that you're here. Sit down for awhile, take a load off, light up and get something to drink because we need to have a serious talk now.As I'm sure you are aware, Barack Obama is now our president-elect. This was one of those elections that was historic in many respects. First, we haven't had a black man go for the Democratic nomination since Jesse Jackson. Second, we haven't had such a lengthy run for a party nomination in my memory. Third, we haven't had a woman picked as a running mate for vice president since Geraldine Ferrara and finally, we haven't had competition so fierce in this nation since the Space Race...even then it was with another nation.So now that this landmark election has happened, I've decided to compose some of my own thoughts and give a little advice. Here, I'm not going to support or oppose a candidate, I just want you to listen to what I have to say. After that, you can tell me to take a long walk off...
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Episode 111: Empires Fall, A New Empyre Rises
2008-12-01 16:26:00
My friends, it is with great regret that I inform you all that The Genocydal Empyre Omega will not air live until well after the new year.I know it's beginning to sound like a lame excuse but my battle with the cable company is at it's end and there's nothing that they can (or more like "will") do for the problems that are just compounding for us.Initially, I'd gotten the cable connection at the insistence of two people who didn't understand that "The DSL line is solid, guys, it's just a little slow from time to time" and this is what has caused the problem. I've had nothing but trouble since going to cable. Sure, it's faster but if the weather goes the slightest bit wonky, then it goes and it takes an act of God in conjunction with the Louisiana Legislature to fix it. Not to mention that fucking Billy Ray Cyrus clone they keep sending to my house is insistent that it's always my fucking modem.Well what happened recently? Okay, let me fill you in. First we quit Darkside bec...
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Episode 110: Certified Fucking Morons: A Rant
2008-11-25 15:43:00
Guys, this is just me blowing off steam. I'm not here to whine about some moron on the internet but rather just show those who choose to read that there are people out there with certifications, plenty of arrogance to accompany it, no common sense and, the worst part...these are the people that are held in high esteem in our society.An elist about corrections sent out an email marked "Interesting Article." In light of what's been going on in Texas, I thought it to be a more detailed article about that situation but was only slightly disappointed to find that the USA Today online article was from a year ago.From the onset, the article posed the question "Should Kids Go To Court In Chains?"(Full Article for those interested, comments welcome: http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007- 06-17- shackles_ N.htm)I sat there reading the opening which already made me laugh.Excerpt from opening: Malyra Perez is 14, and yes, her mother says, she is troublesome. Malyra runs away and goes to sc...
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Already Gone: The New Jersey Chronicles vol 1.
2008-11-08 22:54:00
I had started to doubt my decision to snag the iPhone 3G as my phone upgrade. I mean, was it really necessary to drop $200 on a phone that had a lotta fancy gadgets that I'd probably never use and a battery that wasn't user-replaceable? Probably not. Then again, there were times where even I had been wrong about my technology selection. So far, the phone took my expectations and kicked them into the trash. I finally had a phone that could help me get around unfamiliar areas, call, listen to music, surf the web and I've even got a lightsaber on this fucker. Needless to say, I was happy with it.October 21st was my first time on a plane in 25 years. I was just a little kid the last time I was on one and I distinctly remember those planes having a LOT more goddamn room on them. For those of you who have NEVER been on a plane...let me enlighten you on the wonderful world of flying.First, there's checking in. Gotta get that one bag into cargo about two hours BEFORE your flight leaves....
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Episode 109: Indestructible
2008-09-18 15:23:00
I honestly can't believe how rude some people can be. Apparently, last night, some rather young and stupid morons got bent completely out of shape at the Genitorturers hoodie I was wearing due to the inverted five-point star on the back. And it all happened while I was on the phone with Misty. Normally, this would be cause for me to start kicking ass and taking names later but there were multiple opponents. Stupid thing to throw threats at a man walking near the fucking police station. Great idea, champ. There was also one other problem that I won't mention here but all I will say is that a later confrontation with police would not have fared well for me. I had to make a decision and that decision was to ignore them at first. All four elements were satisfied for me. This bunch had the opportunity and ability to do me harm, I had the jeopardy but I also had preclusion going against me. I did, however, have one problem...the whole thing seemed like a bomb about to go off and the ...
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Episode 108: Holding The Lion's Share
2008-09-09 08:25:00
Hello...welcome to one week later. Gustav came and went nearly without incident. Humberto struck us harder last year than Gustav did this year. It's been a week since I've posted anything to this blog.Since then, I've been working again. I've worked the full week straight through without a single day off. Seven 12-hour nights of solid working and I was beat. I'm actually glad that I have a couple nights off. I'm jumping all over the place here. Geez, D, relax...there will be plenty of time to tell the story here.That's what matters most, doesn't it? The story. In the days leading up to Gustav, it was so hot that the sweat would just literally pour from me. This year, we've barely broken into the upper 90s in terms of heat. I suppose that that's for the best. I'd spent the last weekend I was off preparing and trying to get the roomies to prep as well. With Deb sinking into a pit of despair and Phoenix seeming uninterested, I was left holding the bag on this attempting to m...
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Lord Genocyde's Deep Thought Before Gustav
2008-09-01 07:06:00
First, no, I'm not leaving. Second, I'm on the better side of it. Third, work won't let me leave anyway and there's no telling what's gonna happen now but before I go I just wanted to leave you with a rather deep thought from me and that is...I wonder what kinda music Dirty Harry listens to when he wants to relax?
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Episode 107: Funeral For A Friend
2008-08-30 15:25:00
This was the scene this morning. All eight of the remaining with whatever parts that could be salvaged were standing around the site where Hahli was to be laid to rest.Hahli gave his life in the line of duty. Hahli's last mission was a self-imposed one as he took on that rotten drunk that was living in my home. According to scans of his once-active matrix recording, Hahli saw that Richie was becoming increasingly irate and then decided to remove him from the premesis. When Richie had his attention grabbed by one of the incendiary missiles fired from Hahli's multi-cannon, Richie reached for him and Hahli jumped, activating his wings and taking flight. The flight/dive-assault was short lived and Richie's final, infuriated swing connected with Hahli, sending him crashing into the wall at blinding speed. That is where the recording ended. According to other accounts, Richie attempted to follow up with a stomp until a roaring and enraged Kongu, viciously assaulted his ankle, sending R...
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Episode 106: The Rise of Deadpool
2008-08-27 10:43:00
I've been joining other community forums and such undercover for awhile. It helps to "don a ninja suit" on occasion and just go away from it all. Posting under another name with another group of people for some other purpose kinda takes the pain away of being Lord Genocyde.Being Lord Genocyde is more painful than you might imagine. For starters, Lord Genocyde was created as a means of amplifying all that is going wrong with the world. If you've checked out the latest Batman movies, you know that Batman was working toward a world that didn't need him. That's been the goal here. You'd think that my own detractors would get that but sadly, most of them wouldn't get a pre-school-level joke if it were explained to them in painstaking detail.Most people seem to think that, if it weren't for all the things that I'd been talking about on the show prior to our departure from Darkside Radio, I would simply be destroyed from having nothing to do. Actually, that's not true and I've al...
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Episode 105: Passive Dragonslaying
2008-08-22 09:08:00
Sometimes, you really don't have to do anything at all but show a little initiative to solve a problem. I had the whole thing planned out in my head. Richie was going to be home, playing videogames as usual, Phoenix would be on one couch watching, I'd come into the living room and join the two and if Deb and Melissa were there, great. If not, no problem because one other thing would be there...my handy little Digital Voice Recorder. He wouldn't be able to lie his way out of the shit he was in with me.The tension that had been coming about because as each would talk to him one-on-one, he'd go to the next person putting on an act and manipulating the situation. Even Misty identified him as an alcoholic loser sitting in my home. We decided to do what worked temporarily before. Corner him collectively and inundate him. This time, he'd be inundated with very forceful words from me and he'd be given three choices; attempt to "prove" something by trying to fight me, run like hell wit...
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Episode 104: SPARTANS!!! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!
2008-08-18 15:01:00
I've never really liked having more than two roomies at a time and preferably unrelated. If it's one thing I truly despise worse than having Milton Berle pick my butt (it's never happened but I figured it was better than most analogies I could think of), it's having family disputes brought into my house. It's only one of a laundry list of complaints with my new roomies. Granted, at times they're fun, fairly easy to talk to and I have no problems leaving the house without worrying if I'm going to come home to some chemical-fueled clusterfuck in my living room.Over the past several months or so, I've lost access to my favorite sleeping spot...my couch, I've actually been DENIED the privelege of watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force on occasion, I haven't seen my wrestling since that one night of pizza and beer, UFC, Ultimate Fighter, Elite XC? Nope, haven't seen those either and let's not forget the lifeblood of my show....recording. I haven't been able to do that yet either. W...
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