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Beth Ditto says HAPPY SATURDAY!!
2007-09-15 21:28:00
Uh, so yeah. Happy Saturday and stuff! Share This
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Topless photos of WWE Women?s Champion Candice Michelle. Deeelish.
2007-09-14 07:45:00
We came across this amazing set of topless photos of Candice Michelle and of course, we just had to share them with you. Here’s the wiki: Candice Michelle Beckman-Ehrlich (born September 30, 1978), better known as Candice Michelle or just Candice, is an American model, actress and professional wrestler currently signed to World Wrestling Entertainment performing on its RAW brand, where she is the reigning WWE Women ’s Champion. After spending years modeling and acting, Candice Michelle was hired by WWE in 2004, after she participated in the WWE Diva Search. Outside of wrestling, Candice is known as the Go Daddy Girl, performing in the company’s annual Super Bowl commercials. She posed for a cover and nude pictorial in the April 2006 issue of Playboy. On June 24, 2007, she defeated Melina to win her first Women’s Championship and become the first former Diva Search contestant to win a WWE title. Awesome. The pics are after the jump, and they are VERY NOT SAFE...
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VIDEO: Drew Barrymore making out with some dude that isn?t me
2007-09-14 06:44:00
Lame. It should have been me. Share This
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Alyssa Milano is now reporting for Major League Baseball. Schwing!
2007-09-14 05:53:00
Alyssa Milano is joining the crew over at MLB’s new broadband channel TBS Hot Corner as a post-season correspondent alongside her regular acting gigs on My Name is Earl and of course, Who’s The Boss. From The Peep: The 34-year-old actress tells PEOPLE the deal on major league baseball’s new broadband channel, TBS Hot Corner, which was announced Thursday, is “literally a dream job come true!” A lifelong baseball fan and Los Angeles Dodgers season ticket holder, Milano says she “hopes to give fans an insider’s perspective” while covering post-season action for both the National and American leagues. Milano will interview players and coaches as well as do lifestyle segments. And she won’t just be a pretty face on the screen. “I’m such a fan and I know our starting rotation so well that within our division I pretty much know what pitches the pitchers are going to throw to what batters,” says Milano, a self-confes...
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Colin Farrell is a better person than you
2007-09-14 04:46:00
We’ve covered Colin Farrell and his philanthropic activities in the past, but today a story from Toronto broke about the former Hollywood bad boy and it’s just amazing… you need to read it to believe it. From CTV: Colin Farrel l usually plays the hero in Hollywood films, but the Irish actor became a real-life hero to a homeless man in Toronto this week. On Tuesday, Farrell took the man on a $2,100 shopping spree. The actor, who told CTV’s eTalk that the homeless man is “a friend of mine,” walked into a Toronto store with his arm around his pal. He then bought the man, whose street name is “Stress,” waterproof jackets, pants, boots, and even socks. “The homeless guy was grabbing … whatever he wanted,” Dave Mott, manager of Europe Bound, an outdoor gear store on King Street, told CTV Toronto. “Colin was walking around with the guy and doing the same thing — grabbed a sleeping bag and back pack, came back dow...
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Are there even MORE Vanessa Hudgens nude pics out there?
2007-09-13 09:34:00
Apparently the recently nude Vanessa Hudgens sent some nude pictures to Drake Bell, star of Drake and Josh a couple of years ago, before she was famous. That’s right - a couple of years ago. When she was… 16. Check it: A source close to Hudgens told People that two years ago, before she was famous, Hudgens emailed suggestive pix of herself to Nickelodeon star Drake Bell — star of the “Drake and Josh” show. No word on if she rang his bell. A rep for Drake says he never received the alleged sexy shots. Yeah, right dude. We’ve tried to use that excuse here at downity with absolutely NO LUCK. Seems that whenever a girl sends you naked pictures, she’s automatically damn well sure that you received them and that you’re sitting there staring at them all damn day. Which, in Drake’s case, is the likely scenario. Whatever the outcome, rest assured that Zac Efron is banging that girl as much as he can. Share This

Jessica Simpson?s breasts are talking to me?
2007-09-13 08:08:00
…and they’re saying “Damn dude, you want a piece, don’t you? You want to get your motorboat on up in this? Take a look at these nipples, son! Ain’t they just all firm and pointy, staring into the night sky?” Jesus I need to lay off the Percocet. Seriously though, look at those sweater puppies. Hot dang. More of Jessica Simpson ’s boobies after the jump. Share This
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Rosie O?Donnell used to break her own limbs with a baseball bat. Unfortunat
2007-09-13 07:29:00
According to her new book entitled “Celebrity Detox”, Rosie O ’Donnell used to break her own limbs with a wooden baseball bat. Apparently she missed her face, head, and any other part that might have saved the general public from years of her inane babbling. From The Insider: Among the hot topics that Rosie delves into is her painful childhood secret. She writes that as a child, she used to break her own limbs with “a baseball bat” or a “wooden hanger.” On page 186, it reads: “My hands and fingers usually. No one knew. My secret.” Why? “Proof,” she writes, “that I had some value, enough to be fixed.” And later, Rosie cryptically adds, “There were many benefits to having a cast. In the middle of the night, it was a weapon.” So to sum this all up: on top of being a controversial lesbian fatass, Rosie’s also an emo. Wow. Now you’ll know what happened if you see her on TV sporting a...
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BREAKING NEWS: HAYDEN PANETTIERE IS SINGLE!
2007-09-13 06:12:00
Yeah, ok, so maybe it’s not “breaking” news but it IS huge news: 18 year-old wonderhottie Hayden Panettiere has finally dumped third-rate nobody Stephen Coletti. From US: Hayden Panettiere is back on the market. Us Weekly has learned the Heroes hottie, 18, and her boyfriend of one year, Laguna Beach alum Stephen Colletti, 21, have gone their separate ways. But the actress (who spent the end of August promoting Heroes in Europe with costars Milo Ventimiglia and Adrian Pasdar) seems to have moved on. When Us asked, “Where’s Stephen?” at the MTV Video Music Awards on September 9, she furrowed her brow and replied, “I don’t know. In California?” Maybe it’s because she had time to adjust to the relationship being over. As a source tells Us, “Their breakup has been a long time coming.” But that doesn’t mean the former sweethearts are feuding. Panettiere tells Us, “We are still very close friends and tal...
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Kim Kardashian looking fantastic; flies Southwest; loads in ?B? group
2007-09-13 05:11:00
Kim Kardashian was spotted at Burbank airport yesterday with Southwest tickets in her hand, a nice bit of cleavage showing and somehow, what seems to be a new, improved face. No shit, we can’t figure out why but she definitely looks a bit more Catherine Zeta Jones minus thirty years. Lots of pics below of Kim looking deelish. Enjoy! Share This
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Kate Moss topless pictures because you?re bored on Tuesday?
2007-09-11 13:36:00
Here’s a bunch of topless pictures of Kate Moss snapped just the other day. For the record, us here at downity.com aren’t even remotely interested in the junkie “supermodel” with the disappointing, below-average body. But we’re not here for us, we’re here for you. And you might be. The pics are after the jump, and they are extremely Not Safe For Work. They’re gross too. You’ve been warned. Share This
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is officially titled
2007-09-11 12:54:00
After a long ass wait, the new Indiana Jones flick has officially been titled: “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”. Check it: Forget about “Indiana Jones and the City of Gods” or even “Indiana Jones and the Destroyer of Worlds,” two of the potential names registered by producers Lucasfilm Ltd. The next movie featuring the two-fisted adventurer will be called “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.” Actor Shia LaBeouf, who has been cast to play Jones’ son in the film, blurted out the title on stage at Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards — only to have the news overshadowed by two former husbands of Pamela Anderson scuffling with each other and Britney Spears dancing barely clothed on stage. But Lucasfilm, which is producing the fourth Harrison Ford-starring installment of the Indiana Jones series, was quick to confirm the new title on Monday. We’ll reserve judgment until we see some tra...

VIDEO: Kid Rock and Tommy Lee?s pathetic wannabe fight at the MTV VMAs
2007-09-11 10:38:00
So, apparently there was a fight between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee at the MTV Video Music Awards. Well, if you’re prepared to see the lamest “fight” in recent history, watch the above video. The biggest piece of comedy in all this is that Kid Rock is actually getting charged with misdemeanor battery for hitting him about as hard as I close a cupboard door. Very weak, boys. Especially from two guys who most would expect could really throw down. Las Vegas police say Kid Rock was cited for the brawl. “Upon our arrival, Kid Rock was issued a citation at the Palms for misdemeanor battery. It will require him to make a court appearance in probably three to five weeks,” Las Vegas police Officer Bill Cassell tells PEOPLE. “Both parties were released at the scene.” According to an onlooker in the audience, “They had each other at the necks, they were practically strangling each other.” Another eyewitness saw Tommy Lee escorted out, “...
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Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe nervous about dangling his unit on Broa
2007-09-11 09:37:00
Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is all set to head on over to our side of the pond and show off his to the young-nudity-ready-and-willing theater crowd. I bet there’s all sorts of old dudes who are heading to the TicketMaster site already. Check it: British actor Daniel Radcliffe hopes to debut on Broadway next year in a reprise of his London role in “Equus,” a performance where he shed not only his clothes but the mantle of Harry Potter. Radcliffe won rave reviews for his performance as a tortured teenager during an 8-week run of Peter Shaffer’s grueling psychological thriller in London earlier this year, but said the prospect of acting in New York was “terrifying.” “It will be amazing, but I will be terrified because I was talking to Richard Griffiths about playing New York and he said the most stupid thing you can do is underestimate New York audiences,” said Radcliffe, 18, in an interview with Reuters. Well, we were talking t...
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A victim of our own popularity
2007-09-09 12:18:00
If you tried to access the site today… sorry about that. Our webhost nuked us before upgrading our account. We’re now on a new server which should help things! We apologize for any inconvenience. Share This
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Bisexual Myspace whore Tila Tequila gets her own MTV reality dating show
2007-09-08 22:32:00
Tila Tequila , known only for becoming famous on Myspace by being an Asian chick with fake tits, graduating to Playboy and then releasing a pathetic music album has now been green-lighted for her own bisexual dating show on MTV. Wait a minute, WHAT THE FUCK?! From Reuters: MTV’s “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila” will feature the bisexual MySpace phenomenon choosing from among both male and female suitors. MTV has greenlighted 10 episodes of the reality series, which is set to premiere at 10 p.m. October 9. Tequila, who is said to be the most popular girl in the history of MySpace, will choose from among 16 straight guys and 16 lesbians, who will move into her mansion. Every episode will end with an elimination ceremony. “The show is a roller-coaster ride of drama, conflict and emotion, busting stereotypes and challenging the norm,” said Tony DiSanto, executive vp series development and programming at MTV. You have got to be kidding me. Couldn’t...
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WHO?S HOTTER? Hayden Panettiere vs. the recently nude Vanessa Hudgens
2007-09-08 20:19:00
So we’ve heard (and seen) a lot of Vanessa Hudgens action lately and we want to know what you think: who’s hotter? 18 year-old Vanessa Hudgens or 18 year-old Hayden Panettiere ? Take a look at these pics of Vanessa and Hayden and you be the judge. Let us know in the comments… who’s the better looking of these two little tarts? Hayden Panettiere Vanessa Hudgens Share This

Jessica Alba hasn?t showered? I mean worked out in months
2007-09-08 13:07:00
Jessica Alba , winner of the Female Hottie Award, hasn’t worked out or been on a diet for months. At the annual Fashion Rocks concert on Thursday she told the Peep: Alba, 26, looked fit at the annual Fashion Rocks concert in New York Thursday night, but denied doing anything to get her body the way it is. “I haven’t really worked out in two months, but I do like to do yoga. I’m not on a diet. ” The winner of the female hottie award at the Teen Choice Awards does, however, admit to one healthy habit: “I drink a lot of water.” The actress told Instyle magazine this spring that she “had womanly curves at a young age,” which she says dictated her early career. “Usually kid actors are a few years older than the roles they play. I was two or three years younger.” Yeah, we knew you were two or three years younger. That just embellished those fantasies, baby. Jessica Alba is one serious piece of hot ass. There’s a f...
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What the hell is Ashlee Simpson up to lately? Aside from growing a huge pa
2007-09-08 11:01:00
Ashlee Simpson , the Simpson not known for having the sweet body, has suddenly started developing one. The Downity Titty Tracker (DTT) sent off a furious alarm earlier today when these pictures came across our plate. Look at her! Where did she get those? If you’ll recall, a short while ago she was a flat chested sister of a famous chick with a half-baked music career and dating the King of the Emos. Now, she’s a large chested sister of a famous chick with a half-baked music career and dating the King of the Emos!! Awesome. Maybe this is a prelude to her getting colossally fat. That would be hilarious! GO FOR IT ASHLEE!! Share This
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More Vanessa Hudgens pictures from her nude scandal!
2007-09-08 09:51:00
The deities of youth celebrity candid semi-nude pictures continue to shine upon us as we get a few more pics of Vanessa Hudgens likely taken by little Zac. ONTD dishes us the goods. Enjoy! Share This
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Britney Spears plans a comeback at the MTV VMAs; this should be interesting
2007-09-07 13:59:00
MTV has confirmed that Britney Spears will be performing Gimme More as the opening act at the MTV Video Music Awards. From Reuters: MTV said on Thursday that Spears, 25, who has been a frequent tabloid fixture due to a tumultuous divorce and erratic behavior, will be performing her new song “Gimme More” at the awards show in Las Vegas. Spears released “Gimme More,” her first new song in years, on the Web last week. The song is a clubby dance track produced by Danja, a protege of hit-maker Timbaland, and opens with the line “It’s Britney, bitch!” MTV said it was a track from an album due to be released on November 13. Rumors have persisted that Spears, who is trying to resurrect a career that made her the world’s highest profile pop star just a few years ago, would perform at the show. “After weeks of mind-blowing media speculation, MTV confirms today that Britney Spears will be opening the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards,” MTV...
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VIDEO: Beowulf uncensored internet trailer
2007-09-07 12:56:00
Check out the awesome trailer for the upcoming CGI flick Beowulf . If you’re into the fantasy genre then this looks like it might be a decent movie. Of course, even if it blows it still has Angelina Jolie in some CGI nude scenes; I mean shit, what kind of nerd wet dream is that? Enjoy the trailer. It’s decent. Share This
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Vanessa Anne Hudgens nude picture? Oh hells yes.
2007-09-07 09:42:00
What a sweet day to sit down and read some news to comment on and see High School Musical 2’s Vanessa Hudgens splashed naked across the screen. TMZ has confirmed the nude picture is real. Here’s the quite from Hudgens’ rep: “This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public.” Well, we appreciate the honesty. Now click the damn picture above and see the real goods already! Share This
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Paris Hilton wants to have a baby? so who?s in for knocking her up?? EH?!?
2007-09-07 07:54:00
For some unknown and surely retarded reason Paris Hilton has decided that next year, she wants to have a baby. Here’s a quote from Elle UK: “I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.” Very interesting. I also happen to be looking to “mate”. What say you give me a ring and let’s make it happen, baby. Yeeaaahhhhhh. Share This
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VIDEO: Nelly Furtado hates on girls that go commando. Paris, Britney, Lind
2007-09-06 08:32:00
Nelly Furtado launched a head kick at celebs that show off their poontang while out in the view of the public and paparazzi. And on MTV, nonetheless. Great job Nelly. Although you’re setting a good example… you’re kind of spoiling the fun. Share This
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VIDEO: The Office Season 3 Bloopers
2007-09-06 07:32:00
Here’s a sweet 6 minute montage of bloopers from season three of The Office . Enjoy. Share This
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Our sincere apologies, we?re fed up too!
2007-08-31 19:05:00
We at downity.com would like to extend our sincerest of apologies for the issues you’ve been encountering with our site in the last week. The site has been plagued with “500 Server Errors” at random times throughout the day - annoying both our site readers and those that read the site through our Facebook app. So, we’re moving webhosts this weekend. The site might be intermittent for the next couple of days so go out, enjoy the Labor Day weekend, and when you return we should be firing at 110% on a brand new, much (much, much, MUCH) higher quality webhost. Thanks again for your continued readership and to make it up to you we’re going to announce our very first contest once we’re back up to snuff. Nothing like some free swag! ~the management Share This
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VIDEO: Thursday night humor - The Iceman
2007-08-31 11:50:00
Some early Friday morning humor for you. Watch and laugh! From FunnyorDie. Share This
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Cristine Reyes, Luningning and Cherry Ann Kubota pictures from August 2007
2007-08-31 09:28:00
Today as a special treat from our great neighbors across the pond we bring you three Filipino hotties: Cristine Reyes , Cherry Ann Kubota and Luningning. We don’t know jack squat about these women aside from them being attractive. They probably star in TV shows over there or something. As long as they’re better looking than Bai Ling, who cares. Enjoy! There’s lots more after the jump. Cristine Reyes Share This
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Listen to Britney Spears? new single Gimme More right here!
2007-08-31 08:54:00
Britney Spears is back in the house and pretty soon, she’ll be back on your radio, in your iPod and all over your MTV / MuchMusic / etc. Welcome home, Britney! Today Gimme More was leaked to PerezHilton and TMZ, but somehow we managed to get a hold of the song through our network of sources (actually, we downloaded it from Perez but so the fuck what?) and we bring it to you here. Hit it up on the flash player below. What do YOU think? Love it? Hate it? Can’t wait to shake your ass to it after drinking fourteen mojitos and blowing the dude with the Hollister shirt? Let us know in the comments, yo! Share This
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