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Foxy Brown?s pregnant ass is headed to jail
2007-08-23 06:23:00
Today a New York judge saw fit to toss Foxy Brown ’s pregnant self into the slammer because of a probation violation for smoking a woman with her BlackBerry. From Reuters: Judge Melissa Jackson ordered Brown held in jail until her next hearing on September 7, at which time the judge could sentence her to up to a year in prison, said Jack Ryan, a spokesman for the New York City probation department. Brown, 28, whose real name is Inga Marchand, told the court she was three months pregnant. Last October, the hip-hop artist was sentenced to three years probation and anger management classes for assaulting two nail salon stylists over a $20 manicure. Brown had argued self-defense. Congrats there INGA! Now you’ll be able to share all sorts of great stories with your child about how you were too stupid to control your temper and decided to chip a woman’s tooth with your mobile phone. I suppose that this story will take second-seat to the story behind your probation, tho...
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What the hell is Salma Hayek giving birth to?!?!
2007-08-23 06:15:00
Here’s the latest we’ve seen of Salma Hayek and the only thing we can think of is that she’s giving birth to triplets, or at least twins. If it’s even a human baby that’s coming out and not a baby rhinoceros or something! She’s a blimp! A smoking hot blimp, but a blimp nonetheless. Thankfully, her other assets have kept up her midsection’s torrid growth pace and she’s somehow staying proportioned. We’re betting she’ll be looking amazing a few short weeks after she gives birth. To a new Dodge truck. Or whatever it is in there. Share This
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Seth Rogen bitchslapped his teachers in his high school yearbook writeup
2007-08-23 05:15:00
Either Seth Rogen has a time machine, or was a psychic in high school. Sure, he was in Freaks and Geeks back in the day and all that, but it’s almost as if he was prophetic about his future success and stardom. So, he laid the smack down on his teachers and on the useless schooling system in general in his yearbook writeup in his graduation year. In case you’re on an 80286 with a monochrome monitor and you can’t see the above picture, it says: Of the seventeen some off years I’ve been alive, twelve of them have been spent doing schooling. That’s about 71% of my life dedicated to learning a bunch of stuff that I will probably never use. Ever since I started earning more than my own teachers, everything kind of fell into perspective. If you do what you want instead of what other people tell you to do, things will probably work out better, and if they don’t you’ll at least know that you tried. I am accepting of the fact that I may very w...
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Remember that $10 you spent at the movies? Well it tallies up to a $4 bill
2007-08-22 11:53:00
Hollywood is looking at a $4 billion dollar summer, thanks to an expected 600 million tickets being sold. No shit, check it out: “We will certainly surpass $4 billion and probably be around $4.1 billion. I also think we will be at 600 million tickets sold, which we haven’t seen in a few years,” said Paul Dergarabedian, head of ticket sales tracker Media By Numbers. So far, domestic ticket sales stand at around $3.83 billion, up some 10 percent from last year and 5 percent ahead of the pace for 2004’s record summer of $3.95 billion. Admissions are 559 million, up 5 percent from last year, according to Media By Numbers. This is a lesson to the music industry. I can download every new release movie the same day that it shows up in theatres with relative ease - as can anyone else with broadband in North America (just like music). On top of that, I can upload it to an iPod or other portable device and enjoy it (just like music). And on top of THAT, your $10 fo...
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Lindsay Lohan is set to record her third album. Wait? THIRD album?!?
2007-08-22 07:42:00
Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and apparently doing well - which is what she needs. The word is that she’s setting up to drop her third album (which she’s under contract to throw down on Universal). Here’s the dish: “Lindsay loves music,” a friend tells us. “She loves writing songs.” Her track “Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)” grew out of her tormented relationship with dad Michael Lohan. Lindsay is certainly less of a gamble as a singer. “A record by Lindsay Lohan costs almost nothing to make,” says one exec. “She doesn’t need a big band. You just give her some songs and session musicians. And, God knows, she already has name recognition.” The music business traditionally tolerates ? make that glorifies ? its addled artists. Look at the late, great Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Sid Vicious and Kurt Cobain. (Not to draw any grim comparisons, Lindsay.) “Tommy Mottola knows how to h...
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Christina Aguilera?s pregnant breasts are getting huge
2007-08-22 06:05:00
Well maybe her breasts aren’t pregnant, but they sure are showing the signs of XStina being knocked up: they’re getting HUGE. Check out how much cleavage the music star is packing in these pictures… wow. Of course, it’s all being exclusively enjoyed by her husband, who most guys detest out of sheer jealousy and most women look at and wonder what the fuck Christina is smoking. We’re willing to bet either the guy has StyleMystery level game, or he’s hung like a gorilla. Which wouldn’t be all that far out there, considering his appearance. Titties, oh titties. Enjoy. Share This
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Happy 18th Birthday Hayden Panettiere!
2007-08-22 04:53:00
Wherever you are out there, have a fantastic day. We heart you, and we can now publicly express how much so. Here’s Hayden arriving home in Los Angeles just in time for her birthday after heading to NY to guest on Letterman. Jesus she’s gorgeous! Enjoy! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Share This
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Brace yourselves: Ferris Bueller 2 - Another Day Off is being shopped aroun
2007-08-22 04:44:00
So many of us have fond memories of Ferris, Cameron, Sloan, Mr. Peterson and the rest of the crew that comprised Ferris Buell er’s Day Off - arguably one of the greatest 80s movies you can find. Well, it looks like 80s sequel madness is catching up to Ferris as a second installment is scripted and being shopped around Hollywood. From TB: Titled “Ferris Bueller 2: Another Day Off,” the movie places Ferris on the eve of his 40th birthday. The script was written by Rick Rapier, a screenwriter based in Arizona. Rapier provided “Stuck in the ’80s” with an exclusive and complete copy of the 106-page script. Is it good? I thought it was a blast. I read it in a single afternoon and was impressed with the care Rapier took with the original story and characters. The story has the same feel, humor and pace as the 1986 movie, which should please hard-core Ferris fans. The movie fast-forwards Ferris’ life about 20 years. In the years since high school, ...

$29 million more reasons to love Reese Witherspoon
2007-08-22 03:51:00
Reese Witherspoon is now officially Hollywood’s highest paid actress. As a matter of fact, our favorite MILF is absolutely cleaning up with next year’s Our Family Trouble, which is going to pay her $29 million in cold, hard cash. EW writes: Witherspoon is still making comedies; this winter, she’ll team with Vince Vaughn on Four Christmases, a Meet the Fockers-style farce about a couple trying to spend the holidays at each of their divorced parents’ separate homes. But nowadays she’s also steering her career toward genres ? and paychecks ? nobody would have imagined before she snagged that statuette for Walk the Line. Next year, for instance, she’s slated to make her first horror movie, Our Family Trouble, for which she’ll reportedly be paid the staggering salary of $29 million. That’s more than even Roberts has ever earned. But for now she’s focused on the serious stuff. Part Syriana, part A Mighty Heart, Rendition tackles the ...
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VIDEO: Family Guy?s most disturbing moments ever
2007-08-20 21:45:00
All we can say is “hahahahahahahahahaha!!!” Give it a watch. Share This
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Disney?s ?High School Musical 2? smashes cable viewing records
2007-08-20 19:37:00
Disney’s kid-friendly High School Musical 2 - you guessed it, a musical set in high school - made television history on Friday night by smashing a number of TV viewing records: Disney Channel’s highly anticipated “High School Musical 2″ danced its way to history Friday night when 17.24 million viewers tuned in, making the original movie’s debut the most-watched basic cable telecast of all time. It also shattered the previous basic cable record for an entertainment program, surpassing the 12.5 million viewers who saw the 2001 premiere of the TNT Western “Crossfire Trail.” Additionally, “Musical 2″ ranked as the most-watched TV telecast ever in kids 6-11 (6.1 million) as well as the most-watched entertainment telecast ever (and the second-highest-rated overall, behind only the 2004 Super Bowl) among tweens 9-14 (5.9 million). Congrats to Disney. We haven’t seen it, we won’t see it, and we have nothing else to tell you ...
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Amy Winehouse?s mom speaks out on how her daughter is going to end up dead
2007-08-20 17:34:00
Janis Winehouse has decided to talk to the press about how she’s afraid her daughter Amy’s reckless drug use and straight up stupidity is going to get her killed. From ThisisLondon: She has witnessed Amy’s transformation from bright and affectionate little girl to teenage jazz and soul sensation to the deeply troubled star she is today. Amy is 23. Her once shapely figure is now skeletal, her arms are covered in a criss-cross of scars after years of self-harming, while her addiction to drugs is running perilously out of control. Last week she checked into a drugs rehabilitation centre after taking an overdose of substances said to include heroin, cocaine, ketamine and marijuana, only to emerge three days later to go drinking in the pubs near her Camden home. Janis says: “My son Alex and I drove down to the hotel to see her the day after she had the ‘accident’. “I thought I was prepared for what was to come but when we walked into her room, s...
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VIDEO: Harold and Kumar go to Amsterdam Teaser Trailer
2007-08-18 08:25:00
“…it’s going to be exactly like EuroTrip except it’s not going to suck” Enjoy! Share This
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The Paparazzi are looking to get shots of Paris Hilton?s private parts
2007-08-18 07:20:00
This is just too far. If I was a female star and a pap did that to me you can be sure I would have my stiletto shoved in his eye socket before he could even blink. I can’t believe the other paps there didn’t slap the shit out of this guy on sheer principle. It just goes to show you how unprofessional some of these idiots are. Just imagine being surrounded by 20-30 of them documenting your every move. Blame TMZ for the pic! Share This
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Steven Seagal is blaming the FBI for ruining his career
2007-08-18 05:13:00
Steven Seagal , star of awesome nineties action movies like Under Siege, Hard to Kill and Marked for Death, is blaming false allegations by FBI agents on the implosion of his career. From Reuters: The comments in the Times are the first Seagal has made publicly about an investigation begun some five years ago by the FBI into accusations he intimidated a reporter and had ties to organized crime. The Times said Seagal is demanding an apology from the FBI. A spokesman for the actor was not immediately available on Friday. “False FBI accusations fueled thousands of articles saying that I terrorize journalists and associate with the Mafia,” Seagal told the newspaper. “These kinds of inflammatory allegations scare studio heads and independent producers — and kill careers.” The FBI investigation stemmed from Seagal’s ties to former private detective Anthony Pellicano, who once was employed by many Hollywood stars, directors and producers, but is now in f...
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Pussycat Dolls? Nicole Scherzinger about to kick off her solo career
2007-08-18 03:04:00
For the most part, when you think of Pussycat Dolls, you think of Nicole Scherzinger . She’s the face and the talent behind the group’s musical career, and of course she’s one of the best looking of the bunch. Her upcoming solo album is titled Her Name is Nicole and it looks like she’ll be marketing herself under her real name. That last name is going to be rough for quite a few fans, media, etc. so we recommend just going with Nicole. Either that or something that plays off the Pussycat Dolls name like Number One Pussy or Pussy Goin’ Solo . Here’s a few snaps from her recent photoshoot and she’s looking great. No idea if they’ve been touched but we’re guessing y e s. Share This
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REMINDER! Superbad opens tonight!
2007-08-17 23:13:00
Get off of your ass tonight and get out and see Superbad , Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen’s (apparently) hilarious high-school comedy starring Jonah Hill and Michael Cera. It’s got a 90% rating on Rotten Tomatoes so you know it’s good. Otherwise the critics would have slayed it. Superbad is going to clean up at the box office this weekend, and you should be there. We will be! Share This
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The Hills news: Heidi and Spencer record a single, which Ryan Seacrest leak
2007-08-17 18:22:00
Wow, where to start with this one? Hero to all that dislike people that can’t sing, Ryan Seacrest decided to air a leaked copy of Heidi’s first (and hopefully only) single “Body Language” on his radio show on KIIS FM yesterday morning. From US: A source tells Usmagazine.com that the couple do not know where Ryan Seacrest got the song, which he played for listener feedback this morning on his radio show. ?They are furious,” the source says. “They don?t know who [is responsible], but Heidi, Spencer and the label are extremely upset it leaked.” Can someone please tell me when The Hills stars decided to start becoming singers? Surprisingly, the song isn’t anywhere near as bad as anything Paris Hilton released, but it’s short of Hayden Panettiere’s vocal talents. After a couple of listens, we actually couldn’t figure out if Heidi or the music itself was the worst part of the song, not Heidi’s singing. Oh and Spe...
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VIDEO: The Duct Tape Bandit is the new internet famous
2007-08-17 15:24:00
The Duct Tape Bandit - named for the fact that he made a mask out of duct tape as opposed to using a paper bag or a balaclava - is a complete idiot. Watch the video above… it’s almost like the guy is actually Kevin Federline. Look at me, do I look like a duct tape bandit, baby? tee hee! Share This
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The Hills Season Three Episode Two Review - ?Big Girls Don?t Cry?
2007-08-17 08:22:00
“…and now, Spencer had a surprise up his sleeve that none of us saw coming. Even Heidi.” Episode two starts out with Heidi and Captain Douche Spencer recapping the previous night’s showdown between Heidi and Lauren. Heidi still hasn’t figured out what Lauren’s issue is with her, and blames it on Lauren having issues with Spencer. HEY DUMBASS, ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD HAVE ISSUES WITH SPENCER As Audrina primps for her date with Justin, we get a bit of background on the guy. He sounds like a real winner - while they were dating, they went to Las Vegas where he abandoned her. Hey, why wouldn’t she go on a date with the guy, right? Audrina assures Lauren that she’s only going on the date with him and then going out with the girls. By far the funniest part of this is that Lauren’s cat has a hilarious cat-sweater on. It’s pure comedy: The episode just gets better. Spencer decides it would be a good idea to surprise He...
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Hayden Panettiere legal age countdown: T-MINUS FIVE DAYS!
2007-08-17 06:55:00
Our beloved Hayden Panettiere is a mere five days away from turning eighteen, and we’re excited! For her of course, not for her boyfriend Stephen Colletti… since he’s now going to be able to hit it and we’re stuck trying to “Save the Cheerleader” with nothing more than a handful of Jergens or a banana peel. This might be a great time to put a plug in for Canada, where she would have already been legal for three years. That’s right, the age of consent here in the Great White North is FOURTEEN! Not that it’s even remotely moral, but there it is. Here’s the beautiful nearly-legal Hayden out on a shopping trip with Mumsy in LA. FIVE MORE DAYS!! Share This
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CONFIRMED: Jessica Biel is getting nude in ?Powder Blue?!
2007-08-17 05:40:00
Today brings confirmation that Jess ica Biel is now contractually obligated to show off her tits and ass in her upcoming flick Powder Blue ! This is fantastic news, as many of us are itching (it burns!!) to see her in the buff. From NYP: SHE’S been shy about bearing her bod every since her racy Gear magazine spread hit stands in 2000, but Jessica Biel plans to shed her threads in the upcoming movie “Powder Blue,” which co-stars Forest Whitaker. Us Weekly reports that she’ll play a “stripper trying to earn money to raise her terminally ill son,” and audiences will get an eyeful. Biel “signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see - including shots of her breasts and butt,” a source dished to the glossy. Excellent! We all get to wait months for a glimpse at what Justin Timberlake is punishing on a nightly basis. Here’s a bunch of shots of Jessica on the set of Powder Blue. Enjoy! Share This

OH SNAPS! Paris Hilton?s front gate fires a volley at Lindsay ?Rehab x3? L
2007-08-17 04:24:00
Someone (that most likely wasn’t Paris Hilton ) has posted the above hilarious “Lost Dog” flyer on Paris’ front gate, according to JJ: The poster reads (in case you’re completely fucking blind, or viewing this on a mobile phone as just over 1% of our readers do): ?LOST DOG ? HAVE YOU SEEN HER? Age: 3 in dog years Weight: Anorexic Eyed: Dilated Coat: Spotted/Freckled Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her ?doggy bag? ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home! MISSING If you have any information, please call - (310) 555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.? What do you want to bet with ...
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VIDEO: Horton Hears a Who teaser trailer!
2007-08-16 16:28:00
Coming in Spring 2008 we have Jim Carrey and Steve Carell voicing the main characters in Dr. Seuss’ classic tale Horton Hears a Who. In case you had a totally shitty childhood or you were too immersed in Tintin books to read any Dr. Seuss, the story is basically about an elephant that comes into contact with a microscopic community who he begins having conversations with. Of course, everyone around him refuses to believe that they exist, so comedy ensues. Hopefully this doesn’t turn out to be a colossal shitbomb because I’m looking forward to seeing it. Nothing like Dr. Seuss tales come to life. Well, there was that total debacle with The Cat in the Hat but I do recall hearing that at least kids liked it. Share This
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Lindsay Lohan is in Utah, in rehab, getting spray-on tans and working out a
2007-08-16 15:23:00
You know what? Screw writing this story. Here’s a summary: Lindsay is in rehab in Utah . Above is her picture. She got a spray-on tan yesterday. Wake us up when this wench is back on the scene and serving time for all of her stupidity. At least then there’ll be something to cover. Until then! Share This
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Mariah Carey topless picture!
2007-08-16 13:21:00
FOOLED YOU Pervert!!! Share This
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Ten reasons why Paris Hilton is a business genius
2007-08-16 11:09:00
Surprisingly, not authored by us. Other people are starting to notice the shrew’s shrewd ways and are picking up on it. Chas Newkey-Burden even decided to write a book entitled Paris Hilton - Life on the Edge and here’s his reasoning behind calling her a genius: 1. When she met the CEO of the Guess fashion line, she wooed him by recounting an encyclopaedic knowledge of company?s history. He signed her up on the spot. (cf: Simon Ambrose in the penultimate week of The Apprentice.) 2. Parlux Fragrances have described her as ?a marketers? dream? and estimated that by signing up her to endorse a perfume range they tripled the company?s value. 3. She got paid $1million to fly to Austria, wave at a crowd and tell them she loves Austria. “But why do you love Austria?” she was asked. ?Because they pay me $1million to wave at a crowd,? she smiled. You can?t argue with that. 4. She’s lucky. When footage of her having sex leaked onto the internet, propelling h...
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Anna Faris in her underwear and a very pregnant looking Katharine McPhee
2007-08-16 10:09:00
Here’s Anna Faris on the set of her new movie, House Bunny, dressed in her underwear with bubbles floating everywhere. If you look close enough, you’ll even see a hilariously pregnant Katharine McPhee in there as well. It looks like shooting for House Bunny is progressing along so surely we’ll see this sometime next summer once it’s through post-production. Anna Faris , Katharine McPhee, Rumer Willis… I’m predicting this thing does well enough at the box office to cover costs and make a small but tidy profit. It all depends on when they release it and what it’s up against, of course. In other Anna Faris news… well shit, there is none. Is she fully divorced yet? Because she’s looking amazing in these pictures and on last week’s Entourage and I want me some. Dang! Share This
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VIDEO: Alexyss Tylor returns with a warning for gay boys
2007-08-15 19:27:00
Alexyss Tylor - host of cable access show Vagina Power - is back and has a warning for gay guys everywhere. This video, like all the rest she does, is absolute comedy. Try to count how many times you hear the word “dick”, divide it by the amout of times you hear “suck”, and then divide by “gay” + “women”. Good luck! Share This
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Orlando Bloom tops UK Cosmo?s ?most eligible? list with 21% of British wome
2007-08-15 14:57:00
It looks like Orlando Bloom won’t need to worry if his rumored relationship with Naomie Harris doesn’t pan out. The 30 year old Pirates of the Caribbean and Lord of the Rings star was chosen by horny women everywhere as the man they would most like to go on a date with: ORLANDO Bloom has been voted Britain’s most desirable date. The Lord of the Rings star has topped Cosmopolitan magazine’s Eligible Eleven poll, after readers chose him as the man they would most like to be wooed by. The 30-year-old actor’s sex appeal secured him 21 per cent of the vote. Prison Break heartthrob Wentworth Miller, 35, claimed second place after building up a massive female following with his brooding performances in the hit US TV show. Royal brothers Princes Harry, 22, and William, 25, were placed third and fourth respectively. Man, if I had a younger brother and he placed higher than me in anything I’d pound the living daylights out of him. Even though William p...
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