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Britney Spears is fat, drunk, topless, lonely, in a hottub, making out with
2007-08-09 07:27:00
Well folks, we’re not entirely sure it’s possible to get through a day without having at least one to two stories to share with you about our favourite batshit crazy milf, Britney Spears . Today US Weekly went out with Britney on the cover, and the title “My Twisted Night With Brit” - a story where she gets drunk, naked in a hot tub and starts making out with some extra from her music video. Bear in mind, this is months ago now: Onlookers watched in shock as Brit - who divorced KEVIN FEDERLINE days later - stripped at a hotel pool. Brit swigged from a bottle of Jack Daniel?s and downed Mojito cocktails before flashing her breasts and playing a game of truth or dare. American Mike kept his trunks on as straggly-haired Brit - who had a 1999 hit with Crazy - groped him. Mike was an extra on the video shoot and says she later tried to seduce him in her hotel suite - while wearing nothing but a pair of pink pants. He said: ?I went in and found Britney lying on th...
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Rumer Willis is nude and wearing a dunce cap?!
2007-08-09 06:53:00
Rumer Willis is appearing partially nude in her upcoming movie with Anna Faris which I believe is still yet to be named. Here she is dressed in a hilarious weird ass vest, nude and wearing a dunce cap. If only she didn’t have the same facial features, we’d be all over this. Maybe y’all out there are into it, but we’re not too hot on Rumer. Don’t tell anyone though, we don’t want Bruce after us! Share This
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Wednesday?s Random Eurohottie: Swedish bombshell Elin Grindemyr
2007-08-08 19:41:00
This week we’re proud to bring you 24 year old Swedish hottie Elin Grin d emyr, voted the Hottest Woman in Sweden just a couple years back, when she was 22. Here’s a very brief wiki on Elin: Elin Grindemyr (born February 7, 1983, Norrköping) is a model from Sweden. Her first appearance was in the Swedish men’s magazine Slitz in the September 2003 issue as a contender for “Annual Sexiest Girlfriend.” Despite the fact that she did not win this contest, she has appeared in Slitz several times thereafter. In May 2005, Elin was voted as the sexiest woman in Sweden by the readers of the Swedish magazine Slitz. While there is interest in Grindemyr from her fan base, Grindemyr had previously contacted the webmasters of some of her fan sites, asking them to remove her pictures. The reason given apparently stems from privacy issues. That’s about all we know. She’s amazingly hot, Swedish, has a near-perfect body and I want me some. Time to book a flig...
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Lauryn Hill decides clown look is in; disses Fugees for new life as Lil? Mi
2007-08-08 07:14:00
UPDATE: PICTURES REMOVED, SORRY KIDS. HEAD TO SOCIALITE LIFE FOR THE PICS! Your guess is as good as ours as to why Lauryn Hill has decided to start appearing onstage as a clown, but here are the pics to prove it. Lauryn is, as always, doing the music thang and recently denied claims that The Fugees were going to reunite. Now, we can see why. It would appear that Lauryn is too busy impersonating some sort of singing, rapping Miss Ronalda McDonald to have time to show some love to Wyclef and Pras. Hot stuff Lauryn! CLOWNZ LOL blame ASL for this one Share This
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Chris Rock is not the father, and he?s about to kick some legal ass
2007-08-08 06:19:00
There are hundreds… nay, I dare say MILLIONS of men out there that have had their lives completely ruined by their inability to ensure the woman they’re banging doesn’t end up having their child. Wait, no… that’s not right; millions of men have had their lives ruined because of children being born that they AREN’T EVEN RESPONSIBLE FOR. Damn gold digger broads! At long last the DNA test came about and allowed us men to prove, once and for all, that little (insert lame kid name here) isn’t ours. And for Chris Rock , it’s saved him a bazillion dollars in child support and now he’s throwing the book at the digger that tried to pin the kid on him and taking her ass to court: Chris Rock is not the father of Kali Bowyer’s 13-year-old son. In a statement, Rock and his wife, Malaak Compton-Rock, said, “After multiple lies, including that Chris refused to establish paternity and after finding out [Bowyer] has an extensive cri...
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Hayden Panettiere legal age countdown: 14 days to go!
2007-08-08 04:57:00
Whether or not you care, Hayden Panettiere is only two weeks away from hitting that coveted 18-year-old mark and allowing us all to finally feel morally upstanding while fantasizing about her. For no better reason than just to see her with a big ass smile, here’s some pictures of her getting a latte or some shit. Damn… only two more weeks. You’ve gotta bet that Colletti dude she’s dating is salivating just counting down the days. I wonder if she’s making him wait? Would you wait? I’d wait. Deferment of pleasure… Share This
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2007 MTV Video Music Awards nominees, performers, host announced?
2007-08-08 03:57:00
MTV has released the nominees and performers for the 2007 Video Music Awards , live on Sunday, September 9th, to be hosted by Timbaland, and here they are! Scheduled to perform are: Lily Allen, Chris Brown, Fall Out Boy (maybe they’ll mass suicide on stage and put us out of their misery), Foo Fighters, Rihanna (ella, ella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, SOMEONE CHANGE THE FUCKING STATION ALREADY), Timbaland, Kanye West and Amy Winehouse. And just for the fun of it, here are a couple of categories and nominees: Best Group Fall Out Boy (great, somehow emo is STILL popular Gym Class Heroes (who?) Linkin Park (booooring, this category sure sucks) Maroon 5 (sigh) The White Stripes Wow, a real piece of shit that category is. Let’s see what else they have on offer… Male Artist of the Year Akon (Excellent. He should win just for tossing that kid off his stage) Robin Thicke (yep… the son of MISTUH SEAVUH on Growing Pains T.I. Justin Timberlake (nominated for 7 VMAs) Kanye...
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Britney Spears crashes her car, blows off Allure
2007-08-07 22:57:00
Britney Spears managed to crash her Mercedes into a parked car yesterday, and here’s a video of it for your enjoyment. Of course she immediately checks to see the damage on her car and completely ignores the one that she ran into. She doesn’t even leave a note, which is hilarious because you know the paparazzi are climbing all over each other at the chance to sell the info of the car’s owner or let the owner know they have proof it was Britney that hit their ride. In other Britney news (I think we need to hire someone just to cover her) Britney blew off Allure magazine - which she was supposed to be on the cover of, in September - for no apparent reason. She skipped four appointments with the magazine, which in our experience tends to sour your chances for a cover: According to ET Online, in her opening letter Allure Editor in Chief Linda says, “I thought we could present the profile as her comeback. Britney showed up for Allure’s cover shoot on time...
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Celebrity Blogs: Roseanne trashes Barbara Walters; Courtney Love is insane
2007-08-07 09:38:00
It’s always fun to read celebrities’ blogs, even if they don’t write the things themselves. However, here are a couple of great posts by Roseanne and Courtney Love that are definitely worth a few laughs! First, Roseanne, the uncontested queen of loose-meat sandwiches takes a complete shit on Barbara Walters . Why? Well because Roseanne is pissed at not getting that open spot on The View: Barbara Walters is well over one hundred years old now. She is all head, like joan rivers. I am only at the pee in your pants stage of old ladyism, but look forward to having a huge head in the future. I have seven pigs on my farm and want to eat them! They hide in the grass and hump each other when they think I am not looking…I am getting a shotgun tomorrow, not for the piggies, but just to have, though I wonder if my past mental illnesses will make getting a gun tougher? I will shoot anyone who comes on my land, since I just put up gates that say “no trespassingR...
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Britney Spears is under new management
2007-08-07 08:31:00
Britney Spears is still doing this on-again-off-again “career” business and has decided to sign an A-Level agent to represent her: Jeff Kwatinez. You may know Jeff from recent successes as “being fired by Kelly Clarkson” and “I made Leo DiCaprio richer than 30% of countries on Earth!”. TMZ reports: Britz has hired uber-manager Jeff Kwatinez to help resurrect her dying career. Nurse! Code Blue! We’re told Kwatinetz, CEO of The Firm, one of Hollywood’s most powerful agencies, is eager to get his hands on a charity case — and Britney’s a case, for sure. If he can pull off an image revamp for the trashtastic poptart, he’ll be considered a hero in Hollywood … and considered for sainthood by the Vatican! Good luck to him. Bring your own Taser! Well he’s certainly up for a challenge taking on Britney Spears’ career “revitalization”. If she can get her head out of her ass for long enough to se...
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Rachel Stevens still amazing - pictures from FHM UK edition
2007-08-07 07:38:00
Our beloved S Club 7 alumnus Rachel Stevens is the cover and pictoral in FHM UK this month, and here are the pictures to prove it. I wish there was some sort of awesome news to report about dear Rachel, but ever since her appearance in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo we’ve had nothing to write about her. So, we’ll just show you these pictures and ask you to sit tight until S Club does a reunion tour. It’ll be a nice surprise to see how large Jo’s boobs have grown, as well. From what I recall of their TV show, they were gaining size on a per-episode basis. How magical! Share This
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The Monday MILF: This week featuring MADONNA!
2007-08-07 06:55:00
Laugh about it, cry about it, run in fright… this week our Monday MILF is none other than the Queen of Pop, Madonna ! Madonna is making news this week as her adoption of a child from Malawi is having some serious issues: Madonna?s adoption of a child from the impoverished nation of Malawi hit a snag after the court-appointed official assigned to the case was denied permission to travel to Britain. One of Malawi?s leading weekly newspapers reported on Sunday that Minister of Women and Child Development Kate Kainja had barred Penstone Kilembe from making his planned trip to assess the suitability of Madonna and her husband, film director Guy Ritchie, as the boy?s adoptive parents. The minister was not immediately available for comment, but Kilembe confirmed the minister had stopped him making the trip. Bummer, dude! I guess it’s got to suck having the knowledge that you’re moving on up to rich-white-American-folk life and then blam, the government slaps some sense i...
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Geri Halliwell bikini pictures in St. Tropez, Melanie Brown bikini pictures
2007-08-07 06:17:00
It’s great to see that the Spice Girls are out rocking the bikinis in advance of their upcoming tour. I mean what better way to celebrate getting the all-girl-party back together than showing off your hot mid-30s bod? Especially when you’ve just churned out a youngin’ as Mel B (below) did… Here’s “Ginger” Spice Geri Halliwell looking au-naturel in St. Tropez a couple days ago, rocking the bikini and a set of abs you could grate cheese on. Seriously, she was challenging all comers to try to hit her in the stomach and not break their hand. And here’s “Scary” Spice Melanie Brown enjoying some much needed R&R in Miami after Eddie Murphy finally admitted that baby Angel Iris Murphy Brown (seriously, that’s her name) was actually fathered by his meatrod… Ahh… the Spice Girls are back. Now to see how much shit they can cause before they fade away… again. Share This
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Anna Faris looks delicious as a Playboy Bunny
2007-08-07 05:46:00
Thirty-year-old Anna Faris (Scary Movie, My Super Ex-Girlfriend) looks absolutely fantastic playing the part of a Playboy Bunny that has been recently canned and takes the job of house mother at a very nerdy sorority house. The as-yet-untitled flick sounds like it’s coming from the typical Anna Faris smart-ass-youth-comedy genre, but with this as the synopsis… A ...
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Pornstar Sunday - this week featuring Crissy Moran
2007-08-07 04:46:00
Fresh off a redesign and pumped to continue to bring you the finest in… well, whatever the hell we feel like, downity.com’s making up for missing Pornstar Sunday with this week’s feature: Crissy Moran . For those of you out there that don’t know the names of the girls you’re regularly watching in those late-night ...
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We have survived our (slight) redesign!
2007-08-07 02:19:00
Downity.com has undergone a slight design upgrade that you may or may not even notice. If you fail to notice it, however, you shouldn’t be driving and should likely have your eyes checked. The only thing that our redesign means for YOU is: BIGGER TITTIES! That’s right, all of our pictures will be larger ...
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Prison Break?s Lane Garrison has had his prison sentence delayed for 90 day
2007-08-04 04:25:00
Prison Break star and royal fucking idiot Lane Garrison has somehow managed to get his DUI sentencing delayed for 90 days while he has an evaluation in jail to determine whether or not he can be put on probation rather than serve extended time for DUI and vehicular manslaughter. You may recall that last ...
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Scary Spice Melanie Brown is turning up the heat on Eddie Murphy
2007-08-04 02:03:00
Folks, us here at downity.com have tried to figure out what side we’re on in this silly situation. Eddie Murphy is the DNA-test-confirmed baby daddy to Mel B’s baby, yet he seems to want to deny this and move on with life like he isn’t attracting the vilification of people everywhere who hate the ...
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Nicole Richie: ?Drugs may have made me skinny?
2007-08-04 00:50:00
Nicole Richie stakes her claim as queen of the dunce by stating that her weight loss “possibly could have been” drug related. Well congratufuckinglations on having a huge light bulb come on, Nicole! What did you think it was that was causing you to not eat? Thinking back, there was about a ...
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