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For the love of moose, or is it meese?
2008-04-16 08:26:00
Tired of going to bars and clubs, hooking up with a random moose and finding out your were just a one night stand? It is hard to find the right moose, someone who doesn't have tiny antlers. Finally there is a website devoted to finding the right moose in your life. Adult Moose Finder will track down and match you up with a sexy moose from your neck of the woods without having to hoof it all around town. You can thank me later.
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The Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape
2008-04-15 06:46:00
Long dead celebrities are getting into the latest vogue of releasing a sex tape. A 15-minute film of Marilyn Monroe giving an unidentified man a blowjob will be kept from public view by a New York businessman who has bought it for $1.5 million. The sale of the silent, black-and-white film from the son of a dead FBI informant who possessed it was arranged recently by memorabilia broker Keya Morgan.?The gentleman who bought it said out respect for Marilyn he's not going to make a joke of it and put it on the Internet and try to exploit her," said Morgan.Monroe is clothed and the man's head remains out of the frame for the entire 15 minutes of the film, said Morgan, who watched it. The late informant's son had the original tape while the copy remains classified in FBI files. The story gets stranger with the FBI connection: Monroe was rumoured to have had an affair with U.S. President John F. Kennedy, and then FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, a Kennedy rival, went to great lengths ...

Stripper toasts herself
2008-04-14 08:00:00
Last week a stripper doing an illegal fire show at a club in Shreveport Louisiana managed to catch herself on fire.Paramedics were called to the Déjà Vu Hustler Club at about 4:30 a.m. on Friday. They took the 31-year-old dancer to the hospital; she was treated for second-degree burns on her face and neck, and released. The club did not have a permit for indoor pyrotechnics, and investigators said it probably would not be allowed one if it applied. Yeah, doing a fire show at 4am is probably not the best time for that, you might be a little drowsy. Clubs have these things go on all the time, usually without permits or any real regard for safety. Practically none of the dancers are actually certified to be playing with fire and with all the booze, drunkeness and hairspray around something bad is eventually gonna happen.
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Got Pole?
2008-04-12 19:07:00
Pole dancing has been mainstream for while now. High end hotel suites in Las Vegas offer rooms with more than a view, stripper pole included. Fitness studios featuring pole dancing classes for soccer moms have sprouted up everywhere in suburbia and now you can even get a stripper pole installed in your brand new home right from the start. In Tennessee, a company called Apex Home Builders are responding to what they say is a demand from buyers to have the ?fitness? (aka stripper) pole installation included in the purchase of their new digs. All poles are of the highest quality and will hold a variety of weight and sizes. Customers have the option of choosing the portable party pole or the permanently installed model.For those not in the market for a new home or are just simply apartment dwellers there is the inexpensive choice of buying your own portable pole set. Peekaboo Poles operating out of the UK offers up a few different pole sets that feature chrome-plated, extendable dance p...
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Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Variety Map Pack Reviewed
2008-04-06 06:53:00
As a casual gamer I have the luxury of sticking with only a few great games on my playlist over the course of maybe several months. I don?t go out and buy every piece of shit game that gets released just so I can try it or gain achievement points. I know what I like and I?ll wait for what I want. Hence you?ll only hear me ever talk about a few select gaming experiences. One of my faves over the last few months while I wait patiently for the long delayed new Grand Theft Auto has been Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Voted game of the year for last year by many others besides myself, I?d say it has taken up most of the time in my Xbox 360.COD4 had a fantastic single player campaign but to be honest it was probably just a tad short. Not to worry though, the multiplayer aspect of the game continues to fulfill your insatiable need for slaughter. The replayability of almost any game nowadays I think comes from the quality of its multiplayer modes and experience online. COD4 excels at this,...
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Vegan strip club going tits up?
2008-04-02 06:41:00
You may recall my post last month about the Vegan strip club that some hippie opened up in Portland? Apparently it is already up for sale only a month and a half after opening night. According to the club owner, Johnny Diablo, it was his plan to open the club, get it running well and then sell it. Funny he didn?t mention that when he was doing all sorts of press last month. Perhaps the customer just aren?t showing up, can?t imagine why. Personally I like a little steak with my pie.
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What would Jesus tip?
2008-03-31 07:02:00
Call off the hounds, missing Pastor Craig Rhodenizer from St. John's Lutheran Church in Lyndonville NY has been found. The Pastor's wife contacted authorities last Wednesday after he never returned home from a trip to a store. The Lewiston NY resident was found early this morning at a strip club called the KC Lounge.According to police reports, a dancer at the club states Rhodenizer used obsessive profanity and offered to pay her to go back to a hotel room with him. Police also found a bottle of rum in the back seat of his car and an empty gallon of gin in the trunk. "It's kind of shocking especially for a pastor of church to be found in a strip club," said Lyndonville resident Charles Ward. "Being raised on going to church, and following a lot of the beliefs, personally he shouldn't be a pastor anymore." The Pastor's wife Susan earlier in the day and she believes stress could have played a role.THE MONEY QUOTE: "It really seems to have been an episode of mental illness," said...
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Texas Pole Tax Shot Down
2008-03-30 06:01:00
Well halle-fucking-lujah at least one judge in Texas has some common sense. The controversial “pole tax� that was recently implemented state wide where politicians decided they could charge people a $5 entry fee to strip clubs has been ruled unconstitutional. State district judge Scott Jenkins ruled this past week that Texas may not collect the fee that went into effect in January. The judge wrote his opinion that the fee, “while furthering laudable goals, violates the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and is therefore invalid.�The Texas state legislature created the fee last year to pay for sexual assault prevention programs and health insurance for low-income Texans. The Texas Entertainment Association Inc. — a group of adult cabarets — and Karpod Inc., the owner of an Amarillo club, sued the state over the fee. It’s unclear though whether strip clubs will immediately stop collecting the fee, but as rights they fucking well shouldn’t. The state coul...
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Bus drivers are cunts
2008-03-29 01:39:00
It isn?t often I take a bus. Today just happened to be one of those days where I found myself having to take one. I was at work, I got let go early, Mrs. Wadd was there but she was staying so she kept the car for the day. I don?t mind taking a bus once in awhile as it is just extra time to catch up on some podcasts or listen to music. I can never do that at home.The bus terminal is about a block away from the office, the bus I needed to take leaves the terminal at 12:30. I looked at my watch as I left work, 12:28...shit looks like I?ll miss it. I hoof it up the block casually thinking I?ll have to wait for the next one which is a half hour later and low and behold as I turn the corner near the bus station I see my bus pull out of the terminal and stop at the traffic light. Fuck this is my lucky day, off early AND I?ll catch the bus after all.I run up to the bus, which isn?t at an actual bus stop but stopped none the less and tap on the door. The female bus driver with a bad haircut ...
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Do we all sound alike?
2008-03-27 11:57:00
After watching this video i suppose i understand now why everyone always thinks all strip club DJ's sound the same. This dude sounds like everybody i ever worked with. While i defintely have a radio voice i would hope i didn't sound like this "yukster".
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Kill 20 minutes looking at half-naked chicks
2008-03-26 18:24:00
Jon Dyer sent me a link for a nice little time waster of a website called Knicker Picker. There you can play virtual dressing room with a model of your choice. Dress her up in a corset, thong and thigh highs. Spin her around and stare at her ass. Great for killing productivity while at work, just don't start playing with dolls eh?
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How NOT to scam free fast food
2008-03-25 05:51:00
A recent story in the news about a man stealing tacos reminded me of the kind of fast food scams we used to run when I was a teenager, though we weren?t stupid enough to make a video about it:A man who pretended to be a CEO complaining about his fast-food order in a taco scam was sentenced to 30 days in jail after authorities saw the prank in an online video.Rialto police said it was an easy case to crack because the video, called ?How to Scam Del Taco? and posted on YouTube.com, shows Robert Echeverria, 32, calling the restaurant about 50 miles east of Los Angeles on Feb. 19.In a friendly tone he claims to be a CEO named ?Robert Kennedy? who has already spoken to the store?s manager and corporate office about some unwanted sour cream and the lack of a receipt in a previous order.?I love your guys? tacos,? he said.One of his two 18-year-old co-stars is later shown walking into the restaurant and claiming the food. The video ends with the three men feasting and laughing.When I was a ...
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Ain't that a kick in the head
2008-03-24 05:01:00
A New York businessman claims in a lawsuit that he was injured when a stripper giving him a lap dance swivelled around and smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe.Stephen Chang, a securities trader, said in court papers filed last week that he was at the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden and was getting a paid lap dance when the accident occurred early Nov. 2, 2007.According to the lawsuit, as the dancer swung around, the heel of her shoe hit him in the eye, causing him "serious injuries."A man who identified himself as the manager of the Hot Lap Dance Club said he was unaware of the accident or the state Supreme Court lawsuit.The club's lawyer did not immediately return a call.On its website, the club describes itself as the "Playboy Mansion of Manhattan party lofts."The site says admission is $50 plus a one-time club membership fee of $10 for newcomers. Lap dances cost around $40, plus admission, according to the website.I’ve seen stuff like this happen al...
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How to pack like a stripper
2008-03-20 07:44:00
A very little known fact is strippers are great packers, learn secret packing tips from the pros of the pole.
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RIP Wold's oldest horndog
2008-03-19 15:31:00
With all this talk of my high cholesterol the thought of dying early crossed my mind once or twice. If I do exit early I?d definitely wanna go out like the dude who had a stripper dance at his funeral.A Taiwanese man paid his last respects to his 103-year-old father at his funeral by hiring an exotic dancer to perform in front of his tomb.The man explained that he had made a promise to his father that if he lived to 100 he would hire a stripper for his funeral.The deceased, Cai Jinlai who died aged 103, was a frequent visitor at the local strip clubs. God bless him, if I do live to be that old I hope I?m still horny enough to look at naked broads.

Strip Club DJ truth serum
2008-03-18 05:37:00
This funny video reminded me that i often thought what it would be like to tell the truth over the mic, just for one day. "Gentleman, put your hands together for the biggest fucking crackhead bitch ever to wear a cheap pair of stolen stilettos....Mercedes!"Oh that would have been fun.
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I like my breasts medium rare
2008-03-17 05:24:00
If you ever find yourself at ?The Strip Club? in St. Paul, Minnesota you may be wondering where all the naked chicks are at. This strip club doesn?t feature any grade A hotties but rather grade AAA steaks.Adding a little confusion to what is likely a slow witted community in St. Paul already, restaurant co owner Tim Niver says they chose the name for the steakhouse because they thought it was funny and memorable.Niver says one day two guys walked in with dollar bills in their hands and asked, "Where's the other room?" So far, only one neighbour has raised concerns about the name's appropriateness, citing concerns about the area's troubles with prostitution. There is always one crotchety asshole without a sense of humour.
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Well this was unexpected
2008-03-14 05:15:00
So recently I changed doctors and that required a complete physical and blood tests. A few days after the blood work was done I got a call from the doctor?s office requiring me to come in for a follow up. They usually don?t call you in unless something actually turned up on the tests, so I knew something was up. Have my wicked ways finally caught up with me? Did they find traces of all the drugs, booze and whores I?ve ingested over the years? Did they want photographs of my giant cock for scientific purposes?It turns out it was something even I didn?t predict and much less sexy, high cholesterol. Like freakishly high. Like off the charts high. Now I?m almost 33, and while I admit, I?m not Mr. Clean, I sure as hell aren?t overweight and sloth like. In fact I?ve been pretty slim my whole life, perhaps the last few years a put on weight but by no means am I a fat bastard. I thought I ate reasonably healthy compared to most out there. OK maybe some fast food once or twice a week, and I ...

Red Ring X2
2008-03-12 19:02:00
You may recall the story of my Xbox 360 showing the red ring of death last week. For you non gamers out there it basically means the my 360 has died. Microsoft has acknowledged there was an initial problem with the 360 and extended the warranty from 1 year to 3.I've heard many horror stories of other people getting the red ring of death, sending in their Xbox for repair and not seeing it come back for a month or two. Even after repair, many people have complained of constant problems, issues or another red ring signalling the demise of their system.I expected not see my Xbox for awhile after packing it up and sending it to the repair center in the postage paid box (coffin) i received from Microsoft. It was sent out last Thursday so imagine my surprise when i received my "repaired" Xbox back today by courier. Fuck that was fast, great let's play some Call of Duty.I got a nice letter from Microsoft that told me they didn't bother to repair my Xbox, but rather swap it out for a...
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Which banner is best?
2008-03-12 06:27:00
Help me decide which banner is the best for this site. Click on the pics, and leave a comment and tell me which one you like the most.1.Purple2.DJ3.VIP4.Stage ??
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Strip club manager predicts Sopranos flick
2008-03-11 05:01:00
There may be a Sopranos film in the works very soon if a New Jersey strip club manager is to be believed. Nick D'Urso manages Satin Dolls, better known as ?The Bada Bing? to fans of the ended HBO series The Sopranos, the strip club where much mafia business & pleasure happened on the show.D'Urso said renovations at "The Bing" were put on hold after the club received a call about plans for a feature film about New Jersey's favorite crime family. Unwilling to break his vow of omerta, D'Urso refused to say who contacted him, but he insists it's legit."I got an inside tip that they're going to do a movie, so I don't want to make any major changes," D'Urso said. "I'm not going to reveal my sources, but we got a call from somebody [working] on the script." HBO had no comment.Last year Satin Dolls auctioned off some of the bar stools and stripper poles from the club on Ebay which brought a lot of attention and business to the club. This may just be another publicity stunt but ...
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Snow, and more snow
2008-03-10 00:52:00
Yea this is my street after a weekend blizzard made its way through the area. I had three shovelling sessions of about an hour and a half each throughout Friday & Saturday. Welcome to spring break in Canada. Actually it was kind of weird snow storm, it rained, snowed, hailed and even featured thunder & lightning. The corner on our street is notoriously bad and we watched people get their cars stuck over and over trying to navigate it.I could think of a few beaches I?d love to be on right about now. Especially one in Nicaragua. In that country there is a little rum soaked Caribbean seaside town called Bluefields, where the people who live there deal with a different kind of snow, Cocaine.The people here don?t work very much, Every week, sometimes every day, 35kg sacks of cocaine drift in from the sea. The economy of this entire town of 50,000 depends on coke. Bluefields is a creation of the gods of geography.Located halfway between the cocaine labs of Colombia and the ...
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Yea keep winning their hearts & minds...
2008-03-08 06:47:00
This video is surely the least shocking scene that a warzone can produce but it makes you wonder though, who the fuck is in charge over there that not only allows these types of acts to go on, but how they get videotaped and leaked. I shudder to think about the things we've never been witness to.
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Lily Allen gets conned by stripper
2008-03-07 07:34:00
It came out last week or so that British pop singer Lily Allen has been apparently scammed by a stripper. I meant to post about this story earlier but it has taken me a long time to actually find a picture of her to use that didn?t look like she got hit with an ugly stick. Mission failed but here is what happened anyways:Allen has been left $7,000 out of pocket after a stripper stole her account details for a local taxi company and used the service on the singer's expense.Allen didn?t realize the fraud was taking place until after she was sent the huge bill via the mail.The Money Quote:"One of my biggest luxuries in life is taking cabs.?She went on to say ?Then I found out a stripper had stolen my details and run up a £3,500 bill. She was using my taxi firm to drop her off for work at her strip club every night - and charging me."I?d love to know how the stripper parlayed this little scam on her but what I found more fascinating about the story is how even rich and famous FUGLIES c...
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My entire house has Red Ringed
2008-03-06 06:23:00
It has been a very trying week here at the Johnny Wadd Estates, a lot of things have been breaking. First the washing machine broke, then the kitchen sink developed a nice leak. Then the car battery died, some siding blew off the house during another winter storm and last but certainly not least my Xbox 360 finally croaked and famously showed the red ring of death. As any of the millions of already enraged Xbox owners will tell you, this means at least a month, or likely more of waiting for it to be repaired by Microsoft and sent back. That fucking sucks. We have a Nintendo Wii, but I’m not gay enough to play it.All this has got me down a bit. Thankfully I came across a new website to cheer me up, Hand Job Advice.com. Pretty self explanatory name. Some cute chick named Sandra dispensing advice via self made videos on how to give great hand jobs. What I nice public service, I truly love and respect people who are willing to give back to society in a positive way.Girls, watch these ...
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Gay Strippers & Dumb French Broads
2008-03-05 06:25:00
Normally I?d wait to do a post about American Idol once they?ve narrowed down the field a little and kicked off the usual bunch of craptastic posers but the first ?scandalous? news item has surfaced about a contestant early this year. Unfortunately the story wasn?t about any slutty pictures of any of the hot female contestants popping up on the internet (remember these?) but rather exposes a male participants former career choice as a male stripper.Contestant David Hernandez worked as a stripper previously to auditioning for American Idol at Dick's Cabaret (no seriously, that?s the name of the place) in Phoenix, Arizona. He appeared fully naked and performed lap dances for the club's "mostly male" clientele according to the club manager Gordy Bryan. Wow, a gay stripper on American Idol, hard to believe eh? Hernandez of course failed to mention any of this to Idol producers however they don?t have any plans of kicking him off the show. If anything what they should do is kick off th...
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Classic NES based web games
2008-03-03 13:29:00
Long before I ever discovered vaginas there was the Nintendo entertainment system. Back in the mid to late 80?s when I was just a young punk the NES was a great time waster and probably contributed to my low income earning status as an adult these days. But I fondly remember passing the days by playing all sorts of great time wasting, sometimes frustrating but also fantastic classic games.There sure were a lot of fucking games for that system, some great and some complete rip offs but almost anyone who grew up playing the NES has their faves that maybe they haven?t played in awhile. If you have the current generation Nintendo system, the Wii, you can download a lot of the older games for a price via their virtual console online store. If you are tech savy you can download old NES games via emulators for your computer as well. But if you are like me, cheap and lazy and you?d still like to re-live some of your fondest childhood gaming memories you can now play many of them online for ...
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Let your voice be heard
2008-03-01 08:18:00
BTN is my own soapbox, one of thousands in the blogosphere. Sometimes I?ll provide my own personal thoughts or stories, relay news on various topics or just post pictures of hot broads for the hell of it. It is of course your window into my world, however much of it I allow you to see. I do like getting comments on whatever I post, I always welcome other opinions even if they are opposite of mine. And who doesn?t like a little ass kissing too?I?ve received many emails and comments over the years and now I?m giving you all another opportunity to voice your various opinions and thoughts in a new way, via voicemail.The BTN Hotline has been created just for that. Got something on your mind? Wanna comment on a particular post or podcast episode? Have a rant? Wanna tell me how much I suck? Got suggestions for the site or podcast? Want to leave dirty messages? You can call the hotline at (716) 402-1779 and leave a message about whatever is on your mind. I?ll post em here on the blog or us...
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5th Annual Exotic Dancers for Cancer
2008-02-29 06:31:00
Sooner or later almost everyone?s lives are touched by Cancer in someway. While it may be a family member, loved one, friend or co worker, rich or poor Cancer has never discriminated on who it affects. For the past few years a group of exotic dancers from western Canada have come together and held a charity event to raise money and awareness for the fight against cancer. The annual event billed as ?Exotic Dancers for Cancer? is held in memory of Jocelyn a former dancer who died from the disease and features live shows, entertainment and a silent auction. Many volunteers have come together to make this event successful and it raised thousands of dollars towards various cancer charities. The 5th Annual Exotic Dancers for Cancer is set for this year again, this time it will feature two events at two different venues. The first is Friday, April 4, 2008 8pm -2am at the Penthouse Night Club in Vancouver BC. The second will be Sunday, April 6, 2008, Noon to 1am at the Red Lion, in Victoria...

Diablo Cody Naked, well sort of....
2008-02-28 16:35:00
OK so the fuss about former stripper turned Oscar winning screenwriter Diablo Cody is dying down and it is now time for the predictable nude shots of her to show up on the internet. Thing is though, these have been out for a long time already, posted by Ms. Cody herself on her own blog. Not much to look at, I think my uncle has bigger tits. No wonder she turned to writing, you won?t make much cash stripping with a small rack like that.
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