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What happened to Jenna?
2007-09-18 18:48:00
Yo, what the hell happened to Jenna Jameson? She USED to be one of the hottest porn stars around. Sure she's get'n up there in years, but as you can tell by looking at this recent pic, she looks like she's been nursing a serious meth addiction.
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Design BTN's new banner!
2007-09-17 04:22:00
I was thinking that I?d like to have a new banner designed for this site. Then it dawned on me, I?m no fucking artist and I can?t use Photoshop to save my life. So then I thought, well I could pay someone to design me a new banner, but I realized i spend all my money on booze, drugs and prostitutes. So I think I?ll just throw the offer out there, for anyone who might have some skills and a little time on their hands that would like to design a new banner for this site, please email me. The banner should be smaller than the one I have now, say 755W x 300H. If I get enough quality entries, perhaps I?ll hold a public vote and even offer up some free swag which I have leftover from Microsoft?s X07 event. If not well at least you have the satisfaction of having your handiwork grace such a classy blog.
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Hanging up the G-String
2007-09-14 12:41:00
Eventually there comes a time when after a successful (or unsuccessful) stint as an exotic dancer, every stripper decides to hang up the G-string and quit the biz. Some find sugar daddies or boyfriends willing to help them out or support them, others have finally paid for their college through lap dances and others just are sick of the industry and want to return to the normal world. A recent email I received underscores a dilemma with a dancer leaving the industry for a ?straight? job:Dear Johnny,I have been a stripper for about 5 years and now I want to leave the business and look for a better real job. How can I explain my dancing on a resume? Should I not list it at all? If so, how do I explain a five year blank space on my resume?--JaneJane, you bring up a very good question and difficulty many people in the strip club industry face, not just for the dancers but certainly with them the problem is more acute. What I mean by that is, ?Strip Club DJ? doesn?t look all that good on ...
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Enjoying The Skin I?m In
2007-09-12 06:52:00
Hello darlings,As I write this I am feeling very horny. I am also thinking about Sully Erna, the lead singer of Godsmack. I was just scoping out his Myspace and there is a pic of him holding out his hands and I just want to place my soft titties in his hands, *sigh*. Believe it or not, there is a point to my hormone crazed rambling.This week I feel like touching on the stigma of dancing for a moment. I started thinking about this after I talked to an old friend who was going to go visit some of our old grammar school teachers. When I asked if I could join them, she got quiet. Probing a little more, it appears that I had become the "bad former student" because I didn't go to college and get married, instead I'm (gasp) a stripper. When I ran into the particular teachers at a coffee shop about a year ago, we talked for a while, and caught up on things. Needless to say we skirted around the subject of dancing. Later, I found out they told my friend that "I looked good" as if they were...
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College cuties take to the pole
2007-09-12 00:09:00
A new trend in college dorm rooms, fraternities and campuses around the country is the appearance and installation of stripper poles. With stripper and general porn culture going mainstream these days, poles are popping up everywhere from celebrity?s homes to health clubs to basements of the suburban mom looking for a way to keep in shape. But the most important campus development since the keg, the stripper pole shines like a luminous totem festooning the halls of the hallowed academy. It's erected for a single, glorious purpose: to get drunken chicks to do slutty stuff.As students convene on college campuses, many will be partying on and around sturdy items such as the portable Lil' Mynx dance poles, manufactured with love in Fresno, California are easy to install and easy to take down when parents and alumni show up. Retailing for $259 to $600, poles are available in school colors, as well as in tasteful pink and hard-core stainless steel. It should be noted however that not lo...
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MTV VMA's - What a mess
2007-09-10 17:25:00
There was a time, years ago when MTV was an important part of our culture, when they played videos instead of shitty reality shows featuring spoiled rich kids gossiping about and backstabbing each other. But last night?s MTV Music Video Awards truly has shown how irrelevant the network has become. After years of declining ratings, they changed up the format of the show trying to create?well I don?t know what they were trying to do, because it was absolutely unfucking watchable.Opting to spread the action of the show out, without a host, MTV held the show at the Palms Casino & Hotel resort in Vegas with one main stage and would cut to various intimate performances throughout different suites in the hotel. Most of the time these performances would be cut off by commercials and featured the same artists 2 or 3 times over and over. The show?s much hyped opening act on main stage was Britney Spears starting the show off on a ridiculously shitty note. She looked out of shape, her hair loo...
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Who's your Daddy?
2007-09-09 23:42:00
If there is one predominant relationship found in all strip clubs, no matter where they are and between whichever clients and dancers it is the ?Sugar Daddy ?. The dancers who are extremely good at hustling often find themselves with regular admirers and repeat customers which routinely come back to shower money and gifts on their favorite girl. While sometimes this can be a short term relationship, often it is very lucrative for the stripper who has gotten her hooks into a dude?s heart and consequently his wallet. This one way relationship may only exist in the club but some dancers are willing to risk their safety by going out to dinner or shopping with their customers also. In the beginning a regular customer will come in often to get dances from his favorite lady, chat with her and give her money. He may spend all night at the club waiting for her attention not even minding that she go about her business with other clients. Depending on how good the stripper is at playing the gam...

Vanessa Hudgens Naked
2007-09-07 17:59:00
Who the fuck is Vanessa Hudgens ? Apparently she is some singer/actress that starred in some movie called "High School Musical". Ok, whatever. I do know that she is an 18 year old hottie and some sexy pics she took of herself for her boyfriend have surfaced on the Internet. And i sure do love surfacing naked 18 year olds. Enjoy:

Wanna get paid for being violent? Become a stripper!
2007-09-04 15:34:00
One aspect of being a dancer is performing at bachelor parties. ?Doing a party?, as the term goes, can be extremely fun and profitable. Even when having to split the profits with another dancer and tip out the bouncer, you can still come back to the club with a good chunk of cash while succeeding at skipping the slow early hours at the club. I did my first party about five months after I first started dancing. It was at a sprawling country bar in the middle of nowhere and I went with one of the older dancers and a bouncer. I was absolutely terrified. The music was at ear-splitting level, and there were about fifty drunken guys crowded into this one section of the bar. The other dancer pushed a cranberry and vodka into my hand, well aware of how petrified I was. The party lasted an hour, then an extra half an hour was put on for the girl on girl show the party had paid for. We made it out without incident, and I quickly learned that parties were a way to earn good cash in a short amo...
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Porn Confidential
2007-09-03 16:02:00
This past weekend I was in the mood for some porno chic. I watched some of my favorite all time movies, Wonderland & Boogie Nights as well as a couple great porn documentaries, Inside Deep Throat & Wadd: The Life & Times of John C. Holmes. I also picked up a cool 600 page book on the history of porn. For some reason I never get tired of hearing stories of the glory days of porn. Back in the 70?s when porn theatres were abundant; the movies had colorful posters, semi coherent plots and going to see Deep Throat was almost a political statement. Porn stars like Marilyn Chambers, Linda Lovelace and John Holmes became household names. It was the last true era of sex and excess before the appearance of AIDS in the early 80?s along with the advent of videotape and VCR?s which helped usher in a cheaper quality form of porn. The 1980?s brought a whole new crop of porn stars made for video. Disposable blonde bombshells helped people get off in the privacy of their own home and while many ...

No Big Deal
2007-08-30 17:46:00
So this video is the latest internet sensation. It shows South Carolina's contestant answering a question in the Miss Teen USA pageant. When asked why so many Americans can't point out the U.S.A. on a map her head almost implodes trying to answer. If i was this contestant, after the show i would have beat up that ugly chick who asked me the question for her audacity of making me look bad in front of Slater from Saved by the Bell. While everyone else is making fun of her for being a dolt i simply don't feel that way. I applaud this chick. Personally i don't like my blonde beauty contestants cluttered with too much useless knowledge and morals, it just gets in the way. This broad is my hero, i'll bet she spends more time waxing her beaver and bleaching her asshole than worrying about stupid shit like maps and countries. And that is what it is all about folks. She is a beauty queen...she doesn't need to know where the fucking U.S.A. is on a map, someone will gladly show ...
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Microsoft's X07
2007-08-29 16:49:00
Yesterday I hit up Toronto for X07, which is a gaming event put on by the good folks at Microsoft which basically showcases some of the big games coming out for the Xbox 360 and PC this fall. The media event was held at a rather nicely intimate upscale nightclub and featured not only the games themselves but many of the game?s developers who were on hand to answer any questions you had. Plenty of great games were setup for hands on action like Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Halo 3, Rock Band, Guitar Hero 3, Half Life 2 (with its various episodes) and many more including pretty much all of EA?s fall sports lineup as well. All in all I?d say there would have been at least 50 different games available to demo. Got maybe about an hour or so into the game play and suddenly the fucking power went out! The whole place, in the dark and unfortunately it didn?t come back on. So figuring I?d better make the best of the situation and get my money?s worth outta Bill Gates I promptly hit up the ...

Kelly Classifies the Customers
2007-08-28 06:21:00
Hello Wadd world,As I promised, this week I?m offering a glimpse into the dressing room, where of course, the girls all chat about the customers. Every seasoned stripper knows that 90% of the guys that walk in the door can be placed into specific ?categories?, depending on how they act. So here are a few that you might hear mentioned if you were a fly on the wall:The Facial:?Facials? are the men that, once you?re giving them a lap dance, all they want to do is touch the dancer?s face. Never mind the nice set of 36C?s in front of them; they would rather stroke the dancer?s forehead. And they get this look of awe, as if they are completely mesmerized by the naked, gyrating body on their lap. What gives, guys? Do you have any idea how much dirt and oil you deposit into our already makeup- clogged pores when you do that? Please, lay off the face.One Night Stand Man:This one is pretty self-explanatory and commonplace. Of course and industry involving naked women is going to attract many ...
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Jessica Biel strips in new movie
2007-08-27 18:38:00
Once again proving my theory that if you wait long enough your favorite female celebrity will eventually play a stripper, uber-hottie Jess ica Biel will soon be baring her bodacious body in the upcoming movie, Powder Blue. In the flick Jessica will play a stripper trying to earn money to care for her terminally ill son (oh if i had a nickel for every time i heard that one). Despite the guaranteed depressing premise Biel will be baring her tits & ass but full frontal will be unlikely. Jessica has recently confessed that she is worried about her dad & brother seeing her naked on screen. Right honey, if i was your brother I'd use this picture as my Christmas card to all my friends.Anyways let's check the "celebrity as a stripper" scoreboard: Selma Hyek - CHECKLindsay Lohan - CHECKBritney Spears - CHECKJessica Alba - CHECKDemi Moore - CHECKNatalie Portman - CHECKThe broad from Saved by the Bell - CHECKParis Hilton - HONORARY CHECK
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Lip Service
2007-08-24 06:05:00
While there are many things about a woman that can be beautiful, most men have one particular body part that they mostly lust after. Many guys love big bouncy tits, some guys get turned on by a woman?s legs and of course some dudes are into a chick?s ass. Personally I?ve always been a well rounded individual, I like em all but to be honest my most primal attraction is to a girl?s pussy. Fuck the hors d?ourves, straight to main course. Call me a connoisseur, I?ve always found a woman?s box to be an absolutely beautiful thing, so well protected and earned, her very last precious secret. So many varieties out there, so little time to lick em all. It is odd to think that many girls are self conscious about how they look down there but apparently this is an issue sometimes. Perhaps they think their oyster is ugly, deformed or unattractive in some way. Maybe their lips or clit are too big or too small, who honestly knows what they think, but I?ve always liked a variety of species when it ...
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Making the Devil's Dandruff
2007-08-23 04:55:00
Here is an interesting video that is actually quite rare. Shot by a reporter living in Colombia, the 6 minute video documents the process that cocaine goes through from the point it is harvested from a plant growing in the ground until it is refined enough to actually use as a drug, stopping short just before it is actually sold to a trafficker who refines it some more. I?ve always known Ammonia is used in the process however it is shocking to see how much a role gasoline plays in the making of it.Interesting facts about Cocaine:The government of the Netherlands does not prosecute drug smugglers caught with less than 3 kilos of cocaineCocaine is the second most commonly used illicit drug (following marijuana) in the U.S. More than 34 million Americans (14.7%) age 12 or older have used cocaine at least once in their lifetime.In the 1880's Sigmund Freud created a sensation with a series of papers praising cocaine's potential to cure depression, alcoholism and morphine addiction.Coca...
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Bada Bing = Cha Ching!
2007-08-22 04:54:00
In Lodi, New Jersey the real life strip club that was used in the filming of the HBO mob series The Sopranos will be auctioning off several items seen in the show?s fictional Bada Bing strip club. The real Jersey club ? Satin Dolls is undergoing renovations and was under contract with the show not to change the look of the place until the series ended. Now that it is over they are free to change things up at the 19 year old nudie bar. Some of the items up for sale will be at least 10 standard issue bar stools that James Gandolfini, who played Tony Soprano and his crew, sat on in the show. An L-shaped slab of the bar where they watched dancers and drank as well as a pool table, a disco ball, and the fluorescent purple men's room sign often seen in the background as fictional mob boss Tony Soprano conducts business. Possibly the most recognizable items up for sale are the pair of brass-colored 12 foot stripper poles on the dance floor. The club sells Sopranos souvenirs, including T-s...

Allow me to introduce myself...
2007-08-21 01:03:00
Hello loyal Wadd fans,Let me introduce myself. My name (or at least the name I choose to give you) is Kelly Raine, and you'll be hearing from me from time to time here on BTN. I write to you from a dumpy city in upstate NY, I?m a Capricorn and I have recently discovered that Leos are great fucks. I also dance at one of the strip clubs in my dumpy city and this December will make it three years that I?ve been getting naked in front of strange men. Holy damn, time goes by so fast in the industry of naked. It?s scary. However I wasn?t always such an exhibitionist. Believe it or not, I?m a total dork at heart. Away from the club, you would never guess that I?m a dancer. I lived out in the country for about six years, attending a high school that I abhorred but from where I met my then-best friend. She introduced me to the filthy world of dairy farming, where I became proficient at milking and delivering calves. Before I started dancing, I was the calf manager of an 800-cow dairy. It ...
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Fresh Meat
2007-08-20 00:28:00
Beginning this week you can look forward to hearing a new point of view here on Beyond the Neon, a female point of view. For a long time, I?ve toyed with the thought of having a stripper regularly contribute to the site. After all, this place is mainly about them yet everything I?ve written comes from a guy?s perspective, the strip club DJ. While I can write all about what really happens inside the clubs, how the dancers and the customers interact, what I?ve seen, heard and know, I think the exotic dancer herself truly has a unique and interesting perspective on the situation.So I?d like you all to welcome the sexy & talented Ms. Kelly Raine to Beyond the Neon, a 21 year old exotic dancer from upstate New York who will be posting her own tales from the boobie bar as well as sharing with us anything else she?d like to get off her ample chest. Personally I?m hoping there will be lots of gratuitous stories of her getting it on with her co-workers. But whatever she decides to titill...
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The people have spoken again
2007-08-19 03:24:00
According to the poll I put up previously, a resounding 83% of you feel the design of BTN is just fine the way it is. I?m glad to hear this as over the years, a few sparse yokels have complained about the way the site looks. While surely it isn?t perfect, I was hoping it wasn?t that bad. I would never claim to be much of a web designer, I?m too busy doing stuff like um getting laid to worry about aesthetics around here but I do take a little pride in how the site has a garish look to it. It is after all somewhat intentional to have the look of the site coincide to the décor of your local seedy & sleazy nudie bar.Now speaking of changes to the site, for a long time I?ve thought it would be great to have a female perspective on Beyond the Neon. It is one thing to read my ramblings about strippers and what happens in the clubs but it all comes from the male DJ point of view. Many of my loyal readers are female and it would be interesting to have an actual female stripper available to t...
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More Weekend Polling...
2007-08-17 06:54:00
Yea i know i've been totally slacking this week and haven't been posting, i'm finally getting some R & R and next week i'm off work so i've been kinda busy. In the meantime, enjoy this hottie and do me a solid by answering this question.
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Spotting @ YYZ
2007-08-13 06:36:00
I've always been a big plane geek, hence my CP Air site. So Sunday we took a drive up to T.O. to watch planes land and take off at the airport. We found a really cool spot at the end of one of the main runways and took some pics. I've got a pretty low end digital camera, so most of the pics aren't all that great but here a few of them.

Strip Club Corporate
2007-08-10 07:58:00
Recently William Sherman of the New York Daily News wrote an article about Rick?s Cabaret, a publicly traded company whose chain of strip clubs are raking in big cash across the U.S. The article makes for an interesting read if you?ve ever wondered about what the profit margins are like in a higher end strip club with a brand name:Everything is dark walking inside from the street, straining the eyes. The music is loud rock with a throbbing bass. Slowly, the eyes adjust to see red walls, leather chairs and couches, a bit of fluorescence on the walls. Then, into the main room, in the bright light from above, a blond woman is dancing to the rhythm on a raised stage, naked save for a minuscule bit of lingerie, sinuous as a Slinky.Welcome to Rick's Cabaret in Herald Square, one of Manhattan's elite gentlemen's clubs, upscale from top to bottom; from the Kobe beef burgers to the flat-screen TVs, lobster and bottles of Scotch. This is the province of high rollers, a place where suits wi...
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Manage a strip club on your cell phone
2007-08-09 06:10:00
Released last month a new mobile game for your cell phone puts you in the role of a manager owning your own fancy or sleazy strip club. The game actually features 3 clubs, 2 of them locked, which you have to manage one after the other: Eden's Paradise, The Fantasy and Pink Kitten. The objective of the game is of course to make money, while also keeping your customers happy, since general customer satisfaction is what enables you to buy better furniture or dancing poles or anything else you think your club might need. There's also the possibility to hire a DJ and a bodyguard, along with one of the 6 featured girls, each of them appealing to a different kind of costumer and dancing in their own way on their distinct music track. The game has a "match-up the girl with the customer" part to help keep your interest going to see how each girl dances and on what music.You can also organize events at the club like a wet t-shirt contest and from time to time minor disasters happen, more of...
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Stripper to the Rescue
2007-08-08 06:04:00
Stripper Karnesha Nantz gave an unexpected performance this past Friday morning. The exotic dancer went to a Port St. Lucie, Florida home to entertain 46 year-old Daniel Karpisnki. Suddenly, Nantz noticed something wrong, her customer was unconscious and having trouble breathing. ?I turned away for a few seconds,? said Nantz. ?Basically I had to recollect CPR from the 4th grade.??I began doing CPR, did about 3 cycles of CPR and basically called 911 to see if I was doing it correctly,? said Nantz. ?Also to have the ambulance rushed to the scene.?Paramedics rushed Karpinski from the home to St. Lucie Medical Center. He now considers the dancer his hero.Karnesha Nantz is just glad she remembered an old lesson:?Thank God for learning CPR in the 4th grade.? Daniel Karpinski is now out of the hospital. He told a local newspaper that he accidentally took too much medicine. I?m willing to bet it was Viagara. Karpinski said he's slightly embarrassed by the whole situation, but he's glad Na...
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Gone are the days of the Garter
2007-08-06 06:14:00
Mrs. Wadd was due for some new stripping shoes so we headed down to a local sex shop where many of the area exotic dancers frequent due to their vast selection of slutty gear. Quality shoes & boots for dancers can be pretty expensive but I?ve always had an open wallet policy about it with Mrs. Wadd as she truly needs em for work, and it takes money to make money.Now I?m not sure if you?ve ever bothered to look down, but stripper shoes can be quite elaborate these days, designers really have come up with some thoughtful gimmicks to apply to their designs and I?d have to say you can really do a lot with clear heels. Gone are the day of the simple stilettos and girls are opting for more of the unique products now available. There are clear heeled platform shoes that feature flashing LED lights in them. Upon seeing these from the DJ booth for the first time I remember asking the girl if she was about to make a left turn. There are also shoes with plenty of strip club ready made designs ...
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Music to Strip to - August
2007-08-04 19:36:00
Some of my previous most lovely hobbies have been music and drugs and there is no better way to get in the mood to do some drugs than by listening to songs about drugs. Over the decades artists that you would have never expected to, have written about drug use and its effects. Every artist has a different take on addiction or use, some upbeat and positive while others are tragic and foreboding. Some songs you?ve heard you might not have even known were about drugs, the unmentionable topic hidden with subtle lyrics. Strip ping and drugs go hand in hand I don?t care what anyone says. Sure there are girls who abstain but they are usually the least fun. If you?ve ever been involved in a full blown coke orgy in a VIP room with 4 girls, you?ll know what I mean. If you can handle your shit and keep everything in moderation why not wear it on your sleeve by dancing to some tracks about your favorite leisure activity? I now present you my list of favorite tracks to play that are in s...
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Recording Setting Racks
2007-08-02 19:13:00
Ever heard the expression ?go big or go home?? Well some people really do live by that, especially when it comes to tits. Erin Donnelly over at Body-Philosophy has put together a list of the world?s biggest breasts. Featured on the list are some of the most gigantic bazookas on the planet, attached to some of the most ambitious porn stars who want to be number one in the record books. While I surely do love a great rack, these are just too freakish for my taste and I wonder how these girls get by in everyday life when they aren?t busy taking the shaft on film. I couldn?t imagine the back strain that goes along with carrying around such large bags of silicone, not to mention the special clothes needed to cover them and one?s ability to endure the social ostracizing that surely must accompany having them. Lolo Ferrari Life seemed pretty good for French-born Lolo Ferrari. After multiple operations-the reported number ranges from 18 to 30-the former porn star was recognized ...
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The Notorious Bettie Page
2007-07-31 06:42:00
I had a free rental for Blockbuster that was about expire so I picked up the low budget bio flick about Bettie Page the other night titled ?The Notorious Bettie Page ?. The movie stars a very sexy Gretchen Mol as the famous pin-up girl and details her rise to popularity in the 1940?s and 50?s. While she surely was one of the most famous pin up girls of the era, she gained her notoriety as one the first and most popular models to appear in bondage pictures. Going into the film I didn?t really know much about her and what was interesting about it was that Ms. Paige was actually a very spiritual and religious person who seemed quite the opposite of her ?notorious? image. Besides being a devout Christian she had a sort of innocent naivety about her, not ever stopping to think that her pictures had any sort of pornographic undertones to them. She was all too happy and thought it nothing to pose nude and dress up in costumes, even when she began posing for bondage pictures it never...

Britney Spears as a Stripper
2007-07-30 06:51:00
The great thing about show business is that if you have a favourite performer who you'd love to visualize naked, you just have to wait around a while until their career tanks to see them as a stripper. Just go and see Lindsay Lohan's new movie if you don't believe me. In the meantime, here is another great career move: Britney Spears as a stripper, pictured on the set of her new music video for the upcoming single "Give me more". Kind of makes you believe if she hadn't been a mouseketeer she prolly could have filled those stilettos pretty easily.
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