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Music to Strip to - May
2007-05-27 18:44:00
This month we?re digging back into the soundtracks vault to bring you some more provocative musical selections to strip to. With last month?s release of the movie Grindhouse, I?ve got Quentin Tarantino on the brain and watching his contribution of Death Proof to Grindhouse?s double bill reminded me of one of Quentin?s other natural talents besides writing and directing?selecting songs for a soundtrack. With each great film Tarantino has done he has personally handpicked most of the songs for the film?s soundtrack and with it not only added a personality or identity to his movie but also provided the movie watcher and music listener with a goldmine of long lost forgotten gems.Tarantino himself said that in order to set the tone for some of his films even before sitting down to write scenes he would go through his record collection and pick out songs that struck him fitting the mood of the scene he wanted to write. Many of those scenes would become inevitably linked to a certain song ...
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A Cunning Invention
2007-05-23 16:55:00
Scientists. Right now located in what are often cramped windowless laboratories throughout the world they are hard at work trying to solve the many important problems and mysteries that puzzle mankind. Stem cell research, a cure for cancer, new environmentally friendly fuels and how to eat your wife?s box underwater. The solution to some of these problems remain elusive however the underwater pussy eating? Pwned! The Dr. Richard (Dick) Head Co. has come up with an invention that allows any man (or woman) to happily spend hours muff diving without worrying about the possible lack of oxygen and resulting permanent brain damage.Ladies & Gentleman I give you the Pussy Snorkel! Sure it may look like some simple rubber tubing BUT according to the company's website:?The Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O. Insert the breathing apparatus into your nostrils, rub the clitoral stimulator against...
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Canada banning foreign strippers?
2007-05-17 17:38:00
Critics say a proposed Tory law that will stop immigrants from coming in on a stripper's visa solves a problem that largely no longer exists and may make things worse. If adopted, Bill C-57 would permit immigration officers to reject foreign workers at risk of being humiliated, degraded or sexually exploited."What we're trying to do here is protect vulnerable foreign workers, ones that could easily be exposed to sexual exploitation, harassment and abuse," said Immigration Minister Diane Finley on Wednesday. "The previous Liberal government gave blanket exemptions to foreign strippers to work in Canada ," she told the House of Commmons."(This was) despite warnings that they were vulnerable to forced prostitution and other exploitation ... Thanks to (this legislation), the good old days of Liberal Strip pergate will be a thing of the past."'Strippergate' is a reference to a scandal involved one-time Liberal immigration minister Judy Sgro. She fast-tracked the residency permit of a R...
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The Essential Stripper Gear Guide
2007-05-14 09:00:00
OK you?ve read So You Wanna Be A Strip per and checked out The Rules. You learned about The Pole, you picked out a Stage Name and now you even know The Lingo. But what about your gear? Assuming you have the right attitude and likeable personality as a newly minted exotic dancer you?ll soon find out that the tools of the trade don?t always consist of just your tits & ass. If you are serious about making money in your dancing career, like any successful self employed person you?ll need to invest in a few items to not only start making money but also to maintain that positive cash flow. You don?t necessarily need much when you first start out and don?t have a lot of cash but once the lap dances start piling up you may want to consider some re-investment in yourself because after all, your body is your business and as it is with any business, it takes money to make money.The ShoesFirst thing you are gonna need is a great pair of shoes. Boots are nice but they don?t always go with everyth...
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Top 10 Strip Club Commercials
2007-05-10 07:00:00
#10Mike?s big night out.#9I?m willing to bet the broads in the LegzDiamond commercial know how to say only four words in English: ?You want sexy dance??#8Gallagher?s advertisement features hot chicks and horny aliens.#7While technically not a strip club commercial, this Mexican magazine spot earns honorable mention.#6Elan?s commercial has some cheesy graphics and the stereotypical euro trash music beat but makes up for it in school girl quota.#5?Mild to Wild? ? Party Girlz brings the strip club and it?s cast of fuglies to your door.#4Montréal?s Solid Gold club continues the mandatory tradition of having a creepy bald guy in your club?s commercial.#3Cultural Learnings of American Strip Club s for Make Benefit of Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.#2Larry Flynt?s Hustler Club commericial isn?t even designed to attract the male customers but rather looks to recruit all the hot welfare moms out there having trouble paying the bills.#1What do you get when you hook up a stripper to a vodka intr...
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