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The meaning of life ... doughnutsThe meaning of life ... doughnutsLife is a funny old thing sometimes. This blog is a collection of my comments on life and daily events or news stories, and various fun things I've found on the internets ... enjoy Articles
Banker trashes office after learning of pay cut.
2008-06-07 12:55:00 Here's something that's doing the rounds in the financial markets - the moment an IT contractor was told that his pay was being cut by 10%. He went bonkers, and ended up being tasered! More About: Office , Learning , Banker
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2008-06-06 02:54:00 [Jesse Vallins] is sucking information through the holes in my skull as my belly gurgles hungry, my mouth is always full. I am the anti-pop.Jesse Vallins
Do Not Try This On The Way To The Office
2008-06-02 03:39:00 Footage of free-runners and the Nissan QASHAI, side-by-side, playing with the city. More About: Office , The Office
Lamborghini Gallardo LP 560-4
2008-06-02 03:28:00 Beautiful commercial, with beautiful effets for a beautiful car : the new Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 ! More About: Lamborghini Gallardo
Job Application - A Friday Funny
2008-05-30 13:11:00 Here's an oldie but goodie to lighten the mood ahead of the holiday weekend.This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to a large DIY chain in the UK.They hired him because he was so funny.....NAME: x x (Known to his friends as Grumpy B.stard)SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will co-operate)DESIRED POSITION: Company's Chief Executive or even Managing Director. (Otherwise, whatever's available).DESIRED SALARY: $300,00 a year plus share options, perks and a Tony Blair style redundancy package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.EDUCATION: Yes.LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.REASON FOR LEAVING LAST POSITION: It was a cr.p job.HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.DO YOU HAVE... More About: Funny , Friday , Application
ANDY WARHOL ... Hamburger
2008-05-26 13:03:00 Art or a guy eating a hamburger? More About: Video , Andy , Warhol , Andy Warhol
Who's watching you??
2008-05-22 03:35:00 Is it just me or is this worrying? More About: Video , Watching
Hoboken 'International' Film Festival
2008-05-21 03:06:00 .flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } bannernew, originally uploaded by NELVEY.com. Words just fail me.... More About: International , Film , Festival , Film Festival
The Unreleased Mac vs Pc Commercial
2008-05-19 04:18:00 The one that didnt make it. Instead it hit WWDC in 07. More About: Commercial , Unreleased
Fun Facts About Canada
2008-05-16 12:31:00 Canadians consume more macaroni and cheese than any other nation on earth (per capita).With 9,971,000 square kilometers of area, Canada is the second largest country in the world, behind Russia. The glove for baseball was invented in Canada in 1883.With only 3 people per sq. km, Canada has the fourth lowest population density in the world.With 243,000 kms of shore, Canada has the longest coastline in the world.Canada also has the smallest jail of the world in Rodney, Ontario. It covers area of 24.3 sq. mtrs (about 270 sq ft).Canada has the highest quality of life in the world, as per the United Nations Human Development Index. Toronto is the largest city of Canada. It?s home to more than 5 million people and its dwellers are known to hold more university educations than any country in the world.Canada economy is the ninth biggest economy of the world. Opposing the popular opinion, Canada doesn?t own the North Pole. Indeed, the North Pole is not owned by any country.Canada is the ... More About: Facts
Stephen Colbert I don't feel like dancin
2008-05-15 02:03:00 Wednesday fun ... just keep on dancing. More About: Video , Colbert , Stephen Colbert , Feel , Stephen
Shark Surfer
2008-05-14 19:23:00 Shark Surfer by notorious415sfDo you think this guy is still alive? More About: Shark
Why I Got Fired.....
2008-05-13 15:51:00 .flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } me_741, originally uploaded by NELVEY.com. I got fired recently as I breached our firm's drinking policy. We were told that, on a social day out paid for by the bank, we were restricted to just one drink each. I was the one responsible for providing the cups (pictured above). More About: Fired
A spot of fun for a grey Monday morning.
2008-05-12 14:27:00 .flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } ferrari-limousine, originally uploaded by NELVEY.com. After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the Limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave ?'.'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.' 'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I can't let you do that. I'd lose my job!'.'Who's going to tell ?' says the Pope with a smile. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the Limo to 105 mph. 'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driv... More About: Grey , Spot , Morning , Monday , Monday Morning
Grand Theft Auto 4 Video Review
2008-05-12 12:45:00 But is it worth USD60?? More About: Video , Review , Auto , Theft , Grand
Stephen Colbert singing
2008-05-10 02:44:00 Ummm no idea but a great spot of fun. More About: Colbert , Stephen Colbert , Stephen , Singing
Hedge Fund Entrance Exam (Friday Funny)
2008-05-09 22:25:00 .flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } gordon_gecko, originally uploaded by NELVEY.com. Check out just how clever you are. 1. On his way home from school, Kyle stops to buy a candy bar. It costs 69 cents. How much change should Kyle get back if his father pays for the candy with a $1,000,000,000 bill? 2. Among those earning 10-figure incomes, Mr. Soros's total annual compensation is greater than Mr. Falcone's. Mr. Falcone's is greater than Mr. Griffin's. Mr. Griffin's is smaller than Mr. Soros's, and Mr. Paulson's is greater than Mr. Soros's. In descending order, please list the men by the respective hotness of their trophy wives. 3. A hedge-fund manager gets up at 5 a.m. It takes him 12 minutes to shower, 8 minutes to get dressed, and 20 minutes to eat breakfast. How big is his domestic staff ?4. At 10 am., a private Gulfstream G650 takes... More About: Funny , Friday , Fund , Exam , Hedge
Anyone moving?? pay attention
2008-05-09 20:20:00 Found in Hoboken ... I love it. More About: Diary , Moving , Attention
Dancin' Banker
2008-05-08 13:23:00 Not really sure what this about but it reminds me of home. More About: Banker
Stock Broker Fight
2008-05-07 13:16:00 Watch the trader on the right (as you look at it), who's throwing things at his colleague across the desk. More About: Video , Fight , Stock , Broker
Rain vs. Colbert
2008-05-07 12:37:00 He's singing in Korean! Colbert 's parody of pop sensation Rain .
Aircraft Gripe Sheet
2008-05-06 19:54:00 .flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } HookFieldAirportRepair, originally uploaded by NELVEY.com. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet", which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident. ... Enjoy!P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.... More About: Aircraft , Sheet , Gripe
Ernst & Young "Oh Happy Day!"
More articles from this author:2008-05-06 13:14:00 I'm speechless! Did someone at E&Y actually sign off on this ? Have a happy (Ernst & Young ) day! More About: Video , Happy 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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