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A True friend...
2007-08-21 19:26:00
A True friend scolds like a DAD.......Cares like a MOM........Teases like a SISTER.. .....Irritates like a BROTHER..... ...And finally loves U more than a LOVER......
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We'll miss you, Dr Kalam (Former Indian President)
2007-08-21 18:01:00
We'll miss you, Dr KalamWe will miss him - that unconventional figure who became India's First Citizen in July 2002. Never pompous, not even 'President ial' (in either deportment or demeanour), he walked into the Palace at Raisina Hill with few worldly goods â?? he now leaves with even fewer: "I will go with only two small suitcases," he wistfully said last Thursday. We could have asked him to stay: but we didn't. There were excuses (there always are). It was said that apart from Rajendra Prasad there had been no 'precedent' for a second term. But as any lawyer will tell you, if you have a good case in court there is no need for a 'precedent'; it is the good case that makes the precedent! But all this is in the realm of wishful thinking: as the poet says: "We look before and after and pine for what is not..." The stark reality is that this lovable figure - popular, sometimes even populist, but never ostentations now exits from Rashtrapati Bhavan in the sam...
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Never Give up !!
2007-08-21 17:58:00
"you have enemies? good.That means you have stood up for something,sometimes in life". Never consider the possibility of failure;as long as you persist,you will be successful.
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LIFE'S TUG OF WAR
2007-08-21 17:44:00
LIFE'S TUG OF WAR Life can seem ungratefuland not always kind...Life can pull at your heartstringsand play with your mind...Life can be blissfuland happy and free...Life can put beautyin the things that you see ...Life can place challengesright at your feet...Life can make goodof the hardships we meet...Life can overwhelm youand make your head spin...Life can reward thosedetermined to win...Life can be hurtfuland not always fair...Life can surround youwith people who care ...Life clearly does offerits ups and its downs...Life's days can bring youboth smiles and frowns...Life teaches us to takethe good with the bad...Life is a mixtureof happy and sad...SO... Take the life that you haveand give it your best...Think positive be happylet God do the rest...Take the challenges that lifehas laid at your feet...Take pride and be thankfu...
May Your Flowers Smile....
2007-08-21 17:43:00
May Your Flow ers Smile In your life as days go byMay you never have to cryMay your flowers on the hillOpen at your windowsill, And may all your familyHave good health and worry freeMay the oceans waveAnd your roads all pave, May the sun rise just for youAnd when it sets, be there tooMay you only hear happy thingsFor you deserve more than kings, You are the kind of person whoGives more back than comes to youAnd so this message you can fileMay your flowers of life always smile.
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Jaisalmer - The Golden City of India
2007-08-21 16:55:00
Lodurva The golden hued fort is a sentinel to the bleak desert escape from its 80 meter high perch on the hill, housing the entire township within its ramparts. It has an enchanting cow-web of narrow lanes dotted lanes doted with some lovely havelis, three beautiful sculptured Jain temples of the 12th-15th century A.D. and five interconnected palaces. The fort is approached through four gateways-Akhaiya Pol, Ganesh Pol Suraj pol and hava Pol. Manak Chowk and Havelis : A main market place outside the fort leads to the narrow lanes doted with famous havelis. Wood Fossil ParkA scenic rain water lake with numerous beautiful shrines around and a spectacular avian variety. The lake is an idyllic spot for outings. Sam Sand DunesA pagoda like structure looming up from the "Badal Mahal" with beautiful Taazias' - ornately decorated bamboo, paper and tinsel replicas of a bier, carried out in processing during Moharram by the Muslims. Desert National ParkThe late 19th century haveli with intr...
More About: India , City , Golden , The Go , The G
How to use Mobile phone in emergency
2007-08-19 11:05:00
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for Survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: - *EMERGENCY* *I* *The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile ** is 112 .* If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.** *II* *Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?* This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone. If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call Someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on the...
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Keep Smiling Always...
2007-08-19 10:34:00
In this pic, just look at their condition.. no place to sleep, still they have made some space for d cat n d dog... water poring from the roof but still each 1 of them have a peaceful smile on their face.. Simply amazing!!!!!The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect. Have a nice day Keep Smiling Always .
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Some of the GREAT INDIANS...
2007-08-19 10:27:00
ARYABHATT(476 BC) MASTER ASTRONOMER AND MATHEMATICIAN Born in 476 BC in Kusumpur (Bihar), Aryabhatt's intellectual brilliance remapped the boundaries of mathematics and astronomy. In 499 CE, at the age of 23, he wrote a text on astronomy and an unparallel treatise on mathematics called "Aryabhatiyam. " He formulated the process of calculating the motion of planets and the time of eclipses. Aryabhatt was the first to proclaim that the earth is round, it rotates on its axis,orbits the sun and is suspended in space - 1000 years before Copernicus published his heliocentric theory. He is also acknowledged for calculating p (Pi) to four decimal places: 3.1416 and the sine table in trigonometry.Centuries later, in 825 CE, the Arab mathematician, Mohammed Ibna Musa credited the value of Pi to the Indians , "This value has been given by the Hindus." And above all, his most spectacular contribution was the concept of zero without which modern computer technology would have been non-existent.A...
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Solve the situation..
2007-08-19 06:23:00
Hi Buddy... Try to solve this problem Don't give it up so easily. Best of Luck ...................... IF 1 = 5 2 = 25 3 = 125 4 = 625 5 = ? Think....... Scroll down for Answer * * * I thought urgeneious.............................bu t................... * * * * * answer is 1 Are you thinking too much? Going off the track? Do not keep forgetting the history! Remember the first line? 1=5? THE MORAL IS .......... Don't complicate simple problems.... :-) :-) :-) ON THE VERY FIRST LINE I TOLD YOU THAT 1=5 THEN HOW COME 5= ANYTHING ELSE THAN 1?
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A Short Beautiful Story
2007-08-19 06:05:00
Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father. "There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."
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How to get a nice wife...
2007-08-19 05:49:00
There are times in a person's life when he needs to take crucial decisions on his own. Marriage is one of them. Believe me, the decision on whom to marry is the most important decision a person will make in his life. After marriage, your wife is the most important person in your life. She can make or break your life. The mere thought of this is very frightening.Some of the questions that crop up are -a.. What sort of a girl do I marry?b.. Will she adjust in my family?c.. How can I decide on a girl by just meeting her for a few times?d.. When should I get married?e.. This is my life. So, I should choose the girl I marry, but then what if I make a mistake? .. so on and so forth.I will try to address these & many more questions in the following sections.The Nine Rules of Arranged MarriageRule 1 - Magic No. 26,27,28In an ideal scenario, a girl goes to college at the age of 18. By the time she graduates, goes for her post graduation and/ or works for 1-2 years, she will be about 23- 24....
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Take care of Nokia batteries....
2007-08-19 05:32:00
Dear Nokia Customer,This is a product advisory for the Nokia-branded BL-5C battery manufactured by Matsushita Battery Industrial Co. Ltd. of Japan between December 2005 and November 2006. This product advisory does not apply to any other Nokia battery.Nokia has identified that in very rare cases the affected batteries could potentially experience over heating initiated by a short circuit while charging, causing the battery to dislodge. Nokia is working closely with relevant local authorities to investigate this situation.Nokia has several suppliers for BL-5C batteries that have collectively produced more than 300 million BL-5C batteries. This advisory applies only to the 46 million batteries manufactured by Matsushita between December 2005 and November 2006. There have been approximately 100 incidents of over heating reported globally. No serious injuries or property damage have been reported.Consumers with a BL-5C battery subject to this advisory should note that all of the approxi...
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Alphabets for Senior Citizens
2007-08-19 05:24:00
A is for apple, and B is for boat,That used to be right, but now it won't float!Age before beauty is what we once said,But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now ... The Alphabet 2007 A's for arthritis;B's the bad back,C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention. H is high blood pressure--I' d rather it be low, I is for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L is for libido, what happened to sex?M is for memory, I forget what comes next.N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low,O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow! P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?R is for reflux, one meal ...
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When ur doctor says.....
2007-08-02 20:04:00
When Doctor Says , Smoke Once a Day ... !!! ORTake just One Glass of Alcohol a Day !!! ..We have alternatives ,,,, needn't worry :-) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Nice puzzle - try to crack it ...
2007-08-02 19:43:00
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to boardthe bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and diedon the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, whoin turn took him to the court.The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.He was taken to the electrocution chamber There was a single chair in thecenter of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. Theconductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given tohim. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set himfree, and he returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good lo! oking middle aged womantried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately,this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on th...
More About: Puzzle , Crack , Nice
This is wht u call CASH !!!!!
2007-08-02 19:06:00
205 million dollars, 200 million euro and 157 million peso have been withdrawn from the mexican drug-dealer during arrest.
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The secret to becoming rich!
2007-08-02 17:55:00
Financial independence: what does this term mean? And how does onedecide that one is financially independent?To find the answer, I would refer you to the book -- Rich Dad Poor Dad,written by Robert T Kiyosaki. In the book, the authors mention that sources of money can be divided into four quadrants. One is employment, the second is entrepreneurial- or self-employment, the third is investments, and the fourth is business.What one must know is that assets create income and liabilities depleteincome. Hence, what is a liability for you such as a loan taken from a bank is income for the bank.Paying interest through your nose is something that will bleed yourfinances. So no matter how attractive that home theatre bike or car, think less emotionally (right brain) and more rationally. Claim your own mind first and then venture out to purchase anything.Remember that this world is full of people whose sole occupation is to makeyou open your purse or whip out that credit card. Okay, so all th...
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Life's Little Instruction Book ...
2007-07-31 21:06:00
Life's Litt le Instruction Book Have a firm handshake.Look people in the eye. Sing in the shower.If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.Keep secrets.Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.Always accept an outstretched hand.Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.Whistle.Avoid sarcastic remarks.Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.Lend only those books you never care to see again.Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.When playing games with ! children, let them win.Give people a second chance, but not a third.Be romantic.Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for your convenience, not the caller's.Be a good loser.Be a good winner.Think twice before burdeni...
How to disable ur stolen cell phone...
2007-07-31 20:58:00
How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # .A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset.Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. Should your phone got stolen, you can call your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card,your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoeverhas stolen it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones. Please spread this information
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NASA INTERVIEW...
2007-07-31 20:32:00
> NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.Only one person> could go, and he will not return to Earth.> > The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted> to be paid for going.> > "A million dollars", he answered, "because I wish to donate it to> M.I.T."> > The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.> > He asked for two million dollars. "I wish to give a million to my> family, he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement> of medical research."> > The last applicant was a Indian politician (Lallu Yadav). When asked how> much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three> million dollars."> > "Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.> > The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1> million,and we'll give the American engineer $1million and send him to> Mars"....
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SOME EQUATIONS ....
2007-07-31 20:31:00
1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tallysince 18964. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects inJurassic park6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand +Canada = a 4 minute songin Hindi movie7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability +personality +ownproduction company = Kajol8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum'sfavorite serials9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun BanegaCrorepati = A SUPERSTAR10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent =Abhishek Bachchan11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = DavidDhawan12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk =Sanjay Dutt15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol16. 1 engagement + 2 weddings + 3 wedding songs + 400relatives + 1 housebigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjatayafilm17. And finally...1 softw...
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BUSH n RICE....
2007-07-31 20:30:00
George Bush : "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. what's happening?"Condoleeza Rice : "sir,I have the report here about the new leader of china".George: "Great.Lay it on me".Rice: " 'Hu' is the new leader of China".Bush: "Thats what I want to know".Rice: "That's what I'm telling you".Bush: "That's what I'm asking you.Who is the new leader of China?"Rice: "Yes"Bush: "I mean the fellow's name?"Rice: "Hu"Bush: "the guy in China?"Rice: "Hu"Bush: "The new leader of China"Rice: "Hu"Bush: "the Chinaman!"Rice: "Hu is leading China."Bush: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"Rice: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."Bush: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"Rice: "That's the man's name."Bush: "That's who's name?"Rice: "Yes"Bush: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"Rice: "Yes , sir"Bush: "Yassir is in China?"Rice: "No , sir"Bush: "Then who is?"Rice: "yes , sir"Bush: "Yassir?"Rice: "No , sir"Bush: "Look,Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new...
About girls...and Boys Thinking...
2007-07-31 20:21:00
One day, a girl, 18yrs old, heared from her mother that if she will doa regular prayer for 5 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams &give her 3 boons (Varam). So she decided to do it. She completed 5 yrssuccessfully, doing prayer regularly.Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier withthoughts in her mind to ask.And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialoguebetween them.Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 5 yrs, so I amvery very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You canask anything you like, but there is one condition.Girl: Condition! What is that?Devi: You have a boy-friend?Girl: Yes.Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he alsoSacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didn't know anything about boonand all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will! ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed,then proceed for the 1st boon.Girl: (After thinking...
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The new Virus laced software!!!!!
2007-07-31 20:19:00
Online Customer ComplaintDear Microsoft Technical Support, I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving unexpected errors and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program. With regards, ....................THE REPLY: -This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgra...
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Problems & Solutions....
2007-07-31 20:16:00
Problem may come from "HAYWARDS 2000 and 5000" but you must take it as a "ROYAL CHALLENGE" otherwise people will call you an "OLD MONK" and stick a "BLACK LABEL" on you. But you must fight like a "NAPOLEAN" ....live like a "BAGPIPER".... Walk like a "JOHNNY WALKER" work till "8 pm" and think like a "DIRECTOR'S SPECIAL" ..... Then your life will be like "IMPERIAL BLUE" with perfection of "KINGFISHER" .If you do the above things, you will be the "UB EXPORT" and then there will be a very good value for your "SIGNATURE"
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