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Quickie
2008-01-15 00:10:00
Britney Spears went to court, freaked, yelled at the paparazzi “Move back. I’m scared. Stop it. Stop it. I want to get back in the car. Just stop it. Let me get in the car, please.” Then she made really short stops at Ralph’s, Gaucho Grill, and church. Oh yeah. As I got texted to me: “There is a fucking blimp above Britneys deposition.” Source and source

Britney, Whore Up Court!
2008-01-14 23:09:00
Britney Spears made it to court, where she is going to have to listen to cops explain how she kidnapped her kid in only her panties, told the cops to beat it ’cause she’s “fucking hot,” and did it all in a British accent. BLAH BLAH BLAH court sucks. But please, Please, PLEASE, wear that slutty wedding dress you wore last weekend for car shopping. Yep, the same one you wore when you married K-Fed.
More About: Britney , Whore , Court

Moms Making Out
2008-01-14 20:34:00
Don’t let the cross fool you: Denise Richards is nuts! That’s not a bad thing. She has loco eyes. Muy loco. Pamela Anderson thinks so, and had a mini Wild Things moment with the girl: “She’s just sweet, beautiful, fun. She’s a mom too, so we had a lot in common. We were like two peas in a pod, two wacko girls anyway on and off the set. It was fun. “I just grabbed her and kissed her on the lips. I don’t think it was planned - just happened. It was pretty good, I guess. Nothing special. Sorry Denise!” You know what’s crazy: when girls in a relationship make out with other girls, it’s no big deal. Buckets of fun. Buckets! But when a guy in a relationship makes out with another girl, he just gets yelled at. Sexist.
More About: Moms

Audrina’s Dating Wannabe Eurotrash!
2008-01-14 19:44:00
Audrina Patridge is dating some guy who totally blasts the Scorpions out of his Firebird. Actually scratch that. That’s a fake eastern euro mullet. He totally blasts bad German trance from his Thunderbird. The guy has dangly shit on his belt! Team Heidi. He’s not even real eurotrash. He’s fake eurotrash!
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The Real Baby Daddy?
2008-01-14 19:31:00
Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson, who are both going to be in Scotsdale for the Superbowl, spent last weekend together as well. They took their kid to his little league game this weekend. Get Tommy on ball boy duty! Pamela’s pregnant, getting divorced, and hanging out with Tommy. Slugger!
More About: Baby , Daddy , Real

“I Won’t Be Spreading My Legs For This Industry Anymore!”
2008-01-14 19:12:00
No! It’s not a pageant girl getting pissed. It’s Jenna Jameson announcing her retirement from porn:
More About: Industry , Legs

Britney Spears Naked Just Isn?t The Same
2008-01-11 00:34:00
Yeeeah: Britney Spears naked ain’t what it used to be. Skinny Website: Jenna Jameson is getting fat. Dlisted: K-Fed’s crappy rock band. SeriouslyOMG: Pamela Anderson pregnancy update. POTP: Avril Lavigne pregnancy update. Yes, Avril Lavigne. CelebWarship: Madonna’s religious water.

Team Heidi
2008-01-10 22:12:00
Right now, after a huge fight, we got on Team Heidi mainly because of bikini pictures like these. Zebra bikini, come on. We never really liked Lauren Conrad because she’s shameless, but in a bad way. She’s too cool. Heidi doesn’t give a fuck. Look at this shit! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are good shameless. Well ...
More About: Bikinis

Megan Foxy Very
2008-01-10 21:42:00
Look at me. I’m wearing a leopard bra and panties under this hot ass little dress. And I’m in perfect shape.
More About: Megan Fox , Megan , Foxy

Anthony Kiedis Has It Right
2008-01-10 21:07:00
Anthony Kiedis is speaking like god! Every girlfriend and wife and maybe someday girlfriend really should listen. You’re relationship will be so much better. Chili God Speaks: “The more time I spend in the ocean, the better off I am when I’m around (my son).” “My goal for the year is to get better at surfing, ...
More About: Surfing , Red Hot Chili Peppers , Anthony , Anthony Kiedis

Ashley Simpson Bikini Pics!
2008-01-10 19:28:00
Ashley Simpson is hot. Ever since she got caught lip syncing I’ve had the hots for her. Naughty girl! Then she got all that plastic surgery and OMG. Anyways Ash and boyfriend Pete Wentz are hanging out by a pool somewhere with a bunch of friends and a bunch of cocktails. He has interesting taste ...
More About: Bikini , Ashlee Simpson , Ashley , Ashley Simpson

Chinese Democracy Is Done.
2008-01-10 19:21:00
Axl Rose is done. After thirteen years of silence, thirteen years of hurt, or something like that, Axl Rose can finally say his all-time album is finished. Well….. almost. This is the deal: Word on the street is that Axl has turned in the CD to Geffen at long last but no release date is in ...
More About: Chinese , Democracy , Axl Rose

Hania Barton Really Likes Muscle Relaxers
2008-01-10 08:19:00
Mischa Barton — who just got a DUI — has a little sister named Hania Barton — who has already gone through rehab. Well it didn’t work. Hania really likes muscle relaxers. Like, more than you or I. The National Enquirer is there: “The family bodyguard found her obviously overdosed on drugs, called her mother, and ...
More About: Drugs , Muscle , Crazy People

Wow: Pamela Anderson Can Still Get Pregnant
2008-01-10 07:57:00
Pamela Anderson is knocked up and divorcing the baby daddy! Rick Salomon had it all worked out: get a rich girl pregnant, marry her, and bask in the sun forever. Ahhhhhhh. Jeeves — reeefill! But no. Pamela’s been around the block and is way to smart for this one. As soon as she found out she was ...
More About: Pamela Anderson , Pregnant , Pamela

Lauren Conrad Is Rich
2008-01-10 03:37:00
Lauren Conrad just bought a new house, according to Page Six. It’s a $2 million, four bed, four bath, Spanish style Villa just off Sunset Blvd. Somebody needs to tell Audrina real quick because she just posted this on MySpace: “i have been getting alot of questions about all the gossip in trash mags and on ...
More About: Lauren Conrad , Rich , The Hills , Lauren

Blackwell Is Blind!
2008-01-09 22:30:00
Mr. Blackwell , that old freak, included Lindsay Lohan in his worst dressed list. She’s number nine. He actually said this about about her: “Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low.” Ok so maybe Lindsay didn’t read his list today and wore a beaver pelt and added a stripe to her leggings. ...
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Tara Reid: ?I?m not too thin?
2008-01-09 21:51:00
Tara Reid is speaking out after shots of her on a bikini bender in Australia exposed an anorexic tanned body. She says she’s not too skinny, and it’s just lose-lose with the press. Yep it is. Here’s Tara in OK Mag: ?I?m not too thin. I go up 10 pounds, I go down 10 pounds.? “I was ...
More About: Tara Reid , Eating Disorders , Tara

Amy Winehouse Cut Her Beehive Off!
2008-01-09 20:30:00
Amy Winehouse cut her beehive off! And died it blond! This is like Mick Jagger chopping his penis off. Noooooo! Amy even said like a month ago in Blender how much she hates how the blond is spreading across that dark black bird nest: ?There used to be just one small ginger bit,? she says, tugging ...
More About: Amy Winehouse , Hive

Jennifer Love Hewitt?s Body Has Gone Through Radical Transformations
2008-01-09 03:12:00
Skinny Website: Lipo? Boob job? Tummy tuck? What in the world has J-Love done to her body! Yeeeah: Amy Winehouse’s husband is genius, making booze out of rotting stuff in jail. SeriouslyOMG: Katie Holmes learns addition by subtraction. INO: Cindy Crawford does a new cover and it’s pretty hot. GolfNow: Some hot ass Golf Channel anchor is in trouble. CelebWarship: ...
More About: Jennifer Love Hewitt , Body , Plastic Surgery , Eating Disorders

?Britney Is Talking With A British Accent?
2008-01-09 01:03:00
Britney Spears, after going mental, started speaking with a British accent to paramedics and hospital personal. Yep, she’s nuts. Actually according to Us Magazine, the same British Brit came out when she was talking to photogs in December. So it’s like, who’s nuts: Britney, or that crazy British chick?! I can’t really knock her for this ...
More About: Britney Spears , Britney , Talking

Go Home With Britney Spears
2008-01-09 00:07:00
Chances are, if you hang around Britney Spears long enough, she will bring you home. At least that’s what’s happening to all these paparazzi. Brit brought home another pap last night after her tire popped. He worked for X17 Online who has the story: So, here’s what Brit talked about while our photog was driving her ...
More About: Home

Hoochie Panettiere
2008-01-08 22:20:00
Did you know Hayden Panettiere is coming out with an album in the next couple months? I’ve been listening to her crap on MySpace. Good thing there’s no one around because on like the third song I started singing while I was spacing out on comments left by her ‘friends,’ who all have issues. Like ...

Tara?s Back
2008-01-08 17:35:00
In a perfect world Tara Reid would be in a bikini forever. That spray-on tanned size zero plastic boobed body should not be covered! But alas, London’s calling. Tara fell out of a club last night while hanging with Lily Allen’s lil brother Alfie. Oh yeah, Tara in a golden bikini is right HERE. Photo Source
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It?s So Friggin? Hot In Here
2008-01-08 08:20:00
Shrinkage? LA is getting nipply. Nipply! Brad Pitt and Angie attend the Critics Choice Awards in their winter wear. Sweat! Sweat!
More About: Angelina Jolie

Hep Sucks
2008-01-08 07:52:00
It’s The Hep! The Hep! Pamela Anderson is looking tired, or the camera’s fuzzy. I can’t tell but don’t really care. Pamela hosts a party for every celebration. Like New Years last week and the Super Bowl in February. Stop for the sake of skin! Skin isn’t like your liver. You can get a new liver.
More About: Sucks

First Pictures Of Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears
2008-01-08 07:29:00
Jamie Lynn Spears is out of hiding! She’s going to school like a normal pregnant 16-year-old should. To see how fat she’s already gotten click here: Pregnant Jamie Lynn.
More About: Pictures , Babies

?I Had Sex With Lindsay Lohan?
2008-01-08 01:18:00
Yeeeah: Lindsay Lohan met some guy on a train and had sex with him a few hours later. Yeah he sold THAT story. Blemish: This chick needs a tan and a better bikini. ICYDK: Bar Refaeli has the body of the year. SeriouslyOMG: Mariah Carey on J-Lo: I like dirty pigs better. POTP: Britney Spears making out with her ...

Is Ashley Olsen Standing Next To A Monster Truck
2008-01-07 23:40:00
Think she still eats baby food?
More About: Ashley Olsen , Truck , Monster , Ashley , Monster Truck

Sophie Monk Is Single
2008-01-07 22:22:00
The Other Madden and Sophie Monk are no longer engaged. They aren’t even going out anymore. Dumped! Annnnnnd, if you want to see Sophie Monk naked click HERE.
More About: Single

Heidi Montag (Almost) Naked
2008-01-07 21:32:00
Heidi Mont ag is now a Maxim cover girl. Since Spencer’s gone we’re on Team Heidi. We love selfish bitches!
More About: Heidi Montag , The Hills , Heidi