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Anniversary SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
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Q & A SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai. Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai. Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
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Naughty SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
pappu ne exam k liy "my best friend" essay yaad kiya. exam main "my father" a gya. us ne socha k "friend" ki jagha "father" ka ward likh kr yahi essay likhta hoon. essay kuch youn bana: fathers are everywhere but good fathers are very rare. I have so many fathers but mr. ahmed is my best father.he is my neighbour. he often comes to our home. my mother likes him very much.....
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Missing You SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
Kab Se Tere Intezaar Main..., Dil Lagaaye Tere Dedaar Ko Beithe Hai...; Teri koyal se aawz kanon me pade ye..., Tamanna Lagaaye Hum Bhi Bheithey Hai..!!!
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Love SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
tumne Chaha Nahin Halat Badal Sakte The, Tere Aansu Meri Aankho Se Nikal Sakte The, Tum To Thahre Zheel Ke Pani Ki Tarah, Dariya Me Milte To Bhi Bahut Dur Nikal Sakte They.
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Tongue Twister SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where"s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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Jokes SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
Teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class, and her essay goes on as....... She wrote: Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!! Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they. Ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha. 3 mercedeez cars thin, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, aur uppar se ghar mein 1 saal se paint nahi hua tha!! Family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, Ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they.... All in all, bahut hi gareeb family thi....
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Islamic SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
A ----- Z A ALLAH SE DARO B BISMILLA SE SHURU KARO C CHOR KO SAZADO D DEEN SEEKHO E EILUM HASIL KARO F FARZ ADA KARO G GUSSA MAT KARO H HAJ KARA I IBADAT KARO J JANNAT MILEGI K KALIMA YAAD KARO L LAILAHA ILLALLAH M MOHAMMADUR RASULLAH N NAMAZ PADHO O OMAR KA LIHAZ KARO P PARDA KARA Q QURAN PARHO R ROZA RAKHO S SHUKRIYA ADA KARO T TAUBA KARO U UMMEED RAKO V VAZOO KARO W WAQAT KA LIHAZ KARO X XTRA NAFIL PADO Y YAKEEN KARO Z ZIKR ALLAH KA KARTY RAHO! FAIZI
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Funny SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta after a month he got a letter "mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
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Friendship SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
Intzar k pal bitana mushkil hai beete hue lamhe wapis lana mushkil hai, Jo 1 bar bas jae dilme dhadkan ban k, Woh yar dilse bhulana mushkil ha
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Friends Teasing SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi, Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!! 12345
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Flirt SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
R we friends or r we not u told me once but i 4got 4 all da friends i'v eva met ur da 1 i won't 4get n if i die b4 u do i'll go 2 heaven n wait 4 u. xXx
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Valentine Day SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
IF A PURFUMED ROSE TOUCHES YOUR FACE, IF YOUR MOBILE DANCES ON A NICE TONE, REMEMBER ITS ME TRYING TO SAY YOU"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"
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Boys VS Girls SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sanbhal k bat kro
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Best Wishes SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
A 100% succesful... if a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 then h+a+r+d+w+o+r+k=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98% k+n+o+w+l+e+d+g+e=11+14+15+23+12++5+4+7+5 =96% l+u+c+k=12+21+3+11=47% it is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successfull A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%
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Bangali SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari, Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari, Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje, Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate?EID MUBARAK
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April Fool Trick SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
If you have a digital camera, take a picture of the toilet, then plug in your digital camera into a PC or TV (using TV-out) and get the picture on screen. When you see people coming out of the toilets, start laughing out loud and pointing. The person will come and see the picture and think you saw them in there !
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Adult SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
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Sex SMS Messages
2007-07-18 07:04:00
Man: Kiss Karun? Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi. Man: Boob dabaun.? Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.? Man: Fuck? Gal: Period me hun.? Man: Don"t say loose motions hai
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