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Last Week?s Juicy Birthdays
2007-12-02 06:48:00 I just realized I didn’t post the birthdays this week. Belatedly, Happy Birthday to: Monday 11/26: Rich Little (1938) Robert Goulet (1933) Tina Turner (1938) Charles Schultz (1922-2000) Tuesday 11/27: Bruce Lee (1940-1975) Fisher Stevens (1963) Robin Givens (1964) Caroline Kennedy-Schlossberg (1957) Wednesday 11/28: Randy Newman (1943) Anna Nicole Smith (1967) Thursday 11/29: Gary Shandling (1949) Howie Mandel (1955) Kim Delaney (1964) Friday 11/30: Ben Stiller (1965) Samuel L “Mark Twain” Clemens (1865-) Saturday 12/1: Richard Pryor ... More About: Birthdays , Week
Miss Landmine: Beauty Is More Than Skin Deep
2007-11-25 16:51:00 Many of us remember the iconic Princess Diana and her fight to clear the world of land mines. That was back in the 80s, but other celebrities have more recently (if not as famously) made this their cause as well, including Angelina Jolie , Lucie Diamond, Nelson Mandela, Brad Pitt, Sir Richard Branson, Heather Mills , Sir ... More About: Beauty , Paul Mc , Cartney
There Is No Pete Wentz Sex Tape
2007-11-21 22:36:00 … at least, not up on the YouTubes. Perez Hilton posted a video as “Pete Went z Sex Tape” when it’s really a preview of the sex scene from Pete’s upcoming short film which I swear is called Goodnight Moon and reminds me of a video tape kids I baby sat for used to watch narrated by ...
My Black Little Heart Breaks
2007-11-20 16:48:00 Hate on Kanye West all you want; the boy loved his mama. He tried to go back to work after his mother’s sudden death after plastic surgery which may or may not have been botched, and my guess is he tried too soon. He was doing a concert in Paris when he tried to close ... More About: Usher , Black , Heart , Breaks
This Week?s Juicy Birthdays
2007-11-18 19:55:00 Monday 11/19: Jodie Foster (1962) Meg Ryan (1961) Ted Turner (1938) Wednesday 11/21: Goldie Hawn (1945) Marlo Thomas (1937) Thursday 11/22: Rodney Dangerfield (1921) Terry Gilliam (1940) Jamie Lee Curtis (1958) Mariel Hemingway (1961) Friday 11/23: Boris Karloff (1887-19) Susan Anspatch (1945) Saturday 11/24: Billy Connolly (1942) Sunday 11/25: John Larroquette (1947) Christina Applegate (1971) John F Kennedy Jr (1960-1999) Share This More About: Birthdays , Week
Boy George?s Fag Hag Is SUPER-Cereally Pissed
2007-11-15 14:20:00 The UK’s Daily Mail has a sort of commentary piece by frequent contributor and apparent star-stalker Lesley-Ann Jones about the possible condition of 80s pop star Boy George in which she shares her belief that he’s on a self-destruct cycle in the wake of the charges against him for false imprisonment of an alleged model ... More About: Drugs , Super , Pissed
Bob, You Are Worried About the WRONG PART
2007-11-14 13:17:00 I’ve had conversations about stupid celebrity names with friends on a fairly regular basis. It’s all part of my “Sterilize Hollywood” campaign where I promote the idea that if you are a celebrity, you should forfeit your right to breed. The patron saint of my movement is, of course, Britney Spears, but there are always ... More About: Part , Wrong , Worried
This Week?s Juicy Birthdays
2007-11-12 05:10:00 Monday 11/12: Neil Young (1945) Tuesday 11/13: Garry Marshall (1934) Whoopi Goldberg (1955) Wednesday 11/14: Brian Keith (1921) Charles Windsor, Prince of Wales (-) Thursday 11/15: Edward Asner (1929) Sam Waterston (1940) Beverly D’Angelo (1954) Friday 11/16: Burgess Meredith (1908-) Saturday 11/17: Danny Devito (1944) Sunday 11/18: Linda Evans (1942) Share This More About: Birthdays , Week
What the hell took them so long?
2007-11-07 19:04:00 Nick Hogan has FINALLY been arrested for the car crash that has left his friend and Iraq War veteran John Graziano in a coma with possible brain damage. I’m not even going to bother quoting the “official statement” from the Hogan family about how “saddened” they are at the arrest, but I can tell you ... More About: Hell , Long , Court , Criminal Intent , Nick Hogan
R.I.P. George Osmond
2007-11-06 21:40:00 George Osmond, father to Donny and Marie and the rest of the huge singing clan, died this morning, Tuesday, November 6th, at home in Utah. No word on the cause of death, but it’s likely natural causes (he was 90 years old). No word yet from ABC, but odds are Marie will be missing from tonight’s ... More About: Reality , George , George Osmond
This Weeks (Belated) Juicy Birthdays
2007-11-06 18:15:00 Hi! It’s me! GeecheeGirl! Somehow, I completely lost Monday this week. I’m totally blaming the time change and not late school nights of wine, music and Mexican food, so ner. Without further ado, I bring you some Will Farrell and Jack Black goodness, plus this week’s birthday list: Monday 11/5: Roy Rogers (1911-) Sam Shepard (1943) Vivien ... More About: Birthdays , Weeks
The Nice People
2007-11-06 16:53:00 Natalie Portman isn’t someone you generally read about on sites like this one, or in the tabloids. I think the reason is because she’s not an asshat, manages to keep her legs closed when she gets out of cars, doesn’t send all her money up her nose, and tries to do good things. Odd in ... More About: Music , People , Nice
It was only a matter of time?
2007-11-06 15:57:00 Pete Doherty never fails to disappoint. My fondest wish in life would be for him to marry Britney Spears and all I’d have to do is wake up in the morning, regurgitate their latest mishap, and pop the popcorn. No sooner does he promise that really, sincerely, he’s cleaned up than he’s off and shooting heroin ... More About: Pete Doherty , Drugs , Time , Matter
In Case You Weren?t POSITIVE Britney Is Clueless?
2007-11-05 20:57:00 … her latest fine, fine parenting moment came over the weekend, when she left the boys in the car with the court-appointed monitor to go shopping in a lighting store. Now, two toddlers in a lighting store would do more damage than a pair of cats in a chicken coop, but let’s think this one through, ... More About: Britney Spears , Crazy , Britney , Case , Positive
A Post-Halloween Open Letter to Britney Spears
2007-11-01 17:05:00 Dear Britney: Honey, I KNOW yesterday was Halloween. And being the free spirited artiste that you are, you wanted to enjoy the frivolity of the day. But sweetheart, there are some things that the people on your payroll are too afraid to tell you. I make NO money off you, so I have no problem telling you ... More About: Britney Spears , Post , Open , Crazy , Letter
This Week?s Juicy Birthdays
2007-10-29 16:09:00 .hov:hover{background-color:yellow} Music Video:PARIS HILTON SINGS HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR HUGH HEFNER (by Funny Videos) Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com Monday 10/29: Richard Dreyfuss (1947) Kate Jackson (1948) Winona Ryder (1971) Tuesday 10/30: Henry Winkler (1945) Harry Hamlin (1951) Louis Malle (1932) Wednesday 10/31: John Candy (1950-1994) Michael Landon (1936-1991) Pee Wee Herman (19-) Rob Schneider (1964) Barbara Bel Geddes (1922-) Deirdre Hall (1948) Thursday 11/1: Janny McCarthy (1972) Friday 11/2: Burt Lancaster (1913-) Stephanie Powers (1942) Saturday 11/3: Dennis ... More About: Birthdays , Week
Beer. It?s Not Just for Breakfast.
2007-10-26 04:04:00 Someone MIGHT want to tip off the craft services folks on the Lost set that alcohol probably shouldn’t be served to the cast. I’m just saying. Tags: celebrity, dui, mug, shots, lost, daniel-dae-kimShare This More About: Breakfast , Beer , Criminal Intent
Someone Please Kill Me
2007-10-23 15:46:00 This is awful, right? Truly awful? And yet, oddly hypnotizing. I wanted to go to iTunes and buy the whole album. It may be a latent strain of Enya-itis left over from years I spent crashing on a couch of a couple who LOVED Enya and would play fucking Watermark every night as I fell asleep, ... More About: Music , Kill , Some
This Week?s Juicy Birthdays
2007-10-22 13:48:00 Monday 10/22: Curly Howard “Stooge” (1903-) Tuesday 10/23: James Daly (1918-) Johnny Carson (1925-) Weird Al Yankovic (1959) Wednesday 10/24: Kevin Kline (1947) Thursday 10/25: Marion Ross (1928) Pablo Picasso (1881-19) Friday 10/26: Jaclyn Smith (1947) Natalie Merchant (1963) Hilary Rodham Clinton (1947) Saturday 10/27: John Cleese (1939) Theodore Roosevelt (1858-19) Sunday 10/28: Annie Potts (1952) Julia Roberts (1967) Share This More About: Birthdays , Week
Celebs + Jerusalem + Supermodels =
2007-10-21 06:19:00 Looks like Bar Rafaeli is at it again. After promising not to bring any more famous “friends” to Israel with her after an altercation between then-boyfriend Leo DiCaprio and paparazzi, it turns out that frequent celebrity fuckbuddy and professional surfer Kelly Slater is the latest “guest” of the supermodel to get into it with photogs ... More About: Models , Jerusalem , Celebs , Supermodels , Criminal Intent
Aubrey O?Day Too Late to Be Cool
2007-10-19 15:59:00 Aubrey O’Day of the group Danity Kane has heretofore been best-known for an alleged affair with Sean “Puff Daddy” “Puffy” “P.Diddy” “Diddy” Combs and a once-upon-a-time rumor that she was pregnant with his baby. Apparently, her recent absence from the tabloids necessitated something drastic, in her opinion, and in her latest bid for attention, decided that ... More About: Jenna Jameson , Cool , Late , Aubrey
My GOD There?s More Attention Paid to DOGS?
2007-10-19 14:30:00 … than Britney Spears ’ kids. What the hell kind of a world is it where everyone is up in arms over Ellen Degeneres’ puppy issues and no one seems to give a shit about the tards raising Britney Spears’ kids (I do not include any nannies in the tards statement, because I’m assuming anyone who ... More About: Dogs , Paid , Court , Attention
Arrests, Deaths, and Rehab
2007-10-19 14:02:00 In Communications 101, you usually learn that the news is really all about “fuzz and was.” In the newspaper maybe, but in the world of celebrity trainwrecks, it’s pretty boring stuff when you read things about folks fucking in stairwells on a regular basis. However, in honor of dead and drying out celebs, it’s worth ... More About: Rehab , Amy Winehouse , Deaths , Arrests , Criminal Intent
Kiddie Porn?
2007-10-19 13:40:00 I never bought the whole Claudia Schiffer beard thing, and this just may be the proof I’ve been waiting for. There are reports that the FBI raided “magician” David Copperfield ’s Las Vegas warehouse, seizing a computer hard drive, a camera memory card, and $2 million in cash. No word yet on the charges, but the agents ... More About: Criminal Intent , Kiddie Porn
Maybe Clay Can Do Disney After Broadway
2007-10-17 20:20:00 There’s a rumor afloat that Disney has decided NOT to bring back Vanessa Anne Hudgens of the naked pictures for High School Musical 3. They’ve supposedly decided that as long as they have Zac they don’t need the future porn star Vanessa. Then again, maybe in High School Musical 3, Troy Bolton decides that Chad is ... More About: Broadway , Clay , Broad
These Bitches Need to Get Laid
2007-10-17 15:10:00 Pun totally intended. I generally don’t watch Ellen Degeneres’ show, mainly because I can’t for the LIFE of me figure out how a quirky weirdo like her gets to get it on with a hot chick like Portia de Rossi and I don’t. I mean, she was with ANNE HECHE for chrissake. That should bar her ... More About: Bitches
They Were For Hunting, Right, T.I.?
2007-10-16 02:55:00 In case anyone was wondering exactly where T.I. was instead of showing up at the BET Hip-Hop Awards on Saturday, he was off spending some time visiting some nice folks from the ATF. Apparently, T.I. was arrested for allegedly purchasing… wait for it… three machine guns, two silencers, and a pistol from an undercover ATF agent. ... More About: Court , Criminal Intent , Hunting , Hunt
This Week?s Juicy Birthdays
2007-10-15 23:27:00 Monday 10/15: Penny Marshall (1942) Linda Lavin (1937) Sarah Ferguson-Windsor (1959) Tuesday 10/16: Tim Robbins (1958) Angela Lansbury (1925) Suzanne Somers (1946) Wednesday 10/17: George Wendt (1948) Margot Kidder (1948) Eminem (1974) Thursday 10/18: George C Scott (1927) Jean-Claude Van Damme (1969) Erin Moran (1961) Pam Dawber (1951) Friday 10/19: John Lithgow (1945) Saturday 10/20: Mickey Mantle (1931-) Snoop Dog (1971) Tom Petty (1953) Art Buchwald (1925) Sunday 10/21: Carrie Fischer (1956) Share This More About: Birthdays , Week
Blow Up Dolls Of The Rich And Famous
2007-10-15 05:21:00 Taking “eccentric” to a whooooole new low, er, level this week we have… Charlie Sheen ! It seems he had a massively expensive blow up doll that not only came with him to the set of Spin City (With. Him. To Work. WTFF?), but that he was quite up front with everyone about it, including his ... More About: Denise Richards , Rich , Insane , Crazy
Oh, the Hilarity
More articles from this author:2007-10-09 14:24:00 I tried to ignore Britney’s new “video” and “single” but there’s only so much you can do when you are full of snark. I spent the long weekend in Georgia, and was able to escape all Hollyweird news. It was blissful, I tell you. Then I come back to this travesty, and well, even my vacation ... More About: Britney Spears 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 |
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