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LiLo Finishes Program, Elects Outpatient Continuance
2007-10-08 19:17:00 Lindsay Lohan finished both hell week with dad and her program at Cirque Lodge this week. she is officially done with the program, and has elected to continue a week of outpatient treatment in Utah before returning home to California. According to staff at Cirque, she was done with the program a few weeks ago, and ... More About: Lindsay Lohan , Rehab , Program , Lilo , Gram
Buns In The Oven
2007-10-08 19:06:00 The blogosphere is giddy with official word from the J-Lo camp that she has not one but two buns in the oven. That’s right, folks, Jennie is going to need a bigger block, it seems. We can only hope they both look like mom and not skeleton-like dad, Marc Anthony . Share This More About: Baby , Oven , The O
This Week?s Juicy Birthdays
2007-10-08 16:19:00 Monday 10/8: Chevy Chase (1943) Matt Damon (1970) Sigourney Weaver (1949) Tuesday 10/9: Scott Bakula (1954) Zachary Ty Bryan (1981) Sharon Osbourne (1952) John Lennon (1940 - 1980) Wednesday 10/10: Ben Vereen (1946) Tanya Tucker (1958) Thursday 10/11: Darryl Hall (1946) Eleanor Roosevelt (1884 - 1962) Friday 10/12: Kirk Cameron (1970) Susan Anton (1950) Luciano Pavarotti (1935 - 2007) Saturday 10/13: Kelly Preston (1962) Paul Simon (1941) Marie Osmond (1959) Sunday 10/14: Harry Anderson (1952) Roger Moore (1927) Ralph Lauren (1939) Charles ... More About: Birthdays , Week
Starting the Office Pool?
2007-10-06 04:34:00 It’s going to be tough around here, what with Geechee rooting for her and all, but it’s time to start the office pools, people: Lindsay Lohan is AGAIN out of rehab, as confirmed by both parents to People. Geechee over there is firmly in the “atta girl” camp while I’m sitting here cutting construction paper strips ... More About: Office , The Office , Rehab , Drugs
A Free Gift for the Spears and Lohan Families
2007-10-06 04:03:00 It’s a damn slow news day. So I thought, for kicks, that I’d gift the friends, foes, and family surrounding Britney and Lindsay with the proper way to communicate. Seeing as Lindsay is planning on intensive therapy with crazy daddy, and probably needs some with her batshit Stage Mom, and Britney is only communicating with ... More About: Free , Gift , Lohan , Families , Spears
I?d Hardly Call this A Sex Tape
2007-10-02 18:49:00 Presenting the yawner of a sex tape allegedly made by Eva Longoria that is circulating the Internet: Was that for real??? Hardly worth the watch, IMO. And it’s a good thing too, as it is a fake. Share This More About: Call
No LiLo! Don?t Do It!
2007-10-02 16:11:00 You were doing so well… don’t leave rehab for FIVE FUCKING DAYS with your sperm donor! He doesn’t have your best interests at heart! Is any one else freaking out over this? No? Just me? Fine. Rehab is such a delicate balance, and Lindsay is dong so well. How can they allow her to leave ... More About: Lindsay Lohan , Lilo
About Fuckin? Time
2007-10-01 22:53:00 Finally, some judge realized that Britney Spears isn’t fit to raise a terrarium and ordered her to turn over the hatchlings to K-Fed. It’s a sad and sorry day when you realize that KEVIN FUCKING FEDERLINE is the better alternative as a parent. Maybe those poor children will finally get to see what a toothbrush ... More About: Time , Court
This Week?s Juicy Birthdays
2007-10-01 16:48:00 Happy Birthday to: Sunday 9/30: Fran Drescher (1957) Jenna Elfman (1971) Johnny Mathis (1935) Monday 10/1: Randy Quaid (1950) Julie Andrews (1935) Jimmy Carter (1924) Tuesday 10/2: Groucho Marx (1890-) Sting (1951) Mahatma Ghandi (1869-) Wednesday 10/3: Jack Wagner (1959) Neve Campbell (1973) Thursday 10/4: Buster Keaton (1896-1966) Alicia Silverstone (1976) Susan Sarandon (1946) Anne Rice (1941) Jon Secada (1961) Friday 10/5: Larry Fine “Stooge” (1911-) Diahanne Carroll (1933) Kate Winslet (1975) Ray Kroc (1902) Saturday 10/6: Britt Eckland (1942) Carole Lombard (1908-1942) Elisabeth ... More About: Birthdays , Week
48 Hour CelbriNews
2007-09-28 03:52:00 The best (or… worst) in celebrity news from across the internet over the last two days. Who drives around with no license, no lights on, and the kids in the back just days after being reamed in court over their bad behavior and told to shape up or lose the kiddies? Why, Brit Brit of course! In ... More About: Britney Spears , Tom Cruise , Angelina Jolie , Christina Aguilera , Brad Pitt
Kiefer Sutherland Popped
2007-09-27 08:11:00 Kiefer Sutherland was popped this week for an alleged DUI in West Hollywood. This is Sutherland’s second DUI in recent years, his last being in 2004. He reportedly blew more than twice the legal limit (.08 in California). He was pulled over initially for making an illegal U turn. Share This More About: Kiefer Sutherland , Kiefer
Cirque Lodge Rehab Roach Motel
2007-09-25 07:04:00 The celebs check in, and in, and in… Most recent addition to the happy, shiny Cirque Lodge family is Richie Sambora, of Bon Jovi and wife stealing fame. I haven’t been able to find out yet what the straw that broke that camel’s back was, though. Wonder if he’ll try to hit on LiLo. I’d ... More About: Lindsay Lohan , Music , Rehab , Motel
More Celebuspawn Hatchlings
2007-09-24 15:19:00 Both Charlotte Church and Salma Hayek popped out their future tabloid godesses recently, with Salma giving birth to Valentina Paloma Pinault at some undisclosed location at some undisclosed time (and thank GOD because my word, she looked like she had to be in pain), and Charlotte Church also having a girl in some hippie-esque home ... More About: Baby , Pawn
I Can Tell You What I Haven?t Been Doing?
2007-09-24 15:12:00 … is brushing Britney’s kids’ teeth. My most humble and abject apologies for my extended absence; sometimes real life gets in the way of what celebs call real life. Britney, however, has continued her trainwreck since the VMAs with a dirt two-fer… for starters, she was finally charged for that hit and run that was all caught ... More About: Britney Spears , Court , Been , Haven , Doing
Vanessa Hudgens To Get The Axe?
2007-09-24 06:36:00 According to this blog, Vanessa Hudgens may indeed be axed for her naughty nudie pics. It seems gossip is circulating that Disney wants to boot the star from High School Musical for her bad behavior. Adding to the “bad factor” of the photos and perhaps pushing the Disney execs out of any gray areas ... More About: Boobies , Zac Efron , Gaydar
Marcel Marceau Has Gone To The Final Silence
2007-09-24 06:21:00 BBC has announced today that Marcel Marceau has died at the age of 84. He was most famous for creating his famous mime character “Bip” in 1947. Share This More About: Final , Deaths , Silence , Fina
This Week?s Juicy Birthday?s
2007-09-23 18:17:00 Happy Birthday to: Sunday, September 23: Mickey Rooney (1920 - 2001) Bruce Springsteen (1949) John Coltrane (1926 - 1967) Julio Iglesias (1943) Ray Charles (1930) Monday, September 24: Anthony Newly (1931 -1999) Phil Hartman (1948 - 1998) Jim Hensen (1936 - 1990) F Scott Fitzgerald (1896 - 1940) Tuesday, September 25: Christopher Reeve (1952 - 2006) Mark Hamill (1951) Michael Douglas (1944) Will Smith (1968) Heather Locklear (1961) Wednesday, September 26: Olivia Newton-John ... More About: Week
A Week?s Worth Of Dirt: Juicy!
2007-09-22 06:19:00 K-Fed and Brit Brit get pwned! by the judge. Brit Brit gets the worst of it. Lucky for us, she handles it in her usual responsible fashion. Some dude’s wife decides to capitalize on LiLo’s notoriety by accusing her husband of lying when he said he didn’t have sex with Lohan in rehab. Wait, what? George Clooney ... More About: Week , Worth , Dirt , Wort
Holy Hell Someone Is Giving Him a Show
2007-09-21 20:39:00 Seriously. No, I am not kidding. I know! Check it out: Ugh. Share This More About: Show , Hell , Giving , Holy , Some
Eeeeeeee heheheheeeee IIIIIII?ll Get You My Prettyyyyyyyy
2007-09-18 23:25:00 OK. I don’t even know what to say about this one. Is that what’s under that heroin beehive?? Holy cow. Amy Winehouse is, um, not looking her best. Not that she’s looked her best since Frank, but still. Is anyone else looking for the red striped socks and little people right now?? Share ... More About: Drugs , Insane , Hair
Oh Hai, Teh Emmeez R On
2007-09-17 03:29:00 9:21 PM I totally forgot the Emmys were on tonight. I’m 20 minute late to the start and I missed all of the red carpet. Oh right. I never watch the red carpet real time. I forgot. 9:29 PM Judy Davis missed her Emmy for Starter Wife, and Marcia Cross didn’t know what to do. ... More About: Awards
Brit Brit, Not Fat
2007-09-16 22:29:00 Brit Brit is scary, skanky, unfit and a dozen other adjectives, including the ever popular BATSHIT KRAZEE, but fat she is not. A poor dresser? Absolutely. Fat? Hell no. In honor of Brit Brit, I give you Mika’s new hit single. Good luck not getting this stuck in your head all day. Share This More About: Britney Spears , Music
Look! Someone Who ISN?T Trying to Capitalize On LiLo
2007-09-16 01:07:00 It’s more rare than Brit Brit in underwear: someone who met Lindsay Lohan and isn’t trying to ride her notoriety gravy train. Unlike, say, her parents. But rare as it is, this guy decided to deny the rumors he had a fling with LiLo in rehab, rather than ride her coat tails. Good for ... More About: Rehab , Lilo , Some
Giftstyles Of the Rich and Famous
2007-09-14 14:23:00 Have you ever wondered what a true Emmy Gift Suite had to offer? One LA gossip rag answered that burning question for the hoi polloi by posting the invitation to the Emmys’ hottest gift suite, run by GBK Productions out of the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel’s Presidential Suite. The list contains everything from luxury cosmetic ... More About: Shopping , Awards , Rich , Famous , Greed
Britney Crazy Fan
2007-09-14 04:06:00 I’m sure you’ve seen the original: But, oh, there is WAY more. WAY. This might be the craziest person in the WORLD! Bat. Shit. Insane. I hate myself for even giving more attention to this guy, because he’s going to lose it some day and take his Britney Pool and set fire to some tabloid’s offices or ... More About: Britney Spears , Crazy , Tubers
Zenon, Girl of the DUI
2007-09-13 03:21:00 In the latest addition to our Who’s Who DUI, Disney does it again. What is it with the Disney stable of kids and the drinking and the boobies? The latest is the star of three Disney made-for-TV movies about a girl of the future (Zenon), as well as the voice of Kim Possible nemesis Bonnie Rockwaller ... More About: Girl , The D , Enon
It?s Another Festive Tim Burton Christmas
2007-09-11 15:55:00 Musical theatre geek, that’s me. You name the show, I probably have the soundtrack. It was actually an ex-boyfriend (who later announced he was gay, of course) who introduced me to Sweeney Todd with a PBS showing with Angela Lansbury. Well, you tell me that they are making a movie of one of the darkest ... More About: Christmas , Movies , Tim Burton , Burton
Do Overs We Don?t Need To See
2007-09-11 14:45:00 It seems that Extra! has reportedly offered Brit Brit a chance to have a second third try at a “comeback” after her abysmal showing at the VMAs this week. Oh please don’t. How many comeback chances do you need before you acknowledge that what you really need to do is to have your ... More About: Britney Spears
Live Blogging the VMAs
2007-09-10 03:22:00 11:44 PM: After sitting here realizing that was two whole hours of my life I’ll never get back, I realized… where was all the “incredible Criss Angel” shit we were supposed to see in Britney’s performance? With the disappearing, etc. Unless they were talking about her career, which I seriously see disappearing after this album. 11:09 ... More About: Blogging , Live
BS Meter Off The Charts
More articles from this author:2007-09-08 14:22:00 The “news coverage” (and I use that term very loosely) of Lindsay Lohan ’s “reunion” with her sperm donor, Michael Lohan, has my bullshit meter screaming into the red zone. According to places like World Entertainment News and E! Entertainment Television, the reunion was “amazing”: “The moment Lindsay saw Michael, she started running and jumped into ... More About: Rehab , Charts , The Charts , Meter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 |
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