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She Skates AND She Sings
2007-09-07 03:10:00 Heather Graham sings at least one song in her upcoming movie, Broken. I was watching the video and trying to decide if I liked the song and/or her voice but then I got all sorts of distracted watching her make out with another chick in an alley or something and forgot what I was supposed ... More About: Movies , Sings
Disney Is NOT Having a Good Day
2007-09-06 20:42:00 Well, allegedly, the naked pictures of High School Musical starlet Vanessa Anne Hudgens have surfaced, or at least one naked picture of some chick who remotely looks like her has. Upon closer inspection by a friend of mine who is an expert on naked Latina girls, the girl does look a bit like her, but ... More About: Disney , Good , Nipples
It?s Amazing What a Shower Can Do
2007-09-06 19:58:00 Johnny Depp as Captain Jack is yummy, but I had totally forgotten how well Johnny Depp can clean up. A shower, hair cut, and tux do wonders without losing him that slightly dirty sex appeal. Mmmmm…. I want to be in Venice. Now if only Johnny would introduce Tim Burton to the wonders of modern ... More About: Johnny Depp , Amazing , Shower
Lohan Family Smackdown Continues
2007-09-06 15:29:00 Just when you think the Lohan family might shut up for five minutes, they open their big fat mouths again. And I don’t mean the kids, either. for all of their problems, the kids stay pretty quiet and don’t air the family dirty laundry. Not so the parents. Not that I expect the Lohan parental figures ... More About: Lindsay Lohan , Family , Smack , Smackdown
R.I.P. Luciano Pavarotti
2007-09-06 13:14:00 Luciano Pavarotti has died of pancreatic cancer. He was 71. Geechee cringes in dismay, but I’m a closet opera fan. Say what you want about Domingo and Carreras… there was no better tenor. Rest in peace. “I think a life in music is a life beautifully spent and this is what I have devoted my life to.” Arrivaderci, Maestro. Share ... More About: Luciano , Luciano Pavarotti , Luci
Jerry Lewis Should Step Away From The Mic
2007-09-05 23:01:00 I saw this over the web today, and had a couple of reactions. First, when reading that Jerry Lewis is 81 and still hosting the MDA telethon, was “Jerry Lewis is still alive? Wow.” Second was that I’d rather donate to a real person for a cause like the MDA any day than watch ... More About: Censorship , Step
Whoopi Conveniently Forgets Other ?Cultural? Southern Remnants
2007-09-05 04:46:00 I can’t watch The View . A bunch of shrill harpies and boring-as-hell interviews unless Danny DeVito shows up hammered. I therefore have to rely on the kindness of others to watch this trainwreck for me to know everything I need to know about the show. Today was apparently Whoopi Goldberg’s first day on the job. And, ... More About: Michael Vick , Southern , Cultural
Maybe George Should Check Who Signs the Paycheck
2007-09-04 03:28:00 George Clooney allegedly lost his cool with a reporter at the Venice Film Festival when he was asked about the ads he has done in Italy for Nespresso, a coffee brand owned by the Nestle Corporation. Clooney responded that he doesn’t work for Nestle and “I’m not going to apologise to you for trying to make a ... More About: Politics , George Clooney , Signs , Check , George
Lollipops and Wrinkles
2007-09-03 21:27:00 In a touching story of a lollipop head finding it’s, uh, wrapper? We get wind from across the pond of a possible budding romance between none other than Renee Zellweger and Sir Paul Mc Cartney . That’s right, music loving Renee seems to be going for yet another guitar hero to follow in Kenny Chesney’s unfortunate ... More About: Movies , Music
Maggie Can Provoke Us Anytime
2007-09-03 20:29:00 Maggie Gyllenhaal, already known for her “alt sexy” good looks, has landed a gig as the new lingerie model for Agent Provocateur. She brings an edgy beauty to the lingerie line, and if her first photo shoot is any indication, sales should skyrocket. I love her acting talent (far greater than her brother’s ... More About: Models , Maggie Gyllenhaal , Maggie , Anytime
Can Someone Please Explain His Appeal?
2007-09-02 17:47:00 King of the “O” face when playing, John Mayer has been linked lately to Cameron Diaz , but Page Six is claiming it’s not exclusive, and he’s been spotted around town with some other hot blonde. Can someone PLEASE explain his appeal? Honestly, his music bores me to tears and I can’t tell him from that other ... More About: Jessica Simpson , Some , Appeal
I?m Not Buying It? The Book or the Story
2007-09-02 16:57:00 Ready for the “big revelations” that Rita Cosby’s book Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith ’s Death has? The ones that supposedly made OK! “drop” Larry Birkhead’s first birthday party for Dannielynn? I swear, this woman should move on to writing fiction. It’s that good. According to early leaks about the book, Cosby claims that ... More About: Buying , Book , The Story
Breaking Up Is
2007-09-02 15:22:00 …easy to do. In Hollyweird, that is. The latest on the celebrity split-o-meter? Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams, parents to a cute nearly two year old daughter. They seem to be handling it amicably so far, unlike, say, K-Fed and Brit Brit, Charlie and Denise, Heather and Richie… shit, is anyone in Hollyweird ... More About: Divorce , Movies , Breaking , Brea
I?m Watching Through My Fingers
2007-09-02 06:00:00 When I was a little kid, I’d watch any scary parts of movies through my fingers. Which is how I’m reading Amy Winehouse stories these days. First came the latest Courtney Love comment that she’s “never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.” That’s two Brits in one week Love ... More About: Drugs , Watching , Fingers
Beam Me Up? Peter Petrelli?
2007-09-02 04:20:00 In a fairly obvious bow to the insane sci-fi geeks who make up a good-size section of the Heroes fan base, two Trek-series actors will be joining George Takei in a new-school casting homage to the old school. Playing the grandmother of one of the new Heroes, Nichelle Nichols (Lt. Uhura) in the original Star Trek ... More About: Movies , Peter Petrelli , Peter , Beam , Petrelli
Did You Forget About Chris Benoit?
2007-09-02 03:22:00 The Feds sure didn’t. As a result of the ongoing investigation into illegal steroid use by WWE wrestlers, 10 wrestlers were suspended. The WWE won’t say which 10 they are, but SI.com identified 12 wrestlers who allegedly received steroids and/or human growth hormone through the same drug network: Benoit , Eddie Guerrero (d. November 13, 2005 ... More About: Drugs , Chris , Forge
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Better Keep Kissing Babwa?s Ass?
2007-09-02 01:57:00 … so she holds on to that day job. Her husband, third-string quarterback Tim Hasselbeck, was cut from the NY Giants. Girlfriend better quit baiting the lesbians cohosts or she might find herself out of a job. Tags: Tim-Hasselbeck, NY-Giants, cuts, Elisabeth -Hasselbeck, The-ViewShare This More About: Reality , Kissing , Elisabeth Hasselbeck , Beth
And All the Comics Fans Start the Boycott..
2007-09-01 23:34:00 I seriously hope that this is just a boatload of crap. In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to trash every single superhero legend ever by turning it into a cheesy film, there’s a new rumor about the rumored Justice League movie (how’s that for a big huge rumor?) will include a cameo appearance by the Wonder Twins, ... More About: Fans , Comics , Start , Boycott
DMX Has Better Friends Than Mike Vick
2007-09-01 23:13:00 No charges will apparently be filed against rapper DMX. Apparently, whatever friend “agreed to watch his dogs” took all responsibility for the condition of the dogs when authorities arrived, and the dogs “didn’t appear to have been in fights.” In other words, his buddy didn’t roll over, and was able to cover all bases with the ... More About: Friends , Michael Vick , Mike Vick , Mike , Vick
What Happens When You Give Up on America
2007-09-01 17:25:00 I’m not exactly sure at what point David Hasselhoff realized that he’d never have a singing career in the U.S. and focused on his European appeal, but the end result speaks for itself. Vive le Hoff! And blame Geechee for this… this is what I woke up to in my mail this morning! Share This More About: America , Music , Give , The Hoff , Give up
From The ?Why, Why, Why? Files: Verne Troyer
2007-08-31 23:22:00 Why, why, why is Verne Troyer still getting screen time? Sure, he was funny in Austin Powers. Kind of. But he wasn’t that freaking funny. He just strikes me as that dirty, foul mouthed, drunk, crotch grabbing “uncle” / friend of the family all the little girls knew to stay away from at ... More About: Movies , Files
A Whole Bunch of News I?m Too Lazy to Write About
2007-08-31 04:56:00 I’m feeling particularly lazy today so thought I’d take a little break and let other folks bring you some of the news. Hayden Panettiere celebrates her recent 18th birthday with a nip slip. Guess she wasn’t kidding about the porn ~ from NinjaDude Wow! A real newsflash! Bridget Moynahan might think Tom Brady is an ass. Gee, ... More About: News , Reality
How to Commit Career Suicide in Four Easy Steps
2007-08-31 04:17:00 1. Lose all concept of which clothing pieces are which, confusing shirts and dresses, and disgusting folks far and near with your prematurely saggy ass. 2. Get so busy going batshit crazy and experimenting with bad wigs, ugly weaves, and above-referenced wardrobe confusion that you neglect to reply to the guy who wanted to give you ... More About: Britney Spears , Music , Crazy , Career , Suicide
Guilty Pleasure
2007-08-31 01:46:00 I know I probably shouldn’t admit to it, but my preshuss Tivo will be set to record Justin Timberlake ’s HBO special. He may be one cocky SOB and obnoxious, and I wouldn’t be caught dead at one of his live shows, but I’ll definitely be catching the show on HBO on Labor Day. Check out this ... More About: Music , Pleasure , Guilty
The Hills Are Alive? With Skipping Gay Teens
2007-08-30 15:23:00 via Snarky Gossip: There’s nothing like waking up to a skipping Zefron! Share This More About: Teens , Disney , The Hills , Zac Efron , Hills
Are Even HALF the Owen Wilson Stories True?
2007-08-30 07:31:00 I have to admit that Geechee over there is much more of an Owen Wilson fan than I am; for the most part I’ve been able to totally avoid him other than the recurring nightmare I’ve had that he and Paris Hilton mate and breed all sorts of wonk-faced babies. As such, I didn’t originally care ... More About: Drugs , Stories , Crazy , True
I Love the 70s, Take 482
2007-08-29 02:35:00 At what point did all the studio execs start passing around a giant crack pipe and watching old 70s movies and TV shows? Proving that they are no longer capable of original thought, Disney has greenlit a “sequel” to the Witch Mountain movies, staples of any 1970s childhood. We’ve now seen remakes/sequels/horrifying rehashing of nearly every TV ... More About: Movies , Love , I Love the 70s
Stretching The Definition Of Reality Until It Snaps
2007-08-29 00:25:00 Or until I snap. Whichever comes first. The Worlds Worst Dad, Michael Lohan, is at it again. When Lucifer Lohan was unable to trap his gravy train sign his family up for a reality show to help him cash in on Lindsay’s bank account, he shopped the idea of a reality show starring… ... More About: Lindsay Lohan , Reality , Snaps , Definition , Stretching
Weinstein Weighs In On LiLo
2007-08-28 23:40:00 Movie mogul Harvey Weinstein weighs in on Lindsay Lohan and her marketability: [Weinstein says] he?d hire her tomorrow, despite all her legal and personal issues? But despite all of her problems, revered producer Weinstein insists the 21-year-old is still at the top of his wish list for a string of upcoming movies. The mogul, ... More About: Lilo , Stein , Weigh
Freestyle Hair and Sparkly Outfits!
More articles from this author:2007-08-28 23:20:00 So. There seems to be a tell all book coming out about dynamic cat poking duo Siegfried and Roy. Reallllly? What is there left to tell? Allow me to save you the trouble and money with a plot synopsis: 1) They are Vegas ! Gay, bay-bee! 2) In spite of the Gayitude, they are constantly surrounded by ... More About: Freestyle , Magic , Hair , Gaydar 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 |
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