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Hey, Another Anna Nicole!
2008-02-12 22:40:00 Well, it’s official. Denise Richards ’ “reality” show will hit E! this summer. She fought her ex in court to be able to whore out include her kids. I’m assuming the delay in getting her fascinating self on air has to do with waiting for the writers to get back to work. Only a script can ... More About: Reality , Anna Nicole , Anna , Nicole
Oh Heck YES LiLo as Alice
2008-02-08 01:52:00 So Juicy sent over a story about Lindsay Lohan today that she meant as a joke, but which I think is actually a good idea. Apparently Tim Burton, one of my favorite directors, is considering making Alice in Wonderland. (Don’t get excited, that’s not the story) Why is she irritated and I happy? Because Lindsay ... More About: Movies , Lilo
Targeting the Jolie-Pitts
2008-02-07 18:16:00 It seems the Jolie -Pitts, America’s favorite gorgeous family, are now a target of more than jealousy over their gene pool. Recently shots were fired outside one of their houses, which was scary enough (perhaps that is normal for the rest of us, but shots being fired outside of the ritzy celebrity homes in that ... More About: Angelina Jolie , Baby , Brad Pitt , Criminal Intent
Delta Burke Sheds Light On A Little Acknowledged Problem: Hoarding
2008-02-07 17:45:00 If you are the child of a hoarder, the moment you read that Delta Burke listed “hoarding” as one of the reasons she checked into a psych unit you probably thought “Finally, some attention for this problem.” Many people don’t know what hoarding is, in spite of recent media attention being paid to ... More About: Insane , Crazy , Problem , Light
Obligatory Britney Report
2008-02-07 16:58:00 Truly, I am so tired of writing about Britney Spears and her special kind of KRAZEE, and so disgusted that UCLA released her after her parents finally went to bat for her, that this post is really just a link to a fellow blogger (DotSpotter) who wrote about the news in more detail. Synopsis: ... More About: Report , Crazy
Another One Bites The Dunst, er Dust
2008-02-07 16:45:00 More surprises abound in the Celeb-Rehab arena as Kirstin Dunst checks in to Cirque Lodge. I’ll say one thing for Cirque, they’ve become a better celebrity hot spot than the Ivy these days. Maybe I just missed it, but much like Eva Mendes, I don’t think of Kirstin Dunst as a partier, so ... More About: Movies , Kirsten Dunst
And the two-weeks later quarterbacking begins?
2008-02-06 19:19:00 The results of the Heath Ledger toxicology reports are in, and yes, folks, it was an OD. The laundry list of meds found in his system included oxycodone (yep, you read that right, the preferred drug of Rush Limbaugh), hydrocodone (Vicodin, and even Greg House wouldn’t add Oxy to that mess), diazepam (Valium), temazepam (Restoril, ... More About: Drugs , Weeks
Eva Mendes Joins The Ranks Of The Celeb Rehab Crew
2008-02-02 16:24:00 Another one bites the dust, as the lovely Eva Mendes , most famous for eliciting the phrase “Wait, that isn’t Carmen Electra?” from my honey every time he sees her in a movie, entered rehab this week. She joins the celebrity set at the new rehab hot spot Cirque Lodge in Utah, most famous for Lindsay Lohan’s ... More About: Celeb , Rehab , Drugs , Heath Ledger
Brit Brit Drama Drama
2008-02-02 16:04:00 Britney’s family finally steps up to the plate as the hot mess of a singer headed back to the mental hospital this week. Her father, Jamie spears, sued for and won control of her assets, as well as a much needed restraining order against the skeevy Sam Lufti. It’s about time her family acted liked, well, ... More About: Britney Spears , Drama , Crazy
Won?t Someone Think of the CHILDREN??
2008-01-23 03:31:00 Jesus. Even the judges in Hollyweird are useless when it comes to parenting common sense. Apparently, a judge is going to let Denise Richards whore out her kids in a reality show over dad Charlie Sheen ’s objections. Please. This bitch has no career left other than making the tabs with crap. Name one person who’s had ... More About: Children , Court
Breaking News! Heath Ledger dead!
2008-01-22 22:55:00 More as we get updates! Aussie news reports claim it was a drug overdose, but he was found in a Manhattan apartment. Tags: Heath-LedgerShare This More About: News , Breaking News , Heath Ledger , Dead , Breaking
Go Juno!!
2008-01-22 14:45:00 Just watched the Oscar nominations… wow, the Academy went batshit this year, didn’t they? Jason Reitman? Johnny Depp is a dark horse there as well. And *yawn* is it me, or is Cate Blanchett the new Meryl Streep/Glenn Close? She has an English accent, therefore, we nominate her forever. Share This More About: Juno
R.I.P. Yubaba
2008-01-20 17:08:00 Suzanne Pleshette has died of lung cancer just before what would have been her 71st birthday. Older folks will know her from The Bob Newhart Show, but younger folk will remember her from 8 Simple Rules and as the voice of Yubaba/Zeniba in the American dubbed Spirited Away. I’m always bummed when cool people like Suzanne ...
Maybe Britney Can Get a Book Deal
2008-01-19 00:48:00 Holy hell this is a big one! Former University of Georgia and NFL star Herschel Walker is coming out with a book in August. Big deal, right? Another sports memoir. Well, the buzz is that it IS going to be a big deal. Walker reveals that he lives with dissociative identity order, what is commonly known ... More About: Book , Crazy , Britney , Deal
Dunkin Donuts Coffee Tastes Like Wrung Out Bar Towels And Smells Of Monkey
2008-01-17 18:28:00 Rachel Ray, the hideously perky on screen persona of Dunkin’ Donuts (or as I like to call it here in New England, where we are surrounded by the hideous chain, Skunkin’ NoNuts) revealed that she does in deed possess taste buds. Starcrack may be seen as the devil that killed the independents when it ... More About: Coffee , Monkey , Dunkin Donuts , Rachel Ray , Talk Show
It?s Wednesday, So Britney Must Be?
2008-01-16 17:42:00 more at twiigs.com… If you guessed buying pregnancy tests, you’d be right. Britney was followed by paparazzi into a truck stop or wherever she’s shopping these days and (of course) had pictures taken of herself buying a pregnancy test. I generally support a woman’s right to her own body, but at this point, I definitely ... More About: Britney Spears , Baby , Crazy , Wednesday
Let?s Hope Drew Gets It Right
2008-01-16 12:11:00 Ellen Page, the new Hollywood darling after the success of Juno, has apparently signed on to star in the first film to be directed by Drew Barrymore , called Whip It. I read the EW blurb, saw “roller derby” and “Austin” and by god, Drew, if you don’t get this right I’ll never watch another movie ... More About: Movies , Hope
Dude, Who Made A Bong Out Of My Condoms?
2008-01-16 08:06:00 Party boy and world’s sexiest stoner actor Matthew McConaughey made a baby with his girlfriend Camila. That’s one scary thought, right there. Especially when he publishes this kind of gem on his web site about the blessed event: ?My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together ? its 3 months growin in her ... More About: Movies , Models , Dude , Condoms , Made
Another Sad Ending for a Hollywood Kid
2008-01-16 01:40:00 Brad Renfro is dead. TMZ is reporting that he was found dead in his apartment this morning at the age of 25. No cause of death has been announced, but he’s had problems with drug use in the past. Jeez. He’s supposed to have just wrapped Bret Easton Ellis’ The Informers with Winona Ryder, and was to ... More About: Hollywood , Drugs , Ending , Olly
Naomi Campbell Dating Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez
2008-01-15 08:36:00 The latest rumor scorching the blogosphere is that Naomi Campbell appears to be dating fireball politician Hugo Chavez, President of Venezuela. If the rumor is true people in their vicinity should watch out! That is a pair of serious tempers. The pair have been reportedly spotted canoodling in Caracas after Naomi went there to interview ... More About: Politics , Dating , Crazy
Lindsay Lohan: new boyfriend, continued low profile
2008-01-15 05:05:00 For all of the people expecting immediate scandal from my girl LiLo once she was out of rehab, I’m pleased to say so far so good. Lindsay seems to be keeping her head down and staying out of the spotlight for the most part. In fact, Lindsay news is so scarce right ... More About: Lindsay Lohan , Boyfriend , Lohan , Profile
Debtor?s Prison or Dead? You Make the Call.
2008-01-14 20:23:00 Every day I wake up, roll out of bed, grab a cup of coffee, and see what Britney Did Now. The day Anna Nicole died I almost quit writing about celebs. Seriously. I sat and cried half the day about what a shitty industry this is and we are all vultures picking over the carcasses. But the ... More About: Britney Spears , Crazy , Dead , Prison , Make
We Have a Name!
2008-01-13 14:00:00 The latest update in the Christina Aguilera baby news is that the baby was born SATURDAY, is a boy (6 lbs. 2 oz. and 20.5 inches long) and is named Max Liron Bratman (dude, here’s a clue… take the WIFE’S name to spare your children going through life with the last name Bratman). Now, you’ll note ... More About: Baby
And the winner is?
2008-01-12 04:23:00 Nicole Richie’s publicist! Nicole’s publicist was first out of the gate with the birth announcement that Nicole had a baby girl named Harlow Winter Jean Adam. Xtina’s baby was also born, but her publicist was apparently not motivated enough to give out any deets. Richie is already home with the baby (in Hollywood, you go ... More About: Nicole Richie , Baby , Winner
Juicy Does Sports
2008-01-12 00:35:00 Tony Romo was a dipshit for going to Cabo with Jessica Simpson during his bye week. Sure, it’s all well and good he’s banging a D-Lister, which puts HIM on the D-List, but he’s just not a good enough quarterback to be doing the Tom Brady thing. Tags: Jessica-Simpson, Tony-Romo, NFL, playoffs, Cabo-San-Lucas, CaboShare This More About: Sports
? but the race is on!
2008-01-12 00:22:00 Xtina Aguilera is ALSO rumored to be at Cedars having her planned C-section (hey, at least she cops to it). How cute! Little celebuspawn BFFs from the day they are born! Should be a fun tour through that nursery, though. Peek through the window at the little Oompa Loompa baby next to the tiny little ... More About: Baby , Christina Aguilera , Race
Celebuspawn Hatching?
2008-01-11 23:55:00 Us is reporting that Nicole Richie is giving birth even as I type this. I’m actually more shocked that she isn’t having a C-section, which seems to be the Hollywood norm. Taking bets now for whether this baby weighs more than 2 pounds. Tags: nicole-richie, pregnant, baby, labor, hospital, CedarsShare This More About: Baby , Pawn
Amy Winehouse Gets In Touch With Her Skanky Side. Again.
2008-01-11 17:40:00 Seriously, I was not aware this woman could possibly get skankier than she already was. It seems she was inspired to new lows by her husbands prison term, dying her hair a nasty, brassy, bottle blond and tying it up with a… what is that thing? a dish rag? to go visit hubs in ... More About: Amy Winehouse , Touch , Side , Winehouse
Mischa?s Reps Send Scathing Message About Sister After Her OD
2008-01-11 16:59:00 Mischa Barton was in the news this past December for getting arrested for an alleged DUI on the the 27th. Merry Christmas, Mischa! After getting the DUI she released a statement to the press acknowledging the stupidity of her actions, and stressing how she always “tries” not to drive under the influence, but, you ... More About: Drugs , Message , Send , Sister , Mischa
2008 Starts Off With A Proper Meltdown
More articles from this author:2008-01-10 06:04:00 Well, 2008 certainly started off with enough fodder to kick start Juicy Dirt back into production. Forgive our absense like Britney’s kids forgive her binges? Pretty please? Speaking of meltdowns and Britney, you had to know Britney going out in a fiery display complete with substance abuse and four point restraints would be just ... More About: Rope 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 |
