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Painless ubuntu Linux Install
2007-08-26 13:37:00
Ubuntu is the most popular Linux Distro. Sometimes we want to install Linux but afterthinking about partitioning the HDD and formatting it we do not install. Creating a dual boot system is atough task for a Basic User. So generally we install it on Virtual Machines or Use Live CD.Now you don't need to partition your hard drive to install ubuntu because of WUBI.Wubi(Windows Based Ubuntu Installer). It is an unofficial ubuntu installer.It creates a vertual HDD image file and saves your ubuntu installation there. It does not touches your partition and does not format it.Getting Started... Download the Latest Version of Wubi from http://wubi-installer.org/If you already have alternate CD image of ubuntu then place this image on the same folder where the wubi file is placed. If you have not that image then wubi can download it for you.Run the Wubi Installer:Choose the installation Drive (this drive will contain ubuntu hard disk image)Installtion Size(Size of your virtual hard drive)Desk...
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Sameera Reddy
2007-08-26 13:06:00
Born: September 08, 1982 (1982-09-08)NickName: SamAddress: 9/B Chaand Taires,St। Andrews Road, Bandra(West) Mumbai-50 Education: Rani Birla College at CalcuttaEx-boyfriend: NTR Junior, Sanjay GuptaFavorite food: Japanese dish – SushiFavorite drink: Soya milkHobbies: SwimmingOccupation: ActressDebut Film: Maine Dil Tujhko DiyaPhone: 56902264-theShe was first noticed in a music video, Aahista by Pankaj Udhas.She do not forgot her iPod anytime even when she leaveher home.She likes to be called as SEX स्य्म्बोल.
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Tanushree Dutta
2007-08-26 12:38:00
Date of Birth: 1986Height: 5'8" or 1.73mCity: JamshedpurCountry: IndiaFather: Tappan - officer of Life Insurance Corporation of IndiaEx-boyfriend: Aaditya DuttEducation: Pune university ”I am a complete .I love cooking and experimenting with different type of .I make the ultimate Butter Chicken on earth,” -Tanushree"I have a personal library that is loaded with all kinds of books; right from fiction, non-fiction, philosophical, supernatural to .I have read the first volume of the Mahabharat and am waiting to start on the second .Cookery books have a special place in my personal library,” – Tanushree"I've always wanted to be Miss India. I would watch beauty pageants as a child, wanting to be part of one. When I came to Mumbai, I decided to give Miss India a shot. Winning the title was an amazing surprise. I don't think I was prepared for it. It seemed so unreal for days after I won. Slowly, I realised my responsibilities, as I had to represent my country abroad. My trip to...
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Funny SMS4
2007-08-26 12:28:00
Suna hai ki Unku Kamar hi nahi hai..Na jane Payjama kahan bandhte hain.Utha ke rakha tha maine pair apnaUtha ke rakha tha maine pair apna..............Bai jo kar rahi thi kam apnaDor se dekha tu ande uchal rahe theDor se dekha tu ande uchal rahe thePass jake dekha tu Takle Uchal rahe the...What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and aMonkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!Q: Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A: Because they areafraid of what they have created!Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain rightnow..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nicestructure… Its my mobile. How about your?Consequences of American life style:The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Urkids n my kids r beating our kidsWoman: The most efficient money reducing agent known toman-kind!Sorry 4 disturb u. ca...
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A MAN AND AN OSTRICH
2007-08-26 12:26:00
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him।The waitress asks for their orders। The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.A short time later the waitress returns with the order। "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke।" The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.This becomes routine until, the two enter again। "The usual?" asks the waitress."No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad," says the man। "Same," says the ostrich.Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32।62."Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table।The waitress can't hold...

Foolish Questions
2007-08-26 12:24:00
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
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MuSharraf and His Wife
2007-08-26 12:23:00
MuSharraf to his wife," what happand why you are sad?"Begam," Have not U read the newspapers? Benazir say that "She wants Musharraf without Uniform
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Funny SMS3
2007-08-13 16:39:00
Mujhe mere kitchen me cooker ko dekh ke gussa aata hai,SALA, mere samne meri bewi ko dekhkar seeti bajata haiEk theater me Naari par film chalrahi thee, tabhee ek ladkee khadi hokar chillai, “Aaj kee naari kya nahi kar sakti.”Ek Sardar bola, “Khade hokar deewar par susu nahi kar sakti.”Mehbooba ko ab chand mat kehnaa,Kyunki suna hai ki ab chand pe bhee har koi chad raha hai.When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friendI KILL YOU FOR FREE !!I liveby faith andnot by sight,so whether Isee you or not,I know you'restill the same..."A person with clean heart..."and dirty mind! lmao"Positive thinkin is like this:a little bird in the sky..u look up n it shits in ur eye..u dnt mind n u dnt cry..u jst thank God tht cows dnt fly...
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Nisha Kothari : Hot and Sizzling
2007-08-13 16:39:00
Real name: Priyanka KothariCity: KolkataCountry: IndiaMarital status: singleOccupation: bollywood actress/modelDebut Film: SarkarShe was discovered by Ram Gopal Varma.She is well known as Amoha in south.This glamorous doll can speak English, Hindi, Bengali and a bit of Rajasthani too.How she bagged her first movie:When actor Madhavan came for a Pepsi ad to Mumbai she just went to him and showed him her photos and the actor was very impressed with her and immediately called his South Indian director and asked him to put her for audition. And then she flew to Chennai and that's all about how she entered the cine field."An actress should be a complete package. It?s not just about acting?it?s about how well you can carry off a variety of clothes, how well you can dance, sizzle with your co-star and of course, remember your lines", - Nish a Kothari Photos of Nisha Kothari Wallpapers
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Beautiful Shriya Saran
2007-08-13 16:39:00
Date of Birth: Sep 11, 1982 Birth Place: DehradunHeight: 5' 6''Boyfriend: Rajiv Mallu Debut: Telugu:'Ishtam' with 'Charan' Hindi: 'Shukriya' with 'Aftab' Tamil: 'Maahai' with 'Jayam Ravi' How she entered in films?The director of 'Ishtam' Mr.Rao was impressed by her appearance in the music video Chalti Kyon Hawa and selected for their film.Her Kaththak Guru is Guru Sobha Narayanji.She modeled in 'Coke', 'Red Label Tea'Her Music video is Chalti Kyon Hawa' by Renu Nathan and BMG produced that video.Best Compliment: When her mother calls her 'darling'" I especially like the after love in an arranged marriage." -Shriya Hobbies: Dancing and Swimming Facts:Shriya is a very stubborn person.Shriya gets up early in the mornings.Her childhood dream was to become a Kathak classical dancer.She was brought up in HaridwarHer mother is a chemistry teacher. She has participated in street plays during her college days.She is Brand Ambassador of NaandiWallpapers
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The Greatest Lies in the World
2007-08-13 16:39:00
The Greatest Lies in the World The check's in the mail. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.I thought I already gave you that money I owed you. I promise I'll pay you back next Friday. I've never been this drunk before. I'll never get this drunk again. I've checked this Email out, and it's really not a hoax. Now we're even. I'm fine. We found and fixed the last bug! The software will ship on schedule. It was as simple as that. It's all your fault! I love you You don't need to use a condom; I'm on the Pill. I don't need to use a condom; I've had a vasectomy and tested negative for STDs. A representative of the government says... We'll have the repairs on your car done by noon. Operator, my calling card number is... ou look like you haven't aged a day. No, I don't think that outfit makes you look fat. This is what it will cost to repair your car. If elected, I promise... You're going to love working here. I don't know what you're talking about. Nine ou...
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Vidya Balan: Simple and Sweet
2007-08-13 16:39:00
Date of Birth: January 1, 1982Birth Place: Palakkad, KeralaHeight: 5'6"Languages: Tamil, Malayalam, English, Hindi, and Bengali.Awards: Filmfare Best Debut AwardDebut: Parineeta Facts:1) Gossip columnists linked Vidya with John Abraham but she strongly denied the allegations.2) In an interview, Vidya has stated that she visits temple everyday .3) She decided to join films the day she interacted with Shabana Azmi while in college4) She is trained in Carnatic music5) She made her debut as a model in a Surf Excel advertisement in 19986) She did number of ad films under the great director Pradeep Sarkar. She had done more than 25 ad films by 1998.7) She was listed as number 8 of 'Top Bollywood Actresses' of 2006.Vidya Balan Quotes:"When everyone says good things about you, you have to be careful that your feet remain on ground""Even in times of adversity, I believe everything that happens, happens for the best. I am a die-hard optimist"" Though I have firm faith in God, I refuse to f...
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New Desktop : The Real Desktop
2007-08-13 16:39:00
Are u bored from your windows desktop. want to try something new and refreshing with new exprience.If your answer is YES then REAL DESKTOP IS FOR YOU.This is a small program which can temperary change your Desktop . A new experience. When u move icons in desktop you will hear voice and it will make feel of moving icons in real world.The only drawback I found is its trial version is only for 1 hour.TRY NOW>>
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Cyber~Geek Glossary
2007-08-13 16:38:00
Baud Rate : the rate your heart beat reaches as you impatiently wait for a web page to load.Netgroup : a bunch of old bores endlessly discussing the weather.Browser : a program which searches for the information you want but instead gives you a selection of pornography, advertisements and trivia.Cookies : Files secretly planted on your P.C. as part of a computer master plan to take over the world.Email : see junk mail.Favorites : A massive list of long forgotten sites which once seemed crucially important.Download : A technical term meaning theft and plagiarism.Homepage : A glitzy, snazzy, brilliantly animated entrance to a completely dull, boring and pointless web site.Local Area Network : The World Wide Web on a bad day.Link : a connection which takes you from a useless site to a totally useless site.Modem : a device which ties up your phone line for twenty four hours every day.Snailmail : The use of trained molluscs to deliver letters.Search Engine: A program which finds every we...
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website created by a female
2007-08-13 16:38:00
You know a web site was created by a female if :-* The homepage uses 16 shades of pink and 42 different fonts.* It contains Links to fashion, poetry, TV soaps and shopping guides.* It includes photos of family, friends, pets and everyone's babies.* It has over 500 pages of gossip and scandal.* It changes eight times a day.* It takes 2 hours to load.* Once a month it becomes emotional and irrational.* It only loads if it’s included in your ‘Favorites’ list। thanks to...weird-websites.com
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MEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
2007-08-13 16:38:00
ELEMENT: MAN SYMBOL: EGODISCOVERER: Eve. Discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs.ATOMIC WEIGHT: Accepted as 170 lbs, known to vary from 98 to 360 lbsOCCURRENCES: Large quantities in all populated areas. Highly concentrated deposits at all sporting events and areas known as "singles bars". Extremely low quantities can be found in any location where cleaning up is required. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1) Surface often covered with hair -- bristly in some areas, soft in others. 2) Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic & Common Sense. 3) Melts if treated like a God. 4) Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme caution. 5) Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick. 6) Becomes stubborn and unyielding when pressure is applied; yields only when subtlety, subterfuge, flattery are applied.CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1) Is repelled by concentrated quantities of precious and semi-precious metals and...
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Splat... Biff... Poop! netdisaster.com
2007-07-25 21:09:00
Here is the all in one solution of those frustrating websites which have alot of pop ups and ads. just open www.netdisaster.com and type the name of any site. That's it. You are now ready to make a cow dung or dog poop on the page.ENJOY!!!
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