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The SpewkerThe SpewkerThe Spewker is a frequently updated entertainment and video blog from Baltimore, Maryland utilizing humor and analysis to rant and poke fun at politics, celebrities, the media, movies, television, and life in these here United States. Articles
The Spewker is Going Dark Until February 4, 2008
2008-01-17 18:31:00 This is the last article on The Spewker until February 4, 2008 . If you could see my house, you'd know why. The dishes are no longer simply piling up in the sink. This... View full content at The Spewker More About: Dark
Impressive Sixty Second Videos from the 2008 Orange British Academy Film Aw
2008-01-16 16:35:00 I'm a sucker for awards events. The swirl of glitterati, red carpet bursting in a thousand bulbs of flash, paps shouting "Over here! Turn left! Give me a smile!", stars... View full content at The Spewker More About: Videos , Film , Academy , British , Orange
Wasting Away Again in Bloggeritaville
2008-01-15 09:38:00 Anyone who thinks blogging is an easy way to make a living is dead wrong. Creating a blog of even modest distinction takes time, dedication, spunk, a little je ne sais qua,... View full content at The Spewker
Writers Strike Kicks Golden Globe Awards in the Teeth
2008-01-14 10:26:00 The entertainment industry is in trouble when my children begin complaining about the current wasteland that is television. For more than ten weeks, the Writers Guild of... View full content at The Spewker More About: Awards , Globe , Teeth , Strike
Premiere Hollywood Event Showcases Talent of Johnny Grant, Dead at Age 84
2008-01-11 08:03:00 Another end of an era. Glitterati across America are in mourning over the death of the unofficial Mayor of Hollywood , Johnny Grant. He was 84 years old. Grant was unmarried.... View full content at The Spewker More About: Event , Premiere , Dead
Bill Gates Last Day at Microsoft Video
2008-01-10 18:05:00 Big news flash. Bill Gates is retiring from Microsoft to devote his attention to The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Oh. You already knew. Well some of us have a life.... View full content at The Spewker More About: Video
Bridge to Terabithia Brings Children's Book Classic to Life
2008-01-10 07:36:00 My children must be the few left on the planet who’ve never read the book, Bridge to Terabithia , either because their teachers never assigned it, or Nickelodeon never made it... View full content at The Spewker More About: Life , Book , Classic
Fifth Season of The Wire Skewers Baltimore Media
2008-01-09 13:41:00 Terrific. She Who Must Not Be Named is vowing to fight to the end. The Clintonoms are dancing in the streets. For goodness sakes, it was only a three-point lead. Here’s the... View full content at The Spewker More About: Media , Season , Baltimore , Wire , The Wire
LED Christmas Lights are the Latest Fashion in Home Decor
2008-01-09 02:38:00 The holidays have ended, but the beat goes on. Celebrities continue to make fools of themselves. Politicians continue to trade verbal slings and arrows. The writers strike... View full content at The Spewker More About: Christmas , Fashion , Home , Decor , Lights
Britney Spears is Just Another Victim of Danny Bonaduce Life Coach
2008-01-08 16:19:00 Don't ask us how we found Danny Bonaduce Life Coach . All we know is that the series of tiny tubes known as the Internet took us there. It's about time someone revealed the... View full content at The Spewker More About: Britney Spears , Britney
Politicelebritopia Roundup for November 19, 2007
2007-11-19 23:14:00 The line separating politicians and celebrities so often becomes blurred. Mongrel spawn litter the planet as they cross each others' realms, mongrel spawn are born. Roundup ... View full content at The Spewker More About: November , Politic , Brito
Swift Kids For Truth Say No To Hillary Clinton
2007-11-19 06:21:00 I believe that children are our future. Let the children laugh and lead the way. Let the children's laughter remind us of what we used to be. View full content at The Spewker More About: Truth , Kids , Hillary Clinton , Clinton , Hillary
Paula Abdul Hides Plastic Surgery While Simon Says All
2007-11-18 05:32:00 Looking for comment from American Idol Judge Paula Abdul about the plastic surgery related death of Kanye West's mother, a TMZ cameraman dug a little too deep. Not that Paula... View full content at The Spewker More About: Plastic Surgery , Surgery , Plastic
Pro Hillary Crowd Turns CNN Las Vegas Debate Into Society Page Social
2007-11-16 14:00:00 Aw, ain't that nice. The bride and her groomsmen all lined up and so purty. Whars 'er corsage, ah mean, boo-kay? They couldn't find sump'n to match orange? Aw, ain't it a... View full content at The Spewker More About: Society , Social , Las Vegas , Page , Debate
Universal Thanksgiving Question
2007-11-15 22:32:00 "'Scuse me, but I have to know. Do these giblets make me look fat?" View full content at The Spewker More About: Question , Thanksgiving , Universal , Hank , Univers
Mess Ups and Dress Ups - A Halloween Filled Foible Review
2007-11-04 15:09:00 I've been having a lot of problems with my computer. Not that anyone cares. In trying to get back up to speed, I also noticed a lot of problems in the underbelly of... View full content at The Spewker More About: Review , Dress , Halloween , Allo , Mess
Maryland Special Session - O'Malley Plays to the Choir
2007-10-31 16:29:00 THE FAMILY TENORS A three act play depicting inter-party dynamics in the Maryland General Assembly. Act I, Scene III: Mood: Democratic Governor Martin "Tony Tenor" O’Malley... View full content at The Spewker More About: Special , Plays , Choir
"I Got A Rock" And Other Halloween Treats
2007-10-30 07:36:00 I've been holding back some stuff for tomorrow's fright fest. Once it's Halloween , this year will go on the fast track to New Year's Eve. Thought it might be nice to take a... View full content at The Spewker More About: Rock , Treats , Allo
Politicelebritopia Round-Up for October 29, 2007
2007-10-29 09:40:00 The line separating politicians and celebrities so often becomes blurred. As they cross into each others' realms, mongrel spawn are born. Round -up from this past week... View full content at The Spewker More About: Round Up , October , Politic , Brito
The Top 10 Salient Celebrity Smackers
2007-10-28 06:38:00 They’re bowed, blown-up, full, curled, lush, luscious, rounded, snarled and salacious. Portals of communication and objections of obsession. Curio chambers of lips, teeth,... View full content at The Spewker More About: Celebrity , Smack
Christian Groups Angry Over Kathy Griffin Remarks
2007-09-12 23:18:00 Did plastic surgery enhanced Kathy Griffin really say, "Suck it Jesus, this is my god now," then kiss her new Emmy and walk off the stage? Apparently, this did in fact happen... View full content at The Spewker More About: Christian , Angry , Groups
Pathetic Voter Turnout Produces Outcome in Baltimore City Election
2007-09-12 23:07:00 Just as I predicted, Democratic challenger Keiffer J. Mitchell, Jr. needed a miracle to triumph in the Baltimore City mayoral primary. God must still be on vacation. Either... View full content at The Spewker More About: Election , Pathetic , Produce
Sixth Memorial Anniversary of 9/11
2007-09-11 08:55:00 A Clear Crisp Morning Sky Under the clear crisp sky on the morning of September 11, 2001, I drove my car to the Jiffy Lube express. The orange jumpsuit refused to change my... View full content at The Spewker More About: Anniversary , Memorial , 9/11
2007 Baltimore City Mayor Endorsement
2007-09-10 18:20:00 My friends say I have a civic duty to endorse a candidate in the Baltimore City mayoral race. Really? My family doesn’t even live in Baltimore City. Who am I to say who... View full content at The Spewker More About: Mayor , Endorsement
Feeling the "OPEC Squeeze" at the APEC Summit
2007-09-07 21:24:00 What is the APEC Summit and why should you care? Soon enough, everyone will be talking about it. Then you’ll be glad you took the time to read on. A brief aside: Honestly,... View full content at The Spewker More About: Feeling , Squeeze |
