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Friendship SMS
2007-10-07 08:30:00
smile everudas neverspeak evergumsum nevershare everhide nevercare everleft neverthink me ever4get me neverbcoz we r friends 4ever==================================== =============== I can"t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because.....if He did, I can"t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!=================================== ================ Hearts could only luv for a while, feet cud only walk for a mile,clothes won"t forever be in style but having u as my friend is foreverworthwhile.======================= ==============================Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today,so plz recharge your friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet msgs...================================== =================== smile everudas neverspeak evergumsum nevershare everhide nevercare everleft neverthink me ever4get me neverbcoz we r friends 4...
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Love SMS
2007-10-07 08:24:00
There"re many people in this worldthat I"ve known ,but it"s very difficultto give them LOVE becoz my heartand my soul can survive for U onlyone until 4ever.=========================== My heart is made 2 luv u,my lips are made 2 kis u,my eyes r made 2 c u, myhands r made 2 hold u,evry part of me wants u,bcoz i was made just 4 u!!================================If anytime ur life is like a diya in the windso I"ll keep my hand around youso all worries mine and all light is yours.=============================My love for youis like waterfalling countlessThe beating of myheart for you is soheavy and soundlessThe feeling of beingin your arm is soprecious and endless============================== The SPACES between ur FINGERS were createdso that another person"s fingers would fill them in.Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever.=================================== ====
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Santa and Banta
2007-09-20 20:45:00
Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?Banta : I give up.Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music*********Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."Judge : "But why ?"Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."Judge : "How do you know ?"Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."*********From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Banta."Jasmeet : "Banta ! But he is your enemy !"Santa : " Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."*********Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, she didn't get the fax."*********
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Hindi SMS 3
2007-09-03 22:08:00
Dooriyo ki na parwah kiya kijiye,dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye.Hum door zyada nahi aapse,bas apni aakhon ko palko se mila lijiye... ----------------------------------------- ----Mil jaati hain kitno ko khushi,Mit jaate hain kitno ke ghumMessages isiliye bhejte hain hum,Taaki naa milne se bhi apni Dosti naa ho Kam!! ----------------------------------------- ------Khushbu maangi thi Khuda se,Woh hume phool thama gaye.Bas thodi si khushi maangi thi dua mein,Toh aap jaisa dost dekar hame khushnaseeb bana gaye..! ----------------------------------------- --------Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE!
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Funny SMS 3
2007-09-03 22:03:00
A person who surrenders when he?s WRONG, is HONEST.A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..A person who surrenders even if he?s RIGHT, is HUSBAND.!Mayawati came to Lallu?s house with a goat.Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon. Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toMashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye, main doobonga to sahara dega. Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!! What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?Magnets have a positive side! its difficult 2 understand God. He makes such beautiful things as women, .and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice.He Chcked 1st patient?s eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally said BOLE TO???. TORCH THEEEEK HAI It takes thousand workers to build a castle. Million soldiers to prote...
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Funny SMS 3
2007-07-15 20:40:00
Junbaan se Naam Lete hi,Aankhon se aansu Chalak Jaate hai...Kabhi Hazaro baatein kiya karte the...Aaj Ek baat ke liye taras Jaate hai...~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Phool bankar muskurana Zindagi hai,muskarake gum bhulana Zindagi hai,jeetkar koi khushi ho to kya hua,Dil haarkar Khushiya mananna Zindagi hai~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Na Chhahat Hai Sittaron ki,Na Tammanna hai Nazarano ki,Aap Jaisa ek Dost Mila toKya Jarurat hai HAZARON ki...~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Humne Jab Kabhi Khushi Mehsoos ki,Har Kadam Pe aapki Kami Mehsoos ki,Door Rehkar bhi Aapki Dosti Kam na hui,Ye baat humne Dil se Mehsoos ki~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Mandir main Jaap karta hu,Man main prabhu ka nam leta hu,Kahin Insan se Khuda na ban jaun,isliye tumhe SMS karkeroz ek Paap karta hu!!~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liyeDost 1 ayina hai armano k liyedost 1 mehfil hai anjano k liyedost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan,Devdas ne Dekhi P...
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Some Gud SMS
2007-07-15 20:36:00
Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata************************************* ******Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,na karenge kisi se vaada,par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dostika vaada************************************ ************MUSKURANA hi to KHUSHI nahi hoti,UMAR bitana hi to ZINDAGI nahi hoti.Khud ko MITANA padta hai DOSTI mein,Kyunki DOST kehna hi to DOSTI nahi hoti
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SMS
2007-05-05 21:05:00
aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye........Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,Dard hi dard subah shaam isliye chup hoon,Keh du zamane se dastan apni,Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoonKaash ham SMS hote aik click main tumhare paas hoteBhale tum Hamein delete kar detepar kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsaas to hoteEk hai asman ka tara ,Ek hai sagar ka kinara,Bewafa hai zamana sara,Nasib hai achha hamara,JO mila DOST aap jaisa Pyara..Doston ki kadar karte hai hum itni,Asman me roshni hai jitni,Yakin na ho to CALL kar ke dekhlo,Hum karenge baat apse utni -Apke MOBILE me Laxmi hai jitni..

Santa Banta 2
2007-05-05 20:39:00
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?Santa : Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am********************************* ***************************************** **A man to Santa: Aao ji chess kheleinSanta: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.************************************ ****************************************A t the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?********************************** ***************************************** *In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...********************************** ***************************************** *Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!********************...
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Sardar Jokes
2007-04-01 19:58:00
Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.Sard ar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I dont know who is Jayanthi.-------------------------------- ---------------------------Sardar : You cheated me.Shopkeeper: How ?Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.------------------------------ -----------------------------Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.------------------------------------ -----------------------Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.--------------------------------- ---------------------------Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?Patient : Yes. A good doctor.---------------------------------- ------------------------...
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Marriage Jokes
2007-03-19 10:25:00
Man: Is there any way for long life?Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.------------------------------------ ---------------------------------Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?It's a formality just like two boxers shaking handsbefore the fight begins!---------------------------------- -----------------------------------Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.--------------------------------- ------------------------------------It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.-------------------------------- --------------------------------------Aad mi shaadi kyon karta hai?Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kareaur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...---------------------------------- ------------------------------------Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala dur...
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Sant banta Jokes
2007-03-17 10:41:00
Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ----- Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ------- Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- ------- Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai. ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- -------- Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabh...
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Friendship Jokes
2007-02-08 18:30:00
?SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHEDIf you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!? PRICELESS GIFTFriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!?COMPUTERA good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!? FRIENDS LIKE HAIRFriends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.?FRIENDSTrue friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.?FRIENDSHIP IS....FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!sorce : www.funsms.net
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Love Quotes
2007-02-08 18:26:00
?I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last. ?I'm so sad when you're gone. Come back soon. Miss you! ?In my dreams and in our love for 1 another there are no impossibilities. ?Love is like quicksand - the deeper you fall in it the harder it is to get out. ?You're just my cup of tea. ?Love is like the truth, sometimes it prevails, sometimes it hurts. ?Love is not something you feel. It's something you do.
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Best Friend Messeges
2007-01-26 13:55:00
?Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.?To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him, two.?True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friend s are the people worth living for.?Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.?A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.?The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.?A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.?I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that. ?A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.?Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'.?True friendship comes whe...
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Funny jokes
2007-01-26 13:04:00
?We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!?I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING?All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.?If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.?Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.sorce : www.funsms.net
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2007-01-25 16:11:00
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