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Shayari - 2
2008-06-04 20:30:00
Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith karMat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar...Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang Le ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~Mohabbat ke kuch aise arma bhi hote hainJaagti aankhoon main bhi khuwab hote hainKaun kehta hai ke ghum main hi aasoon nikalte hainIn muskurati aankhoon main bhi seilab hote hain~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~Jab Aap hamse Ruth jaogeJab Aap hamse khafa ho jaogeJab Aap hame bhul jaoge.....TabGaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad AA jayega ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A gar rakh sakho to 1 nishani hu main,Aur kho do to sirf 1 kahani hu main,Rok paye na jisko ye saari duniya,Vo 1 boondh ankh ka paani hu main............. .!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,Dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,Ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,Mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti
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Funny SMS - 11
2008-06-02 20:30:00
Who bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ...Par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~Aiye mere dost,Andhero ke ghost,Double ande ka toast,Bujha hua lamp post,Murgi ka roast,I still love U Da Most ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Manzil ki taraf barteh challoPeche walon ko age na Jane doJo age ho unse age nikloTabhi tum achche "RIKSHEWALA" ban sakte ho..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~Love is pakisthanRomance is afghanisthanBut don't increase population in hindustan.B,coz there is no place in khabrastan(grav yard)Lets start the family plan... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~Circuit to Munna: Help me yaar, main jab baat karta hoon to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,Aadmi nahi dikhta.Munna : Aaisa kab hota hai?Circuit : Phone karte waqt !!
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Funny SMS - 10
2008-06-01 10:11:00
Flowers die......... .,Stories end......... .,Songs fade........ ..,Memories are forgotten... .,All things come to an end,But people like you,Always remain forever,B'cozzzzzzzzzzzz. .... ...:::::::GHOSTs NEVER DIE......!!! !Hahaha!!!!!! !!!!! ~~~~~~~~~ Sardar was writing something very slowly.Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast ~~~~~~~~~ Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job.He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".After much thought he wrote: Yes ~~~~~~~~~Wife: Oh dear when you remove your specks you look like the same cute boy whom I married 20 years back.Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks and look at you, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back. ~~~~~~~~~ Sam and David were sharing their childhood memories.Sam says: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.David: Oh my ...
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BALLE-BALLE SARDARJEE
2008-05-20 04:17:00
Interviewer: what is your birth date?Sardar: 13th OctoberWhich year?Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEARManager asked to sardar at an interview.Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,Do I look like a foreigner?Wife: No! Why?Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in thisvillage???Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi JayanthiSo Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who isJayanthi.When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driveradjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see mywife? Sit back. I will drive.Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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Jokes - 11
2008-05-19 07:10:00
Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant Le AA"Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey,Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro..AB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro.Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to :p ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?Ek ladki Jo pyar de,Ek ladki Jo acha khana banaye,Ek ladki Jo us ki khob khidmat kare,Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain. :p ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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jokes - 10
2008-05-13 20:50:00
A men having 5 daughters.He wanted a son.So gave an ad for asking suggestions..A suggestion came- I've 4 sons.Can I try once? ~~~~~~~~~ 2 men were walking down the street when 1 spotted 6 men punching his mom-in-law.'Are U going to help?' asked his friend.'No, 6 should be enough.' ~~~~~~~~~ Lailaa ko majnu ka sms nahi ayaLailaa NE 3 din se khana nahi khayaLailaa marne wali thi majnu ke pyaar mainAur majnu beitha tha sms free hone ke intezar main ~~~~~~~~~ Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,Chaand bhi Sharma gayaGaur Farmaiyega.. ....Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,Chaand bhi Sharma gaya......Bhoot NE jab aapko dekha,Bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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Jokes - 9
2008-05-12 20:29:00
I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart & intelligent friend. Then God gifted me you and said..............ITNE PAISE ME TO YAHI MILEGA.... :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or profit?Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Reverse dynamics:When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty& when a woman becomes naughty.... She becomes rich. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
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Vardan
2008-05-10 20:20:00
BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.===================================== =========A population survey being taken in a modern times by telephone in the state of Sri Balu Prasad Jadavji."NAMASKAR, yeh male/female janch seva samithi hai. Agar app purush hai to phone pe 2 no. Ka button dabaiye, aur agar app female hai to phone par 6 no. Ka button dabaiye, agar inmae se kuch bhi nahe to kuch bhi na dabaiye hum samaj jayen GE."===================================== ==============Kitni hasin ho tumKhudko dusroki nazrose bachaya karoSirf kaajal lagana kafi nahinGaleme nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo===================================== =============Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.===================================== ================Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko ...

Jokes - 8
2008-05-06 16:59:00
ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega??????? ......... ......... think ..... think.... ....... ....... ....... ........ ........ ......... ........ geela ho ke nikalega...... ========================================= =======ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ....... sweets nops sault nopes think think are yaar birla white cement kyunki iske ander jaan hei....... ========================================= ======whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit) ========================================= ======Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange ? think...... ............. ............ ............ ............ ............. ............. ............ ............ ............. ............ ............ ............. ............ socho socho ............ ............ ............ .............
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Jokes - 7
2008-05-04 16:56:00
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??? think think think think think tired of thinking??? Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know" ============================== ==========Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut" .... .... .. ...... okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat" ========================================= ====ok whats the opp of venky's.. venlocks... (now,now,dont bang ur head plz..) ========================================= ===Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? ' Come ' palakrishnan. ========================================= =====one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross c! onnected to some! other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married. what MORAL do u get??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... An IDEA can change y! our wife. ========================================= ===A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ? because t...
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Jokes - 6
2008-05-01 12:27:00
what is the cube of 13?Its : SUROORwondaring how?thats bcoz....TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR============================== ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..==================================== ====who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?..........sita with ravan==================================== ===============wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing???.Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya===================================== ==============n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against theirmarrige?guess y??they gave a solid reason?**Ladke k daant bahar hain**=================================== ================Full form of MATHS????Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students?================================ ===================what wud u call a girl who never laughs??Ans: hasina=================================== ==============3+ 3 =8Bataao Kaise?Bataao Bataao!Nahi Pata?!!AreGalati se!!!!!!!!!!...
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Best Friends - 3
2008-04-26 17:27:00
I met u as a stranger,I leave you as a friend,as long as the world stands,our friendship nv ends.All friends nv split N even ifthey do they will meet again.A good friend is like a computer;me 'enter' ur life,'save' u in my heart,'format your problems,'shift' u 2 opportunities &never 'delete' u from memory!As long as we have memories,yesterday remains,As long as we have hope,tommorrow awaits,As long as we have friendship,each day is never a waste.FRIENDSHIP isn't how u forget but how u forgive,Not how u listen but how u understand,Not what u see but what u feel,and not how you let go but how you hold on.True friends are like diamonds..... they are real and rare.Flase friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.Without humor, life sux.Without courage, life is hard,Without love, life is hopeless,Without friends like you, Life is impossible!Till the end .....U've tiuched my heart u've touched my soul.Bcos of u i now feel whole. U'll always be my closest fri...
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Funny SMS - 8
2008-04-19 21:25:00
College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai,Classke bahane diloka mel hota hai,Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai,Isliye to pappu har sal fail hota Hai..~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~1 bar exam me question tha.`challenge kise kahte hai?Sardar NE sare page chhodkar last page par likha :Apne bap ki aulad hai to paas kar ke dikha.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Ye pyar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.Maa se ho to - MAMTA.Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.Bhai se ho to - DHARM.Behn se ho to - FARZ.Aur Biwi se ho to..SonuMonuChhotuPappu...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Girl Friend ke saath,Kamre ke andhar,Table ke upar,Batti ke neeche,De tacatac???.tacatac?.De tacatac???.tacatac?.Stupid I am playing table tennis~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
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Jokes - 5
2008-04-16 19:40:00
Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.Wives r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.================================== ======================Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :99% Sound and 1% Advice?.================================= =========================WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!==================================== ======================Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter,working at a call centre:"Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl"==================================== =======================Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never f#*ked ur mom.Girl: True, but my father did ! :)======================================= ================Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spot...
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Shayri
2008-04-06 11:06:00
Jab lage zakhm to Qaatil ko dua di JaYe...Hai Yehi rasm to Yeh rasm uthaa di JaYe...Hum se Poocho shayari kya hai, Shayari ka mazaa kya hai...Chaar lafzon men koi aah chupa di Jaye...================================== =========Palkon ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahi,Who sochte hai ki hum roye hi nahi.Who poochte hai khwabon me kise dekhte ho,Aur ek hum hai ki ek umr se soye hi nahi.==================================== =======Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,Yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.=================================== ========JAB EK EK PHUL KO UDAA LE GAYI HAWA,US DIN BAHAAR KO MERE GHAR KA PATA CHALA.JAB UTHA LE CHALE HAME CHAAR LOG,US DIN MERE YAAR KO MERE PYAAR KA PATA CHALA ?..====================================== =====Samander Kinaare Reth Pe Naam Likhte Nahi,Kyoun Ki Reth Pe Naam Kbhi Tikte Nahi,,,,,Hume Bhale Hi Ap Patthar Dil Samhjo,,,,,, ,Magar Patthar Pe Likhe Naam Kabhi Mitt te Nahi ..
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Jokes - 4
2008-03-29 19:35:00
Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is RespectAt her LIPS is LoveCHEEKis HeroismNECK is LustBUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:Hi! I am sardar,This is my sardarni,He is my kid,& she is my kidney. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
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Funny SMS - 7
2008-03-29 19:26:00
Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,Lekin baat khas hui nahi,Tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,Lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi?..!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Samander bhar Syllabus hai,Nadi bhar padhte hai,Bucket bhar Yaad rahta hai,Mug bhar Likhte hai,Chullu bhar Marks milte haiJisme Doob kar marte hai. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart & intelligent friend.Then God gifted me you and said..............ITNE PAISE ME TO YAHI MILEGA.... :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1 bar exam me question tha.`challenge kise kahte hai?Sardar NE sare page chhodkar last page par likha :Apne bap ki aulad hai to paas kar ke dikha.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~Talwaar aur Salwaar mein kya samaanta hai ?Dono hi ke khulne par Aadmi ghayal ho jata hai !!
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Funny SMS - 6
2008-03-20 18:21:00
Kabhi yaad aaye to fon kar Lena,Paise kam ho to sms kar Lena,Agar yeh bhi na kar sake toMobile dahi me daal kar vibration on karna,Or LASSI pi Lena...=================================H urry up.Fill in the blankswith "Haan" or"Nahi":1:____main insaan nahi hoon.2:____main hi chor hoon.3:___mera koi ilaaj nahi.4:____main hi idiot hoon.==================================== ======Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,Hum "DETTOL" k Siva kuch laagate nahi.==================================== ========Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se...............Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.================================== =========================Lalu : Itana Sara log football ko lat kahe mar rahe hai?Sardar : Gol kar NE ke liye.Lalu : Sasura gol hi toh hai aur kitna gol karenge ====================================== Wife : Kal rat tum nind me muje galiya...
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Hindi SMS - 6
2008-03-15 16:47:00
Din me suraj gayab ho skta hai roshni nhi,India toss jeet skta hai match nhi,Dil toot skta hai pyar nhi,HM sms krna bhul skte hai lekin apko nhi.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Aay e Na agar Tumhe Yaad Hamari,Ham Karenge Fariyad Tumhari.Bewafa ho tum ye Na Kahenge Kisi se,Kahenge Ki Kami Thi Wafa Me Hamari.~~~~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Todkar dil e mere dilnashi,Tu khud muskurane ki koshish na kar.Yaad chahe kar na kar mujhko gam nahi,Par bhul jaane ki to koshish na kar.~~~~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Gul san me bhanwron ka fera ho gya,Purav me suraj ka dera ho gya.Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,Ek baar fir se svera ho gya.GOOD MORNING.~~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Waqt bahot kam he Saath bitane me;Ise na gawana kabhi ruthne manane me;'RISHTA' to humne bandh hi liya he aapse;Bas thoda sa Saath de dena ise Nibhane me.
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Funny SMS - 5
2008-03-15 16:19:00
Hazaro ladkiya aati haiHazaro jati haiHazaro hasti haiHazaro rulati haiLekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati haiJo Doli me aati haiAur gale pad jati hai.~~~~~~~~~Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!~~~~~~~~~Aap itrate bahut hoDil ko behlate bahut hoSochte hai aap ko DINNER par Le jaayePar kya kare ZALIM tum khate bahut ho.~~~~~~~~~Jab jab hum NE chaha tab tab tum jaage,Jab jab hum NE chaha tab tab tum jaage,Kyuki tumare ghar ki ghanti hum hi Baja kar bhaage...~~~~~~~~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*
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Santa in Intensive care unit
2008-03-02 14:56:00
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care unit ward, put in a bed tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. A couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali." The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi."This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Calcutta." Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "Ludhiana." Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, "Asit." Replied the other, "Santa ." A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer." Santa responded, "Sagittarius."******
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Hindi Birthday SMS -1
2008-03-01 18:44:00
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !Happy Birthday ================================= ===========================Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqtbhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.Happy Birthday================================= ==========================Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,apne dost ko kya uphar du,koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...Junam Din Mubarak Ho======================================= ===================Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...HAPPY BIRTHDAYMy love. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. ========================================= =============Baar baar yeh din aaye,baar baar yeh dil g...
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Birthday SMS 1
2008-03-01 18:29:00
Lovely msg for a Lovely Person from Lovely Friend 4 a Lovely Reason at a Lovely Time form a Lovely Mind in a Lovely Mood in a Lovely Style Have a Lovely ?BirthDay?=============================== ======================?Fly in the plane of ambition,and land on the airport of success,Luck is yours,wish is minemay ur futurealways shine. . .With LOTZ LOVE?Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU?.==================================== ====================Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.HAPPY BIRTHDAY .======================================== =============Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching uwith wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U,Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday .================================ =======================Forget abt D past you cant change it,Forget abt d future You cant predict itForget abt d present I dint get...

Sardarji in Delhi
2008-02-16 19:18:00
Sardarji is in Delhi . He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder".
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Hind SMS - 5
2008-02-05 17:58:00
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah,Dill me bajenge Ringtone ki tarah,Dosti kum nahi hongi Balance ki tarah,Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah==================================== ======Kaash hum bhi SMS hoteEk click main tumhare paas hoteBhale tum hamein delete kar detePar kuch pal ke liye to humhare saath hote?==================================== =======Khaali shishe bhi nishan rakhate haiTute hue dil bhi armaan rakhate haiAur jo khamoshi se guzar jayeWho darriye bhi dil me toofan rakhate hai..==================================== =======Tanha ho kabhi to mujhko dhundnaDuniya se nahi apne dil se puchanaAas paas hi kahin base rahte hai humYadon se nahi sath guzare lamho se puchara..================================ =============Har ki ajab kahani hai, chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,Kohi koi zakham nahi phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsaas haiLagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai====================================== ========Hotho se jo choo liya ehsaas aab tak haiAankhe...

Funny SMS-4
2008-01-18 18:05:00
Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai,Duniya isko nakara samjhti hai,Magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho,ye sms kitni ghor se parh raha hai.===========================Girl's excuses:Phone mat kiya karo dear,mom hoti hai near,papa se lagta hai fear,baat nahin hoti hai clear.Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear.=================================== ==What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry dateand Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.================================== ===========1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungiMaan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?2008 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungiMaan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!================================Bhagwa n apki umar lambi karey!Bhagwan apko Naukri de!Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!Bhagwan apko Barkat de!Yaad ho gaya?Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja==================================Manzi l ki taraf badhte chalo.Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,piche walo ...
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New Year
2007-12-31 15:22:00
No archies card to giveNo sweet flowers to send..No cute graphics to forwardJust a LOVING HEARTwishing u n ur family HAPPY NEW YEAR take care====================================N o tear,No fear,khao murgi piyo beer,karo cheers kyonki oh my dear 4 ghante baad haiHAPPY NEW YEAR!Dekhi meri yari sabse pehle baji mari!!=================================== |''''''|__|''''''|| APPY|______|--|______| New Year A new dawn has greeted us for a New start of our life with many pleasnt surprises. OurWish you A..Great,Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing,Energetic, Terrific and ExtremelyHAPPY NEW YEAR 2008===================================== ========Beauty..Freshness..Dreams..Truth. .Imagination..Feeling..Faith..Trust.....T his is begining of a new year !===================================Memor able moment r celebrated together,U r my best friend for now & forever,Make me Miss U even more this New Year,Hope this 2008 bring Happiness for you Dear.========...

Santa Banta -6
2007-12-14 18:24:00
Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai====================================== =====Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'==================================== ================Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.==================================== ======================Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?Doc: Haan, bilkul.Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.===================================== ================Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...Jeeto: Koun is film thi ?Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !======================================== ============Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name f...
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santa banta - 5
2007-11-01 19:27:00
What"s Ford? Santa : Gaadi.What"s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.=================================== ===============Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..=================================== ===============Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta : Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.=================================== =============== Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?=================================== ================Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"=================================== ================Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji ...

Sardar Jokes
2007-10-07 08:35:00
Interviewer : what is your birth date?Sard ar : 13th OctoberInterviewer : Which year?Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe ...... EVERY YEAR :-)-------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" ....Managr: wht can i do? ..Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai :-)-------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------S ardar rail mein susu karne gaya. Wapis aane par,wife : aapka paajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,"vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen!!------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- --- Shayari by sardar:-khidki se dekha to road pr koi nai tha..Khidki se dekha to road pr koi nai tha..Road pe jake dekha to khidki me koi nai tha :-)-------------------------------------- ----------------------------------INTERVI EWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room and all doors and windows r closed.How...
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