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Radio Fromage is on the air.
2007-12-03 02:47:00 Just a reminder folks, Irreconcilable Differences hits the internet tubes LIVE Tuesday night at 9pm! You can listen in on the handy little player I’ve added to the sidebar over there —-> or you can check out our profile at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/cinemafromag e ! We have a test up now, which is pretty crappy because I ... More About: Radio
I?d rather go to church camp.
2007-11-28 16:36:00 Camp Utopia Directed by: Robert Madero Sometime back in the 70’s, there was a rock star who decided he had enough with the rock star life and disappeared from the ’scene’. A few years later he resurfaced as the guru Timothy Bach and started a free love commune out in the woods. Everybody was happy ... More About: Church , Camp
The Campbell boys strike again
2007-11-27 17:54:00 Demon Summer A while back I posted a review for ?The Red Skulls?, written, directed, produced, and staring Andrew and Lucas Campbell . Today I found I had another one of their films, ?Demon Summer?. It was in a video 4 pack called Skinned Alive; seeing as how I got a kick out of ?The ... More About: Strike , Boys
The Bloody Good Horror Podcast ep. 5!
2007-11-27 13:58:00 Ladies and germs, it’s that time once again. In this episode we cover Black Sheep, Hitman, The Mist, this week’s DVD releases as well as the most interesting in horror news from last week. Plus, Eric takes the first ever live pee in Podcast history. How can you pass that up? Click here to download! More About: Horror , Good , Bloody
It?s midnight?do you know where your daughter is?
2007-11-26 20:55:00 Amateur Porn Star Killer So, today I picked up one of the movies on the stack of films that have been sent to us to review. Today’s film du-jour was ?Amateur Porn Star Killer? written directed and starring Shane Ryan. The movie which was filmed in entirety on a handheld video camera, is about a young ... More About: Daughter , Midnight
I get Misty over you?
2007-11-26 17:25:00 The Mist After a freak storm springs up, artist David Drayton packs up his son and heads to town for some groceries and supplies to patch up his newly broken window. While David and Billy are in the local grocery stocking up, the town begins to notice a strange mist starting to envelope their small ...
I?m so sorry :?(
2007-11-26 15:16:00 Sorry, I’m a bit emotional right now. Remember last week when I talked about all the movies I was going to watch over the Thanksgiving holiday? Yah, didn’t happen. Too much turkey cut severely into my late night viewing habits. Turkey and a comfy couch does not make a good combination with my ... More About: Sorry
TURKEY TIME!
2007-11-22 01:25:00 Well folks, it’s Wed. in November, the night before Thanksgiving. What does the holidays mean to those movie nerds like ourselves out there? Food, beer, turkey, football, and family. And if you’re like me, a weekend at the family’s house? That means movies. Lots and lots of movies! I plan ... More About: Turkey , Time , Turk
And now for something completely different!
2007-11-20 21:50:00 You remember way back when when the First Lady of Fright and myself started a new feature here called ‘Irreconcilable Diff erences’ where we would give a he said/she said review on various flicks? Probably not! But still, the announcements I hinted at last week? Well it’s time. On December 4th at 9pm, in ... More About: Some
Bloody Good Podcast Episode 4!
2007-11-20 14:37:00 Join myself, Eric, Mark and Jon as we give our Wrap-up from Horror Hound Weekend, including Eric’s having his own place to shit and sexy ladies with whips. Also, Hatchet, DVD releases, and all of last week’s most interesting horror news. Check it out! More About: Episode , Podcast , Good , Episode 4 , Bloody
Low budget doesn?t always mean low entertainment!
2007-11-19 19:11:00 Redsin Tower Kim and Mitch have broken up. Poor Mitch, he’s not handling it too well. He KNOWS Kim still love him, she just doesn’t realize it yet. So, to get drive the point home to her so that she remembers how much she loves him, he’s going to call every five minutes ... More About: Entertainment , Budget , Always
Of hounds, and horrors:
2007-11-18 18:47:00 Allrighty folks, another Horrorhound Weekend is in the bag. This time around, I actually managed to break out the camera. You see, last time I attended as a spectator, this time I attended with a mission. For starters, as I mentioned before, Eric from Bloody Good Horror was on hand, so we ... More About: Hound
WOOOO!
2007-11-16 21:52:00 Guess what time it is? It’s time for Horrorhound Weekend. What’s that mean? Three days of geek stink, sensory over load, goth chicks in tight leather, and general overall giddiness. That’s right folks. This time around it’s even more special as myself and Eric from Bloody Good Horror will be meeting up for ...
If this were real, I?d be dead a long time ago
2007-11-15 21:32:00 The Last Horror Movie Imagine you’re settling in to watch any of the random horror flicks I happen to have listed on the site. You pop in the VHS tape, hit play, and settle back for duration. All is well for about the first 10 minutes; then something happens. The movie cuts out ... More About: Time , Dead , Real , Long , Were
Citronella anyone?
2007-11-14 18:39:00 Insecticidal Today I watched Fangoria’s ?Insecticidal?. It is a 2005 sorority house romp complete with busty blonde lesbians, shower scenes, lots of sex, and really bad dialogue and strangely enough, all the girl’s names end in “i”. Our heroin is of course the mousy and brainy girl who is only in the sorority because her sister is one ...
I?d go back to class if this was the only option.
2007-11-12 17:05:00 Cutting Class Paula’s (Jill Schoelen) your typical high school girl with boy problems. On one hand, you have school bad boy and basketball star Dwight (Brad Pitt) as the current standing boyfriend. On the other you have Brian (Donovan Leitch), your typical teen who’s been locked up in a mental hospital for the last five ... More About: Back , Class I
It?s Monday. That means?more podcast!
2007-11-12 13:01:00 This week myself and the gang from Bloody Good Horror band together to discuss the upcoming horror releases through 2008! Hear detailed info on “The Mist”, “Hitman”, “I am Legend”, “Sweeney Todd”, and more. We also get into the weekly horror news as we do every week, DVD releases for this week, Camel ... More About: Podcast , Monday
When all else fails, blame it on the idol.
2007-11-07 18:09:00 Return to House on Haunted Hill I have always been a fan of Vincent Price’s ?House On Haunted Hill?, the 1959 classic which set the idea for murder mystery weekends into motion. ?Nothing like having a party with murder on the mind.? In 1999 they remade the film staring Jeffrey Rush in Price’s role. The remake I ... More About: Idol , Blame
This is why I don?t go in caves.
2007-11-07 17:30:00 It Waits In a remote national park Danielle St. Claire, a solo park ranger on Tower Duty in the back country, is drinking heavily. Danni’s depressed because her best friend was killed in drunk driving accident. What’s the best way to drown out the memories of killing your best friend by being an idiot ... More About: Caves , Aves , Cave
Bruce Campbell, girl?s school? you have my attention.
2007-11-06 17:31:00 The Woods In 1965 budding bad girl Heather Faluso is in trouble once again for setting fire to a local neighborhood woods. With her crabby mother dead set on packing her off to private school to save her own social standing, the Faluso’s pack up and head to the Falburn Academy. There is a ... More About: School , Girl , Bruce , Campbell , Bruce Campbell
SCIENCE!
2007-11-05 18:27:00 The Angry Red Planet Earth sends a rocket to Mars manned with four people. Keeping in close contact throughout the voyage, mission control fills with dismay as contact is lost with the crew once they land on the surface of Mars. Many months later this dismay turns to hope as the Mars probe is ... More About: Science
IT?S?..ALIIIIVE!!!!
2007-11-05 14:20:00 That’s right folks. Hope you enjoyed my first foray into podcasting, because we’re going to try it again! Bloody Good Horror Podcast! Join myself, Eric and Jon as we take an in depth look at “Halloween” franchise, from John Carpenter’s magnum opus to the more than questionable ending when Busta Rhymes makes his appearance.
Holy Sh!t it?s been 2 years already !?!?!
2007-10-31 15:28:00 So here we are, two years later. What started out small has now grown into over 500 reviews cataloging a history of crappy cinema that stretches decades. Thankfully, after two years it’s still fun and my tolerance for crappyness is still intact. If not warped. Or twisted. I’m not one to ... More About: Years , Holy
Only you can stop forest frogs.
2007-10-30 15:18:00 Frogs Jason Crockett is your consummate southern gentleman. Ah hardliner for the old days, he invites his children and theirs to his secluded island estate every year for his birthday. Jason has holed his mansion away on this island far away from the annoying people on the mainland. His estate still has its ... More About: Stop , Forest , Frogs
Tired of reading my crap?
2007-10-29 16:28:00 Well now you can listen to it instead! The crew at Bloody Good Horror has joined together to bring you the first in a hopefully long line of Bloody Good Podcasts! Each week you will find myself, Eric Newell, Mark Newell, and Jon Schnaars meeting up to discuss the latest in theatrical releases, dvd releases, and ... More About: Reading , Crap , Tired , Tire
Another year, another Saw IV
2007-10-29 15:01:00 Saw IV Jigsaw’s back at it once again. But….wait a minute….didn’t he croak at the end of the last one? Maybe so, but somebody’s torturing the crap out of people in the vein of Jig’s classic engineering masterpieces of gore. The biggest problem with trying to do a plot recap on a Saw ... More About: Year
More like Meathead amirite?
2007-10-17 15:54:00 Plasterhead Four college kids are heading to Miami for winter break. Somewhere along the line, somebody decides they need to take a leak so they stop along side a cornfield outside of the sleep little country town Rolling Glen. While taking said leak, the token black guy of the group find a ... More About: Thea
The true face of horror?.
2007-10-16 15:27:00 Tis the season folks; Halloween! (This shit’s better than Christmas!) So I’m going to kick off the season right with showing you my truly frightening Halloween costume….. Cinema Fromage. The Girl Scouts edition. So here’s my call to you folks! Let’s share the holiday cheer! Have a scary costume planned ... More About: Horror , Face , True
What do you want to do with your life?!?!
2007-10-15 23:13:00 I wanna rock. Black Roses We all know that Rock and Roll is evil; especially hard rock. There is no exception when the band Black Roses visit a sleepy small town to kick off their world tour. The parents in town are up in arms; they don’t want any bad influences for their children. ... More About: Life , To Do , With You
And the Winners are?.
More articles from this author:2007-10-09 19:46:00 Here we go folks! The winners of the 2 flight of the Living Dead DVD’s are: Tony Case Mitzi Harrison Congrats! Fear not Aaron Cogan, you get a Flight of the Living Dead squishy skull! Hope you all enjoy and be sure to check back regularly for more giveaways! In the meantime, you have until ... More About: Winners 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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