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IT?S?..ALIIIIVE!!!!
2007-11-05 14:20:00 That’s right folks. Hope you enjoyed my first foray into podcasting, because we’re going to try it again! Bloody Good Horror Podcast! Join myself, Eric and Jon as we take an in depth look at “Halloween” franchise, from John Carpenter’s magnum opus to the more than questionable ending when Busta Rhymes makes his appearance.
Holy Sh!t it?s been 2 years already !?!?!
2007-10-31 15:28:00 So here we are, two years later. What started out small has now grown into over 500 reviews cataloging a history of crappy cinema that stretches decades. Thankfully, after two years it’s still fun and my tolerance for crappyness is still intact. If not warped. Or twisted. I’m not one to ... More About: Years , Holy
Only you can stop forest frogs.
2007-10-30 15:18:00 Frogs Jason Crockett is your consummate southern gentleman. Ah hardliner for the old days, he invites his children and theirs to his secluded island estate every year for his birthday. Jason has holed his mansion away on this island far away from the annoying people on the mainland. His estate still has its ... More About: Stop , Forest , Frogs
Tired of reading my crap?
2007-10-29 16:28:00 Well now you can listen to it instead! The crew at Bloody Good Horror has joined together to bring you the first in a hopefully long line of Bloody Good Podcasts! Each week you will find myself, Eric Newell, Mark Newell, and Jon Schnaars meeting up to discuss the latest in theatrical releases, dvd releases, and ... More About: Reading , Crap , Tired , Tire
Another year, another Saw IV
2007-10-29 15:01:00 Saw IV Jigsaw’s back at it once again. But….wait a minute….didn’t he croak at the end of the last one? Maybe so, but somebody’s torturing the crap out of people in the vein of Jig’s classic engineering masterpieces of gore. The biggest problem with trying to do a plot recap on a Saw ... More About: Year
More like Meathead amirite?
2007-10-17 15:54:00 Plasterhead Four college kids are heading to Miami for winter break. Somewhere along the line, somebody decides they need to take a leak so they stop along side a cornfield outside of the sleep little country town Rolling Glen. While taking said leak, the token black guy of the group find a ... More About: Thea
The true face of horror?.
2007-10-16 15:27:00 Tis the season folks; Halloween! (This shit’s better than Christmas!) So I’m going to kick off the season right with showing you my truly frightening Halloween costume….. Cinema Fromage. The Girl Scouts edition. So here’s my call to you folks! Let’s share the holiday cheer! Have a scary costume planned ... More About: Horror , Face , True
What do you want to do with your life?!?!
2007-10-15 23:13:00 I wanna rock. Black Roses We all know that Rock and Roll is evil; especially hard rock. There is no exception when the band Black Roses visit a sleepy small town to kick off their world tour. The parents in town are up in arms; they don’t want any bad influences for their children. ... More About: Life , To Do , With You
And the Winners are?.
2007-10-09 19:46:00 Here we go folks! The winners of the 2 flight of the Living Dead DVD’s are: Tony Case Mitzi Harrison Congrats! Fear not Aaron Cogan, you get a Flight of the Living Dead squishy skull! Hope you all enjoy and be sure to check back regularly for more giveaways! In the meantime, you have until ... More About: Winners
Who loves ya baby?
2007-10-03 00:31:00 You know, I’m feeling really generous as of late. It’s true! That’s why I’ve decided this week I’ve decided to team up with Arts Alliance America to bring you YET ANOTHER GIVEAWAY! That’s right folks, more free $h!T! What’s up for grabs this time around? This time, 3 lucky winners get a ... More About: Baby
Come fly the fiendish skys?
2007-10-02 16:25:00 Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane A group of mad scientists on the lam from the CIA are traveling cross country in the company of their frozen colleague. Frozen stiff in a special refrigerator coffin in the cargo hold, she is the host of their newly developed virus that allows soldiers to ... More About: Fiend
Honey, I?m home! And I brought presents!
2007-09-27 19:08:00 Bet you thought I gave up the ghost didn’t ya? Well, sorry to tell ya, you’re shit out of luck. We’re still here! After a nice two week break we’re ready to hit the skids again and bring you some more coverage of some crappy horror flicks! Lucky you huh? ... More About: Presents , Home , Honey , Resent
Giving new meaning to ?Corporate Zombie?
2007-09-27 16:05:00 Resident Evil: Extinction Five years have passed since the end of Nemesis and the outlook is bleak for humanity. The United States and the rest of the world has begun to die off and shamble back to life. There are pockets of humanity left however and our main focus is Claire Redfield (Ali ... More About: Corporate , Meaning , Giving , Zombie
Horror of horror?s
2007-09-15 18:42:00 Cinema Fromage has been off track this week, but is scheduled to return to it’s regularly scheduled schedule on Monday! That is if I survive. Tonight, I face unspeakable horror as I take 12 - 7 year old girl scouts camping. With only 4 adults. Wish me luck, I hope to see you again ... More About: Horror
Yah, I still got no clue
2007-09-10 20:12:00 Unholy Martha (Adrienne Barbeau) returns home to celebrate her daughters birthday, only to find the birthday girl locked away in the cellar holding a shotgun to her chin. Doing everything in her power to stop the young Hope from pulling the trigger, she unfortunately fails the task and Hope lies dead in the basement. ...
Gouda Buys? Vol. 2
2007-09-10 18:17:00 This week marks a veritable shit load of cheesy genre goodness on DVD! There is literally so many, I can’t cover them all! This week I’m trying to highlight the ones that look the most entertaining, so read on and see what’s waiting for us! “A caretaker at a summer camp ... More About: Gouda
Today is my 2nd favorite holiday?.
2007-09-06 15:04:00 Today is….Football season. That means Fantasy Football season. That means beer! And chicken wings. Fear not, Cinema Fromage isn’t turning into ‘yet another football blog’. I’m just over excited and must share the love. Just be prepared that if you try and contact me on a Sunday, I may be ... More About: Holiday , Today , Favorite , Favor
Man in suit! Oh snap?this one?s real!
2007-09-05 16:22:00 The Host Cribbing from IMDb; The film revolves around Park Hee-bong, a man in his late 60s. Park runs a small snack bar on the banks of the Han River and lives with his two sons, one daughter, and one granddaughter. The Parks seem to lead a quite ordinary and peaceful life, but maybe a bit ... More About: Snap , Real , Oh snap , Suit
Gouda Buys? Vol. 1
2007-09-04 20:50:00 Horror DVD Releases for September 4th! Thanks to The Digital Bits we can sort through the chaff of all the new DVD Releases for any given week! Tuesday’s mark a day of happiness for all of us movie-philes and I hope to weed through the non-genre stuff to give you a condensed glimpse of what’s ... More About: Gouda
I bet my Labor Day was more exciting than yours
2007-09-04 01:00:00 Labor Day weekend is an annual tradition for the Fromage Family. Every year for as long as I can remember we pack up the fam and head north to Mamaw and Papaw’s house for a weekend of fried fair food, time with parents, etc. etc. This year promised to outdo the last though as ... More About: Labor
There was a new Zombie movie out this weekend?
2007-09-02 16:25:00 Halloween There’s no real need to rehash the plot for you this time around. Familiar to each and every genre fan, we all know what happens and where we’ll end up. The big difference here as when the original hit the scene back in 1978 it was relatively unknown and a surprise hit. ... More About: Movie , Weekend , Zombie
It?s the Cinema Fromage Road Show!
2007-08-31 21:22:00 Cinema Fromage is on the road this week! What’s that mean? Jack shit really! All that means is that reviews may be sporadic till mid next week. Keep your eyes peeled for a surprise Halloween review however! A little birdie told me as well that post Road Show may bring us ... More About: Cinema
Sometimes I hate my job.
2007-08-31 15:20:00 The Rising Dead After the onset of World War IV the earth’s population is reduced to armies of the undead after biological warfare has caused the dead to rise. In an effort to save America’s important people, the President and his staff are packed on a plane to be flown to an underground nuclear (Nuculer) ... More About: Hate , Some
This just in?.
2007-08-30 22:19:00 Check out who’s filling in on the news desk at Bloody Good Horror! Give it a look! If you like, be sure to let the editors know!
A Public Service Announcement
2007-08-28 16:20:00 With the ever changing world we live in, it becomes important to prepare ourselves for any eventuality. Time and again you’ll hear of mishaps that could have been prevented had the victims been prepared. With this in mind, I’ve chosen to share with you all today an educational video to help all of ... More About: Public Service , Public , Service , Announcement , Public Service Announcement
Bet you thought I forgot!
2007-08-28 15:51:00 Remember our Rob Zombie Halloween contest? Well, we have a winner! Congratulations to Jennifer Buttermore! Hope you enjoy your Halloween hits! Didn’t win this time? Well fear not little buckaroo! Be sure to stay tuned, because around mid may we’ll be having another giveaway….. maybe DVD’s this time around? It’s possible! Here’s ... More About: Thought
My college days were no where near this awesome
2007-08-24 16:07:00 Night of the Creeps With the advent of something glorious such as Monsters HD we now get the opportunity to catch some classics that still have the unfortunate fate to not be released on DVD. Night of the Creeps being one of the most screamed for DVD’s by fans the world over (alongside Night of ... More About: College , Awesome , Days , Coll , Were
I?m a sex addict. It?s a real disease, look it up.
2007-08-23 15:55:00 Fracture A tight courtroom thriller? Almost! Anthony Hopkins stands against Ryan Gosling as one attempts to prove the other’s guilt. In large part, this is a pretty standard courtroom whodunit, although we know from the beginning who in fact, dun it. Twisting the normal formula we spend this hour and a half ... More About: Disease , Real , Seas , Addict
Beneath?beneath what?
2007-08-20 15:49:00 Beneath Young Christy (Nora Zehetner) at the age of 14 has suffered a terrible loss. With both parents now dead and buried, it’s her and her sister against the world. One day after visiting the grave of their parents Christy talks Vanessa (Carly Pope) into letting her drive. Being 14 and easily distracted, the ...
Don?t care, I still like burgers.
More articles from this author:2007-08-16 16:37:00 The Mad On a family get away, Doctor Hunt (Billy Zane) finds himself in a small country town with his girlfriend, his daughter and her boyfriend. With their big city mind set they try and enjoy the ‘nouveau hick’ atmosphere. Sitting down for a country meal in the local diner, they all try to ... More About: Care , Burgers , Urge 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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