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Cinema FromageCinema FromageWe watch crap so you don't have to. Reliving the finest in horror, science fiction and the obscure. 
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What?s this? A contest?
2007-08-14 22:24:00 Any of you people ever hear of that Rob Zombie guy? You may even remember that little band he had back in the day. Did you know he was making movies now? He’s got some new movie coming… I can’t quite remember what it was called…. there’s not a lot of info on ... More About: Contest
Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let $.50
2007-08-14 14:17:00 Vacancy David (Luke Wilson), while driving home from his in-laws anniversary party decides to take a shortcut. When his wife Amy (Kate Beckinsale) finally wakes up at 1:45am, they realize they’re lost. Cruising the country side they decide to stop for gas and directions. With the help of a young local (Ethan Embry) ... More About: For Sale , Trailer , Sale , Rent , TRAI
Book Review: Requiem for an Assassin
2007-08-13 15:11:00 Jeff Gabbard, our kung fu contributor is back once again with a review of Barry Eisler’s Requiem for an Assassin ! Read along for a tease and follow the jump for the full review at Jeff’s new blog, A View from the Crossroads! I first discovered the Rain series from an ad in Grappling Magazine when ... More About: Book Review , Review , Book
BAD DOG!
2007-08-12 18:25:00 Skinwalkers There is a prophecy that states when a certain half breed boy turns 13, the skinwalker curse will be lifted. No longer forced to roam the earth as a werewolf, the skinwalkers will be able to live as normal humans. For young Timothy (Matthew Knight) this is a good thing because unbeknownst to ...
I?m all by myself?no one is looking?
2007-08-07 19:02:00 Disturbia Young Kale (Shia LaBeouf), after dealing with the accidental death of his father, is going through a difficult time; feeling lifeless and down he manages to punch his Spanish teacher just before summer break starts. With charges pressed, Kale is sentenced to three months house arrest. After mom (Carrie-Anne Moss) turns off his ... More About: Look , No One
Random Roundup: Close encounters of the comic book kind
2007-08-06 17:00:00 Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer Allrighty. This might burn any credibility I may have gained with all you readers, but I have to admit; I enjoyed the first Fantastic Four. The sequel? Yup, I liked it too. For me, the key to enjoying the FF franchise is that these are ... More About: Comic , Random , Roundup , Book , Close
Movin? on Up, to the East Side
2007-08-03 17:21:00 Gazing into my crystal bulb (couldn’t afford the whole ball) I see something new and different in my future… Well maybe not that different….but new…yes new…. Wait, it’s coming clearer now….almost there….can almost make it out….. That’s it! I have a new gig! As of last night, Yours Truly will be joining forces with Eric and ... More About: East , Side
Yay! Zombie redheads!
2007-08-01 16:36:00 Cadaverella Poor Cinder’s led a rough life. Mother dead at a young age, father remarrying an unloving floozy, and then dad dying off while she was still young. Faced with being raised by her wicked step mother and a small fortune left to her, unable to touch it until she’s turned 21, she’s grown ... More About: Zombie , Heads
Damn Hippies
2007-07-30 21:43:00 The Tripper It’s 1967 and as a young child sits watching coverage of the war on television he is bombarded with savage imagery of war torn violence and aftermath. His father, a logger, attempting to care for his wife needs to clear trees in order to afford his wife’s medication. When news of a ... More About: Hippies , Damn
Start spreading the news?.
2007-07-26 20:39:00 Any New York readers out there? Well here’s for you! Hot off my inbox comes news from the Big Apple of two upcoming film festivals worthy of note from the Lincoln Center Film Society! First up is the Film Comments Selects series: First up is a new French thriller entitled: Them ?[Them is] a lean horror machine ... More About: News , The News , Start , Spread
Kids say the darndest things?.
2007-07-26 14:25:00 Our daughter, Delaney, is 7. Now, she is used to her parent’s strange obsession with horror films. Not that wee sit her down in front of them and make her watch, but we don’t necessarily shield her from them either. She would sit and watch Buffy and Angel and Dark Shadows with me ... More About: Kids , Kids Say the Darndest Things , Things , Thing , The D
If Cillian Murphy can?t save us, no one can.
2007-07-24 05:08:00 Sunshine In the far flung future our sun is dying out. In an effort to reignite the star earth sends out ship with an experimental bomb along with a crew to manage the feet. This mission failed with no explanation as to why. With time quickly running out earth devises a second ship and ... More About: Cillian Murphy , Save , Murphy , No One
More like Craptivity amirite?
2007-07-23 18:44:00 Captivity Young supermodel has been roofied and kidnapped! Held in a seemingly underground bunker the young model whines a lot and caters to the secretive man that keeps slipping her mickey’s and changing her clothes while she is passed out. Soon she realizes there is some one being held captive next door, they quickly ... More About: Like
Parts is Parts?
2007-07-18 20:51:00 Bit Parts Ah L.A., full of young girls with visions of stardom and glamor in the bright shiny eyes. They make an easy target. So as the film opens and we see one such girl arriving at a rundown warehouse for an audition in a dark room…it really comes as no surprise that she ...
It?s like West Side Story, but different!
2007-07-17 22:36:00 The Red Skulls For a movie made with little to no budget, Red Skulls wasn’t too bad of a film. The plot was mostly coherent and understandable with few gaping holes. With the make up effects it was evident where they spent the most of their funds. Some very nice gore effects, considering ... More About: Story , West , Side , Like , Tory
He?s got big balls, he?s got bloody big balls?
2007-07-17 17:04:00 Phantasm II Years have passed since Mike (James Legros) lost his brother to the sinister Tall Man (Angus Scrimm) and his other worldly gnomes. Spending much of that time in a mental institution he finally decides to play with the administrators and agrees with them that his visions of the past were just that….visions. ... More About: Balls , Ball , Big B , Bloody
I always was leary of the postman?
2007-07-16 17:33:00 Dark Night of the Scarecrow Bubba (Larry Drake) is a simple man. With the mind of a child in the body of a thirty six year old man, he loves nothing more that to while away the sunny pastures playing with his young friend Marylee Tonya Crow. Bubba’s a gentle soul loving nothing more ... More About: Leary , Always
What? In Indiana? For Real?
2007-07-16 03:50:00 So yah, last week I showed my excitement and stuff for Indy’s first Horror Con, Horrorhound Weekend. It was a fun day for the most part, although it was a bit small. (We covered the whole thing in about an hour) However, a few weeks back while surfing about the interwebs, I stumbled ... More About: Indiana , Real
Room service!
2007-07-10 21:36:00 1408 Ah yes, the Stephen King fright fest. Sure, the book to film translations of his books over the years have been hit or miss, but generally you know what you’re up against with a King movie. In 1408 we luckily dip into the greener side of the King fence with a creepy tale ... More About: Service , Room , Vice
Everybody?s Working for the Weekend?.
2007-07-06 21:08:00 But for a change, I really don’t mind! This weekend, a first for myself and the greater Indianapolis area hits, as Horrorhound Weekend rolls into town. Being the nerds that we are, yet some what … restrained in our horror nerdery, The First Lady of Fright and myself will be in attendance on Saturday. ... More About: Working , Workin , Everybody
Broooooce!
2007-07-03 15:18:00 Live Free or Die Hard It’s been twelve years since we last saw the antics of John McClane. Now a senior Detective for the NYPD sent to escort a hacker to the FBI in Washington D.C., McClane finds himself sucked into a fight against a technological marvel hell-bent on bringing down the U.S. In ...
Because sometimes I grow lazy?.
2007-06-28 17:56:00 Sometimes I grow lazy, a lot as of late it seems, so I naturally get a pretty good build up of back logged flicks. Sure, I still watch a lot of crap, but sometimes I just don’t feel like writing about them! So we haven’t seen it in awhile, but here it ... More About: Grow , Lazy , Some
The new and improved ?loveable? serial killer!
2007-06-27 20:29:00 Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon She said: We have so many urban legends in our culture. Those ghost stories that we scare ourselves with around the campfire or at slumber parties. The tales of boogiemen that makes us keep the light on in our closet. This movie explained it all to ... More About: Killer , Kill , Rial , Serial Killer , Rove
Traci Lords; check. Boobs; check. Roger Corman; check.
2007-06-25 19:36:00 Not of this Earth Every now and then I stumble upon a movie that tends to be just a bit shinier than much of the other fare surrounding it in it’s time. For instance in 1988, there were a plethora of horror flicks out there; some might say that the 80’s were the ... More About: Check , Traci Lords , Lords , Trac , Boob
30 minutes or less, or your slaying?s free!
2007-06-18 17:42:00 Delivery She said: Ok, the picture for the DVD was what sold me on this film. Delivery, from what I gathered from the info on the movie, is about a pizza delivery man who loses it. Sounds simple enough, a nice little gore fest with extra cheese, right? Um, not really. We find ourselves ... More About: Free , Less , Minutes , Minute , Utes
Because moving to BFE is the best way to hold a family together
2007-06-17 05:14:00 The Messengers Now as you may know, I love a good ghost story. Anything dealing with the paranormal, well it is right up my alley which is why I was looking forward to seeing The Messengers. The commercials for this film had me wanting to see it simply for the reason of it being ... More About: Family , Moving , Hold , Ving
Well, it beats a mattress sale.
2007-06-15 16:20:00 Memorial Day She said: Hurray for the holidays! The fact that we actually watched this over Memorial Day weekend made me giggle. Memorial Day is a no budget film, many shots looked like they were taken with a camcorder. It was great. Yay for the cheese factor! Even though it was very ... More About: Sale , Beats , Mattress , Beat , Tres
Because every movie needs an airplane dream sequence?
2007-06-15 03:23:00 Lair of the White Worm The Lair of the White Worm has always been a fun film to watch for me. The whole campy feel of this film has always made me giggle. From its British dramatic flare to its interesting characters, its comical insight, horrible special effects, or maybe just for the dream ... More About: Movie , Airplane , Dream , Sequence , Plan
And the winner for the longest list of credited extras goes to?
2007-06-05 19:07:00 After Sundown I love low budget films, especially these little gems I have been finding lately. After Sundown could be seen as just another zombie-vampire-cowboy flick, but in it we find something special. The movie begins in the 1880?s, when a young woman? who happens to be a vampire… gives birth. Immediately ... More About: Extras , List , Winner , Extra , Longest
You better slow your mustang down.
More articles from this author:2007-06-05 17:33:00 Mustang Sally She said: So my husband messages me and tells me he has a new movie for us to watch. Mustang Sally is the name, starring one of my favorite b-movie queens E.G. Daily (yeah Tommy Pickles, also in Valley Girl and Pee Wee’s Big Adventure). He tells me she plays a prostitute ... More About: Mustang , Bett , Slow , Must , Tang 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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