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4 is too little, 5 is too much
2007-05-18 15:52:00 Arang The movie Arang, is one of the Asian Extreme films I have been meaning to watch. As I mentioned before, they do like the whole long hair over the face with only one eye showing. It is in every one of these movies! This film is somewhat based on the Korean ... More About: Little , Much , Litt
Best Mother?s Day Gift to Date
2007-05-17 14:48:00 The Man with the Screaming Brain Sunday was Mother ’s Day. So as my gift from my hubby and daughter, they got me The Man with the Screaming Brain. Now, to me this is better than chocolates and flowers any day! It is Bruce Campbell who is on my “list”. Ah yes, and ... More About: Gift , S Day
Things that go drip in the sink
2007-05-14 15:54:00 The Ghost One thing I have noticed with the Eastern horror films is that there seems to be a common dealing with water and hair. Many of the movies I have seen focus on both of these. The movie The Ghost also followed this pattern. On the DVD case it was dubbed ... More About: Things , That , Drip , Thing
And here I always thought ?perverse? was a good thing?
2007-05-10 19:43:00 Lady Frankenstein Dr. Frank has a new experiment in the works, transplanting brains. If your body’s old and worn out, but you’re still sharp as a tack, wouldn’t it be spiffy to be able to jump into the bod of some young stud? Well of course it would. In the midst of ... More About: Thought , Here , Good , Verse , Thing
Blame it on the Catholics
2007-05-03 16:25:00 Prince of Darkness Today’s patch-day flick was John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness. The movie was made in 1987, back when women wore baggy tops with rolled up sleeves, men had ugly moustaches, and Atheism was the new religion. A group of college students (not the young partying kind, but the older serious kind) ... More About: Catholics , Catholic , Cath , Blame , Lame
Can I pet the rabbits George?
2007-05-02 17:10:00 See No Evil She Said: Over the years many wrestlers have stepped out of the ring to take a shot at the big screen. The Rock, Hulk Hogan, Goldberg, Triple H, Edge, and my personal favorite Andre the Giant. Now we see Kane. Now let me start off by saying I have been a ... More About: George , Rabbits , Rabbi , Bits
Keep the blood off of my blue suede shoes
2007-05-01 21:10:00 Rockabilly Vampire Rockabilly Vampire… need I say more? Oh I guess I probably should. This cute movie is about a woman named Iris (Margaret Lancaster) who is a huge Elvis fan. She is trying to publish a book on Elvis sightings and how Elvis is still alive. Working in a thrift store, ... More About: Shoes , Blue , Blood , Keep , Shoe
One Night in Bangkok
2007-04-30 14:24:00 Shutter So, last night I couldn’t sleep and I decided to pop in an Asian Extreme movie called Shutter. Now granted I had to read subtitles, but I have found that with these movies it isn’t all that bad. I have always had a fondness for foreign films. Maybe it is just my artsy ... More About: Bangkok , Night , Bang
One is the loneliest number?
2007-04-24 19:54:00 Roman Way back when in 2002 director Lucky McKee brought the creepy little tale of May. Starring Angela Bettis, May was a tale of loneliness and desperation as May reached out to try and make a friend with anybody who would listen. The result was a fabulous psychological thriller that left the ... More About: Numb , Lone , Lies , Number
Vampire Priests?
2007-04-24 19:08:00 Perfect Creature Ok, I have had this movie in my stack for a while and kept looking at it thinking, ?do I want to watch it today?? So finally giving in to my inner turmoil, I tossed in Perfect Creature. This 2006 New Zealand take on the vampire was a bit different than what ... More About: Vampire , Priest
I drool on your final resting place?
2007-04-22 21:08:00 Death Weekend Ah, the late 70’s when cars drove fast, women wore fur, and the motto “He who dies with the most toys wins” first became apparent. My film for today was the 1976 film Death Weekend a.k.a The House By The Lake, or as I like to think of it I Spit On Your ... More About: Final , Place , Sting , Rest , Lace
Peter Pan, Hammer Style
2007-04-19 03:41:00 Straight On Till Morning As I sit down this morning with my morning tea, I decided to go British. Today’s film I picked was Hammer ’s 1974 film Straight On Till Morning. Now unlike most of my Hammer Films experiences, this one did not take place on some rambling gothic estate. No fiendish vampires ... More About: Style , Peter Pan , Pete , Peter
And now for something completely different?
2007-04-14 23:30:00 Drop Dead Sexy Typically my taste in movies is strictly horror or campy horror. Well, Drop Dead Sexy was campy sans the horror. Mind you I knew that this wasn’t a horror film going into it but I still feel it deserves a mention here. When looking at the cover art and reading ... More About: Comp , Methi , Something , Rent , Thing
And you thought puberty was bad?
2007-04-13 19:06:00 Teenage Exorcist She Said: Teenage Exorcist is a 1994 film that was written by and starring Brinke Stevens. This was right on the cusp of her pretty/pretty-scary era. The central character, Diane ( Brinke Stevens) has just bought a house of her own. A house with a dark secret (cue ominous music). The ... More About: Thought , Pube
It?s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown!
2007-04-12 15:36:00 Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes My film I chose to watch today was Pumpkinhead Ashes to Ashes, which is the third in the Pumpkinhead franchise. Unlike the second film Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings , for this movie we must first go back to the original film, Pumpkinhead. In the first film we have a single father ( ... More About: Great , Brown , Pumpkin , Charlie , Arli
God Bless you, Mr. Vonnegut
2007-04-12 15:05:00 Most of you on Cinemafromage know me because of my interest in Martial Arts. I enjoy martial arts as a way to keep in shape, focus my mind and make friends. At heart, I’m really a pacifist and consider myself a secular humanist. It is with great sadness that I share with ... More About: God , Less , God Bless , Vonnegut
Not with a bang, but a whisper.
2007-04-11 20:56:00 The Omega Man Robert Neville (Chuck Heston) was a military scientist. After a mysterious biological attack on the US he is put on the case to find a cure. When fleeing one day he begins to succumb to the disease and injects himself with his experimental antidote. Lucky for him it worked. ... More About: With , Bang , Whisper
Stay Alive? More like Stay Awake
2007-04-11 16:45:00 I’ve promised the last couple times that the First Lady and I would disagree from time to time, yet so far we’ve seen eye to eye on most things. Finally we have a pretty big break in view points as we dig into Stay Alive and modern day slasher on the surface that turns ... More About: Live , Wake , More , Like
Myspace!
2007-04-11 16:15:00 Sure it’s annoying, but hey it’s kind of addicting too! Be sure to invite the First Lady of Fright on her new home on myspace! http://www.myspace.com/firstladyoffright And as always, feel free to add Cinema Fromage as well! http://www.myspace.com/cinemafromage More About: Space , Myspace , Pace
My favorite morning blend
2007-04-11 14:23:00 Deathbed Today’s morning monster fix was Deathbed. It includes some of my favorite themes. Murder, unsolved mysteries, and well? sex. The film is based around a bed, a beautiful wrought iron number. As we open our film we are sent back to the late 20’s early 30’s where we see a lovely flapper ... More About: Morning , Blend , Favorite , Lend , Favor
Have you ever seen a dream walking? I did!
2007-04-10 16:09:00 Killer’s Moon Killers Moon, a 1978 romp in the English country side, is a story of four mental patients who have escaped from a “Country Cottage Hospital”. The four men had been undergoing a form of dream therapy and they themselves thought they were all still in a dream. Going by the instructions of ... More About: Walking , Dream , King , Have , Ever
Unrest for the weary
2007-04-09 16:17:00 Unrest I seriously don’t care for hospitals. It?s mainly the smell of them. Having gone under the knife as much as I have I have never gotten used to the whole creepy vibe a hospital gives out. Unrest is a movie about med students. Here we are given a look at what a med student ... More About: Rest , Wear
Let?s help some people out.
2007-04-08 22:29:00 Ever wish you could give more to charity? Well here’s your chance to contribute to a worthy cause and all it takes is three minutes of your time, and the click of a mouse. The folks at Autism Speaks in conjunction with John Ondrasik of Five for Fighting have banded together in a new ... More About: People , Help , Some
And they always say the basement is the creepy place.
2007-04-07 00:19:00 The Man in the Attic A while back, Casey and I bought a 50 movie set; the Chiller Box set. Inside there is a bunch of DVD?s each sporting 4 movies each. So today I decided to shuffle them all and pick one out at random. I put it in the disk player ... More About: The Basement , Men , They , Place , Lace
Oh we got trouble?right here in Ludlow City
2007-04-06 21:03:00 With a capitol “T” and that rhymes with “D” and that stands for DEMONS! The Demons of Ludlow The Demons of Ludlow is a 1984 film that is based in a small New England village (population 47) and their bi-centennial celebration of the founding f the town. At the celebration they are honored with a gift ... More About: City , Here , Right
Archie and Edith they ain?t.
2007-04-05 20:47:00 She Says: Our date night choice for tonight was The Hamiltons. Going into this movie all I knew was it was a horror film about a strange and dysfunctional family… ok, big whoop… but I figured I would give it a go. Settling into the film I was worried a bit on dozing off. ... More About: They , Edit , Archi , Edith , Archie
5ive Girls 5eigning 5un
2007-04-05 15:05:00 5ive Girl s ….. ok… well… proof why Canadians need to simply stick with beer and comedy. Here we have a story of a Catholic school where a young girl accidentally summons a demon and simply disappears. Five years later, the school has been closed and now turned into a new kind of school; a ...
Rules of the Road
2007-04-04 00:48:00 Penny Dreadful So, today my movie was Penny Dreadful. A story of a young girl named Penny ( Rachel Miner ) with the fear of cars and her psychologist (Mimi Rogers) who is wanting to help her get over her fears by taking a road trip. First off, let me say the intro ... More About: Rules , Road , Rule , The Road
We?re here to rock. And tease our hair. And stuff.
2007-04-03 16:43:00 Rock and Roll Nightmare The Tritonz are under the gun. They have an album contract to fulfill, and they’re just working so hard out there on the road, they’re having a hard time writing some new kick ass tunes to make their record label happy. Seeing the need for some peace and quiet, ... More About: Rock , Stuff , Hair , Here , Ease
Pimpage
More articles from this author:2007-04-03 15:12:00 Hey, check us out in the new monthly feature over at Blogcritics.org Cinema Macabre Issue 1: Psycho Killers, Devil Worshipers, and Lesbian Vampires Lurk Within! Join us as I take another look at The Vampire Lovers, as well as some other great writers and their looks at the like of Friday the 13th: III, Amityville II, The ... More About: Page , Pimp 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |



