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Holy jesus! What are these god damned animals!?!?
2007-05-30 17:07:00 Omnibus: Fear and Loathing in Gozovision Throughout the years there have been few writers that have stood out quite as much as the late Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. Those in the know are quite familiar with his deranged mind and his gift of gonzo journalism. Those not in the know, BBC’s ‘Omnibus’ documentary, ... More About: Jesus , Animals , Holy , Damn , Jesu
The pigs aren?t in right now, please leave a message at the tone
2007-05-30 15:25:00 Big Bad Wolf Now, in fairy tales, I have always been fascinated with the character the Big Bad Wolf. Even so much to the point that I have started to write my own little tale revolving around the character but, I digress. The movie Big Bad Wolf tries to take on the B-movie falling ... More About: Leave , Message , Sage , Lease , Pigs
No one here gets out alive
2007-05-29 18:57:00 28 Weeks Later In 2002 we watched in wide eyed horror as the UK disappeared under the shambling mass of the infected and Cillian Murphy fought his way free in 28 Days Later. At the time, this was a pretty fresh look at a near zombie plight and one man’s gambit in waking up in ... More About: Alive , No One
Ponch to the rescue! Ok?maybe not?
2007-05-29 15:45:00 Oliver Twisted The title of the movie Oliver Twisted captured my interest. Anytime a movie plays on a classic work of art, I want to see how it plays out. Usually I am pretty disappointed with the outcome and this time…let’s just say I was left with a whole “heh” feeling. The basic plot ... More About: Rescue
They say you can never go back?
2007-05-29 15:25:00 The Shuttered Room Ah, curses and crazy people… my movie today was The Shuttered Room which was based on a H.P. Lovecraft tale. At the tender young age of 4, Susanna Kelton (Carol Lynley) was visited by a demon-like creature who lived in her house. Shortly there after her parents die and she, for ... More About: Back
The heavy breathing would have gave it away?
2007-05-24 19:49:00 976-Evil Just when you thought it was safe to call the phone sex hotline once again, 976-Evil spoils it for us once again! We all know Robert Englund from his stint as the five fingered fright monger of our dreams (and yes, the First Lady of Fright’s dreams, don’t ask), but how many of you remember his ... More About: Breath , Heavy , Away , Thing , Would
Mental patients shouldn?t play with sharp things?
2007-05-24 15:42:00 Don’t Look In the Basement 1973, the year of my birth, and the year the movie Don’t Look In the Basement (Also known as The Forgotten) shocked audiences in theaters. The movie takes place in a small privately owned sanitarium out in the country…. you know, miles and miles away from any other living thing. ... More About: Mental , Play , Sharp , Patients , Things
The name Bloodwings can be disturbing enough in itself?
2007-05-22 15:57:00 Pumpkinhead II: Bloodwings She said: It seems that in most horror franchises there is always one film that sticks out like a sore thumb. Halloween 3: Season of the Witch, Nightmare on Elm Street 2, Star Wars: Attack of The Clones, Leprechaun 4: In Space… well all the Leprechaun sequels really…. Pumpkinhead 2 is that sore ... More About: Wings , Bing
Chainsaw, Tommy Pickles, Dean Cameron?OMG TAKE ME NOW!
2007-05-22 15:01:00 Bad Dreams Today’s film is the 1988 movie Bad Dreams. Again, here is another movie I sat down to watch with only knowing the synopsis. I do this on occasion; don’t look at who is in it only what it is about, just for reasons like this… when I can say “OH MY GOD IS ... More About: Cameron , Tommy , Pick , Pickles , Chainsaw
4 is too little, 5 is too much
2007-05-18 15:52:00 Arang The movie Arang, is one of the Asian Extreme films I have been meaning to watch. As I mentioned before, they do like the whole long hair over the face with only one eye showing. It is in every one of these movies! This film is somewhat based on the Korean ... More About: Little , Much , Litt
Best Mother?s Day Gift to Date
2007-05-17 14:48:00 The Man with the Screaming Brain Sunday was Mother ’s Day. So as my gift from my hubby and daughter, they got me The Man with the Screaming Brain. Now, to me this is better than chocolates and flowers any day! It is Bruce Campbell who is on my “list”. Ah yes, and ... More About: Gift , S Day
Things that go drip in the sink
2007-05-14 15:54:00 The Ghost One thing I have noticed with the Eastern horror films is that there seems to be a common dealing with water and hair. Many of the movies I have seen focus on both of these. The movie The Ghost also followed this pattern. On the DVD case it was dubbed ... More About: Things , That , Drip , Thing
And here I always thought ?perverse? was a good thing?
2007-05-10 19:43:00 Lady Frankenstein Dr. Frank has a new experiment in the works, transplanting brains. If your body’s old and worn out, but you’re still sharp as a tack, wouldn’t it be spiffy to be able to jump into the bod of some young stud? Well of course it would. In the midst of ... More About: Thought , Here , Good , Verse , Thing
Blame it on the Catholics
2007-05-03 16:25:00 Prince of Darkness Today’s patch-day flick was John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness. The movie was made in 1987, back when women wore baggy tops with rolled up sleeves, men had ugly moustaches, and Atheism was the new religion. A group of college students (not the young partying kind, but the older serious kind) ... More About: Catholics , Catholic , Cath , Blame , Lame
Can I pet the rabbits George?
2007-05-02 17:10:00 See No Evil She Said: Over the years many wrestlers have stepped out of the ring to take a shot at the big screen. The Rock, Hulk Hogan, Goldberg, Triple H, Edge, and my personal favorite Andre the Giant. Now we see Kane. Now let me start off by saying I have been a ... More About: George , Rabbits , Rabbi , Bits
Keep the blood off of my blue suede shoes
2007-05-01 21:10:00 Rockabilly Vampire Rockabilly Vampire… need I say more? Oh I guess I probably should. This cute movie is about a woman named Iris (Margaret Lancaster) who is a huge Elvis fan. She is trying to publish a book on Elvis sightings and how Elvis is still alive. Working in a thrift store, ... More About: Shoes , Blue , Blood , Keep , Shoe
One Night in Bangkok
2007-04-30 14:24:00 Shutter So, last night I couldn’t sleep and I decided to pop in an Asian Extreme movie called Shutter. Now granted I had to read subtitles, but I have found that with these movies it isn’t all that bad. I have always had a fondness for foreign films. Maybe it is just my artsy ... More About: Bangkok , Night , Bang
One is the loneliest number?
2007-04-24 19:54:00 Roman Way back when in 2002 director Lucky McKee brought the creepy little tale of May. Starring Angela Bettis, May was a tale of loneliness and desperation as May reached out to try and make a friend with anybody who would listen. The result was a fabulous psychological thriller that left the ... More About: Numb , Lone , Lies , Number
Vampire Priests?
2007-04-24 19:08:00 Perfect Creature Ok, I have had this movie in my stack for a while and kept looking at it thinking, ?do I want to watch it today?? So finally giving in to my inner turmoil, I tossed in Perfect Creature. This 2006 New Zealand take on the vampire was a bit different than what ... More About: Vampire , Priest
I drool on your final resting place?
2007-04-22 21:08:00 Death Weekend Ah, the late 70’s when cars drove fast, women wore fur, and the motto “He who dies with the most toys wins” first became apparent. My film for today was the 1976 film Death Weekend a.k.a The House By The Lake, or as I like to think of it I Spit On Your ... More About: Final , Place , Sting , Rest , Lace
Peter Pan, Hammer Style
2007-04-19 03:41:00 Straight On Till Morning As I sit down this morning with my morning tea, I decided to go British. Today’s film I picked was Hammer ’s 1974 film Straight On Till Morning. Now unlike most of my Hammer Films experiences, this one did not take place on some rambling gothic estate. No fiendish vampires ... More About: Style , Peter Pan , Pete , Peter
And now for something completely different?
2007-04-14 23:30:00 Drop Dead Sexy Typically my taste in movies is strictly horror or campy horror. Well, Drop Dead Sexy was campy sans the horror. Mind you I knew that this wasn’t a horror film going into it but I still feel it deserves a mention here. When looking at the cover art and reading ... More About: Comp , Methi , Something , Rent , Thing
And you thought puberty was bad?
2007-04-13 19:06:00 Teenage Exorcist She Said: Teenage Exorcist is a 1994 film that was written by and starring Brinke Stevens. This was right on the cusp of her pretty/pretty-scary era. The central character, Diane ( Brinke Stevens) has just bought a house of her own. A house with a dark secret (cue ominous music). The ... More About: Thought , Pube
It?s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown!
2007-04-12 15:36:00 Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes My film I chose to watch today was Pumpkinhead Ashes to Ashes, which is the third in the Pumpkinhead franchise. Unlike the second film Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings , for this movie we must first go back to the original film, Pumpkinhead. In the first film we have a single father ( ... More About: Great , Brown , Pumpkin , Charlie , Arli
God Bless you, Mr. Vonnegut
2007-04-12 15:05:00 Most of you on Cinemafromage know me because of my interest in Martial Arts. I enjoy martial arts as a way to keep in shape, focus my mind and make friends. At heart, I’m really a pacifist and consider myself a secular humanist. It is with great sadness that I share with ... More About: God , Less , God Bless , Vonnegut
Not with a bang, but a whisper.
2007-04-11 20:56:00 The Omega Man Robert Neville (Chuck Heston) was a military scientist. After a mysterious biological attack on the US he is put on the case to find a cure. When fleeing one day he begins to succumb to the disease and injects himself with his experimental antidote. Lucky for him it worked. ... More About: With , Bang , Whisper
Stay Alive? More like Stay Awake
2007-04-11 16:45:00 I’ve promised the last couple times that the First Lady and I would disagree from time to time, yet so far we’ve seen eye to eye on most things. Finally we have a pretty big break in view points as we dig into Stay Alive and modern day slasher on the surface that turns ... More About: Live , Wake , More , Like
Myspace!
2007-04-11 16:15:00 Sure it’s annoying, but hey it’s kind of addicting too! Be sure to invite the First Lady of Fright on her new home on myspace! http://www.myspace.com/firstladyoffright And as always, feel free to add Cinema Fromage as well! http://www.myspace.com/cinemafromage More About: Space , Myspace , Pace
My favorite morning blend
2007-04-11 14:23:00 Deathbed Today’s morning monster fix was Deathbed. It includes some of my favorite themes. Murder, unsolved mysteries, and well? sex. The film is based around a bed, a beautiful wrought iron number. As we open our film we are sent back to the late 20’s early 30’s where we see a lovely flapper ... More About: Morning , Blend , Favorite , Lend , Favor
Have you ever seen a dream walking? I did!
More articles from this author:2007-04-10 16:09:00 Killer’s Moon Killers Moon, a 1978 romp in the English country side, is a story of four mental patients who have escaped from a “Country Cottage Hospital”. The four men had been undergoing a form of dream therapy and they themselves thought they were all still in a dream. Going by the instructions of ... More About: Walking , Dream , King , Have , Ever 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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