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Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
2007-09-30 00:10:00
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, '...
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You Know You're Out Of College When...
2007-09-30 00:07:00
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5. You have to pay your own credit card bill.6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.7. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.8. 8:00a.m. is not early.9. You have to file for your own taxes.10. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.11. You're not carded anymore.12. You carry an umbrella.13. You learn that "Bachelor" is a nicer term for a jackass.14. "Extended childhood" only really pertains to your salary, which is a little less than your allowance used to be.15. "Twenty-something" means over-qualified, under-paid, and not married.16. Your friends marry instead of hook-up, and divorce instead of break-up.17. You start watching the weather channel.18. Jeans and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.19. You can no longer take shots, and smoking gives you a sinus attack.20. Y...
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Relieving Stress in Class !!!
2007-09-30 00:04:00
1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.)4. Address the professor as "your excellency".5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.11. Wink at the professor every few minutes.12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook p...
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Professors dirty jokes
2007-09-30 00:02:00
This is a story from one college in US --------------------------------------The re was a professor who would start off his class with a dirty joke. Some of the girls in his class were fed up at this and decided to leave as soon as he started to tell his joke the next class.The professor caught wind of their plan and the next class he began his joke and said, "Lately there's been a critical shortage of whores in China." The girls all stood up and began to walk towards the door. And the professor said, "Whoa hold on girls, the boat doesn't leave till tomorrow!"------------------------------- -------
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Some funny stories from college life ...
2007-09-29 23:47:00
I was studying fashion so everyone was strange with strange habits. A couple of fine art students brought an old toilet in to the building, set it up in the corner of the lift complete with toilet roll and a newspaper ... oh and of course a bloke caught short with his jeans round his ankles. The faces on people waiting for the lift as the doors opened were just ... well artistic!LoraI had a great time as there were so many odd people to get to know. Everyone was strange including me. I met my husband there and he was the king of odd. I would make him laugh and he would get kicked out of the library. He liked to hang on to my VW Bug's running board and have me drive around while he yelled 'Bastard!' at everyone he saw. That is just scratching the surface...Ann
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