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OnWard Ho!OnWard Ho!Come play with my brain spew! Politically incorrect streaming video for the working cl***. ***y stuff for the horny cl***, quizzes for the quizzical, and lots of stuff for those of us with no cl*** :-) Articles
Happy Birthday Vixen!!!!!
2007-09-26 08:06:00 Love, Stealth...everyone go wish Vixen a happy birthday!!! More About: Happy , Birthday , Happy Birthday
I have some shit to say, and I am gonna fucking say it.
2007-09-01 08:17:00 right after I go get some well earned beer.EDIT:------So there is this BITCH HOOKER CUNT named, well, we like to call her "Molly"Molly, baby, I love you. I love that I have fans. Are you aware of who this is? Do you KNOW who Stealth is?? Do you know who Vixen is? *strikes up twilight zone music*Well, I know who you are, and rest assured, so does your ISP, oh yes, ... you might want to re read that.I know, I know, I am fucking fabulous....now you get to sit in anxiety while I give you the attention you are so desperately crying out for. I am a real humanitarian like that.It's coming.***edit***None of us bloggers like Psycho stalkers. I don't like being fucked with and I certainly don't like my friends being fucked with.So, let's go down the message roll for Molly, ah wait, let's give her a chance to "speak"MOLLY said this to my girl Vixen: Molly eeblows@gmail.com IP: 67.159.44.138Nice of you to put something about someone else?s private, personal sex life on the internet for the... More About: Shit , Fucking , Gonna , Some
There is a school girl at the end of this post
2007-08-24 23:10:00 I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge headfirst into everything I do.I do not get weekends or public holidays off.I work in a damp environment.I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.I work in high temperatures.My work exposes me to contagious diseases.Sincerely,P. Niss------------------------------------- The Response:Dear Penis:After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:You do not work 8 hours straight.You fall asleep after brief work periods.You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regu... More About: Post , School , Girl
LeCram's Suicide Lounge
2007-06-26 23:32:00 LeCram 's plays are being shown AGAIN and together! He wrote the lyrics for the song and edited this lil ad...cool huh? Good Luck Sweetie! More About: Lounge , Suicide , Cide
Clean Sheets
2007-04-11 16:01:00 Woke up this morning alone on the floorThinking about those clean sheets and the way it was beforeWhen I looked in the mirror, I saw your face and thought of the pastBut now I know how dirty you are,I took my fist and smashed the glasslyric credits "clean sheets" by The Descendants. More About: Clean , Sheet , Shee
Such a Classic Girl
2007-01-29 09:03:00 Jane's Addiction...Such a Clasic Girl .... More About: Classic , Class
Crispy say CRISPY!!!!
2007-01-27 07:36:00 **********DON'T FORGET TO HIT STOP ON THE BROWSER*******bwahahahahahhaha!!!!Fast Food Freestylesorry, had to take down the phain discussion for musical monday. The debate will rage on lata! ((she is so mine first)) More About: Cris
Just keep clicking ;-)
2007-01-23 16:10:00 mmmmm...TARA with a toy!!!!! CLICK THE MOTHERFUCKING PICTURE AND WHEN YOU CLICK IT KEEP CLICKING...damn I have already had retards who can't click. Jesus Christ. (being all artsy and shit) I feel like it is MY birthday...click the pic!hehe I feel like hansel and gretel leaving a trail of bloggery goodness to Tara!! click click BOOM! If you started here...well..then uh...oops....click it anyway. More About: Keep , King , Clic
I miss you, J
2006-12-28 16:20:04 .hov:hover{background-color:yellow}Music Video:I MISS YOU (by Blink 182)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com More About: Miss , Miss You , I Miss You
Quizzes for the Quizzical
2006-12-02 16:00:02 Your 2005 Song IsHollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani"This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S)"For you, 2005 was the Best Year Ever.What Hit Song of 2005 Are You? More About: Quiz , Quizzes
Happy Father's Day to my favorite Dads!
2006-12-02 16:00:02 Of Course...the badass himself, Darth Vader...most notorious Dad everHappy Father 's Day to my Cartoon Dad (I came up as Cartman here)Cartman: Mom? Can I ask you a question?Mrs. Cartman:Sure, hon.Cartman: You know how my friend Stan, has? a dad?Mrs. Cartman: Uh huuuh.Cartman: And my friend Kyle has - a dad, and my friend Kenny has a dad?Mrs. Cartman:Yyeess?? [they look at each other for a long time] Well, what's your question, hon?Cartman: God-dammit!! Do I have a dad?!Mrs. Cartman:Oooooohh.Cartman: I want to know where I came from.Mephesto: I'm glad that you could all come. I can finally reveal who the father of Eric Cartman is. But first, I want to thank Kenny McCormick for sacrificing his life-Cartman: Just tell us already!Mephesto: Alright alright. The father of Eric Cartman is? Say, did anbody see that Terrance and Phillip special last month? Wasn't that just the funniest thing-Cartman: [boiling] Dammit!! Tell me who my father is already!!Mephesto:Oh. As I said before, the f... More About: Favorite , Favor , S Day
Captions please
2006-12-02 16:00:02 Luke I am Your Mother. More About: Please , Lease , Ease , Caption
Sunday Funny- I bet you are all cowboys *smirk*
2006-12-02 16:00:02 A Wyoming cowboy was herding his cows in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot th... More About: Funny , Fun , Cowboys , Cowboy , Sunday
I would be a genius if this Tshirt came true
2006-12-02 16:00:02 Don't We All? More About: This , Shirt , True , Geni , Tshirt
Her last call.....
2006-12-02 16:00:02 previously unreleased 911 call from a woman on 83 Bldg 2....right before she died. More About: Last , Call
Every prayer counts!!!
2006-08-24 01:30:00 (I totally stole this from a certain evil blonde!!!!!) More About: Prayer , Ever , Count , Raye , Pray
Happy Monday
2006-08-14 21:18:00 I just love the world. Happy Moday Guys!! Golly Gee Wilikers!I just went and planted some sunflowers. Right next to my rose garden. I certainly hope everyone out there is having as perfect of a day as possible.Love,Melanie. More About: Monday , Onda
Click here to see who is dying in Texas today.
2006-05-15 04:11:00 Click here to see who is dying in Texas today. More About: Click , Today , Here , Dying
JOG- Posted for CPT Justin P.
2006-05-12 07:10:00 This is a picture of Mike McNaughton of Denham Springs, LA. He stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan Christmas 2002. President Bush came to visit the wounded in the hospital. He told Mike that when he could run a mile that they would go on a run together. True to his word, he called Mike every month or so to see how he was doing. Well, last week they went on the run, 1 mile with the president. Not something you'll see in the news, but seeing the president taking the time to say thank you to the wounded and to give hope to one of my best friends was one of the greatest/best things I have seen in my life. Justin CPT Justin P.. Dodge, MD Flight Surgeon, 1-2 AVN RGT Medical Corps, U.S. Army
Ya Can't Pinch Me
2006-03-17 20:22:00 Happy St. Patrick's Day!I am Patrick, a sinner, the least learned of men, least of all the faithful most worthless in the eyes of many-St Patrick,Confessions. More About: Inch |
