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SoggyCornflakes - CelebritiesSoggyCornflakes - CelebritiesA blog about people richer than me. Not you though. Unless you're famous. Than yes... I blog about you Articles
J.Lo apparently likes it so far up her butt?
2008-03-10 11:51:00 Her head I mean… She likes her head so far up her butt…Not… y’know… other things… Sicko’s. So… Apparently People Magazine have agreed to pay 6 million Dollars for the “privilege” of publishing photo’s of the Lopez/Antony litter… Oh… and they have to stop calling J.Lo, J.Lo. Stop Calling Jennifer Lopez, J.Lo I mean… In case ... More About: Butt
Jessica Simpson is a stalker?
2008-03-10 11:31:00 John Mayer posted a rather scathing entry on his blog… ummm… a week ago (Fine, I’m delayed… Contrary to popular opinion I don’t spend my whole day on the internet surfing celebrity blogs… I spend my whole day on the internet surfing pornographic material). The entry is supposed to refer to that vacuum of intelligence ... More About: Jessica Simpson , Simpson , Stalker , Jessica
Adnan can?t see Britney?
2008-03-10 11:07:00 Britney’s (former?) pap boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, stopped by the singers gated community to see her yesterday. Unsurprisingly, he was turned away at the door, prompting him to take out his iPhone and start looking at pictures of Britney. TMZ.com reports, The security guard turned Adnan away — who immediately had to hear about the rejection from the ... More About: Britney
Heather Locklear didn?t die this weekend?
2008-03-10 10:50:00 On Saturday, 911 received a call from someone which asked them to get to Heather Locklear ?s house ASAP, because she was about to attempt suicide. The call however did not originate from Heather?s home and when the Fire Department got there, she was found to be alive? and well? alive. Heather Locklear’s rep issued the ... More About: Weekend
Courtney Love is crazy?
2008-03-10 10:42:00 Remember Kurt Cobain? That guy that was considered one of the greatest rock stars in history? Remember his wife? That crazy b*tch that made him kill himself (I know it’s not true… but it’s my blog… so… nyah nyah)? Yeah… Well she has problems (Kurt Cobain doesn’t. He’s dead… in case you’ve been cryogenically frozen for ... More About: Courtney Love , Love , Crazy , Courtney
Nicole Richie hates her husband?
2008-03-07 20:50:00 Nicole Richie, Lionel Richie’s adopted daughter, has recently increased the population of the worlds idiot’s by one, after giving birth to her and Joel Madden’s demon love child. I know it’s kind of mean for me to pick on a kid, without giving him a chance, but… look at his parents! God didn’t give this ... More About: Nicole Richie , Nicole , Husband
Jennifer Aniston is having trouble moving on?
2008-03-06 22:16:00 Sheryl Crow has moved to correct rumors that Jennifer Aniston was dumped by Brad Pitt (two and a half years ago… but who’s keeping count, right?), when he went off to fornicate and reproduce with Angelina Jolie . Crow says, ?For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe ... More About: Moving
The Rock is going to help imaginary creatures?
2008-03-05 09:15:00 Dwayne Johnson better known as “The Rock ” is set to sign up for the 20th Century Fox comedy, “The Tooth Fairy,” which starts filming this summer. He’ll be playing a regular guy who finds himself in the strange predicament of having to save the tooth fairy kingdom. … Wow. That sucks. Talk about humiliation. I bet ... More About: The Rock , Creatures
Simon Cowell is vain?
2008-03-05 08:55:00 Simon Cowell, judge and producer of the trash that is American Idol, has admitted to recieving Botox injections in order to maintain his… ummm… looks… …right. Glamour UK reports, ?To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste,? said the 48-year-old American Idol. ?It works, you do it once a year ? who cares?? He won?t, however, endorse ... More About: Simon Cowell , Simon , Vain
The U.N hates Pete Doherty?
2008-03-05 08:27:00 The president of the International Narcotics Control Board (The U.N’s drug watchdog) has slammed governments for treating celebrities that take drugs, too lightly. Philip Emafo said that when celebrities took illegal drugs, it glamorised narcotics abuse. He made this statement when the INCB released it’s annual report, which called for the targetting of top drug ... More About: Pete Doherty , Pete
Paris Hilton is a liar?
2008-03-04 23:53:00 Yesterday it was reported that Paris was seen with a shaman who proceeded to “bless her” before Paris gave away a necklace to an astonished passer by… It’s all a lie! The shaman in question, turns out to be an actor named Maxie Santillan, who has appeared in The Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Says TMZ.com, Her ... More About: Paris Hilton , Hilton , Liar
People are spreading lies about Lindsay? LIES I SAY!!!
2008-03-04 11:21:00 Director Eli Roth has vowed to start getting botox treatments after he was rejected by… wait for it… Lindsay Lohan (!!??!!), for being too old. Roth was dining in the Polo Lounge at the Beverley Hills Hotel when Lindsay Lohan and a friend walked past. He completes the story on his blog, “I was having drinks ... More About: People , Lies
Kate Hudson burns Katherine Heigl?
2008-03-04 10:48:00 I’ve always thought of Kade Hudson as a boring sort… I think most of us did… Except maybe Owen Wilson. But yesterday she came out with one of the greatest celebrity quotes of all time. During an interview with Elle Magazine Hudson was asked about the Greys Anatomy star, to which she replied, “Who is she? Oh, ... More About: Katherine Heigl , Kate Hudson , Kate , Katherine , Burns
That girl from The Hills is a thief
2008-03-04 10:26:00 Heidi Montag, better known as “that blonde from that shit show”, is apparently in big trouble along with her boyfriend Spencer Pratt after she sent out tapes to radio stations that contained a duet with her and Britney Spears. No, she’s not in trouble due to the massive amount of Computer power that must’ve been ... More About: Heidi Montag , The Hills , Girl , Hills , Thief
Hulk doesn?t respect women?
2008-03-03 22:00:00 Hulk Hogan is reported to have cheated on his wife of 24 years, Linda Claridge, with a former best friend of his daughter Brooke. The 55 year old wrestler and TV star’s affair with 33 year old Christiane Plante, was said to be common knowledge amongst some of the crew of his TV Series Hogan ... More About: Women , Brooke Hogan , Hulk , Hulk Hogan , Respect
Jessica Alba used to sleep around?
2008-03-03 22:00:00 Jessica Alba has revealed her angst at being called a slut in sixth grade because her mammary glands developed early. In an essay written for Ellyn Spragins’ upcoming book, If I’d Known Then, Jessica Alba says she was traumatized after her elementary school principal and a few PTA moms labeled her a slut because she ... More About: Jessica Alba , Sleep , Jessica
Kate Beckinsale is weird?
2008-03-03 22:00:00 Underworld star Kate Beckinsale refuses to be called a slut for breaking up with her then boyfriend Michael Sheen to go out (and subsequently procreate) with Underworld director Len Wiseman. Beckinsale says, “I was called a slut when I split up with Michael [Sheen] and began seeing Len [Wiseman], but I’ve only ever had about three ... More About: Weird
J.Lo names her kids?
2008-03-03 20:00:00 J.Lo has finally revealed the names of the spawn that crawled out of her… umm… lady parts a couple of days ago. And the names are… (drumroll please)… (hold your breath please)… Max and Emme! Max and Emme? How disappointingly normal… … Still I don’t think I’d mind if I was J.Lo’s kid. Sure, I’d be ugly ... More About: Kids , Names
It?s tough to be agent Scully?
2008-03-03 18:00:00 X-Files star Gillian Anderson has said that she’s found it difficult to get back into the skin of Agent Dana Scully. Anderson is set to reprise her role, as the cynical agent Scully alongside David Duchovny in the second movie based on the hit TV Show. Anderson had taken a six year hiatus from acting ... More About: Tough
Hugh Hefner is going senile?
2008-03-03 18:00:00 Hugh Hefner has reportedly asked the Olsen twins to pose for Playboy, after they rejected him four years ago when they were 18. Star Reports, After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping they would pose for Playboy’s June issue to mark their 22nd birthday. “Hef thinks the twins are every young ... More About: Ashley Olsen , Mary Kate Olsen , Hugh Hefner , Hugh
Avril: ?I?m not pregnant you F***er!!!?
2008-02-20 12:32:00 Actually she didn’t say that… But don’t you think that’s exactly what she’d say if you asked her? To maintain her cool “punk rock” image y’know. She’s like a pretty Gene Simmons, if Gene Simmons were a douchebag… Which he probably is. I really don’t follow bands that were when my dad was trying to ... More About: Avril Lavigne , Pregnant , Avril
Jessica Simpson won?t help the fatties?
2008-02-20 10:46:00 In 2005, following the “success” of Newlyweds and Dukes of Hazzard Jessica Simpson did what any self respecting actress whose “career” is about to go in the shitter would do… She made an exercise video for Speedfit! However seeing that it’s Jessica Simpson the video obviously sucked and therefore she made her one good decison of ...
Let?s all laugh at Paris Hilton?
2008-02-20 10:12:00 Paris Hilton , the “star” of the “movie” (snicker) The Hottie and the Nottie has reportedly not been invited to the upcoming 80th Academy Awards, because of said movie. Now Magazine claims that the organizers felt that the universally panned movie tarnished the reputation of cinema. This news comes following reports that Hilton had already splashed out ... More About: Paris Hilton , Paris , Laugh
Dina Lohan says pictures were ?tasteful??
2008-02-20 10:10:00 Dina Lohan , better known as “White Oprah”,(even) better known as Lindsay Lohan ’s mother, (even) better known as that old attention seeking weirdo, says that Lindsay’s “tribute” to Marilyn Monroe was “tasteful”. Dina Lohan tells People Magazine, “It was very tastefully done,” “I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically, For him to ... More About: Pictures , Dina
Mandy Moore is lonely?
2008-02-19 17:00:00 Mandy Moore attempted to put a positive spin on her being a love-less, lonely and all round sad woman who is well on the way to buying a million dollar mansion for her cats, by saying that going on a vacation alone set her “free”. Moore says (While launching a site called www.pumpitup.com which aims to ... More About: Mandy Moore , Mandy , Lonely
Jamie Lynn Spears likes dirty stuff?
2008-02-19 13:16:00 And by dirty stuff… I mean… the s word… You know… intercourse… Sorry… I can’t say it. Still affected by my highly conservative childhood. Anyway. Jamie Lynn Spears , the other inbred mong from the Spears clan is allegedly setting a great example for her tweeny fans, by going around and doing *it* (shudder) with any guy ... More About: Stuff , Dirty , Jamie Lynn Spears
J.Lo is greedy?
2008-02-19 11:52:00 Initial reports say that Jennifer Lopez and her freakish looking hubby are demanding 6 million Dollars for the first glimpse of their spawn (So 3 million each?) HollyScoop.com reports, Jenny from the block is expected to fetch anywhere from 4-6 million dollars for exclusive rights to the photos, but you know she’s not gonna settle for less ...
Harry and Hermione play bump bump?
2008-02-19 11:17:00 Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson were spotted out together on Valentine’s day at an exclusive London pub. The two arrived 10pm at the Imperial Arms, Fulham, West London - A pub close to Radcliffe’s house. An onlooker tells the mirror… “They arrived quite late at the pub - about 10pm - and sat outside, ... More About: Play , Bump , Harry
Lindsay Lohan gets her baps out?
2008-02-19 10:15:00 Alcoholic and sometimes actress Lindsay Lohan has decided to bare (Bare NOT flash) her boobs for a photoshoot designed as a tribute to Marilyn Monroe’s iconic shoot, ?The Last Sitting?. (I stole the word “iconic” from TMZ.com… they use big words, and big words make me look smart.) Unsurprisingly (Because it’s Lindsay) she came out looking ...
The Beckhams need attention?
More articles from this author:2008-02-18 20:00:00 David and Victoria Beckham have reportedly renewed their wedding vows due to… ummm… just… because they felt like it. The Daily Mirror reports, David planned the entire nuptials without Victoria’s knowledge and surprised Posh with a second proposal. Posh was apparently totally surprised and overjoyed — and even managed to get dressed for another trip down the ... More About: David Beckham , Beckhams , Attention , The Beckhams 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
