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SoggyCornflakes - CelebritiesSoggyCornflakes - CelebritiesA blog about people richer than me. Not you though. Unless you're famous. Than yes... I blog about you Articles
Jennifer Aniston is a show off?
2007-11-24 02:21:00 Brad Pitts jilted lover, Jennifer Aniston , headed off to her high school reunion yesterday where she met up with the Rudolf Steiner School class of ‘87. Aniston had been coincidentally voted “most likely to grace a magazine cover” by her classmates when she graduated. A source says, “Jennifer was really happy to see everybody. She didn’t play ... More About: Show
Hayden Panettiere talks kinky?
2007-11-24 01:57:00 Heroes star, Hayden Panettiere , says she is amused by the constant media speculation surrounding her. However she seems to bas in it, saying that she would love to be linked with a woman. Hayden says, “Well, if you want to make me a lesbian, that’s totally fine with me. That would be a pretty funny rumor.” “I’d love ... More About: Kinky , Ayden
Janice Dickinson says Angelina Jolie sucks?
2007-11-23 21:10:00 Janice Dickinson, the former model, who is now a testament to the benefits of plastic surgery (or not), has criticized Angelina Jolie ’s portrayal of lesbian supermodel Gia, in the movie… ummm… Gia. Dickinson, who co-wrote the script and was friends with the real Gia, says, ‘I was disappointed with the film, We hired an unknown, one Miss ... More About: Janice Dickinson , Sucks
Ne-Yo says he?s not hitting that?
2007-11-22 20:59:00 Ne-Yo (who according to Wikipedia is a rapper) says that he is NOT dating Hayden Panettiere of Heroes fame. Although he admits he was holding hands with the midget-y actress he claims he was only helping her out of her car. He says, “Hayden and I just met yesterday. We’ve only known each other for one ... More About: Ne-Yo
Nicole Scherzinger thinks way too much of herself?
2007-11-22 20:37:00 If you don’t know who Nico le Scherzinger is, she’s the least manly looking of the Pussycat Dolls and coincidentally the lead singer of the group. If you don’t know who the Pussycat Dolls are… Oh… how I envy your innocence… Which I am about to ruin by telling you that they’re a group of tranny ...
Kate Moss recycles stuff?
2007-11-22 00:54:00 Sorry for the late update. I’m sure some of you must have been breathless with anticipation. The rest of you just went of to some other celebrity gossip site. In my humble opinion the “rest of you” group is disloyal, abandoning me for not updating quickly enough, just because I’m lazy and unreliable and there’s ... More About: Kate Moss , Stuff , Kate , Moss
Shock! Horror! Britney Spears had? the s word?
2007-11-20 21:58:00 Britney’s lawyer from yesteryear,Eric Ervin, yesterday claimed that Britney Spears is not all that she claimed to be (ie she wasn’t a virgin when she entered Showbiz). He says that Britney Spears lost her virginity at age 14 to then boyfriend Reg Jones. They later broke up when they found out how difficult it would ... More About: Horror , Shock , Word , Britney
Prince Willy is jealous of Harry?
2007-11-19 20:29:00 In case you haven’t heard, Prince Harry , the more Irish looking of the Queens grandchildren, has recently broken up with his South African girlfriend, Chelsy Davy. Oh, you hadn’t heard? Umm… Well it’s happened and I’m reporting on it, so we’ll assume it’s absolute fact. Following his break up from said South African, Harry was hanging ... More About: Royal Family , Jealous
Kim Kardashian is a national hero?
2007-11-16 21:41:00 Kim Kardashian, famous for doing pretty much nothing except take part in a sex tape with a failed rapper (Remind you of anyone?), says that the reason she posed for Playboy was not because she’s an attention starved whore or because she’s ummm… just a plain normal whore… but rather so that she could be ... More About: National , Kim Kardashian , Hero
Hayden Panettiere is a (wo)man on the run?
2007-11-15 22:28:00 Like a Van Damme movie. Except she’s hot and doesn’t speak in a “bum me - I’m gay” accent. Following her support for the dolphins (or seals… or whales… or something in the ocean) in Japan, Heroes star, Hayden Panettiere is apparently wanted in Japan. By the cops. Apparently Hayden and her group rode surf ... More About: Ayden
Amy Winehouse sucks?
2007-11-15 21:26:00 Yesterday, Amy Winehouse kicked off her UK Tour with a “performance” in Birmingham. Her performance consisted mainly of warbling drunkenly, mutterring and swearing at the audience. When she dedicated a song to her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil who is in prison for witness tampering. The crowd started booing which elicited a response from Amy before dropping the ... More About: Sucks
Kim Cattrall is a pedophile?
2007-11-14 21:58:00 Kim Cattrall, better known as the whor-y one from that whore show, is currently starring in a movie with Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe… who incidently she finds hot. The 51 year old says, ‘He’s quite a package. He really is in great shape, When I saw him in uniform it took my breath away.’ Whatever, man. Daniel ... More About: Kim Cattrall
The Spice Girls flop?
2007-11-13 22:03:00 After days of breathless anticipation, by the single unemployed loner who still thinks the Spice Girls are cool, the verdict is out on their new single, Headlines (Friendship never ends)… It sucks. Now Magazine reports, Despite tickets for their reunion tour reportedly selling out in 38 seconds, the Spice Girl s are not having much luck with their ... More About: The Spice Girls
Britney Spears gets a new manager?
2007-11-12 21:55:00 Following the complete breakdown of her career and personal life Britney Spears seems to think that she’s discovered the secret to regaining her magic touch… by hiring a new manager. The new “manager” is a hanger-on to Britney named Sam Lufti. Sawf news reports: In Britney’s world managing a pop star probably means nothing more than keeping the ... More About: Manager , Ager
Paul McCartney won?t go out with gold diggers any more?
2007-11-12 21:32:00 Which leaves me to wonder, who else will date a 50 year old former rock star? Following his bitter divorce battle with Heather Mills, Sir Paul Mc Cartney vows that from now, he will go around only with women who do not have to ask him for money, and have their own means of livelihood. Sir ... More About: Gold
Vince Vaughn wasn?t famous
2007-11-09 22:26:00 Vince Vaughn , despite starring in some magnificent comedies like Old School and Swingers (Both of which were infinitely better than Friends), says that he only became famous due to his former girl friend, Jennifer Aniston . What he actually said was, “If you go out with someone famous, you’ll get a certain level of attention around you but ... More About: Vince Vaughn , Famous , Vince
Shakira?s boyfriend won?t marry her?
2007-11-08 21:39:00 Latin sensation (I felt so weird writing that… A bit dirty… Like I’m writing for Heat… or US weekly… Thankfully I’m not! Why would I want to be paid to write about celebs, when I can do it for free?), Shakira , said that she does not need a wedding ring to prove the love between ... More About: Boyfriend , Marry
Britney Spears is mentally unstable?
2007-11-08 21:18:00 Britney Spears , former pop princess, and evidence of the theory that too much McDonald’s is bad for you, is thought to be mentally unstable by her friends (A select group of 4 people… all paid of course). One friend told US Weekly magazine: “It’s not substance abuse - it’s mental! “Postpartum has always been a problem after ... More About: Britney Spears , Britney , K-Fed
It was the other kids fault!
2007-11-07 21:09:00 Earlier today, Nick Hogan , the son of Hulk Hogan, turned himself in to the police, after he was charged with reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. Earlier this year, Nick was involved in a car crash, which compounded in a car write off and a serious injury to his friend, John Graziano. Graziano is now in ... More About: Kids , Fault
The Dog isn?t black?
2007-11-07 20:49:00 Duane “The Dog” Chapman gave his first interview since his racist outburst, and explained himself. And by explained, I mean, made a total ass of himself (Bigger than he already is, anyway). He said he shared a “special connection” with the black people and he was “black himself” “In other words, my whole life I’ve been ... More About: Black , Duane Chapman
Britney Spears: Alarmingly pathetic?
2007-11-07 20:39:00 Britney Spears former assistant yesterday told the press that Britney has devoted a shrine to the greatness that is… Keven Federline… No… you read that right… you can check again if it makes you feel better. Britney also regularly cried uncontrollably after K.Fed left her. Kalie Machado (The assistant) says, Britney kept her wedding ... More About: Britney Spears , Britney , K-Fed , Pathetic
Star Jones is a role model?
2007-11-06 23:00:00 Star Jones , was scheduled to appear at an event organized by a non-profit organization known as Full and Fabulous, last February. The organization helps low-income overweight teen girls and their mothers work on self-esteem and their weight. However Star Jones didn’t show up. Why? You may ask… well, mainly because she didn’t receive an extra 5000 ... More About: Model , Star , Star Jones , Role
Sienna Miller is a whore?
2007-11-06 14:55:00 Sienna Miller , the once girlfriend of Jude Law, says that she enjoyed stripping off for her new movie. She says, regarding her experience in the movie, “There were eight of us and we were playing hippies and it was the summer of love. We take our clothes off, eight boys and girls, and go for a swim. We ... More About: Sienna Miller , Whore , Sienna
Gisele Bundchen loves money? Hates America?
2007-11-05 19:37:00 Horse faced supermodel, Gisele Bundchen , is reportedly refusing to take payments in America n Dollars while the currency remains weak. The Dollars has lost 34% of its value since 2001 and is at an all time low against the Euro, Pound and Canadian Dollar (I think… Don’t look at me like that! I don’t do Economics… ... More About: Money
Christina takes a cheap shot at Britney?
2007-11-05 19:14:00 Remember the time, when Britney Spears was considered the “hot one” and Christina Aguilera was the “weird emo chick with a nice rack and sexy legs”? Oh, how times change. Since Britney’s marriage to K.Fed, Christina has just gotten hotter (Or maybe it’s because of her weird looking husband. She looks hot in comparison when ... More About: Shot , Cheap
Britney loves her children y?all!
2007-11-02 22:24:00 Yippee! More Britney Spears news. It seems God decided we haven’t been nauseated enough today. Anyway. Britney Spears defended her parenting “skills” in a radio interview with American Idol host Ryan Seacrest. When asked if she felt she was doing all she could for her children, Britney replied, “Oh, God yeah. It’s sad, how cruel the world can ... More About: Children
Britney?s a whore!
2007-11-02 21:36:00 Britney Spears, was supposedly pregnant at the start of the year reports the ever reliable National Enquirer. The problem was, that no one knew who’s baby it was. Britney tried to pass it off as K.Fed’s, who basically just laughed at her and called her a whore. Kinda. A source tells the National Enquirer, ?Kevin knew Britney was ... More About: Britney Spears , Britney , Whore , K-Fed
The dog is a racist?
2007-11-01 23:05:00 Duane Chapman, better known as Dog the bounty hunter, was caught using the n word (You know… that n word) in a conversation with his son, in reference to his sons girlfriend. A delightful excerpt follows, “I’m not taking a chance…not because she’s black but because we use the word n—er sometimes here. I’m not going ... More About: Racist , Duane Chapman
Let?s all laugh at Jennifer Aniston?
2007-10-30 19:23:00 Jennifer Aniston, the poster girl for “Moving on with your life”, was spotted at a special screening of Brad Pitt?s new movie, The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford at the Landmark Cinema in Los Angeles. She apparently tried to cover her face with a baseball cap, but despite her masterful assassin level ... More About: Jennifer Aniston , Jennifer , Laugh
Britney Spears is giving out lapdances?
More articles from this author:2007-10-29 22:21:00 Hi everyone! I hope you enjoyed your weekend. I enjoyed sitting miserably for 48 hours, on my table reading piles of crap law notes, all the while preparing for the inevitable crushing failure. Anyway, 1 post today because I have another opportunity to fail tomorrow. Britney Spears was allegedly spotted giving a lapdance to Dallas Cowboy?s quarterback, ... More About: Giving 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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