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SoggyCornflakes - CelebritiesSoggyCornflakes - CelebritiesA blog about people richer than me. Not you though. Unless you're famous. Than yes... I blog about you Articles
Rwanda tells Paris Hilton: ?Piss off?
2007-10-26 21:34:00 kinda’… I mean… It could happen. Paris Hilton , the “star” of “poke my eye out” reality shows like The Simple Life (Did anyone think, The life of Simpletons, would have been a more appropriate title?) and One night in Paris, was set to travel to Rwanda on a “humanitarian mission” (Read: to film another crap reality ... More About: Tells
Scarlett Johansson is a freak?
2007-10-26 21:05:00 And not in a good way. Ryan Reynolds had his birthday on Tuesday, and his girlfriend (Scarlett Johansson ) gave him the gift that every guy wants from his girlfriend (No, not a night of “anything goes” and no, not her fathers bank details, and no not a Ferrari)… her tooth. Ummm…. Romantic? Scarlett reportedly had her wisdom ... More About: Freak
Nicole Richie is childish?
2007-10-26 16:48:00 In both body and mind. Us Weekly reports that Nico le Richie is continually pestering her baby’s daddy, Joel Madden , about his ex-girlfriend Hilary Duff . A source tells Us Weekly, “She will ask if he’s going to watch Lizzie McGuire DVDs or listen to Hilary’s albums, Joel tells her she’s being out of line.” I guess that always happens ...
Shocking News!!! Pamela Anderson likes the white stuff!!!
2007-10-26 16:19:00 I know! I couldn’t believe it either! I’ll give you a moment to calm yourself. … Yes. It’s true. Pamela Anderson , the star of Baywatch and VIP, is addicted to the white powder known as cocaine. Jonathon Jaxson (A celebrity blogger… Is this now the most common thing in the world? Every second blog is a freakin’ ... More About: News , White , Stuff
Lohan likes Riley?
2007-10-25 22:18:00 And by Lohan , I mean Mr. Lohan… Lindsay’s father. I have no idea what his name is. So I’ll call him Pippen. Pippen Lohan is impressed with the new man (read: loser) in Lindsay’s life. He is also upset about how the media are treating Riley . Pippen Lohan says, ?Riley is a good kid. He comes from a ... More About: Lindsay Lohan
Jennifer Aniston is still bitter?
2007-10-24 21:59:00 Hi all! Only one post today. I have a test tomorrow which I have to pretend I’m studying for so today you only get to waste your time for about two minutes instead of the usual five. Jennifer Aniston is reportedly ready to dish all on her ex-husband, Brad Pitt and his lover, Angelina Jolie. The problem ... More About: Bitter
Halle Berry hates the Jews?
2007-10-23 22:12:00 Halle Berry seems to be going through the crazy phase of her pregnancy after her antisemitic outburst on the Jay Leno show yesterday (Actually it was just a bad joke… but nothing like controversy to get visits, eh?). Page Six reports, (Berry) was showing Leno and his audience images of herself on her computer using the Mac ... More About: Halle Berry , Jews , Halle
Britney gets lips and kids?
2007-10-23 20:32:00 Care to guess which one she’s more excited about? The wreck that is Britney Spears somehow managed to regain visitation rights, despite her most earnest efforts. People Magazine reports, The singer on Saturday was spotted driving with her children in Studio City, Calif., in her white Mercedes convertible, which was decorated with pumpkins on the dashboard. A ... More About: Kids , Lips
Paris Hilton hates the human race?
2007-10-22 20:14:00 Paris Hilton has reportedly decided that she will be cryogenically frozen following her death, so that she can be resurrected in the future… y’know… when they figure stuff like that out. News.com reports, The hotel heiress is keen to live forever and has invested a large sum of money in the world’s biggest suspended animation cemetery, Cryonics ... More About: Paris Hilton , Human , Race , Paris
Lindsay Lohan? Still poor
2007-10-22 19:39:00 Hi all! Hope you enjoyed your weekend. I spent mine studying for my Economics exam. That doesn’t mean I’ll pass. It just means I get to fail in style. Anyway, back to celeb news. After earlier reports that Lindsay Lohan had smoked away all her money (An estimated 7 million Dollars), it seems she has come up with ... More About: Poor
Lindsay is getting married?
2007-10-19 20:17:00 After breaking up the marriage of Riley Giles and Breanna Tierney, it seems that the star of Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (Don’t look at me like that. I didn’t watch it. Promise) is set to wed the man of her dreams (Read: Druggie, alcoholic and funny looking). To recap in case you missed ... More About: Lindsay Lohan , Lindsay , Getting Married , Married
That guys girlfriend is whining?
2007-10-18 21:15:00 You know that guy? The one we spoke (wrote and read) about yesterday? The one that slept with Lindsay Lohan ? No! Not number 657. I think he might be number 832. He’s a snowboarder. Riley Giles or whatever. Yeah? His girlfriend is whining to The Enquirer. She says, ?Lindsay Lohan stole my fiancé and wrecked my life!? ?I ... More About: Girlfriend , Guys
Britney can never see her kids again? ever! (Hopefully)
2007-10-18 21:07:00 Britney Spears has had her visitation rights suspended, until she complies with court orders. TMZ.com reports, The order by L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon came after K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, went to court yesterday for an emergency hearing. The order reads, “Petitioner’s (Britney’s) visitation with the minor children is suspended pending Petitioner’s compliance with the ... More About: Britney Spears , Kids , Britney
Money can buy ANYTHING!!!
2007-10-17 20:01:00 You know when people say “Money can’t buy you the important things in life”?. Yeah. They’re lying. If you have enough money you can buy anything. Including the right to engage in sexual congress with a supermodel and the hottest thing to ever come out of Mexico, including that weird shaped Jalapeño I ate last week. Meet ... More About: Salma Hayek
Lindsay Lohan - STILL messing up lives?
2007-10-17 19:49:00 Ever heard of Riley Giles (What kind of name is that anyway…)? Yeah, me neither. Apparently he’s a snowboarder, and Lindsay Lohan ’s new boyfriend. She met the guy in rehab, which is pretty much the most romantic story I’ve heard since those two high school kids hooked up drunkenly after prom, producing an unwitting human ... More About: Lives , Mess
Britney turns herself in?
2007-10-16 20:19:00 Britney Spears turned up at a Los Angeles police station and turned herself in for charges of hit and run and driving without a license. The AP Reports, Officer Mike Lopez said Spears turned herself in around 9 p.m. and left about 45 minutes later. Spears was fingerprinted and photographed, he said. “She was fine, cooperative,” Lopez said. ... More About: Britney Spears , Britney
Paris Hilton: ?I felt empty inside?
2007-10-16 20:11:00 Paris Hilton says she has found a flaw in her perfect existence that left her felling empty inside. Paris says, “Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties — it was a fantasy. But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world.” Luckily she’ll ... More About: Paris Hilton , Paris , Inside , Felt
Lindsay Lohan is poor?
2007-10-15 22:11:00 In news that will fill Brandon Davis’ heart with joy (Bless his tiny little heart), News of the World reports that Lindsay Lohan has about as much cash to scrub together as the “50c a handjob” hooker on the corner. NOTW reports, HOLLYWOOD superstar Lindsay Lohan is BROKE after blowing her fortune on a massive ... More About: Poor
Brad Pitt is still holy?
2007-10-15 22:01:00 Brad Pitt , Angelina Jolie ’s lover (And perhaps at one point the luckiest man in the world), said that he is trying to cut back on his alcohol intake so that he can be a better dad. Pitt says, ?It?s not easy to be a good father when you?ve had a few drinks. About ... More About: Brad Pitt , Brad , Holy
Anne Coulter: Shockingly? still a douche.
2007-10-12 09:04:00 Anne Coulter, the poster girl for horny conservatives all over America, has decided that it’s time we got rid of the Jews. Following in the footsteps of her idol, Adolf Hitler, Coulter said that the Jews should “perfect themselves” by becoming Christians. drudge.com reports, During an appearance on advertising guru Danny Deutsch’s CNBC show The Big Idea, ... More About: Anne
Drew Carey is engaged?
2007-10-12 08:53:00 Drew Carey , the kinda-funny-but-not-really fatty from the Drew Carey Show, is engaged to his girlfriend, Nicole Jaracz. Jaracz is apparently a recent graduate from some culinary school. Carey’s publicist says, ?It will be the first marriage for both. No date for a wedding has been set yet, They are both very happy and excited about ... More About: Engaged , Drew , Engage
Michelle Rodriguez makes sure she goes to Dyke World?
2007-10-11 15:54:00 Michelle Rodriguez , the star of “movies” like The Fast and the Furious and Blue Crush, is set to serve a minimum of 120 days in jail, following the violation of her probation for numerous crimes including DUI and hit and run. TMZ.com says, According to court officials, Rodriguez “admitted violating her probation by failing to provide proof ... More About: Michelle Rodriguez , World , Michelle , Goes
Captain Kirk will be gay?
2007-10-10 22:20:00 According to the Hollywood reporter, Chris Pine, the star of cinematic masterpieces like The Princess Diaries II and Just my Luck is set to take up the role of Captain Kirk in the upcoming Star Trek to be directed by JJ Abrams. The Hollywood reporter… ummm… reports, Over sandwiches at Barney’s Greengrass and over beer at Barney’s ...
Esquire are weird?
2007-10-10 21:02:00 Esquire today revealed that Charlize Theron is now the “Most sexiest women in the world”. Than they go on a long ramble about her day… It includes snippets like, Maybe I should buy her something. A token. I like to give gifts. That’s really true. I should write a column on that. Gifting. Don’t make verbs out ... More About: Weird , Esquire
The Home Alone kid can cook!
2007-10-09 21:42:00 In an interview with Parade.com, That seventies show hottie (Well kinda… I mean… when I look at her I don’t know whether I should rip off my pants or go buy her a tootsie pop and then rip off my pants… and then feel guilty) Mila Kunis , says that the reason her and her ... More About: Home , Cook
Lindsay Lohan is a liar? and probably a whore?
2007-10-09 20:52:00 The magazine that has made celebrity ass kissing an art form has managed to nab an exclusive interview with Lindsay Lohan . Obviously an exclusive would mean, no journalistic questions like “Why are you such a whore?” and “When will this next bout of herpes subside”. Instead they asked stupid questions like “What did you learn?” ... More About: Whore , Liar
The Spears? are classy!
2007-10-08 22:54:00 Yesterday Britney Spears and her little sister, Jamie Lynn, were getting sushi when a short rude lady rushed at them screaming “Nobody wants you in this neighborhood! You’re making the neighborhood unsafe!” The paparazzi defended Britney by yelling at the woman, and then Jamie-Lynn stepped in and shouted in her face, “Then move the fuck ... More About: Jamie Lynn Spears
P. Diddy needs to go to Africa? or to Durex headquarters?
2007-10-08 22:36:00 … In the hopes that one day he’ll learn about that magical piece of rubber often referred to amongst civilized folk as “the condom”. Combs has admitted that he is the father of Chance, his daughter from an affair with Atlanta beauty Sarah Chapman. This is Diddy ’s sixth child, and the one which led to ... More About: Africa , Durex , P Diddy , Headquarters
Lindsay Lohan is committed to staying away from drugs? so she?s off to NYU
2007-10-05 22:31:00 Aaah. Lindsay Lohan leads a charmed life. She is set to turn her back on acting due to her concerns that she’ll fall prey to drugs and booze in LA. So she’s decided to go off to University, where there are obviously no drugs, booze or free sex. Instead there she’ll play scrabble before settling ... More About: Drugs , Mitt
Kate Moss is angry?
More articles from this author:2007-10-05 11:21:00 Kate Moss is alleged to have gotten into a fight with singer Lily Allen, after Allen insulted Moss’ close friend Courtney Love . A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “The trouble started when the pair met at the Groucho. Lily ran up to Kate, but after chatting amiably for a while she brought up the ... More About: Kate Moss , Kate , Angry 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
