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Eva putting on weight or is she the ?P? word?
Eva Longoria has recently been pictured with a suspicious inflated stomach which has obviously fueled speculation that the Desperate Housewives actress is pregnant. Even though the actress has seen that she and husband Tony Parker would love to have kids, she has not confirmed that she is pregnant. I mean, Angelina Jolie was walking around with circus tent dresses and was obviously pregnant before she admitted that she was pregnant, so we may have to wait a while before we get any confirmation from Eva. Even then, Jack Black spilled the beans... Her publicist says, "We do not talk about clients' personal lives." Then what the heck are they there for?
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Sienna Miller splits with boyfriend
Um, I think she has... Reports suggest that Sienna Miller is tired of boyfriend Rhys Ifans's paranoia and is calling it quits...or is at least demanding a break. A source reports, "Sienna broke the news at the weekend in a call from Prague. Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages. She went mad and Rhys said he was looking for what he called 'incriminating evidence'." Ok, even I think that's a too much. Next he'll be going through her cupboards, looking for naked pool boys and such...um, I think I've read too many dirty jokes. Even though Sienna is engaged to Rhys, her friends say that Sienna just agreed to his proposals (he proposed 3 times) because she didn't want to lose him but has now decided that the relationship has run it's course and she wants out.
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Adnan Ghalib is asking for trouble
In case you're a Britney Spears fan and you think that ex-boyfriend was the worst thing that ever happened to her, you are more than welcome to go hurt him. Says who? He does. He recently released a kinda sex tape that's doing the round of the internet and has subsequently received death threats from Britney fans, and he says, "I have had many calls about it from all over the world. In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I'm taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile." Um, he has a role in the industry? Riiiight...(I'm saying that in a Doctor Evil accent, in case I didn't convey that over the blog). This isn't the first time Adnan was threatened, he was stabbed by a fan last year and he has made his feelings clear, he is a moron and is asking for trouble. "Yes I was injured. This is still being investigated. "I can't say much about the cowardly attack other than, a) you better come a lot stronger than that if you want to make a ...
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Amy Winehouse is hot
Or at least, she thinks so. Either that or her brain has melted into liquid goop (which sadly enough is quite likely) making her think that she looks so good making goo-goo eyes at her husband. Amy Winehouse was warned for flirting in court, when she attended the pre-trail hearing of her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, on the counts of grevious bodily harm and obstructing the course of justice or whatever. She spent the hearing blowing kisses at her husband, and mouthing "I love you". She also cleverly told him to come sit next to her. Eventually the judge told her to stop and she walked out of the court, after telling Fielder-Civil "You're fit". Delusions are funny, aren't they? When asked how he was looking by the press, Amy said, "Gorgeous as f**k, haven't you seen him?" Ah, she might look like hell and smell like crap, but at least she still has a sense of humour.
Johnny is nice to Lindsay
Which might make him the only person in the world who genuinely cares about Lindsay Lohan , excluding family. Wait, no, including family. Johnny Depp feels sorry for the messed up starlet and he and longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis have offered her their private island to get away from the media and such. The island, appropriately called "F*** off Island" is located somewhere in the caribbean. He invited her after meeting her backstage at the recent MTV Movie Awards. A source reports, "Johnny realises the pressures of fame and can see Lindsay could do with a break." A break from what? Churning out flop films after another? Partying until all hours? While I think that the gesture was very nice, there are more needy people in the world. Like the Somalians...or the Sudanese...or me. I mean, c'mon, bitter little blogger, doesn't that bring tears to your eyes?
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Tattoos are forever
I miss the good old days of diamonds. Now to express your love, you apparently have to scar yourself for life. Jennifer Aniston is still trying desperately to prove to the world that she's over Brad Pitt by scrawling random people's names on her body. Ok, I'm kidding but you get the idea, after 2 weeks to 3 months of dating (depending on your source), Jennifer claims that she in desperately in love with boyfriend John Mayer and wants to prove this by getting matching tattoos. "John had the idea that they should both have a 'J' tattooed in a secret place as that is both their first initial." "Jennifer is really keen on the idea but is going to wait a few months. He said she's in great shape and her skin is like a baby's bottom." You know, that phrase "Soft as a baby's bottom" just screams of pedophiliac connotations. How do people know how soft a baby's bottom is? Do they go around feeling up every toddler they see? That's just wrong!
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Like mistress, like dog. Ho Ho Ho, and that ain't a Christmas cheer. You know, I think I've hit a new low as a celebrity blogger, having to write about Paris Hilton's dog and the fact that it's dating Joel Madden's dog. Dog's don't freakin' date! They're more the wham-bam-thank you ma'am kind of animals. Except they won't even say thank you. Paris has been dating Benji Madden of Good Charlotte fame for a few months now and her good friend (again) Nicole Richie is engaged to Benji's brother Joel, the owner of the aforementioned dog. Recently, Benji left a post on their band website, after a family party at the Hilton's, "There were lots of babies around and everyone brought their dogs and they were all dressed up. "We just found out that Eazy, Joel's dog, and Tinkerbell are now seeing each other. She seems happy, we wish them the best..." Kill me! Please, kill me, before I continue writing about this...ugh, whatever it is, you can't even call it a story. Oh wel...
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Lindsay remains in the closet
This reminds me of that South Park episode when Tom Cruise, John Travolta and R kelly were inthe closet and refused to come out. Someone better chuck Lindsay Lohan in there as well. I mean, it's so not obvious when Lindsay walks around hand in hand with "gal pal" Samantha Ronson. All girls make out with their best friends and tell their mommies that they're going to marry them. It's just innocent childhood fantasies. Why won't anyone let Lindsay Lohan enjoy her childhood?!? OK! magazine are so sad. Trying to force an innocent girl like Lindsay to come out with a stupid secret that she's a lesbian. She's so not! Just because she's an affectionate person doesn't mean you offer her $1 million to come out with a story that isn't even true. These tabloids disgust me, I can't believe how low they'd sink, Lindsay is a clean-living, simple and pure vestal virgin!
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Charlie gets married
Charlie Sheen is now a married man...again. On Friday, 30th May, Charlie married girlfriend of almost two years Brooke Mueller in a quiet and small ceremony. <br> "Brooke really wanted to walk down the aisle in a big way, but Charlie insisted they keep it simple and small," After a messy divorce with Denise Richards , I'm surprised Charlie was ready to walk down the aisle so quickly, but apparently, he fell in love with Brooke on first sight, <br> "I sensed our connection straight away, but I didn't want to jump the gun and put her in a position of any kind of pressure. "It was about three days after we met that I mentioned it. We fell in love very fast," How sweet. Anyone wanna bet on how long it lasts? I say a year, max.
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Kareena Kapoor is sexy?
Don't you hate it when you're the only person that isn't attracted to someone? And everyone keeps on going on about how hot said person is and you're just looking at them like... what? That's how I feel about Paris Hilton lookalike Kareena Kapoor ! The actress recently appeared in a bikini in her film Tashan that sent India into an emaciated body craze, and led to her winning the "Cutest vegetarian award" from those PETA people. Read about it here.
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I?m not the only free loader?
Once I went out with a girl. After telling her that I "forgot" my money at home, she proceeded to pay for me meal. I ran home with my licorice allsorts and never saw her again. The point of this story is that I'm cheap. Just like Bollywood's newest star...Love Story 2050's leading man Harman Baweja! When out dining with his lady love former Miss World, Priyanka Chopra, Harman's credit card wasn't accepted at the restaurant and said lady love ended up footing the rather extravagant bill. Harman... stuff like that tends to happen when you're using Misa. Or a Moster Card. Read about it here
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Angelina Jolie will kill you?
Angelina Jolie , better known as peace promoting UN ambassador, better known as Brad Pitt's lover, better known as that "nekkid chick from Tomb Raider", in a recent interview with the Mail on Sunday showed us a side of herself that we don't usually see... Except in movies, I mean. She says, "If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them." "I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don't know why. I've learned all the punches, head butts and kicks ? yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct. I think it's good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training ? be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing ? because self-defence is important. Brad an...
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Lindsay Lohan might like munching on the carpet?
After initially saying that her daughter (better known to her as the Freaky Friday star/ the chick who pays my bills) Lindsay Lohan was strictly into penises, Dina Lohan has changed her tune saying, "If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years." Don't you hate it when people say, "That's all I'll say" and than proceed to carry on yapping like those annoying chihuahuas? ... Why does anyone even care what Lindsay's old-ass mother has to say? I mean... is she socially relevant in any way? Apart from as an example for "Don't be friends with your kids parenting" way? It's not like she could even say that Lindsay has bad company. It's either a drugged out DJ or... hang out with mum. Lindsay never stood a chance, did she?
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Susan Sarandon bores me with her lies?
Come election time and celebrities seem to think their opinions are somehow important or relevant (More so than usual, I mean). Alfie star Susan Sarandon seems to reinforce that stereotype fact. Liz Smith reports, She says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, "It's a critical time, but I have faith in the American people."...What? You thought Susan of all people would be for Hillary Clinton? Well, no. She told John Hiscock: "I thought the whole point of feminism is that you're not supposed to be defined by gender. I don't understand the reasoning behind that, because I wouldn't vote for Condoleezza Rice, and I hated Margaret Thatcher." Well isn't that lovely? I'm sure the whole of America will go on a massive drive to make sure that Barack Obama wins the election, just so Susan Sarandon can stay in America and continue to churn out one turd film after another. Mr. Obama must be so immensely grateful. Note: Susan Sarandon's husband...
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Five things I learned from Bollywood?
Not a news post this time… Just some casual observances I’ve made about the world of Ms. Worlds, Ms. Universes and Shah Rukh Khan. Read it here
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Bollywood - destroying Hollywood one film at a time?
Hollywood has made some terrible remakes so far… I mean The Omen remake was absolute trash which ruined (raped and pillaged) a fantastic movie. But still they can’t beat Bollywood . Sunny Deol is set to star in a remake of The Bodyguard alongside Big Brother star Shilpa Shetty. The Bodyguard was a crap film… so (logically) this is ...
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Aamir Khan is petty?
You know you’d think, if you were rich, famous and ummm…. rich. You’d have better stuff to do than snipe at other rich and famous people. Apparently not. Lagaan star Aamir Khan has cut off his dad after he found out that his dad felt sympathy for his mentally disturbed son. Aamir’s brother. What a fantastic brother. With ...
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Drunk people are hilarious?
Don’t you find drunk people charming? The way they fall over themselves before taking a nap in their own vomit is a sight to behold. More so when it’s someone you wouldn’t expect it from. Bollywood’s “traditional” girl, Vidya Balan, the star of Eklavya and Kismet Connection was recently involved in such a situation. Read about it here
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Some people are greedy?
Don’t you hate it when you help someone and then they show no appreciation for you? I don’t. But that’s because I don’t help people. I’m a spiteful c***. High-Five! Race star Saif Ali Khan was expected to help out his buddy Farhan Akhtar, who gave him his big break in the hit Dil Chahta Hai , ...
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More people break up?
Another famous couple bite the dust… Bollywood stars (And by stars… I mean… They’ve done one film… But their parents are famous) Ranbir Kapoor and Deepika Padukone have allegedly called it quits. It might be tough for them though, seeing that they’re both shooting for the upcoming flop (I hope),Bachna Ae Haseenon in Australia. Read about it here…
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Clingy people irritate everyone?
Race star Saif Ali Khan has been stalking following his girlfriend Kareena Kapoor around everywhere. He even showed up at her workplace. … So he’s kinda like Mary’s little lamb, except you can’t drop kick him into a basket. Anyway, his possesiveness pissed her off Read about it here.
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Salman Khan forces herself on people?
The once relevant Salman Khan is intent on his girlfriend making it in Bollywood without any concievable talent and is forcing producers to take her on. Katrina Kaif, the Namastey London star is set to join Salman in Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s next. Read about it here.
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Snoop Dogg?s career is dead?
Remember how once upon a time, Snoop Dogg was considered a “bad boy”? … Yeah… That’s not happening anymore. Sure, his reputation has been eroding since he appeared in trash like Starsky and Hutch and the ridiculously bad Soul Plane… but singing in Indian movies is a new low. Read about it here.
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Jiah Khan wants Shahid. Shahid is gay.
Nishabd star Jiah Khan was set to star with Jab we Met star Shahid Kapur in Ken Ghosh’s upcoming flick. However Shahid Kapur didn’t like the fact that she wanted him (It was probably something new for him) so he had her fired. What a hero! (*cough* douche *cough*) Read about it here
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Miley Cyrus crashes the internet?
In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last week or so, Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus has come under a lot of flak following her “racy pose” for a Vanity Fair cover shoot in which she flashed… ummm… her back… right… hot. Since the day the photo’s were released (methinks Monday) there have ...
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Paris Hilton is beloved?
Paris Hilton ’s current STD dispensary, Benji Madden of Good Charlotte “fame”, has written a song commemorating The Hottie and the Nottie “star” (I love inverted comma’s. They look so pretty.). The song is entitled “Shine your light” and Paris Hilton unsurprisingly loves it… I mean… It’s a song… about her. Of course this attention whore ...
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Britney Spears is sexy again?
So says mens mag FHM, who have just released their annual 100 sexiest women in the world list. Britney crawled back into the list at number 100 narrowly beating out… I have no idea. FHM doesn’t really do consolation prizes. Which is sad because they got one after they lost out on the awesomeness stakes ...
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Everyone hates Paris Hilton?
Even the Russians! You’d think they’d be happy with the American that is threatening to make sure that instead of 1 in 4 young Americans having STD’s… 1 in 3 should! (Dun dun dun…) They should really consider making a movie like that… Paris would be like that hot chick from Species… except she’d be ...
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I sold out?
You know how they say, that if you hang out with someone enough you’ll get their habits? Well… apparently after spending the entire day (15 minutes of it at least) writing about celebs, I’ve become a bit of a sellout. I’m now writing at MovieZen as well. They pay me. Cash. And sure… It’s a Bollywood blog. ...
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Anna K won?t marry that Iglesias fellow?More articles from this author:
Former tennis ace player, Anna Kournikova , refuses to marry Latin crooner Enrique Iglesias despite his frequent proposals. So says the (son of) great man himself. Iglesias Jr., who has been involved with Anna K since… well… ages… says, “I always try, but she pays me no attention.” Wow. It must suck to keep proposing to someone and for ...
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