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V-Review: TV - How I Met Your Mother S03E04
2007-11-14 15:55:00 This episode is mainly about the showdown between Ted and Barney on who has more 'GAME'.Definition of 'GAME' : The ability to score with quality hot women with own effort. (well, more or less)"...you can't spell GAME without ME, and ME has the best game..."-Barney-The Challenge: Pick up a girl and the first to sleep with her WINS! *Bad influence isn't it...LoL*(Marshall, wanting not to be left out, tries to convince Ted and Barney that he has GAME too; even saying that he had won the GAME by marrying Lily. Also, also... Marshall runs the numbers of the numbers of times he and Lily have had sex) *this scene is really funny*Barney approaches the girl, but only to be slapped on the face as he had slept with her about a year ago. So, this gives Ted the upper hand to win the GAME. Soon, Ted begins to date the girl (Stacy). Usual couple stuff - strolling, cooking, watching movie, etc...The day to win the GAME finally comes. In the bar, Barney sarcastically supports Ted to win the GA... More About: Review , How I Met Your Mother , Mother
V-Wonder: When to Have Kids?
2007-11-13 16:14:00 You know it's time to procreate (to multiply) when :Your dog is called David and he's fed at the dining room table.(David~ Say grace)You spend more time at your sister's place - the one with the two-year-old.(More milk please~)Your wife has been storing the condoms in her sewing kit.Probably the biggest decision in your life is to have, or not to have kids. The second biggest decision is when to have them. Apart from the obvious need to have a willing mother, the other potential stumbling block in MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!!By the time a child reaches the age of 18, he or she will have cost the equivalent of a new Porsche 911 Turbo.Besides the financial commitment, consider the impact it will have on your social life, your job and your relationship before thrusting into that world. (pun intended...LoL)Looking at the bright side, well, you imagine it yourself...!!17 KIDS!!.:Download PPS SlideShow:.Love Children~in conjunction with Universal Children's Day - 20 November.:Sign Petition:. More About: Kids
V-Wonder: When to Have Kids?
2007-11-13 16:14:00 You know it's time to procreate (to multiply) when :Your dog is called David and he's fed at the dining room table.(David~ Say grace)You spend more time at your sister's place - the one with the two-year-old.(More milk please~)Your wife has been storing the condoms in her sewing kit.Probably the biggest decision in your life is to have, or not to have kids. The second biggest decision is when to have them. Apart from the obvious need to have a willing mother, the other potential stumbling block in MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!!By the time a child reaches the age of 18, he or she will have cost the equivalent of a new Porsche 911 Turbo.Besides the financial commitment, consider the impact it will have on your social life, your job and your relationship before thrusting into that world. (pun intended...LoL)Looking at the bright side, well, you imagine it yourself...!!17 KIDS!!.:Download PPS SlideShow:.Love Children~in conjunction with Universal Children's Day - 20 November.:Sign Petition:. More About: Kids
V-Laugh: OUCH!! That Hurts...
2007-11-13 16:03:00 A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Sunday morning. The first of the twosome teed off, and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow.""Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?"To which he replied, "It feels ... More About: Ouch , Laugh
V-Laugh: OUCH!! That Hurts...
2007-11-13 16:03:00 A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Sunday morning. The first of the twosome teed off, and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow.""Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?"To which he replied, "It feels ... More About: Ouch , Laugh
V-Review: TV - Heroes S02E01
2007-11-12 05:45:00 Title: "Four Months Later..."Heroes Season 2 pilots with Mohinder Suresh trying to convince his audience to help him eradicate a "plague" that strips people with extra-ordinary abilities of their powers, and eventually kill them.He got the attention of Bob, the representative of "The Company", who offers to fund his research and join "The Company". Initially, Mohinder is not tempted. After much persuasion by Bob, Mohinder is moved by what is said. So, they go for a drink. (Classic move, Bob~) There, Mohinder learns that Bob has powers too. Bob did "something" to a teaspoon. (Watch it to find out, and it's awesome)Next, Heroes introduces two new characters: (Look at the picture closely to know their names)(Yeap, they're running away from the cops) Without a doubt, they have powers too. They can run and run and run and run without getting tired. 800 miles of running!! Unfortunately, that is not their abilities. In this episode, we do not really know what their powers are or how the ... More About: Review
V-Review: TV - Heroes S02E01
2007-11-12 05:45:00 Title: "Four Months Later..."Heroes Season 2 pilots with Mohinder Suresh trying to convince his audience to help him eradicate a "plague" that strips people with extra-ordinary abilities of their powers, and eventually kill them.He got the attention of Bob, the representative of "The Company", who offers to fund his research and join "The Company". Initially, Mohinder is not tempted. After much persuasion by Bob, Mohinder is moved by what is said. So, they go for a drink. (Classic move, Bob~) There, Mohinder learns that Bob has powers too. Bob did "something" to a teaspoon. (Watch it to find out, and it's awesome)Next, Heroes introduces two new characters: (Look at the picture closely to know their names)(Yeap, they're running away from the cops) Without a doubt, they have powers too. They can run and run and run and run without getting tired. 800 miles of running!! Unfortunately, that is not their abilities. In this episode, we do not really know what their powers are or how the ... More About: Review
V-Laugh: Firetruck
2007-11-11 10:22:00 A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices Little Johnny next door with a little red wagon. The boy is wearing a fire-fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.The firefighter says, "Hey little partner, what are you doing?"Little Johnny says, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my firetruck."The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration."Thanks, mister," Little Johnny says.The firefighter looks a little closer, and notices that Little Johnny has tied the wagon to the dog's collar, and to the cat's testicles. The boy says, "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren." More About: Laugh , Firetruck
V-Laugh: Firetruck
2007-11-11 10:22:00 A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices Little Johnny next door with a little red wagon. The boy is wearing a fire-fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.The firefighter says, "Hey little partner, what are you doing?"Little Johnny says, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my firetruck."The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration."Thanks, mister," Little Johnny says.The firefighter looks a little closer, and notices that Little Johnny has tied the wagon to the dog's collar, and to the cat's testicles. The boy says, "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren." More About: Laugh , Firetruck
V-Tip: How to Avoid Relationship Break Ups?
2007-11-10 07:04:00 Every couple in the world experiences this:(If you don't, DO tell us...)(Man: Yea, that's right. I'm Gay!) *notice the man's posture* (Woman: aaAAAHHHH!!!)No, no...not every couple has a homosexual partner.The point is... they QUARREL.This guide is NOT to manipulate your partner, but rather to help remind your partner on why the both of you are together, and to keep two happy people together. If the both of you were never happy together, just skip this topic - it'll be deemed useless.Do you have the feeling that your boyfriend/girlfriend (husband/wife) is going to break up with you soon? At times, we know that our partner no longer feels the same, but instead of rectifying the problem at hand, we sabotage it unintentionally by prying tons of inappropriate questions and acting insecure.RULE #1:BE THE PERSON YOU WERE WHEN YOU STARTED DATING.Whoever your girlfriend or boyfriend is, both of you grew an attention to each other when you started dating or first met for various reason... More About: Relationship , Break , Avoid
V-Tip: How to Avoid Relationship Break Ups?
2007-11-10 07:04:00 Every couple in the world experiences this:(If you don't, DO tell us...)(Man: Yea, that's right. I'm Gay!) *notice the man's posture* (Woman: aaAAAHHHH!!!)No, no...not every couple has a homosexual partner.The point is... they QUARREL.This guide is NOT to manipulate your partner, but rather to help remind your partner on why the both of you are together, and to keep two happy people together. If the both of you were never happy together, just skip this topic - it'll be deemed useless.Do you have the feeling that your boyfriend/girlfriend (husband/wife) is going to break up with you soon? At times, we know that our partner no longer feels the same, but instead of rectifying the problem at hand, we sabotage it unintentionally by prying tons of inappropriate questions and acting insecure.RULE #1:BE THE PERSON YOU WERE WHEN YOU STARTED DATING.Whoever your girlfriend or boyfriend is, both of you grew an attention to each other when you started dating or first met for various reason... More About: Relationship , Break , Avoid
V-Review: TV - How I Met Your Mother S03E03
2007-11-08 08:58:00 There are some stories you tell... there are some stories you don't tell...Ted calls Barney excitedly, proclaiming that he wants to go for the belt. What belt?It's 'THE BELT'!Yeap~ That's the Belt! The Championship Belt~What's the Belt for? It's for First to "ride the tricycle". In other words, a threesome.Ted, Marshall and Barney are supposed to go down to MacLaren's Bar. Ted suits up, does his hair, which takes him an hour and a half of waxing, tugging, and tweezing to achieve; while Barney and Marshall are on their Nintendo Wii playing the Wimbledon Open.Ted gets blown off by Barney and Marshall, but meets two beautiful young women who were sorority sisters. Unable to decide who is the most interested, Ted gets Lily to help him figure it out, only to find out that both are equally attracted to him (playing with their hair, touching his hands, etc...)Meanwhile, Robin is on a date with an awesome new guy who has a British accent, but she did not shave her legs (she wears a ... More About: Review , How I Met Your Mother , Mother
V-Review: TV - How I Met Your Mother S03E03
2007-11-08 08:58:00 There are some stories you tell... there are some stories you don't tell...Ted calls Barney excitedly, proclaiming that he wants to go for the belt. What belt?It's 'THE BELT'!Yeap~ That's the Belt! The Championship Belt~What's the Belt for? It's for First to "ride the tricycle". In other words, a threesome.Ted, Marshall and Barney are supposed to go down to MacLaren's Bar. Ted suits up, does his hair, which takes him an hour and a half of waxing, tugging, and tweezing to achieve; while Barney and Marshall are on their Nintendo Wii playing the Wimbledon Open.Ted gets blown off by Barney and Marshall, but meets two beautiful young women who were sorority sisters. Unable to decide who is the most interested, Ted gets Lily to help him figure it out, only to find out that both are equally attracted to him (playing with their hair, touching his hands, etc...)Meanwhile, Robin is on a date with an awesome new guy who has a British accent, but she did not shave her legs (she wears a ... More About: Review , How I Met Your Mother , Mother
V-Wonder #2
2007-11-08 08:20:00 Put your thinking cap on and ponder for just a moment...Who tastes dog food when it has a "New & Improved" flavour?Why Noah did not just swat those two darn mosquitoes?Why they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?Why they do not make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?Why sheep do not shrink when it rains?Why they are called 'Apartments' when they are all stuck together?Why if con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?Why if flying is so safe, do they call the airport "the terminal"?Why the ime of the day with the slowest traffic is called the "rush hour"?
V-Wonder #2
2007-11-08 08:20:00 Put your thinking cap on and ponder for just a moment...Who tastes dog food when it has a "New & Improved" flavour?Why Noah did not just swat those two darn mosquitoes?Why they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?Why they do not make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?Why sheep do not shrink when it rains?Why they are called 'Apartments' when they are all stuck together?Why if con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?Why if flying is so safe, do they call the airport "the terminal"?Why the ime of the day with the slowest traffic is called the "rush hour"?
Fart Kills!
2007-11-06 15:59:00 Long before your time (actually just couple of years back, maybe?), a terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. (Yeahahaaa, the intestinal gas expelled from his anus)However, there was no mark on his body, but an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted mainly of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things - maybe something died in his stomach too). It was just the right combination of foods.Beans + Cabbage + Couple of Things NOT NiceandACCIDENTALLY, added CHEMICAL FThus,THE POWERFART GALSNOTTHE POWERPUFF GIRLS Ok, back to the story...It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it would not have been fatal, but the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom.According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating this deadly gas." ... More About: Fart
Fart Kills!
2007-11-06 15:59:00 Long before your time (actually just couple of years back, maybe?), a terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. (Yeahahaaa, the intestinal gas expelled from his anus)However, there was no mark on his body, but an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted mainly of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things - maybe something died in his stomach too). It was just the right combination of foods.Beans + Cabbage + Couple of Things NOT NiceandACCIDENTALLY, added CHEMICAL FThus,THE POWERFART GALSNOTTHE POWERPUFF GIRLS Ok, back to the story...It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it would not have been fatal, but the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom.According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating this deadly gas." ... More About: Fart , Myth
V-Review: TV - Heroes (Intro)
2007-11-05 15:23:00 (From left: Matt Parkman, Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennet, Peter Petrelli, Nathan Petrelli, Mohinder Suresh, Niki Sanders, Micah Sanders, D.L. Hawkins, Isaac Mendez, Simone Deveaux)FYI: Some significant characters are not included & some are dead Heroes is an American science fiction drama TV series created by Tim Kring, premiered on NBC on September 25, 2006. Heroes is pretty similar to Marvel's "X-Men" in that the characters have unique and special abilities, but "X-Men" is more action-and-plot-driven while Heroes is more character-driven.Fast Fact:14.3 million viewers of aged 18-49 were glued to their TV when Season 1 of Heroes premiered in the United States, receiving the highest rating for any NBC drama premiere in five years.Season 1 SynopsisThe series pilots with a diverse group of people who discover their extraordinary powers, or special abilities. The discovery of their powers lead to several changes in their personal lives; some for better, some for worse (*spoiler aler... More About: Review , Intro
V-Review: TV - Heroes (Intro)
2007-11-05 15:23:00 (From left: Matt Parkman, Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennet, Peter Petrelli, Nathan Petrelli, Mohinder Suresh, Niki Sanders, Micah Sanders, D.L. Hawkins, Isaac Mendez, Simone Deveaux)FYI: Some significant characters are not included & some are dead Heroes is an American science fiction drama TV series created by Tim Kring, premiered on NBC on September 25, 2006. Heroes is pretty similar to Marvel's "X-Men" in that the characters have unique and special abilities, but "X-Men" is more action-and-plot-driven while Heroes is more character-driven.Fast Fact:14.3 million viewers of aged 18-49 were glued to their TV when Season 1 of Heroes premiered in the United States, receiving the highest rating for any NBC drama premiere in five years.Season 1 SynopsisThe series pilots with a diverse group of people who discover their extraordinary powers, or special abilities. The discovery of their powers lead to several changes in their personal lives; some for better, some for worse (*spoiler aler... More About: Review , Intro
V-Tip: Public Speaking
2007-11-04 08:04:00 Got selected for toastmaster/toastmistress?(don't wanna be sexist... :p)Legs tremble in front of an audience?ORin some extreme rare cases...You wet your pants while trying to deliver your message?What can you do to overcome stage fright?Learn your subject well.Fill your mind with information about your subject. If you put in the time to do proper research, you have won half the battle. Your confidence grows along with your knowledge of your subject. But be prepared ? that the nervous stomach of yours may not disappear until you actually begin speaking, so do not expect to be anxious-free.Actually, some nervousness is good; otherwise, you may become over-confident. However, when you have something to say, and you know what you are going to say, your confidence will shine through.Be the expert.If you have studied, done the research and are properly prepared, then you are the expert. You assume the role as the instructor. Develop the mindset that you are the teacher who is teaching th... More About: Public , Speaking , Public Speaking
V-Tip: Public Speaking
2007-11-04 08:04:00 Got selected for toastmaster/toastmistress?(don't wanna be sexist... :p)Legs tremble in front of an audience?ORin some extreme rare cases...You wet your pants while trying to deliver your message?What can you do to overcome stage fright?Learn your subject well.Fill your mind with information about your subject. If you put in the time to do proper research, you have won half the battle. Your confidence grows along with your knowledge of your subject. But be prepared – that the nervous stomach of yours may not disappear until you actually begin speaking, so do not expect to be anxious-free.Actually, some nervousness is good; otherwise, you may become over-confident. However, when you have something to say, and you know what you are going to say, your confidence will shine through.Be the expert.If you have studied, done the research and are properly prepared, then you are the expert. You assume the role as the instructor. Develop the mindset that you are the teacher who is teaching ... More About: Public , Speaking , Public Speaking
V-Wonder #1
2007-11-03 17:01:00 Put your thinking cap on and ponder for just a moment...Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why "abbreviated" is such a long darn word?Why all doctors call what they do "practice"?Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?Why the man who invest all your money is called a broker?Why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?More to come...stay tuned... Amazon.com Widgets
V-Wonder #1
2007-11-03 17:01:00 Put your thinking cap on and ponder for just a moment...Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why "abbreviated" is such a long darn word?Why all doctors call what they do "practice"?Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?Why the man who invest all your money is called a broker?Why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?More to come...stay tuned...
Snowball the Man-Killing Goat
2007-11-03 06:21:00 Carl Hulsey, a 77-year-old retired poultry worker from Canton, Georgia was determined to turn his white billy goat, Snowball, into a watchdog, whether Snowball wanted to be one or not. To that end, Hulsey took to beating Snowball with a stick to make it more aggressive. "Pa, this goat's going to kill you if you keep that up," Alma Hulsey warned her husband. Little did she know, she turned out to be right.On 16 May 1991, Hulsey once again approached the goat, brandishing a stick. This time Snowball landed the first blow. The 110-pound goat attacked its tormentor, headbutting Hulsey in the stomach, twice knocking him down. Hulsey scrambled onto the porch in an effort to get away. The goat bounded up the steps after him. While Alma Hulsey watched, Snowball rammed its master over the edge. Hulsey fell to the ground five feet below, and died where he landed. "Blunt trauma to the abdominal cavity," said the coroner. Snowball had ruptured Hulsey's stomach.As a dangerous animal who might ... More About: The Man , Killing
V-Laugh: The Untold Chapter of Genesis
2007-11-01 09:24:00 Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them."She will NEVER have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"God replied, "An arm and a leg."Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" ... "(-.-) if only... More About: Genesis , Chapter , Laugh , Genes
V-Review: TV - How I Met Your Mother S03E02
2007-10-31 08:22:00 *SPOILER ALERT*Episode 2 begins with Ted (beside Barney) asking Lily and Marshall about the difference or indifference of being married. Marshall claims that it is not different except for the hand cramps he keeps having (Barney wonders WHY - because being married, you would not have to do 'that' anymore..*lol*).It turns out that both Lily and Marshall have been writing thank you notes and busy preparing the "Death Folder" - contains statements, documents, info, and letters for either spouse when the other dies.While Lily is away, Marshall admits that he forgot to write the 'Letter' which leads to...(Barney dares God to smite Marshall before he could finish the letter)(Marshall being all mushy while writing the letter)(Marshall opens up Lily's letter only to find out...)Meanwhile, at the bar, Robin shares her experience in Argentina with Ted, Barney and Lily, and resolves to be the person she was on vacation. Barney claims she never change and disapproves her relationship with ... More About: Review , How I Met Your Mother , Mother
The Legend of Bloody Mary
2007-10-28 15:45:00 Some of you might think it is a cocktail where you mix in vodka, juices, Tabasco sauce, etc... and ta da da daaa~Well, I hope I'm sharing something less scary like its preparation, but.. *takes a deep breath*.. this is the real deal - the contemporary Western folklore -'THE' Bloody Mary .Bloody Mary is a ghost or witch said to appear in a mirror when you summon her name several times (there are many variations to it : 1, 3, 7, 13, 100). *try buying lottery with this*The vengeful spirit goes by many names too: Aggie, Agnes, Black Agnes, Bloody Mary, Bloody Bones, Hell Mary, Kathy, Mary Worth, Mary Worthington, Mary Whales, Mary Johnson, Mary Lou, Mary Jane, Sally, Svarte Madame.Here are some variations/procedures to summon Bloody Mary *try at your own risks*:Look into the bathroom mirror with the lights all off, and the bathroom completely black, say "Bloody Mary" thirteen times, a woman will appear and scratch your face up/off.Say "Hell Mary" in front the mirror in a dark room for... More About: Legend , The Legend
Tortura
2007-10-26 16:17:00 Back in the Dark Ages, during the medieval era, people were tortured and punished for their opinions, race, religion, language, social status and even their gender. These are some of the torturing equipments used:The GuillotineThis device is made famous with its widespread use during the French Revolution.It is used to carry out execution by decapitation or beheading.How to use it??(on your mischievous little brother or the @!#^*$! - certain someone)Tie your prisoner/victim on the horizontal platform with his/her neck positioned exactly at the hole.Raise the blade with the rope to its peak.REMEMBER: Request for his/her last words. (Standard Procedure)Despite what the victim said, just let the rope go and close your eyes if you are hemophobic (scared of blood).Done~Now you can replace your jack-o-lantern at your yard. Iron Maiden of NurembergNo, you wouldn't want to have any sexual relationship with this maiden!(1: it's iron for god's sake; 2: it's more than meets the eyes!)It is...
V-Review: TV - How I Met Your Mother S03E01
2007-10-24 13:23:00 *SPOILER ALERT*HIMYM Season 3 begins with the scene from the finale of Season 2 where Barney completes his trademark phrase "...Dary!!" at Lily & Marshall's wedding.Barney gets excited knowing Ted is single again, but Ted claims he's not ready for another relationship.Ted grew his "break-up beard"BUT...When Robin shows up in the bar with an Argentinean Adonis boyfriend (Enrique Iglesias as guest star), Ted's pride as a man is challenged, thinking that Robin wants to "win" the break-up. In this scene, Ted, Marshall and Barney make fun of Robin's sexy, Argentinean lover's name, also putting him as a social outcast among them. (It's really funny!!)To regain the so-called victory, Ted decides that he is ready - loses the beard and heads down to the bar, where Ted makes out with a 12 (Rating for Girls) - Mandy Moore as guest star.Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are having Robin and her boyfriend over at the apartment. Firstly, Marshall and Lily tries to hate him, but soon, both o... More About: Review , How I Met Your Mother , Mother
V-Laugh: Honesty
More articles from this author:2007-10-23 17:13:00 Little Johnny lives in the country, and he really really hates his family's outhouse, which sits on the edge of a creek. The outhouse is hot in the summer, cold in the winter and always reeks.One spring day, there's a heavy rain shower and the creek swells. Little Johnny decides to take the opportunity to get rid of that stink shack, so he grabs a sturdy stick and begins pushing it. Finally, he tips the outhouse into the creek and it floats away. (Bye Bye~)That night, Little Johnny's dad tells him to prepare for a spanking. "Somebody's gonna get hurt real bad!" the father warns."What did I do wrong?" Little Johnny asks."Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today," the father replies. "It was you, wasn't it, son?"Little Johnny admits to the deed, then adds, "I learned in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get in trouble because he told his dad the truth.""But, son," the father says, "Washington's dad wasn't IN the cherry tree." More About: Honesty , Laugh 1, 2, 3 |
