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Are you pure??? lol
2008-05-19 13:33:00 You Are 80% Pure You're so pure ... you make a nun look like a whore!There's a lot of life's dark side left for you to experience... if you want to.The 100 Question Purity Test
Never Argue with a Woman
2008-04-07 20:06:00 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decidesto take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to takethe boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman andsays, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?''Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.''Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at anymoment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.''If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says thewoman.'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could startat any moment.''Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she ... More About: Woman , A Woman , Argue
Why Women Cry
2008-04-01 16:59:00 A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?""Because I'm a woman," she told him."I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said "When I made the woman she had to be special.I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances... More About: Women
Are u a pirate or a ninja?
2008-02-27 13:59:00 Are You a Pirate or a Ninja ?My Result: PirateArrrh, shiver me timbers if you're not the greatest pirate who ever sailed the high seas! We could try and be nice and say that you're not all bad, but we know that if ye were the captain of a ship of raucous savages ye wouldn't spend any time training them to explore their sensitive side. You'd probably be boarding luxury cruise ships, ripping pearl necklaces off ladies, and looting the men (after stripping them of their credit cards and cell phones of course). Long John Silver, Blackbeard, and Captain Hook all have nothing on you.You could probably rob someone blind and still leave 'em feeling glad that they met you — even if you made them walk the plank! While you have one sea-weary eye on a treasure trove, your other eye (assuming you're not wearing a patch) is making sure you're always seen strutting your stuff and looking mighty fine — wooden leg and all.What are you?http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=pir ateorninjaogt&c=50652
My boy sign
2008-02-25 19:10:00 The Zodiac Match TestMy Result: SagittariusInitially, a Sagittarius may catch your eye with their knack for witty conversation and flirtation. But as you get to know them better, you're even more likely to be drawn to your Sagittarian's adventurousness and unhesitating willingness to take the risks necessary to keep life fun and free. People born under this sign are typically both enjoyable to be around and interesting to talk with. Be aware that Sagittarians do have a tendency to become restless at times. However, this sense of adventure will help keep things exciting in your relationship. In the bedroom, you'll likely find that the Archer is sexually creative and will keep you happily engaged. This is simply a natural extension of the Sagittarian nature. Overall, they want to get the most out of life and are always on the lookout for exciting new adventures.What are you?http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=zod iacflashogt&c=50652 More About: Sign
News
2008-02-22 16:37:00 ( Foto from the Internet ) Its raining a lot in my country... Really a lot... and Im very tired... Tired from work, and the way that its becoming the awful work that I simple HATE! So this are my news... More About: News
My relanshionship
2008-02-12 13:27:00 The Relationship Assessment Test My Result: Conflict the two partners improve how they resolve conflict. There is conflict in every relationship; it may arise from different upbringings, views on life, or simply from different personalities. However, when there is too much conflict, disagreement or opposition in a relationship, combined with an inability to resolve it, the bonds of a relationship can break down irreparably. What are you? http://web.tickle.com/rd/50651/tests/rela tionshipassessment/index.jsp?testname=rel ationshipassessmentogt&resultid=A
Good Vibes
2008-02-06 16:45:00 Time passes.Life happens.Distance separates.Children grow up.Jobs come and go.Love waxes and wanes.Men don't do what they're supposed to do.Hearts break.Parents die.Colleagues forget favors.Careers end.BUT.........Sisters are there,no matter how much time and howmany miles are between you.A girl friend is never farther awaythan needing her can reach.When you have to walk that lonesome valley and youhave to walk it by yourself, the women in your lifewill be on the valley's rim, cheering you on,praying for you, pulling for you, intervening onyour behalf, and waiting with open arms at thevalley's end.Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walkbeside you...Or come in and carry you out.Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters,daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers,Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extendedfamily, all bless our life!The world wouldn't be the same without women, andneither would I. When we began this adventure calledwomanhood, we had no idea... More About: Vibes , Good
My eating Style
2008-01-15 19:04:00 What's Your Eating Style ? My Result: Relaxed Eater Relaxed Eaters understand that food is about more than just sustenance. Overall, they treat themselves well. Even if they're not always successful at it, having sit-down meals three times a day is your ideal. They also try to be regular with their portions and the times that they eat on a day-to-day basis. At first, this may sound like they have a common pattern. Their eating style is, in fact, extremely sensible and their priorities seem to be in order when it comes to food. Take this test >
LOL
2007-12-28 15:33:00 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Anaesthetist4. Cinnamon5. ChrysanthemumTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Specificity2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition3. Anti-constitutionalistically4. Transubstantiate5. SphygmomanometerTHINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:01. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.02. Nope, no more booze for me.03. Sorry, but you're not really my type.04. Mac Donalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry.05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.07. I'm not interested in fighting you.08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
Seasons Greatings!!!
2007-12-21 11:28:00 Merry Christmas!!!! Full of health, joy and hapiness to you all!!!! More About: Seasons
Spending Style
2007-12-19 17:40:00 The Spending Style Test My Result: Impulsive Spender People who are Impulsive Spenders tend to use money to soothe themselves and to get a little pick-me-up, especially when things feel stressful. Spending may feel like a way to nurture themselves — whether directly, such as when they spend money on eating out or on groceries, or indirectly, through the emotional charge they get from the act of purchasing itself. In addition, it's likely that, more than others, they experience shopping as an enjoyable pastime or hobby. Take this test >
The Chakra Test
2007-12-11 13:05:00 The Chakra Test My Result: Fifth Chakra This is the chakra located at the top of your throat. The fifth chakra represents honesty and truth. When this chakra is clear, positive energy can flow from it freely. Radiating positive energy from your fifth chakra indicates that you've cultivated higher wisdom concerning the important life lessons associated with this energy center. You're apt to feel a more burning need than others do to speak the truth, treat people with respect, and act with integrity. Possessing strong fifth chakra energy also suggests that you're not one to fight your life's natural path. Instead, you seem to align your will with divine will. Take this test >
Friends
2007-11-29 17:36:00 One of the hardest relantionship in the world... Have friends and keep them. I dont know this but when everything is become hard, and your friends get upset then u know the real true. And I dont like it... Its terrible, seeing people that u like, being upset with u and they dont really say the true to your face... And now i know some trues from them, and the only thing that i really say is... i dont give a damn anymore... im here if u dont like me then go to hell!!!! I need new friends... any ideas??? lol More About: Friends
I wanna dream...
2007-11-27 13:43:00 Yes is that what I want... I'm tired, no one imagine how tired I am of all the bullshit that im taking this past days. I'm tired of my boss, my husband and other things. And the only thing I wanna do, is run away to a tropical place, put my cell of and don't give a damn about anything but myself. But I can't. I have to do regular things that are expected from me. I have to clean, and do stuff at my house, that is expected from my husband. I have to clean and do stuff in the shop, cause its expected from my boss. And me? Why in the hell I had to born a woman! Fuck this all!!! I'm so tired! In the next life I wanna be a man. Really! For God sake why man expect everything from a woman and they think that woman cannot expect nothing from them? We have to do everything and they are GODS and we have to do everything that they wanna... Ok, I never do what they wanna, cause I'm not a slave. And when I dont do it... ok I'm a slob, I'm not a woman... I'm very angry... VERY!!!!!!!!!!... More About: Dream
My Christmas
2007-11-20 19:11:00 What'll Spice Up Your Holidays? My Result: Kissing under the Mistletoe With all the cozy fires, snowball fights, and mistletoe, it's no wonder so many of us become suckers for romance around this time of year. Whether you're single and looking for love or celebrating another wonderful holiday season with your mate, our guess is you're more in the mood for a party for two than a party for 200. While everyone else is heading to cocktail soirées and family reunions, you'll be finding ways to cook up a little holiday cheer a deux: bundling up for a moonlit walk, reserving a quiet table in a romantic restaurant, or tucking in with a DVD and two steaming cups of cocoa. 'Tis the season for romance! Take this test > More About: Christmas
My Subconciouss Self
2007-11-20 16:05:00 Tickle's Original Inkblot Test My Result: Love Everyone has a desire to love. But your desire is rooted very deeply in your unconscious and affects many of the decisions you make in life — whether you are aware of it or not. You have an energy about you that inspires people to experience their true feelings of love and act kindly towards others. In this way, you and your drive for loving relationships start a chain reaction of positive experiences. The reason you are driven by love, may be because your unconscious is trying to avoid the opposite of love — hate. You, more than others, may be afraid of experiencing severe discord with others. That may, in turn, heavily influence your choices about relationships and the way you communicate your ideas, wants, and desires to others. With such a strong orientation towards loving others, your relationships hold a very special place in your life. Your capacity to love may be greater than those arou...
My USA City!
2007-11-19 14:02:00 What's Your Signature City ? My Result: Los Angeles Lights, camera, action! A mover and shaker like you will enjoy being front and center in a scene that has lots of things to do and plenty of places to go. Maybe you also like to treat yourself to a little pampering every now and again. Who wouldn't? From new purchases to a personal trainer to a massage or spa treatment, a little luxury now and again doesn't feel too bad, now does it? Distinctive tastes like yours would have a field day in star-studded, sun-soaked Los Angeles. Whether you're shopping on Rodeo Drive, going out with friends on the Sunset Strip, or taking in the sights of Hollywood, the City of Angels is packed with tons of attractions that are right up your cutting-edge alley. From the beautiful beaches to its glamorous inhabitants, you'll feel right at home in your signature city. Take this test >
My favorite Karaoke song
2007-11-15 11:55:00 BitchI hate the world todayYou're so good to meI know but I can't changeTried to tell youBut you look at me like maybeI'm an angel underneathInnocent and sweetYesterday I criedMust have been relieved to seeThe softer sideI can understand how you'd be so confusedI don't envy youI'm a little bit of everythingAll rolled into oneChorus:I'm a bitch, I'm a loverI'm a child, I'm a motherI'm a sinner, I'm a saintI do not feel ashamedI'm your hell, I'm your dreamI'm nothing in betweenYou know you wouldn't want it any other waySo take me as I amThis may meanYou'll have to be a stronger manRest assured thatWhen I start to make you nervousAnd I'm going to extremesTomorrow I will changeAnd today won't mean a thingChorusJust when you think, you got me figured outThe season's already changingI think it's cool, you do what you doAnd don't try to save meChorusI'm a bitch, I'm a teaseI'm a goddess on my kneesWhen you hurt, when you sufferI'm your angel undercoverI've been n... More About: Karaoke , Song , Favorite , Favor
My emotional way
2007-11-13 15:44:00 What's Behind Your Emotions? My Result: Compassion In other words, your uncompromisingly compassionate nature directly affects how, and how often, you experience certain feelings.For example, your test results indicate that you're most fulfilled when you can lend a helping hand to those who really need it. That factor is directly related to your fundamental belief in compassion and the range of emotions it triggers.Based on your belief in compassion, where do you rank in the emotional landscape? Which of your emotions dominate your life? And how can you learn to control your emotions? Take this test > More About: Emotional
Was I?
2007-11-12 19:27:00 Who Were You in a Past Life? My Result: Artist Oil painting, sculpture, photography. No matter the medium, it's clear that an imaginative soul like yours must have been an artist in a former life. With your creativity and originality, you've got a unique approach to the world that just begs to be shared with everyone. Like the great masters who came before you, you march to the beat of your own drummer and don't follow the herd. You live life by your own rules and aren't afraid to express your ideas. Lucky for all of us, they're great ones. So, keep expressing yourself. You're sure to be legendary! Take this test >
Uau
2007-11-12 12:14:00 You Are CyclopsDedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.Power: force beams from your eyesWhich of the X-Men Are You?
My pirate name...
2007-11-12 12:12:00 Your Pirate Name Is...Black Buxom BettyWhat's Your Pirate Name? More About: Irate
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2007-11-12 12:03:00 Today is one of that days... Im really sorry that i dont write that much, cause i dont have that much to say... I went out at night last friday and it wasnt that good cause i saw a friend of mine in pain and she didnt want to be saved... so im here looking at me and thinking about me for a change. Im tired, so tired, you dont imagine. I have to do something with my life. Really... Change my habits of smoking, of dreaking, of beeing upset, or worried all the time. To be true, i need a adventure, an angel to make me dream of positive stuff... I need to fell the rain on my body, and try to be a better person, cause im really tired. I need to talk to someone... but who? Who can hear me? Can u tell me?
Its me!!! lol
2007-11-08 12:36:00 Your Inner European is French!Smart and sophisticated.You have the best of everything - at least, *you* think so.Who's Your Inner European?
Im that? YES!!!!
2007-11-08 11:39:00 Are You a Fashion Victim? My Result: Stay Super Stylish Bright tunics, soft sweaterdresses, and tweed vests? Yes, please! From your driveway to the dance floor, you know that the world is one big catwalk. Whether you're dressed uptown or downtown, a style-setter like you knows that being up-to-date on all the latest and greatest looks is always a surefire way to make a big impression. Where you got your amazing style is a mystery, but the natural fabrics and clothes you choose are anything but.What really sets you apart from the pack is knowing that looking great doesn't have to mean following every ridiculous fad to hit the streets. A savvy fashionista such as yourself can tell the difference between flash-in-the-pan trends and the real thing, which is why you'll never be caught in unflattering cuts, yesterday's looks, or mystery fabrics. Knock 'em dead! Take this test >
YYYeeAAHHH
2007-11-08 11:24:00 What's Your Holiday Wish? My Result: Hit the Party Circuit Get your high heels on, party girl! 'Tis the season for spreading joy at as many gatherings as possible. You've got a wild streak inside you that loves to be where the action is. So when you've got a Saturday evening jam-packed with five different parties, it's a pretty safe bet you'll do everything you can to hit them all. Outgoing and tons of fun, you feed off the energy of others. Your social side needs indulging — and what better way to do that than with merry revelers and yummy hors d'oeuvres, eggnog, and other seasonal favorites. Sure, you may relax and unwind when the holiday madness is over, but 'til then, your holiday spirit is definitely in overdrive. Be merry! Take this test >
Not bad...
2007-11-06 12:58:00 Career Interest Inventory My Result: Merchandising People who are in the area of merchandising require not only strong interpersonal skills but also powers in the art of persuasion. People who excel in this area may not have a psychology degree but they are attuned to what people want. They know just the right things to say to motivate people to make a purchase or see their perspective. Part of this talent comes from knowing how to read people's emotions and using this knowledge to their advantage. Most successful people in merchandising are skilled at selling, and never lose sight of the fact that the bottom line is the clearest indicator of their success. Take this test >
What a party!
More articles from this author:2007-11-05 18:45:00 Im sorry i neither had the time and the bateries so i can put the pictures here for your amazing. It was a terrible night for the ones who organize the party... I had lots of fun and everything was good for me. But Im that kind of person that doesnt get upset, has they did... I go with the flow. People came, had dinner, didnt like the party and went away... others came, they payed, and because theyre were different the organizers didnt liked, and went away... the music wasnst that good... but there was drinks, food and music, do i had my blast! The others, simply i dont know cause then our friendship wasnt that good and now it isnt that nice... so I think that i moving to another country... or something like that... Im tired... sick of the money that dont goes till the end of the month and having almost every months to ask my parents for money so i can survive another month. And I dont know what to do... I will like to work and be very good payed, but maybe one day my dream will com... More About: Party 1, 2 |
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