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Modern Panchtantra Story [IT Humour]
2008-04-23 18:59:00
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood( the woodcutter and the axe )He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, " No."She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all !!" Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.The engin...
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Why men are never depressed
2008-04-14 20:06:00
Men Are Just Happier People--Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant.Car mechanics tell you the truth.The world is your urinal.You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky..You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.You can open all your own jars.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.Everything on your ...
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Smallest Girl in the World_indian
2008-04-14 19:55:00
Adolescent from India , whom with an increase only in 58 cm, the smallest girl in the world. Jyoti Amge, 14 years, and it shorter than average two-year-old child weighs only 5 kg.http://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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Baisakhi: Culture and traditions, Baisakhi in Punjab
2008-04-12 18:15:00
Baisakhi is one of the most enthusiastically celebrated festival of the Punjab and some adjoining states. This festival falls on the first day of Baisakh which is also the first day of the new year of the Vikram Samvat which makes it all the more auspicious.This day corresponds to 13th of April. Since wheat is the staple crop of the Punjab, it is the wealth, the measure of economic prosperity, the life and soul of the Punjabi farmers, who regard it as a gift from benevolent Nature.Baisakhi is by when the wheat crop is ripened and harvested. This ends the day and night vigil of the fields.Now it's time for fun and frolic. Bhangras are danced by boys and young men and gidda and phoohi by girls and young brides.Baisakhi melas are held in villages and small towns. As the farmers are flush with money, new clothes, utensils and other household goods are bought.But during all this jubilation our farmers do not forget benevolent Nature. Though not always well-read, they understand the Veda...
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CHINESE TO USA
2008-04-11 19:22:00
5 Chinese , Chu, Bu, Hu, Fu and Su decided to immigrate to the US .In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards.Chu became ChuckBu became BuckHu became Huck*****Fu and Su decided to stay in China.http://smsmp3video.blogspot.com

IIM Interview puzzle, Do answer if you can
2008-04-11 19:14:00
Check this cool puzzle.....A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened.A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six" and was let in.A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in.The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said,"ten" and the man replied, "five."But he was not let in. What should have he said?Common guys put on your thinking caps & get the solution......................... Dont keep scrolling....... think about the answer :)...............Ans: - 3The man had to reply the number of characters in the word the Doorman was asking.He should have replied "Three" instead of "Five".http://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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Don't shop if you are sad, Sadness can leave hole in your pocket
2008-04-10 08:13:00
Heading out for shopping? Do keep a check on your mood, for if you're feeling gloomy and sad, there are very high chances of you getting a hole in your pocket, according to a new study.The study shows that people's spending judgment goes out the window when they're down, especially if they're a bit self-absorbed.According to the study conducted by a team of behavioral scientists from four major U.S. universities, a person's mood may impact how much money he or she spends for routine economic transactions."The tendency is to focus on oneself when sad drives this effect," said the study's lead author Cynthia E. Cryder, a doctoral student at Carnegie Mellon University, Pittsburgh, Pa. "Our studies revealed the more self-focused people were in the sad condition, the more money they spent," she added.In one experiment, primarily conducted by researchers at Carnegie Mellon and Harvard University, test subjects viewed either a sad video clip or one devoid of human emotion. The video ...
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School Days Really Funny
2008-04-05 16:34:00
Teacher:"What is your name?". Student :"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----------Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----------Question:What is the fullform of maths. Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------------Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student : BROTHERLY LOVE------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------------Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday------------ --------- --------- --------- ----...
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Truly some things that both money and Mastercard can't buy
2008-04-05 16:27:00
PRICELESS WORDSA husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees thatit is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting f...
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Sreesanth in Dubai
2008-04-05 16:12:00
Sreesanth in Dubai ......Dont misshttp://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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George Bush and Abdul Kalam. Hilarious - read this!
2008-04-05 16:05:00
While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. HeAsks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is toSurround him with intelligent people.Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them theright questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister ,please answer this question:Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is notyour brother or sister. Who is it?"----Scroll down--------- Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!""Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Riceto the test.Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if youcan answer a question for me.""Why, of course, sir. What'...
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Every Monkey Has His Day :)
2008-04-05 15:58:00
Every Monkey Has His Day :)http://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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Eleven Rules For Healthy Friendship
2008-04-05 15:52:00
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is morepainful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it'salso true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetimeto forget someone.6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.7. Dream what you want to drea...
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Dont drink and come to Office
2008-04-02 20:18:00
This is what happens, when you drink and come to office. So please take care.http://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED
2008-04-02 20:02:00
Well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note.In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?"Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up. He then asked, "Who still wants it?"Still the hands were up in the air."Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. "My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happe...
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Secret Behind The Success Of Marriage
2008-03-27 19:05:00
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage". Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued....
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Insulting Lines, Do read and Have fun...
2008-03-27 18:50:00
1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.17. He has a mechanical ...
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Don't let the cups drive you, enjoy the coffee instead
2008-03-27 18:46:00
Take a Coffee A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said: "If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones.While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other's cups.""Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and con...
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Public toilet in Switzerland.... will u use it?
2008-03-24 19:02:00
Here's a Picture of Public Toilet in Switzerland ... Now, That you have seen the outside view of the Toilet, Now see how it looks from Inside...That's made entirely out of one-way glass. No one can see you in there, But when you are inside, Its look like you're sitting in a clear glass Box. Would you use it...!!http://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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Top Seven Worst Parents...
2008-03-24 18:33:00
Seventh place goes to... Sixth Place goes to...Fifth place goes to...Fourth place goes to...Bronze Medal goes to...Silver Medal goes to...Gold Medal goes to... http://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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Happy Holi SMS, Holi Festival SMS, Hali Hai SMS, SMS, Happy Holi
2008-03-20 19:08:00
May God gift you all the colors of life,colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life.Happy Holi ! http://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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Holi, Happy Holi, Festival of Holi, Holi SMS, Holi Festival SMS
2008-03-20 19:05:00
Bright colors, water balloons,lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi.Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi. Happy Holi !http://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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Holi Mubarak, Holi Hai, Happy Holi To You, Holi SMS, Holi Festival
2008-03-20 19:00:00
Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar! Happy Holi !http://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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Happy Holi SMS, Holi Wishes, Holi mubarak
2008-03-20 18:56:00
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.Happy Holi ! http://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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Happy Holi To You, Holi Hai, Happy Holi
2008-03-19 19:17:00
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Phagun ke rangon se ranglo apni zindagi, Happy holi
2008-03-19 19:09:00
Phagun ke rangon se ranglo apni zindagi...Holi laye tumhare liye Muskurahat aur dher sari khushi!HOLI HAI, HAPPY HOLIhttp://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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Holi mai tum karo Total masti, Aur tumko mile sabka pyar or Dosti. Happy Ho
2008-03-19 19:01:00
Holi mai tum karo Total masti...Aur tumko mile sabka pyar or Dosti... HAPPY HOLIhttp://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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Khusiyan ho overflow, Fun Kabhi na ho low, Happi Holi, Holi hai
2008-03-19 18:55:00
Khusiyan ho overflow, Fun Kabhi na ho low..........Happy Holihttp://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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Happy Holi to all of you... Holi hai, Holi mubarak
2008-03-19 18:48:00
Hiiiii ….happy holi 2 all of u !!!!!Happy Holi To u In advance http://smsmp3video.blogspot.com
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HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND
2008-03-10 21:13:00
1. You can stare at any Girl.......2. You don't have to spend money on her.3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend isautomatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phoneto ring.8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and"wrong" for u.9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anythingaccording ur wishes anymore.10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of agirlfriend and have a happier family life.11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No moreendless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore,...
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