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Husband Wife Sexy Funny Jokes Part 3
2008-06-04 19:40:00
Three Feelings:What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, andPanic is when both are pregnant.**********Teacher: u know the importance of period?Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.**********Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.**********Sons asks difference between confidence and confidentialDad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!**********Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. Mother Faints...http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogs pot.com
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Husband Wife Sexy Funny Jokes part 2
2008-06-04 19:34:00
What is the definition of Mistress?Someone between the Mister and Mattress**********Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??"Without Information Fighting Everytime"Wife replies," No, It means ,"With Idiot For Ever!!!" http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.com
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Husband Wife Sexy Funny Joke Part1
2008-06-04 19:31:00
Two men meet while both where looking for their lost wives.1st: How yours look like?2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!**********Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death.Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogs pot.com
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Love has no limit.....
2008-05-29 20:33:00
While Dad was polishing his new car,his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.In his anger, Dad took the child's hand & hit it many times, notrealizing he was using a wrench.At the hospital, his child said "Dad when will my fingers grow back?"Dad was so hurt. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times. Sitting back he looked at the scratches, child wrote "I LOVE YOU DAD"http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.c om
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World's shortest essay...!!
2008-05-27 20:21:00
This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire who won theWorld 's shortest essay competition.He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for hisImagination and humor ....Here's an example of absoluteBrilliance....Shortest Essay:An English university creative writing class was asked to write aConcise essay containing the following elements:1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) MysteryAnd??-----The prize-winner wrote:"My God ," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is."http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.c om
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Divorce Cake Nowadays many people requires this :)
2008-05-27 20:12:00
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Magical Tap A Wonderful Creation
2008-05-13 19:01:00
HOW ?? The magic tap, which appears to float in the sky with an endless supply of water.In actuality, there is a pipe hidden in the stream of water. The construction is fascinating and is easy to make, if the pipe is made of transparent Perspex than you would never see it inside the water stream.http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspo t.com
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Quotes that make sense when Time goes Wrong for You
2008-05-11 19:35:00
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is likeexpecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.Think about it.3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,walk as if you don't care who rules the world!That's called Attitude?! Keep on rocking!5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she didand is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.They said, he who never lived, cannot die!7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!8. So many options for...
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Mothers Day Special wishes Message Happy Mothers Day
2008-05-09 22:03:00
Mummy, I Love you For all that you do.I'll kiss you and hug you'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile 'cause I love you On this Mother's Day. Mummy, I love you. Happy Mothers Day http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.com
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For the best mom Happy Mothers Day
2008-05-09 22:00:00
For the best mom who always had a smile for me I know we may be far apart right now So here's a great big hug and kiss Happy Mother's Day http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.com
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Mothers Day SMS, When You feel You are alone in the Crowd
2008-05-09 21:57:00
When You feel You are alone in the Crowd,When You Think No One can Understand You,When Your love is rejected by others,& when You hate Your Life,Just Close Your eyes, & see,Her face who Loves You more than any one else,Who Care for You in loneleness,& dies when You cry.She is no one, But Your Sweet Loving Mother.Love Your Mom.Happy Mother's Dayhttp://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.co m
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Hot joke only for adults 18+
2008-05-05 20:25:00
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy...
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Prove your Intelligence ? Do solve this puzzle if you can ?
2008-05-05 20:07:00
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.c om
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Prove your intelligence and Brilliance by solving this puzzle
2008-05-05 20:04:00
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday ?http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspo t.com
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Puzzle for brilliants and intelligents. Do solve it if you can ?
2008-05-05 20:01:00
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot. com
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Solve this puzzle if you can, Brain stressing...
2008-05-05 19:58:00
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for Over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.co m
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Can You Figure These Out? Do answer if you can...
2008-05-05 19:55:00
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.Which room is safest for him ?http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.com
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Husband Wife laughter Bomb, SMS, Funny, Gags, Philosophy of life
2008-04-27 05:36:00
Philosophy of life:At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..! http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.com
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Laughter Bomb, Just for Gags, Funny SMS, Message
2008-04-27 05:33:00
Employee: Boss , Now i have got married..! Please increase mysalary..! BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside thecompany..! http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.com
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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..SMS
2008-04-27 05:30:00
Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love.. Love is always present... Its just that,One loves too much and The other loves too manyhttp://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.c om
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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt
2008-04-27 05:26:00
" If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has fallen off " http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.com
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Laughter Pills, Just for Gags, Funny SMS
2008-04-27 05:22:00
Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep,Forgot his family,Forgot his food,Forgot laughter were called "Saints"But now they are called.."IT professionals" http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.com
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Valentines Day SMS, Valentines SMS, Valentine Day Text SMS
2008-01-23 19:33:00
No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine 's Day-------------------------------------- -------------My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine-----------------------------My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.-----------------------------W ithout Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.-----------------------------I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.-------------------------------- -------------------"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy Valentine...
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The true love story behind success of orkut...
2007-12-05 20:02:00
A Real Story ....A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident.... but the gal's name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20?s, achievement in itself!!.He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a software where he could search for his gf through the web..Things went as planned...n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!!It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a word with this guy n took over this application,This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year, which we today know asORKUT .The guy's name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN. Yes its named after him only. Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping. He is expected to b the richest person by 2009.ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 to monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a day & abou...
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10 things u never knew about....cigarettes
2007-12-04 20:09:00
1. Urea, a chemical compound that is a major component in urine, is used to add "flavor" to cigarettes.2. The United States is the only major cigarette market in the world in which the percentage of women smoking cigarettes (22%) comes close to the number of men who smoke (35%). Europe has a slightly larger gap (46% of men smoke, 26% of women smoke), while most other regions have few women smokers. The stats: Africa (29% of men smoke, 4% of women smoke); Southeast Asia (44% of men, 4% of women), Western Pacific (60% of men, 8% of women).3. The U.S. states with the highest percentage of smokers are Kentucky (28.7%), Indiana (27.3%), and Tennessee (26.8%), while the states with the fewest are Utah (11.5%), California ( 15.2%), and Connecticut (16.5%).4. The nicotine content in several major brands is reportedly on the rise. Harvard University and the Massachusetts Health Department revealed that between 1997 and 2005, the amount of nicotine in Camel, Newport and Doral cigarettes may h...
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Alchoroscope: Expected behaviour after DRUNK based on SUNSIGNS
2007-12-03 20:42:00
BASED ON YOUR SUNSIGNS YOUR EXPECTED BEHAVIOUR AFTER YOU GET DRUNK !!ARIES : Drinking style Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometime sdon't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk I sa good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.TAURUS : Drinking style Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china- shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart j...
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A clock that has only 9's in it...Awesome
2007-12-03 20:33:00
A clock that has only 9's in it.Having 9s does not make it special.... U can design a clock having only 9 with 9/9 (=1), (9+9)/9(=2), (9+9+9)/9(=3) and so on...What makes it really amazing is the fact that... it has only 3 9s in each digit representation. ..http://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot.com
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Love is
2007-12-03 20:20:00
Love is a RoseThat blooms in the garden of the heart.Precious and prized,it comes in infinite varieties;Yet each new love is fresh and unique.There has never beennor ever will be a love just like it.Love is rooted in caring,Nourished by sharing and warmed by kindnessfrom the promise of a budding love,to the glory of full blown love.Every unfolding moment of lovehas a beauty all its own.Love takes tending.It may need weeding or pruningto grow stronger.Love can hold pain, too,With thorns of misunderstanding or absence;But still, with careful nurturing,Love can find its way overand around or through all obstacles.Love transforms the heart, holding love;For however long or brief a time,calls forth what is deepest,truest and best in the heart.Every heart touched by love is reborn,Filled with the miracle of new life.Love blooms forever in springtime hearts.That what love mean to mean love also can hurt your hearthttp://tarandeep-rayofhope.blogspot. com
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SMS, Christmas SMS, Christmas Text Message, SMS
2007-11-25 19:12:00
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.___________________________________ _____________A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.___________________________________ _____________Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.___________________________________ _____________From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.___________________________________ _____________If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS._______________________________ _________________Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like abo...
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Free Download Christmas Song, Christmas Ringtones, Christmas Tunes
2007-11-25 19:10:00
The Twelve Days of Christmas (II)Little Drummer Boy (I)Little Drummer Boy (II)Little Drummer Boy (III)Oh Come Let Us Adore Him (I)Oh Come Let Us Adore Him (II)Fantasy on Silent Night The First Noel (I)The First Noel (II)The First Noel (III)The First Noel (IV)Silent Night (V)Silent Night (GM version)Do You Hear What I Hear JJ JingleJolly Old Saint NicholasJoy To The World (I)Joy To The World (II)Joy To The World (III)Joy To The World (IV)Gloria in Excelsis DeoLet It Snow (I)Let It Snow (II)Let It Snow (III)Merry Little ChristmasIt Came upon a Midnight Clear (I)It Came upon a Midnight Clear (II)It Came upon a Midnight Clear (III)It Came upon a Midnight Clear (IV)It Came upon a Midnight Clear(V)Morning Has BrokenMortalNut Cracker (I)Nut Cracker (II)Nut Cracker (III)Nut Cracker (IV)Nut Cracker (V)Nut Cracker (VI)Nut Cracker (VII)Nut Cracker (VIII)Nut Cracker (IX)Nut MarchNut OvertureNut FairNut TripNuts for YouNutsNut WaltzMore NutsOh Come All Ye FaithfulO Holy NightRealmsHere Comes Sa...
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