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America's Next Top Model (Cycle 9) - 9x01 "The Girls Go Cruisin'"
2007-09-24 01:02:00
Ah, mon amour réalité! How your last two cycles have disappointed me -- Cycle 7 was a non-entity (Melrose was a slight would-be villain, and in other cycles would've been a bitchy top 4 contestant at best; CariDee was goofy and all, but she was too unhinged to charm like Cycle 5's pissing wild-woman Lisa), and Cycle 8, despite half-heartedly villainizing Renee (when she stopped being the villain,
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Survivor: China - 15x01 "A Chicken's a Little Bit Smarter"
2007-09-21 21:31:00
Or, Jesus Christ, I Hate Everybody I don't think I've ever hated such a high percentage of contestants after the first episode, and the chumps and chumpettes made it so fantastically easy. SUCK LIST Courtney Usually, waify + platinum blonde should = Survivor crush object, so you can imagine how hard she sucks that she makes me want eat a pile of E. Coli-infected entrails, scrape out the
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It all comes back to SYTYCD
2007-09-14 21:37:00
Carrie Ann Inaba from Dancing With the Stars interviewed with Newseek to weigh in on Britney's VMA debacle ("I'd give the performance as a whole a six plus. Britney I would have to give a three."). But the bombshell, such as it is, comes when she reveals who her current beau is, and do I mean beau! Rrrar rrar! Who's your boyfriend? He was on "So You Think You Can Dance." Artem Chigvintsev. He's
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Oops, They did it again
2007-09-12 23:36:00
Or, Why hating Britney plays right into the hands of Them When people -- critics and casual observers alike -- denounce Britney or any other pop starlet, they approach the given pop tart from an auterist perspective, which in all such cases is mistaken. In more pejorative terms, yes, she's fake, but for every teenybopper who thoroughly enjoys Britney-qua-Britney, there are just as many critics